I prayed every night...
Please, Youtube...
Please...
/notice me ~/
Please, send me Golden Play Button...
Been a- I've been a good boy.
I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube...
You really ought to fucking notice me!
I'm the biggest channel!
Why don't I have a Golden Play But-to-n?!
My numbers kept growing
from millions...
...to ten millions.
And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button...
But who cares?!
Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?!
Where do I put this down, dammit...
All these channels that abuse their Play Button...
They'll, cut it in half...
They'll smash it with the hydraulic press...
Well
I finally got it.
I got my Play Button.
We all know, what happened that day...
When the fire nation attacked... sorry.
Just when I got my Play Button.
IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1!
Congrats for surpassing one million...
OH, THAT'S COOL!
THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO
GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!!
It was broken.
*whispering* Just like my heart.
It was too hard for me to deal with...
And I had to sell it.
I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger...
Today... it all... CHANGES!
Got a package
from YouTube
LET'S LOOK
Oooh
Ooooh
YES
Fina...
Finally...
EUGH-UGH
Finally, it's here!
Oh, I'm so happy! :D
wait
What the fuck is this?..
PewDiePie
WHAT
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!
THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED
HEY ROMANIAN
Five pounds and it's yours.
Well
You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romanian
Michael: Okay, thank you! Pewds: Goodbye
I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again...
DISGUSTING
wait
What is this?
Could it be...
OH
Another package from YouTube!!
Can't reach
Please,
Please, let it be the one...
Oh!..
Ooh!
Oooh!
Oooooooooh!
YEEES
Yes!
*groans*
YAEESS
If you work hard...
And if you create a second channel...
And bitch enough to YouTube about it...
You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter*
Jack Septiceye2
My favourite channel.
I've been subscribed
since the very beginning.
Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye2, it's such a great channel...
*whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel...
*kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL
Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D
This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it!
That looks really nice!
That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D
Forgot what this video was about.
Uhm...
We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!!
I've never felt as empowered as a woman.
I wanna thank all my viewers...
All my Septiceyes,
without your support I could never have done this.
It means the world to me.
*faking tears*
You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs...
It- it's just incredible...
I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and...
The fact that we...
This really shows it.
In one plaque. This plaque means so much...
It's not just a plaque...
It's a statement.
And that statement is -
Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!..
*laughs*
I'm sorry.
This is too funny.
It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy.
So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D
And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video.
As always,
Stay- stay- stay awesome...
Septipliers :D
*Outro music*