[screaming]
[Felix] I'm not having this!
How's it going, bros? This is PewDiePie.
You're about to watch me get the absolute shit scared out of me.
[screaming]
This show takes what I already do,
getting scared of horror games,
but taking it to the next level,
a really fucked up level.
[all screaming]
So if you love watching me get scared shitless...
Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck this!
You're gonna love Scare PewDiePie.
Mr PewDiePie?
Hey!
Should I go around?
No.
[Kevin] Come on. Come over the top. Stop goofing around.
Why do we do this every time?
Don't grab on to that. That's what broke last time.
All right! All right.
How's it going, bros? It's PewDiePie.
Tonight, we're gonna go to a doctor
who wants to discuss the results
of your medical test we did the first day.
I don't know if they're gonna reverse...
They're gonna talk about my results?
Yeah.
Yeah, so there's someone who is new to our crew tonight.
Jeff, this is Felix. Felix, this is Jeff.
How's it going?
Felix.
[Jeff speaking]
Whoa! What the fuck? Oh, my God.
Hi!
Let me go!
I'll find you! I'll find you, Felix!
In case something comes down,
they just asked me to have extra people.
Yeah, sounds good, 'cause I don't trust those doctors.
[chuckling]
All right. Let's go.
Okay.
So, you've had a couple great game day plays, right?
Yeah, last one was awesome.
Excuse me. Are you PewDiePie?
Yeah, yeah. I'm PewDiePie.
[Jeff speaking]
Jeff...
[Jeff] I'm sorry. I'm packing tonight.
I just wanted you to know you're covered.
What does packing mean?
Oh, you have a weapon?
[Felix] What did he say?
He has a weapon. A gun?
Yeah. Fine.
[Jeff speaking]
[man] So what are we doing today?
Well, meeting doctors at 9:00.
That's not weird at all.
[man] Okay, why don't you put that on.
[Felix] God damn it.
Great. Great, guys. Great hospital, guys.
My favourite so far.
Why is it so freaking hot?
I just want you to
[banging]
start concentrating, 'cause I feel like...
[banging]
What is that?
You just need to use your senses.
What is that?
Keep walking.
[screams]
Damon, fun.
Why do you have to do that?
Goodbye for now.
Mmm-hmm.
For now.
Good luck.
Thank you.
[maniacal laughter]
[pounding on door]
[laughter continues]
[man] It's time to do it.
Take it off.
Okay. Good to go.
I can do this.
[woman shrieks]
[indistinct yelling and screaming]
Hello?
Oh, shit! [laughing]
[maniacal laughter continues]
Oh! Fuck me!
Okay.
How's it going over here?
Bananas, bananas, bananas...
Where's Sean? Where's Sean?
Oh! Fuck!
[man] Dr Schwartz is back. Dr Schwartz is back.
Okay! Okay! Jesus Christ! What the fuck!
Pass me your chair. Pass me your chair. Pass me your chair.
What the fuck? What was that?
[laughter continues]
Dr Schwartz is back. Dr Schwartz is back. Dr Schwartz is back.
What are you doing outside of your room?
What? Me?
You're agitating all of the patients.
No, no, no.
Let's go to your room. It will be much safer there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now just go up to your room. It's after curfew.
It's the time for you to relax.
No?
This is what they always say.
Just come and sit. Sit and relax.
Just take a load off and relax your feet.
Sit down.
[sighs]
And we want to make sure that nothing happens to you.
Everything will be completely...
No, no, no!
Just... You need to be in seclusion room.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is to make sure...
I'm not kidding you.
[handcuffs tightening]
Listen, we have had this discussion before.
Felix, I'm sorry. This keeps you safe.
There's nothing to worry about.
Don't struggle. It will be less comfortable.
Remember, no one is released until
their paperwork is signed by Dr Yates.
I would kill to know where your papers are.
Fuck this.
It's curfew! Into your rooms, my lovelies. Let's go.
This is fucking bullshit.
Oh, come on.
[door creaking]
Oh, no, hey, how's it going? How you doing?
Sean! S-E-A-N.
Okay.
Not S-W-A-N.
S-E-A-N. Got it?
[stammering]
Thank you.
Look what I got. Look what I got.
Would you mind?
No, no, no, I would not mind.
Okay.
Psyche!
[laughing]
You got me.
Yes, I got you.
Look where I put them, right there.
Oh, cool.
S-E-A-N!
Sean, okay. Great.
I'm his favourite.
[shrieking]
[sighs] Well, S-E-A-N.
Thank you very much.
For fuck's sake.
Which one is it?
Come on!
Guys.
Okay, none of these fit. Ha-ha. Really funny.
Thanks a lot, Sean.
These are way too big.
[screaming]
What the fuck? Did it...
Oh, shit!
[chuckling]
Come on!
How the...
Okay.
Fuck me.
There you go.
Genius strikes again.
Not a problem.
Okay. Cool. Put this right back.
[grunting]
Okay.
Okay. Good, great.
Gonna go home, get a hot chocolate.
[Felix exclaiming]
What the...
Hey.
What?
Hey, Pewds.
[laughing] What is this...
Come on, buddy. Take a seat.
Mr Chair!
Yeah!
Will you help me out of here?
Yep, but first, we need to get your paperwork.
Hop on in, and I'll take you to where you need to go.
Okay, great. This is amazing.
Take me to the exit.
Come on, buddy.
Okay. I don't think... No, you're not...
Mr Chair, what are you doing?
Oh, shit! What the fuck are you doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
Mr Chair, stop!
Shit! Calm down.
Yeah!
All right, Pewds, I got to get you through this hall of crazies.
Then we're gonna go to the chapel.
We're gonna go to the chapel. Great, can't wait. Okay.
[Felix laughing]
[exclaims]
Watch out for the chapel. Watch out for the chapel.
Yes.
[woman laughing]
Bananas, bananas, bananas...
Okay.
[man] Check, check, check.
Okay, okay!
Oh, shit! What the fuck is this doing here?
All right, buddy, hop on out, head on into the chapel.
Okay. Thank you, Mr Chair. You're so nice.
Will you come back?
I'll be waiting for you.
Okay. Just wait there.
What the fuck?
Okay.
What do we got?
Flicking lights, check.
This is my favourite chapel of all time.
[yells]
[gasps]
Look around.
And I'm supposed to be crazy.
[laughing]
You're gonna need those!
Oh!
You're gonna need those when the lights go off.
[Felix] Oh, fuck!
Fucking hell.
Ugh!
Oh, dude!
No! Come on!
Thanks for keeping it warm, guys.
Okay. I can see with this.
This is great.
[cackling]
[silence]
[speaking in distorted voice]
[electricity crackling]
Hey.
Can I sit down?
Yeah, take a seat.
Okay. Yes. Thank you.
Oh...
Shit.
I'm gonna take you somewhere real fun.
Oh, come on.
[man screaming]
Where are we going?
I'm gonna take you somewhere real fun.
Where are we going?
Somewhere real fun.
[gasps]
Okay, okay.
[screaming]
[giggling]
That's just great.
Fuck you.
Okay!
Where's Schwartz? Where's Schwartz?
Let's just go. Let's just go. Let's just go. Keep going.
Keep going. What the fuck are you?
What the...
Oh, dude!
Hey, how are you doing?
Bananas, bananas, bananas...
Hey.
Dr Schwartz is back! Dr Schwartz is back! Dr Schwartz is back!
Okay!
[indistinct shouting]
Okay.
Yes. I'm ready to go home now.
[Dr Schwartz] I need to know where I can find the file.
When I ask questions, I need answers.
Oh, shit, Sean!
I don't want to hurt you.
I just want to know very simply
where can I find the files?
[Sean screaming]
Is this a bad time?
Tell me where they are!
I hate asking multiple times.
So one last time, where will I find Felix's file?
[Sean] Dr Yates' office.
[Dr Schwartz] That's all I needed to know.
[Sean] Please, Doc.
[Dr Schwartz] I know now you're very tired.
I'm going to give you just a gentle...
[screaming]
[Chair] Whoops! That was Dr Schwartz.
We need to go to Dr Yates' office and get your paperwork.
Jesus Christ!
[screaming]
Okay!
Go. Go, Mr Chair. Go. Go faster.
Where is it?
Right there.
Where is it, tell me?
It's right there.
I mean, right over there, right over there.
It's over... It's over there! Yes? Okay, great.
[Chair] I think we're here.
Great, thank you.
Hop on out and go into the office.
Okay, just fucking great.
What the fuck is this?
What?
[woman over pa] Attention, all medical staff.
Dr Yates will be in the testing lab for the next few hours.
If you need Dr Yates for any reason,
please stop by the testing lab.
[intermittent] Again, that's... Test... Dr Yates... For testing... Thank you.
What? Okay, great.
[phone ringing]
[static]
[man] Hello?
Hello?
If you're looking for the files,
proceed to find them in the cabinets.
Crank them to open.
Okay.
Crank...
Okay, I got this. Not a problem.
Easy, there we go, files.
Files for days.
Protein shakes, my favourite.
Um...
Oh!
It's a code.
I'm gonna put "Sean."
It must be.
I can't get it open.
Am I an idiot? Yes, I am an idiot.
Oh! [chuckling]
Okay! Yes!
I did it all by myself!
[laughing]
I don't know how these work. Okay, all right.
It was a rough start, but we can do this now.
Okay. [gasps] What?
Okay, what is this?
Okay, yes.
"Does this patient have a new psychiatric condition?"
What? "And a history of mental illness, Felix Kjellberg."
"Yes."
[woman over pa] Attention, all medical staff.
If a patient wants to fill out their full release paperwork,
they must get a signature from the practising physician.
What? Okay.
You'll find Dr Yates in the lab.
Don't want to do that.
"Has the patient been medically cleared
in the emergency department?"
What the fuck is this?
I don't want to signature this. This is bullshit.
[sighs] Okay.
Here we go again.
Just great.
[man] Felix!
Fantastic.
[woman] To the left.
Where is it?
Fuck!
[woman] Bro fist.
That way. That way. That way.
Oh, shit!
Okay.
No, I... They're over there. They're over there.
Okay, great.
Okay. I did it.
Hello?
Excuse me?
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck!
Okay, I just came to...
What are you doing here?
I'm not doing anything.
[Nurse Annabelle] What are you doing here?
I said answer me!
I came for a signature.
"Release paperwork for patient Felix Kjellberg"?
Is this your release paperwork?
Mmm-hmm.
This way to Dr Yates.
Okay.
[whimpering]
[laughing]
[barking]
[Felix] Oh, shit!
[thudding]
[woman screaming]
What the...
What the shit?
Okay.
[screaming]
I'm... All right.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Chair!
Shit! Shit! Okay!
Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck this!
Where the fuck do I go?
Shit!
[cackling]
Okay, I'm gonna go here. Okay, exit, exit.
Shit.
Okay.
Fuck this place! Where the fuck is the exit?
Where does it end?
[screeching]
No! No!
Jesus Christ. Okay!
What the fuck?
[Kevin yelling]
I got you! You're safe. You're safe. Go back. Go back.
What's going on? What happened?
♪ I never ran so much in my life. ♪
[panting]
What's your opinion of American hospitals?
You know, I can tell you don't have health insurance
and stuff going on here.
Yeah.
It's a little bit more sketchy here.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
Good, good, good.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
So I brought the paperwork out for you to sign
so we can get started on your restraining order with Nikki.
Tell them how much... We love each other!
This will not be the end!
You can't stop real love!
Okay.
Have you had any other incidents since we last spoke?
Sorry, sir, I would like to be...
I mean, I'm kind of his security detail,
so I'd like to be the intermediary.
So you want me to talk to you, and you talk to him?
I think that's the best thing.
That's not necessary.
That's fine, but I normally need to talk to him
because he's the person that's gonna sign his name on the dotted line.
This is officer to officer.
Well, I don't want to be disrespectful,
but officer and security are two different things.
So we're both security.
Okay.
No, I haven't had any incident with Nikki or anything.
He did receive packages, though, you understand? Packages...
[Felix] Well, it is from fans.
Yeah, he did receive packages, but not from Nikki.
Yeah, well, okay.
This is for us to get the temporary restraining order going,
and then I'm gonna need your signature
right down here at the bottom "X."
Is there a box that you can check off "packages"?
What is he talking about?
He's your security guy. You tell me.
Okay, so I just need you to sign right here.
Okay.
And then I'll fill this information in if you want.
Right here?
Yeah, right there on the "X."
[Felix] Is that it? Is that it?
[officer] That's it. We're good.
Thank you, Officer.
Appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Keep an eye out.
Thank you.
Okay. Thank you so much.
Jeff, this is Felix. Felix, this is Jeff.
How's it going?
Felix.
I generally do overnight things,
doughnut shops or late-night riding.
Hey, hey, hey, it's a one-way street, guys.
It's a one-way street.
Could you guys...
It's not a one-way street.
[Jeff] People think security guards are not prepared,
and I am fully prepared.
He has a weapon. A gun?
Okay, good. [chuckles]
Just wrapped up another day.
Crazy as always, but I did it.
And I'll see you in the next one.
Bro fist.
You don't trust me. I know you don't trust Damon.
You probably haven't been getting a lot of sleep.
So we got you...
A pillow?
So, it is a pillow!
Okay.
This is my favourite pillow.
Okay.
Yes.