What's up, everyone and
What is this PewDiePie playing video games? Oh, oh, oh playing Magic
The official game of virgins
We're about to hit point name rank, I'm playing with my genius deck angry white people
Which is a white red aggro deck if you guys haven't played magic before I'm sure this will be very confusing
But it's basically
It's a video game. So that's all you need to know
Okay, great
We've actually been playing magic a couple of people in Brighton like PJ Joel
Sometimes
Dave comes down as well. I am I missing anyone. I don't know. We'll keep this by the way
It's been really fun really nostalgic
I used to play magically when I was a kid and I didn't under all my god. You got destroyed nice fuck I didn't even
We're getting closer to ply it to them
See, this is how easy magic is for me people just see me and they run away in fear
I don't even have to play the game to assert my dominance
That's how good we are next victim what the hell just happened there. Did he just look at his hand and
Hit it. Now. This is not a great hand, but I'll keep it just because I don't like getting crippled and that's not against cripples
Maybe a little bit. All right, great. We're playing against red. They are pushed official deck of insults
Do I play a down tow and let it get killed what do I do here?
Well
Fuck are you next time? We can play that so we'll play this guy. That's what that's the idea. He's got three. Mana
risk factor
now
one two three, four five
Six seven eight you'll have to dis
Why is he playing risk factor now?
Why
If you decline your role I will mix these up if I decline he draws cards, okay guys, I
Wouldn't have done it if you had won two mana less just so he doesn't do this spectacle
But now he's gonna be like Oh, huh-uh
I got her. No, you didn't I have I have a gross stuff too, buddy. Look at that. What are you gonna do by that?
Look, we're almost the same now almost fuck
Don't worry, boys. We have a roll week enforcement
What are you gonna play now again
Okay, so one two three four five six seven, okay, why is he playing risk factor?
Well take action right we'll take the damage Kazemi I think he's gonna get what does he have a spectacle
I know I went against what I just said don't spectacle me. Please. Don't spec to my Legion war box. Oh, he didn't okay
We're good
You don't understand what you've just done
one two three, four five six
Seven eight nine
So the question here is did we wait for history Banali and now we don't I need to start doing damage I
Will attack with everyone
All right men, what do we mentor?
Guess one of my boy
One of my green boy
Do you feel the pain
Drop another risk factor, I dare you. Okay, watch me get three Thunderbolts ain't nothing out of respect
I gave you the clip
Okay. Well we won the game
So now I decline so you can enjoy your cards. Alright, you can have them. Congratulations
What the hell is this? I've never seen this if he plays a 41
Alright, you can only really do one more thing
Incredible nice
Nice good job thinking what do I do?
Oops, oh, that's too bad. Well played though
idiot
So hot in here we're almost there one more and we're platinum baby we're no longer in
sub zero IQ tier a
Lot of times when I play magic I seriously question myself
If I'm actually retarded
Because you notice as soon as you make a mistake in this game and he does hurt so much power fooled
We're playing against someone called powerful. Whoa. Okay, I'm keeping this hand
It's actually not that great
but we can remove some bitches and the green boy can be like hey, what's up and
this guy I
Hit the art of this it makes me uncomfortable
What is that mustache? I?
Don't like it. It doesn't look even it looks like it goes all the way here and then he just stops here and
Like what is he getting hunted by he doesn't even look hunted
I like his shirt though. But then again, he's sure has checkers here and stripes here. Like what's up with that?
All right. That's all I got about that
That's my lowell
Just click. Okay god damn it
Your opponent is choosing to keep their hand
Don't think too hard
People are so goddamn slow in this game, sometimes you're just sitting there like alright so Playland
Please play a line just play a line and do your thing. I don't know what people do while they playing
Because they ain't playing if it takes him this long your opponent kept he decided to keep it well congratulations
Well, what was my choice? It was stupid
Does he start as well that's fucking bet
Let's see how powerful you are. Mister. Oh god, it's red again. I
Really think I was just lucky last game that he didn't. Oh god. I just realized
Just so he feels intimidated
By my old my little dude over here
That's right. I'm not at the Fareed back what you got about that
Please tell me he didn't draw any lines. That's my only way of winning
They'll play the land night. Oh wait, it wasn't his turn yet. There we go
Interesting
Okay
Well things could definitely be worse do I want to get rid of that right away
Yeah, I don't want to take a bunch of damage
Hello I
Don't think we're gonna win this one. I
Can feel that already like I lost too much tempo
And I'm not a control deck so like what am I even doing at this point
If I play legions lining now and hunted witness then next turn I can
Get legions landing switch, but it doesn't matter cuz I'll have your heroic forces anyway
But if I play this I'll just lose one of my goblins essentially and it won't really matter
So I know this is a bit weird
But at least I'll have some defense
Why am I playing defensive a girl I don't don't act okay
Now cast your shock on my hunted. Oh, you don't have one. That's too bad. Oh, you're not even gonna attack
What
Okay
All right. Well, I guess we're both idiots
Now the move of the century
Watch me whip green boy
Is he gonna shock you don't shut green boy ain't nobody shocking my boy
Okay, and
Then we transform leaders landing and next turn you will smoke a cute. Guess what's in Sweden you
Shocked my green boy. Oh now I'm very angry
Plan completely ruling that son of a gun. He has to mana though. He's stuck her. Mana. I didn't even realize
All right. Well green boy is still very angry
All right, well you can't do anything so I might as well get rid of these
You can't do anything just click
Thank you
Hello, we're back what's up
Okay now
The play of the century coming right up
Look at this the fact that we haven't won against this King guy is just pathetic
because honestly
Hey
He doesn't have any land oh
He just took it what a Chan Lee Jin his back boy
What are you sitting on another one attack with your Pyromancer please Oh
What is this what a weird game you know that boy has a shot
Alright well now they're all pathetic and I don't like it but I'm gonna just to show that I have the bigger penis
We'll keep that oh it's so confusing
All right, you will block with that and then you will let the rest go like a good one
Okay, and we get some health which is good help is good we have no cards
What are you doing?
This is oh
Jesus
He's got a ball of
Stuff, it's not a ball. It just hit me. I always thought it was like a sponge of jellyfish ball
Well, I'm disappointed yes
Okay, let's do some math. You can block three of my strongest which are all shit
So one, two, three, one, two, three four, he doesn't die this turn motherfucker
I think we should
God, I hope this is not the wrong move
I just think he's gonna do one damage to my me. It doesn't matter if I would be dead that would be dead already
Okay. All right, and then another one of these and then we're all in baby here. We'll have one helpless
But he won't have any wizards, which is nice
And
I
Don't think he can do anything. Okay
What are you gonna do? That's right by oops. Oops
There it is. Ah
Okay, look at that one more game
It's just this is the third time on one game from diamond and I saved the lava for that's the best part
Yeah, I'll save it
Shut the fuck up how overpowered is that fucking cards it's insane
Angular you are white people. I swear to God
The only weakness the one weakness angry white people have are angry angry people basically
Mana reg if I play against them King mana red for the third fucking time. I'm going for Diamond
I'm gonna be so SuperDuper pissed
Okay, let's go. Let's freakin do this
Okay. Hello
So you get back
Say it. Oh, oh, it's my turn. Okay
We're gonna assert our dominance and play leaders Landing. I
Realize I should always play Legion sign it first because I don't want to risk you get encountered
Which could definitely happen?
It's like oh it's a gate deck. Oh
That is very scary because I think definitely I can beat a gate think I
would sky make sure I don't make any misplace so I can't play anything else this turn but this
And I'll play this tent and then go forth my little vamp there you go we won
I've lost it. I'm so orange what is happening? I've lost against the
With one foam on I swear to God a health. I mean, why do I have this in my deck now?
why you ask because
I'm so sick of King mono. I look like an
Something I look like something my my shirt is definitely not yellow. Let's just put it down, dude
We're gonna do two damage. Now this changes everything
Data blaze coming right up boom. Boom. Boom all gone. Okay play it. There it is
Oh, I'm shocked. You should have waited till next time Oh your dingus
Seriously, you can wait one second turn
All attack, maybe he has another one I
would can make me cry but it would be pretty funny if he doesn't have another one I
Would laugh ha if you have us another one, I will scream
Please hello, please like I'm hitting you up with hello. It's over here
Please please do you understand this? I just need to win this game. But let you win any other game afterwards
If he hits me with a gate ablaze
that's not what it's called Lizzie it is what an epic name and
Hits me with the hello
There's hope in the world there's hope and please I think maybe he has won but he's worried about
He could be worried about getting ligament what am I saying? I
Feel like I might as well play this cuz there's really no other move. I can make creatures you control getting lifelink
I really really don't need this
At all, I don't know what he's thinking about countering it
What what it's a copy targeting is worse about we come at a monocle that you may choose new target for the coffee
Does that mean we get it? Yeah
All right, I'm confused
I might as well give it to ourselves and he'll mentor
King Hearts
Now we're gonna play lead-ins Landing is there any point of playing lead-ins Landing
No, there isn't because we can easily play it next turn and if he hits me up with another gate DeBlase
I will cry I never been this close good game. Oh
Hello, thank you
Finally diamond
I've been trying all day like a fucking virgin loser diamond. Yeah. Yeah, I
Mean, I don't care it's whatever. I really don't care
Honestly, like diamond is pretty easy to game. It's whatever. Holy shit. I feel so fucking good
Fuck. Yeah, now we're going for mythic baby easy angry white people
No, one can smash him. No one can stop angry white people
This is my deck. I'm gonna link it if anyone wants to play with it. It's literally nothing special
But it's angry white people. Damn. That feels good. See who said I wasn't a gamer. Why do I look so freakin crazy? I
play real man screams all
Right Lee would like to be one more of this. Maybe this is completely incoherent and people don't know anything about magic. I
Don't know but I had fun, so that's there's that bye