WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:03.340 STOP RIGHT WHAT YOU ARE DOING ! 00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:06.080 I need you to do something for me 00:00:06.900 --> 00:00:07.400 Alright 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:09.000 I can't be here 00:00:09.260 --> 00:00:10.160 JUST WHAT EVER YOU DO 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:10.660 DON'T 00:00:10.920 --> 00:00:11.560 TELL 00:00:11.820 --> 00:00:12.860 MARZIA !!! 00:00:25.340 --> 00:00:26.720 oooooooh 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:29.160 OoooOOOhhh 00:00:32.480 --> 00:00:33.220 OOOOH 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:34.660 ooooooh 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:38.360 OH ME OH MA POTATOE SALAD Pie 00:00:38.420 --> 00:00:38.920 Okay 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:39.880 So i get to pick 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:42.600 which girl i want to hire for my cam studio 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:43.160 *perverted tounge movement* 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:49.580 Now i don't know what a cam studio is 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:52.800 but I'm gonna go with ma... 00:00:52.800 --> 00:00:53.300 ...ma girl 00:00:53.580 --> 00:00:54.600 Tiffey ( Tiffany ) 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:55.880 Tip tita Tip 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:56.680 Okay 00:00:56.920 --> 00:00:58.040 So we got Tiffany 00:00:58.320 --> 00:00:58.820 MUAH 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:00.860 finest quality of fresh meat 00:01:01.180 --> 00:01:03.480 So we put her in the cam studio over here... 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:05.180 ...and she will start making us money... 00:01:05.260 --> 00:01:06.860 ...by skyping to people 00:01:07.500 --> 00:01:08.700 NOTHING WEIRD !!! 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:09.760 Why does... 00:01:09.980 --> 00:01:11.980 ...why does this studio look like Jacksepticeye ? 00:01:12.060 --> 00:01:14.460 Jacksepticeye : TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE 00:01:14.460 --> 00:01:15.640 So she's making us money... 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:16.740 5 bucks 00:01:16.820 --> 00:01:18.300 Tiffey, that's not that much 00:01:18.340 --> 00:01:21.060 what we also have to do, is we have to get a photo shoot 00:01:21.580 --> 00:01:22.780 so we get more fans 00:01:22.860 --> 00:01:23.700 see that gave us... 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:24.540 5 fans 00:01:24.600 --> 00:01:25.680 alright, so now... 00:01:25.820 --> 00:01:27.860 we can buy, so we can have two girls at once 00:01:28.460 --> 00:01:30.060 Aight who should we go with Nikki? 00:01:30.580 --> 00:01:31.080 Na... 00:01:31.260 --> 00:01:32.040 Nadia 00:01:32.300 --> 00:01:33.020 or Zoey 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:34.420 what the fuck happened Zoey? 00:01:35.160 --> 00:01:37.800 this is not The Fifth Element Zoey get the fuck out 00:01:37.800 --> 00:01:39.900 we're going with Nadia, she might be a man... 00:01:39.900 --> 00:01:42.120 but at least she doesn't look like a fuckin Tumblr girl 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:43.060 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 00:01:43.940 --> 00:01:44.820 oooouuuhhh 00:01:44.820 --> 00:01:46.220 urgh, is it hot in here? 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:47.940 am I sweating? 00:01:47.940 --> 00:01:49.340 alright lets get another girl 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:52.280 we got Sarah 00:01:52.720 --> 00:01:53.440 she's got a... 00:01:53.820 --> 00:01:54.620 THICK ESS 00:01:58.040 --> 00:01:58.540 urghh 00:01:58.620 --> 00:01:59.500 we got Audrey 00:02:00.100 --> 00:02:01.220 she's a teen 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:04.340 we got Lailani, she's Asian 00:02:06.180 --> 00:02:06.980 Ouhhhh 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.860 How-how houler louer 00:02:11.060 --> 00:02:12.880 why am I so into this game? 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.640 this is literally a cookie clicker 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:16.040 but I'm so into it 00:02:17.140 --> 00:02:19.300 aight so we can look at our fans 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:20.960 our fans are into THICK ASS 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:22.040 I can respect that 00:02:22.040 --> 00:02:24.240 alright I think we are going to grow the THICK ESS 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:26.000 girl in game: did I do good? 00:02:26.040 --> 00:02:28.560 Pewds : Did i do gooOOoOoood? ( Pewds moan while makin love ) 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:29.800 Sexy Pewds: yes you did darling 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:30.500 Sarah... 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:35.200 is an unbearable weeaboo who thinks she's Japanese and calls herself " Suki"... 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:38.700 she's the worst, but she's still kinda hot in a weird way 00:02:39.820 --> 00:02:41.840 ok we're gonna have to recruit someone new 00:02:41.920 --> 00:02:42.560 THICK ASS 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:44.280 We're gonna have to go with the THICK ASS 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:46.480 WE'RE NICHING IN THICK ASS - Pewdiepie2016 - 00:02:46.540 --> 00:02:49.000 alright ... I am ... I hate to do this 00:02:49.100 --> 00:02:51.000 but we're gonna have to replace our main bitch 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:51.920 TIFFEY 00:02:52.100 --> 00:02:54.120 We're go ... we're the THICK ASS STUDIO 00:02:54.200 --> 00:02:56.260 she pulls in so many fans 00:02:56.620 --> 00:02:57.880 that fuckin kawaii... 00:02:57.880 --> 00:02:59.220 kawaii girl man 00:02:59.540 --> 00:03:02.620 yes I am having the time of my Life SHUT THE FUCK UuuUUUuuP 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:03.920 get a THICK ASS! 00:03:04.340 --> 00:03:05.400 then we can talk Tiffey 00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:06.000 Tiffany: Sure thing 00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:09.540 if i go to heaven, I want ... I want this game to be my life 00:03:09.540 --> 00:03:10.940 alright, what are our fans into ? 00:03:11.080 --> 00:03:12.580 they LOVE thick ASS 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:14.120 we're gonna be rich 00:03:14.620 --> 00:03:15.680 we're gonna be RICH ! 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:19.380 so now we can advertise our cam studio 00:03:26.180 --> 00:03:27.300 Cake farting ... 00:03:27.300 --> 00:03:27.800 DON'T look up cake farts 00:03:28.820 --> 00:03:29.320 Its not worth it 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:34.300 ey listen we have THICK ASSES ofcourse we've gotta fart on cakes 00:03:34.700 --> 00:03:37.740 what the fuck kind of business do you think we're running here? 00:03:37.740 --> 00:03:39.220 if you don't do cake farting ... 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:41.000 YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAME !!! 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:45.020 I'm really glad I'm watching this screen and not the cam studio screen 00:03:45.780 --> 00:03:49.020 thats ... thats ... what I would of ... I prefer this way thank you, thank you very much I ... 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:49.920 game character: my pleasure~ 00:03:49.980 --> 00:03:50.700 Pewds: Yep 00:03:50.700 --> 00:03:51.680 we can buy butt plug! 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.420 Alright, who should have the butt plug? 00:03:53.420 --> 00:03:54.940 THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME 00:03:54.940 --> 00:03:57.200 yeah, the ... the weeaboo gets the butt plug 00:03:57.420 --> 00:03:58.380 WoooooOOOOHooo 00:03:58.720 --> 00:03:59.320 whoever... 00:03:59.320 --> 00:04:02.660 whoever came up with the idea of this game is a goddamn genius 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.260 ok now we gat L ... OOH LILLIAN I LOVE HER 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:13.000 wait so I can send my girls to a ... 00:04:13.260 --> 00:04:14.740 sleazy motel 00:04:14.780 --> 00:04:15.540 WOOOW 00:04:15.540 --> 00:04:16.380 good job game 00:04:16.520 --> 00:04:18.340 you continue to amaze me 00:04:18.580 --> 00:04:19.660 we can have cake farts. 00:04:20.280 --> 00:04:21.620 alright let's get the cake farts 00:04:21.860 --> 00:04:23.940 ooh let's make this Latina girl ... 00:04:24.200 --> 00:04:25.480 get some cake farts 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:26.840 girl in game: awesome! 00:04:26.840 --> 00:04:27.680 Pewds: She likes it 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:29.440 lets invest in cake-farting 00:04:29.580 --> 00:04:32.920 DON'T TELL MARZIA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ABOUT CAKE FARTS ! 00:04:33.060 --> 00:04:35.020 *INHALES* JESSIEEE!!! 00:04:35.580 --> 00:04:36.700 OUUUHHHHHHH!!! 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:39.380 YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 00:04:39.640 --> 00:04:40.280 Oh my god! 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:41.160 YESSS 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.160 (Demented sound) 00:04:43.620 --> 00:04:45.760 alright now ...Now let's promo... 00:04:46.500 --> 00:04:48.380 FORBIDDEN CAVERN ANAL 00:04:52.900 --> 00:04:55.360 Holy shit she make alot of money on this sleazy hotel 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:56.880 Nadia you're going again 00:04:57.340 --> 00:04:57.840 yep 00:04:59.380 --> 00:05:00.860 she's Russian she's okay with it 00:05:01.760 --> 00:05:03.240 She's got gonorrhea 00:05:03.860 --> 00:05:05.860 Look at me 00:05:06.340 --> 00:05:06.980 I'm a mess 00:05:07.780 --> 00:05:08.820 what's wrong with me? 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:09.960 I have a girl friend 00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:11.740 KEEP CLICKING! 00:05:13.180 --> 00:05:14.820 I can't click fast enough! 00:05:15.280 --> 00:05:17.560 I can't click fest enough !! 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:21.180 I can't believe the most annoying fuckin girl in the whole world... 00:05:21.380 --> 00:05:22.280 got the most fans 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:25.880 I'm so fuckin into this game it's pathetic but I love it 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:27.320 Oooh we got RENEE ! 00:05:27.320 --> 00:05:28.500 She's got a THICK ASS ! 00:05:29.200 --> 00:05:30.320 what did she say ? 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:30.940 KOALA 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:31.680 girl in game: KOALA 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.660 God I'm so tired of clickiiiiing!!! 00:05:33.660 --> 00:05:35.700 this game is horible and sexist and i hate it 00:05:36.500 --> 00:05:37.620 it's ruin my life 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:39.500 I'm out 00:05:43.940 --> 00:05:44.980 what happened? 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:46.000 WHAT?!! 00:05:46.760 --> 00:05:48.400 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! 00:05:48.580 --> 00:05:50.740 that just RANDOMLY HAPPENED!!! 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:54.780 I AM NOT SOME FUCKIN LEVEL A GRADE PIMP!!! 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:55.520 WHAT???!! 00:05:57.140 --> 00:05:58.260 Eyyyy it's okay 00:05:58.260 --> 00:05:58.840 * clapshands* 00:05:58.840 --> 00:06:00.380 It's okay i got to see Tiffey 00:06:00.380 --> 00:06:01.680 Best ... best game!!! 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:03.140 I feel like this game... 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:04.980 has changed me! 00:06:05.220 --> 00:06:06.780 this is not who I am... 00:06:06.940 --> 00:06:08.460 Ah, Who Am I kidding? 00:06:09.380 --> 00:06:12.200 MAKE SURE YOUR ASS IS WAXED NEXT TIME TIFFANY!!!