WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 You may have heard the news... 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:03.940 That's right! 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:06.080 I'm broke. 00:00:07.180 --> 00:00:09.460 But thanks to many fellow Patreons, 00:00:09.900 --> 00:00:13.080 we managed to gather four thousand dollars 00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:14.640 to help... 00:00:14.980 --> 00:00:15.740 myself! 00:00:16.040 --> 00:00:17.560 Although for leagal reasons, 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.940 I couldn't keep any of the money... 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.800 which means, I'm back on square zero. 00:00:23.340 --> 00:00:24.140 I got nothing, 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:25.140 nada 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.340 (SWEDISH) ingen skit! 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:29.020 So what do you do when all hope fails? 00:00:29.340 --> 00:00:30.460 What do you do 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:33.340 before I was PewDiePie? 00:00:33.340 --> 00:00:35.680 That's right, selling hot dogs. 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:38.960 A lot of you have known this, some of you may have not, 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:41.720 but before I did YouTube I sold hot dogs. 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:49.100 It is in fact my specialty. It's the best and only thing I know besides screaming and acting like a retard on the Internet. 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:55.160 (funky music plays) 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:56.720 (shakes his metal fannypack) 00:00:56.720 --> 00:00:58.300 Little windy for a grill some would say. 00:00:58.300 --> 00:00:59.160 (continues shaking fannypack) 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:00.580 Amateurs! 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:02.580 I would say back... 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:06.500 You gotta grill like this you gotta have balls. 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:09.880 Ssss... aaahh! 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:11.820 No, no, not the hot dog, they will be contaminated! (aaargh) 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:13.820 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:17.720 Oh boy. 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:21.160 Get them while they're hot! 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.200 Hot doooooooooogs! 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:26.040 Want a hot dog? 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:34.940 (funky music plays) 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.940 Do you like it? 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:41.680 It's good? It's good yeah? Thank you very much!. 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.440 (funky music plays) 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:46.880 Can I buy your reviews on Yelp? 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:49.740 That shit cold! 00:01:50.140 --> 00:01:52.140 Hot dog? 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:54.780 Hot dog? - Thank you. 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:56.940 (wiggle wiggle wiggle) 00:01:57.240 --> 00:02:00.040 Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot dog! Do you want a hot dog? 00:02:00.140 --> 00:02:01.720 Hot dog! 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:03.720 Ooooh, it's a wonderful day! 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.460 To do a hot... 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:08.340 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:10.340 Come back here! 00:02:16.420 --> 00:02:17.500 Hot dick? 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:19.320 Lady, want a hot dog? 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:21.180 Baby want a hot dog? 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:23.180 No one wants a hot doooooog? 00:02:23.180 --> 00:02:25.560 Fresh hot doooogs! 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:28.300 Hot dog man? You lookin' hungry. Dinner time. 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.800 I feel really bad that nobody's buying Pewds's putrid hot dogs. 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:36.600 So, I'm gonna humour him and gonna buy a hot dog. 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:43.780 Ey-hey Felix, PewDiePie... Eh... I'll buy a hot dog. 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:48.880 I'll buy a hot dog... I have money, I'll buy a hot dog. - Okay, you can have a hot dog. 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:49.480 Thank you. 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:51.480 So, how's the business goin'? 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.240 Oh, no, it's... I... this is... not a... 00:02:55.700 --> 00:02:57.700 I'm just doin' it for... 00:02:57.700 --> 00:02:59.080 Is this like a full time thing now? 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.080 It's a... it's a hobby. 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:06.920 Oh, actually - PJ. I have a... since you're a loyal customer. 00:03:07.100 --> 00:03:09.560 You get my special hot dog. - Okay. 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:14.240 (magical music) 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:16.240 Slippy? 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:18.240 There he is. He's alive. 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:20.300 It's an alive poisonous toad. 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:27.920 Can I borrow your poisonous glands? 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:29.920 Is this sexual harrassment? 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:31.920 And I put it back where it belongs... 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.920 For the VIP's. 00:03:33.920 --> 00:03:38.260 (magical music) 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.360 Here you go PJ. 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.360 Hey thanks man, wow, you really did it with the ketchup. 00:03:43.340 --> 00:03:46.260 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 00:03:46.260 --> 00:03:47.920 Wait... 00:03:47.920 --> 00:03:49.920 Can you leave a good review? 00:03:49.920 --> 00:03:51.500 Best review alright thank you. 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:53.500 Good luck. - Enjoy. 00:03:53.500 --> 00:04:05.280 (disco music plays) 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:06.380 Hot dog? 00:04:08.320 --> 00:04:11.080 Does anyone want a hot dog? 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.280 Thanks very much! 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.280 You're a VIP now! 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.200 I have to sell my most prized possession. 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:18.680 My golden plaque. 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.040 Want it? Anyone on the bus? 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:30.860 This is a real golden plaque. It's my last version! 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:33.340 It's yours for a pound. 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:35.340 I'll buy it. - Okay, cool. 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:39.840 Thank you. - I'll give you £5. 00:04:39.840 --> 00:04:42.080 Thank you very much, I appreciate it. It's yours. 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:43.360 Thank you very much. 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.360 Thanks Felix! - Have a good one! 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:49.280 I got £5! 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:51.280 It's a new bill too, I really like these. This is great. 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:55.780 He's actually going! He actually bought it. 00:04:55.780 --> 00:04:57.780 I don't know he keeps walking. 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:00.540 Bag... 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:20.160 (music plays) 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.160