WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-HK 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 你可能已經聽到消息 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:03.940 冇錯 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:06.080 我破產 00:00:07.180 --> 00:00:09.460 但多謝好多既愛國者同伴 00:00:09.900 --> 00:00:13.080 我地籌到4000 00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:14.640 去幫 00:00:14.980 --> 00:00:15.740 我自己 00:00:16.040 --> 00:00:17.560 雖然因為法律原因 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.940 我唔可以要任何錢 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.800 所以我返去原本咁 00:00:23.340 --> 00:00:24.140 我一無所有 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:25.140 咩都冇 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.340 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:29.020 所以你會點做 當所有希望都冇 00:00:29.340 --> 00:00:30.460 你會做咩 喺我成為之前 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:33.340 喺我成為PewDiePie之前 00:00:33.340 --> 00:00:35.680 冇錯 買熱狗 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:38.960 你地好多人可能已經知道 有些人可能未知 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:41.720 但我做前YOUTUBE 我買熱狗 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:49.100 依個係事實 我既專業 係最好既事我... 同埋係我唯一識既事 除左喺網上面 尖叫同扮智障 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:55.160 布萊頓沙灘 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:56.720 有好多女 00:00:56.720 --> 00:00:58.300 覺得 00:00:58.300 --> 00:00:59.160 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:00.580 我係業餘 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:02.580 我會話比佢聽我唔係 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:06.500 如果有個咁既女仔 你將會有“balls” 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:09.880 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:11.820 唔好 啲熱狗 你會污染佢地 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:13.820 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:17.720 OH BOY 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:21.160 攞走佢地 當佢地仲熱 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.200 熱狗!!! 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:26.040 你想要熱狗？ 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:34.940 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.940 你鐘意？ 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:41.680 好食? 好食？好多謝你 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.440 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:46.880 有冇人想要熱狗？ 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:49.740 依啲屎係凍 00:01:50.140 --> 00:01:52.140 熱狗? 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:54.780 熱狗? 多謝唔洗 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:56.940 熱狗 00:01:57.240 --> 00:02:00.040 熱狗 熱狗 你想唔想要熱狗 00:02:00.140 --> 00:02:01.720 熱狗 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:03.720 今日係美好既日子 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.460 最好係食熱狗 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:08.340 你做咩 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:10.340 返黎依到 00:02:16.420 --> 00:02:17.500 熱狗? 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:19.320 靚女要唔要熱狗? 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:21.180 BB想要食熱狗? 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:23.180 冇人想食熱狗 00:02:23.180 --> 00:02:25.560 新鮮既熱狗 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:28.300 熱狗 朋友 你好似好肚餓 晚餐時間 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.800 我覺得好差 冇人買既爛熱狗 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:36.600 所以我要幫佢買熱狗 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:43.780 嘿 Felix 我要買個熱狗 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:48.880 你可以要一個 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:49.480 多謝 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:51.480 所以你既生意點 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.240 唔係 00:02:55.700 --> 00:02:57.700 依個係全職? 00:02:57.700 --> 00:02:59.080 係愛好 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.080 PJ: 係咩 pew: 係 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:06.920 其實 你...成為左...我既忠實客戶 00:03:07.100 --> 00:03:09.560 你得到我既特別熱狗 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:14.240 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:16.240 SLIPPY 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:18.240 佢係有生命 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:20.300 毒蛙 係有生命既毒蛙 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:27.920 我可唔可以借你既毒 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:29.920 咁係咪性騷擾 然後放返去佢屬於既地方 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:31.920 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.920 比VIP 00:03:33.920 --> 00:03:38.260 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.360 攞去啦 PJ 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.360 你真係放左好多茄汁 00:03:43.340 --> 00:03:46.260 茄汁 多謝你 等陣 00:03:46.260 --> 00:03:47.920 你可唔可以做好既評論 YES 00:03:47.920 --> 00:03:49.920 好既評論 00:03:49.920 --> 00:03:51.500 多謝 祝你好運 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:53.500 享受 00:03:53.500 --> 00:04:05.280 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:06.380 熱狗??? 00:04:08.320 --> 00:04:11.080 有冇人想要熱狗 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.280 好多謝你 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.280 你依加係我既VIP 我要賣出我最珍貴既野 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.200 我既黃金播放器 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:18.680 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.040 你想要？有冇人想買 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:30.860 佢係個真既黃金播放器 係我最後既 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:33.340 係你架啦 1英鎊 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:35.340 我會買 正 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:39.840 多謝 我會比你5英鎊 好多謝你 00:04:39.840 --> 00:04:42.080 真係好多謝你 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:43.360 多謝 Felix 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.360 祝你有美好既一日 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:49.280 我攞左5英鎊 係新既紙幣 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:51.280 我真係好仲意 太好啦 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:55.780 佢要去邊 佢真係買左 00:04:55.780 --> 00:04:57.780 我唔知佢要去邊 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:00.540 太大 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:20.160 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.160