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*electra glitch* https://www.youtube.com/user/pewdiepie

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*100% Original Opening*

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♪ I know ♪

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♪ You see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life ♪

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♪ Breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow, we gotta get there ♪

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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ Its all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you just how I feel so-

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ƿ૯ωძɿ૯ƿɿ૯ : I'm sorry to interrupt this meme review 👏 👏 with a special Pew News news segment.

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*pew news intro*

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CNN recently reported there's been an outbreak of Ligma. So if you're at home right now you haven't heard about this

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So if you're at home right now 
You haven't heard about this

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I highly recommend

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You talk to your parents you study and read up on this to do whatever you can to protect yourself from ligma

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I know this is mean review and I'm supposed to make memes or whatever

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I know this is meme review and I'm supposed to make memes or whatever, but...

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But I want to be responsible here. A lot of people have been trying to meme ligma like it's some sort of joke

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But I want to be responsible here. A lot of people have been trying to meme Ligma like it's some sort of joke

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I want to be responsible here.

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A lot of people have been trying to meme ligma, like its some sort of joke.

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*zooms in to something relevant*

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Not funny. Okay, if there's one thing you need to know about ligma Felix what is like ligma

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Not funny. Okay, if there's one thing you need to know about Ligma, "Felix what is Ligma?"

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Not funny. Okay?

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*ghostly echo: Not funny*

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If there's one thing you need to know about ligma. Felix, what is ligma?

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Number Ligma is not a joke

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Number one:

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Ligma. Is not. A. Joke.
*smb SFX*

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Okay?

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Okay?
*smb SFX*

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85% of humanity has died of Ligma

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and I don't understand

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and I don't understand

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how anyone can sink so low

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make fun of people dying

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Dying is like top five - one of the worst things

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so, I don't-- I--

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Why anyone would make fun of this ligma thing?

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I don't get it

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my friend Ethan Klein

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passed away of ligma

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Do you think this is some sort of joke?

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Honestly, it's really upsetting I know I meme a lot on this channel

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Honestly, it's really upsetting

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I know I meme a lot on this channel

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But there's also a time to be serious

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serious finger: and that is now

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let me tell you

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okay, this might be shocking news to everyone

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my favorite Fortnite streamer

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Ninja has passed away of ligma

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and I know what you're thinking

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that sucks

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WhO aM i GoNnA wAtCh PlAy FoRtNiTe NoW?

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there's barely anyone playing that game

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Ligma is a serious disease! And if it's not treated seriously, you could end up hurt.

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*pew news crashes for a bit*
*no this is meme review >:  ( 
PS: Take me to effing r/wooosh, I dare you. -CrSw*

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*some dank remix*

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Rule number two never ask what ligma is. That's what ninja did and that's what caused his demise ninja love Kali

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Rule number 2wo:

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Never ask what ligma is.

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that's what ninja did.

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And that's what caused his demise. :(

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(Reads)
Ninja. Love Cali

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W T F I thought you died from ligma.

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WTF! I thought you died from ligma
What's ligma? Ladies and Gentlemen

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what's ligma?

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Speaker: Ladies and gentleman, we got him. (BE WARNED)

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*EARRAPE*

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*EARRAPE*

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*EARRAPE*

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*EARRAPE*

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*EARRAPE*

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*thanks Brad/Sive*

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LIGMA BALLS BITCH

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I don't even know if it's real or not

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But just because of this joke everyone started spamming ninja.

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But just because of this joke everyone started spamming ninja.

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Ligma

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LIGMA Ha-ha-ha LIGMA

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Ligma gotch you

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So then, ninja had to start banning people.

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Ninja : Let's start banning all the ligma stuff please.

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>:(

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Ninja : just like a start with like a 24-hour ban, and then just go straight to bans.

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Why would you ban people from trying to spread awareness of ligma?

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This is so sad. If this video gets 5,000 likes we could cure ligma right now

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This is so sad.

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If this video gets 5,000 likes we could cure ligma right now

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I would never ban people from spreading awareness of ligma.

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Doctor: Patty?

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*door shuts loudly*

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Doctor: Patty.

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The test results came back

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It's not good

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You have ligma.

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Patty: what's ligma?

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Doctor (serious voice): Ligma balls

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*senpai cries in silence*

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*or laughs*

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*not sure*

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*He cringes. -CrSw*

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Internet celebrities, left and right are hit by ligma.

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I'm here to protect them

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Okay. You might say, "Oh, this is pretty low of you Felix."

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I'm trying to protect people so they don't end up like ninja.

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Just look at ET

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Young dir- actor. A young pop star with a bright future.

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Look at him now.

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*reads* Ninja: You can't defeat me.

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Me: I know, but he can.

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Ligma balls!

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The life of successful people such as Ninja and Supreme Patty.

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Ligma. *hit*

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What are they afraid of?

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Vampires = sunlight

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Superman = Kryptonite

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Internet celebrities

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*let's not replicate what pewds is literally saying.
also, hit sfx*

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Alexa, can we play Up Dog?

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*RIP 399*

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Alexa : What is up dog?

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Pewds : Not much. What about you?

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*RIP mic*

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👏👏

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The ligma meme gets a four

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point

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ｉｎｆｉｎｉｔｙ

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This meme obviously, it's not gonna work anymore

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But it worked on  the top streamer, Ninja.

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and he got really salty about it, which makes it fun.

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That's the only reason why it's funny

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It's because he got upset about it

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instead of uh

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instead of *skratta* just meme-ing it.

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*mob cheers for man to get up*

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*man gets up and walks away*

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*climbs a tree*

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*becomes jesus*

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We live in a time

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where free thinkers

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are truly

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T r u l y thriving

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Greek philosophers, excuse me, Go away.

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All right, you will never be on the level of such as:

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crying markiplier videos

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Jordan B Peterson

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*electric brain freeze*

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*trying to harness memes*

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Social justice warrior owned compilations

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*electric zoop*

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Owning libtards

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*meme satellite connecting noise*

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But the top of the top of the greatest freest thinkers of this planet, world, universe

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etc

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are Roblox commentors

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you see Roblox has a censoring system where you can't comment

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certain words

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so they have to run an extra mile up here and

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*neurons firing noise*

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And they do it at ease. To express themselves in a savage way and the most savage way even possible

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Delivering the sickest burn of all time such as

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go commit die

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oof

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If you get hit by that I don't there's no that's worse than ligma.

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If you get hit by that, I don't- there's no- that's worse than ligma

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Definitely

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or perhaps

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go commit not alive

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🔥🔥🔥

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oof

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*slurps some saliva*

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ah

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ah

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AH

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I will swear word at you

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I WILL SWEAR WORD AT YOU

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*realises how intellectual people are*

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oh yeah, well why don't you commit neck rope?

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oow

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ouu!

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🔥ooo🔥

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This gets me hyped. This gets me going

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go commit

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🔥🔥STOP LIVING🔥🔥

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DAMN!!!

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Damn, son. He got you good

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He got you good Luigi, you, do, are,
gay, LOL

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You do are gay LOL

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gay lol.

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AHHHH!

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Son. Ah, son you got destroyed. You got-

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po-

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Pooped on! 💩

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Do you are have stupid or something?

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*moan*

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AH

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Man, those roblox commenters sure know how to get ya.

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Stop being having autism

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*contemplates life*

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*Stares intensely at camera*

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Hmm?
*where are the effects, Brad?*

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or

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the stronkest

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of them all

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*whispers* go commit not feeling so good

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*brain nuked*

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If you get hit by any of these comments at any points

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There's only one thing and one thing only that you must do

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you must commit sewer side

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*music ends*

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👏👏

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Hopefully the YouTube bot doesn't

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*skratta*

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misunderstand what I'm saying. And I can finally, I finally figured out a way to express myself

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Thanks to roblox commenters. Thank you. I thank you.

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👏👏

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You got a four

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as well

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Congratulations, Roblox. You've done well!

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Congratulations roblox you've done. Well, there's not really that much of any memes

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There's not really that much of any memes.

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I think the ligma thing just really took over

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I think the ligma thing just really took over

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But there is one meme if I truly have the power to kill memes, theres one meme

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But there is one meme if I truly have the power to kill memes, there's one meme

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I want to just die, okay? I never want to see it again!

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It's this stupid black-and-white meme. It's this stupid meme. Ok, anytime. I see it

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I wanna die

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Stop posting these

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What is this?

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Wha-

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I'm wearing the same shirt *laughs*

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Phil, Don't do a lot of damage to that bucket, please stop!

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Wow, the graphics in roblox look like they truly have increased!

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Impressive

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The only thing I appreciate about this meme is the minimalistic aesthetic of it

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This is what a moron would read : XY XY XY XY XX. What does this mean?

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Me and intellectual those X's is about to get it

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Wait, isn't it- isn't XX the male? Oh wait. Oh male is XY?

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an i d i o t

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would say, "wow, they looks like he didn't finish his cereal"

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me and intellectual: That white one is about to get, dammit

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I can't even eat Oreos anymore. It's completely ruining it for me.

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I can't watch my favorite Disney movie Tarzan anymore

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It's completely ruined for me.

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I can't even appreciate ancient Egypt hieroglyphic

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Paintings

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I can't even appreciate demonetization anymore. It's completely ruined for me.

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I can't even-

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*interrupted by sides swapping up*

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Ok

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Okay, this is epic

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MINECRAFT!

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DAMN!

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DISNEY!

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Kids watch Disney, Are you sick?!

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DICES

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Dices play kids. Are you okay?

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POKEMON?!

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Pokemon japanese 👏x2

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What happened to me? *skrattar* It's so bad!

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This meme gets a

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!!! ZERO!!!

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Just let it die! It kills all my favorite things.

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Now, this is it for meme review. Hope you guys👏-

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And this is a for meme review. 👏 Hope you got-

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Felix 2: But Felix, you didn't review succome

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Felix 1: What's a succome?

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Felix 1: What's a succome?

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Felix 2: Succ on me balls, bitch!

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suck on my balls

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Felix 1: AHHHHH *collapses*

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*cute music plays while you read the editor's message and Felix 2 smiles*

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*pls save brad*

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*I'll let you read that one. You're welcome. -CrSw*

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👏👏

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*nostalgic smile for bros*

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*Another nostalgic smile for bros*

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*A.S.S. outro plays* to reach the 10 min. mark

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tbh I, CrackerSwarm, had to do this subtitle thing twice because of yt being domb *still A.S.S*

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and not making my work into the subtitles 😠 *hold on a bit*

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also, the captions are made by some anonymous guy/girl/whatever their gender is *just wait a bit*

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But other than that, thanks again for watching! 🙂 *or just leave already*

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👏👏 meme review 👏👏

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now here's their message, guys  *it's almost ower*

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Bye guys <3 thanks for turning the captions on *why are you even here?

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hope you have a great day today  *k bye :3*