WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.940 Article 13 has passed, everyone. 00:00:03.280 --> 00:00:07.760 What we feared all along, has become a reality. 00:00:07.800 --> 00:00:10.420 The internet as we know it, is gone. 00:00:10.620 --> 00:00:12.020 It's obviously really upsetting. 00:00:12.120 --> 00:00:14.400 I think a lot of people don't know what's gonna happen. 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:18.580 But people have been saying things like: "Now memes will be banned." 00:00:18.660 --> 00:00:20.840 "Now all this content from Europe will be banned." 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:24.920 YouTube have been saying that they might remove content completely from EU. 00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:27.520 It's obviously a big change coming. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:33.380 And that's why I have a great deal for you guys. 00:00:35.220 --> 00:00:42.280 Honestly, we didn't know that article 13 was gonna pass but I've teamed up with Nord VPN which is an amazing VPN. 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:43.460 I use it myself. 00:00:43.460 --> 00:00:47.960 Article 13: gets passed My VPN: This is America. 00:00:48.420 --> 00:00:52.720 That's right, there's a simple solution to all this Article 13 mumbo jumbo. 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:54.120 VPNs, baby. 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:59.700 In case you don't know, a VPN lets you browse the internet as if you were anywhere - almost anywhere in the World. 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:04.020 Jokes on you, European legislation. 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You don't care about internet security? 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:41.500 Pfft! What a loser. 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:42.760 Pathetic, okay. 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:44.720 You need to care about these things, you know? 00:01:44.720 --> 00:01:46.760 All your data could easily be stolen. 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:47.260 *snaps fingers* 00:01:47.260 --> 00:01:47.920 Just like that. 00:01:48.220 --> 00:01:51.320 If you have a VPN, it's protected. It's protection. 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:54.940 Thank You, Nord VPN for sponsoring this video and now let's get on with it. 00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:56.660 *mimicking gunfire sounds* 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:57.640 Skrrrrra. 00:01:57.640 --> 00:01:58.180 *pop noise followed by an exhaled "aah" sigh* 00:01:58.360 --> 00:01:59.360 *mimicking car swerving noises* 00:01:59.360 --> 00:02:00.700 Skrattar du. (Swedish: You laugh.) 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:03.600 Welcome, all new subscribers. 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:11.020 Ever since this T-Series vs PewDiePie thing. My channel has just been abundantly inflated with subscribers. 00:02:11.020 --> 00:02:12.460 But really, this is it. 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:13.160 *breathy chuckling* 00:02:13.260 --> 00:02:16.340 It's just me in a bedroom looking at stuff on the internet. 00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:22.520 I want that to be clear here. I don't want there to be any higher expectations. This is all that we're doing. 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:25.380 We're gonna go, "Haha!" over a bunch of clips today. 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:31.720 Now, since we have so many new subscribers, I decided to create this new show called, "You Laugh, You Lose" 00:02:31.720 --> 00:02:36.840 We're testing this out. Please be patient. We'll see how it goes. 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:40.660 But basically, the rule is simple: you laugh, you lose. 00:02:40.660 --> 00:02:42.660 Let's freaking go. 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:47.340 Hey look, it's me. It starts with me. 00:02:47.460 --> 00:02:48.400 T-Series. 00:02:49.540 --> 00:02:50.620 35 years 00:02:51.980 --> 00:02:54.980 How long does trash live? A thousand years! 00:02:57.620 --> 00:03:00.900 We don't need to cry anymore, we are winning. That's right, everyone. 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:02.460 I don't know if we still are. 00:03:02.460 --> 00:03:08.020 It's ironic how we made the "Congratulation" song to wrap up the meme - to stop the meme. 00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:10.060 Oh God. *laughs and loses* 00:03:10.140 --> 00:03:12.240 Oh, they're playing "Congratulations" now. 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:13.000 *sniffles* Great. 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:14.160 We finally did it. 00:03:14.300 --> 00:03:20.660 We persuaded nine-year-olds from saying, "T-Gay" to "Congratulations" instead, amazing. 00:03:20.660 --> 00:03:28.120 Well done. Comeback of the goddamn century. We'll go for another thousand years - another millennium, easy! 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:29.500 *Billy chuckling* 00:03:34.860 --> 00:03:35.860 *laughs* 00:03:35.860 --> 00:03:37.120 *PewDiePie doing a Jojo stand cry* 00:03:37.520 --> 00:03:38.020 Oh. 00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:40.460 Mandy: ("Your next line is..." in Japanese) PewDiePie: Yes! 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:42.000 Mandy: "Buenos días, Mandy." ("Good morning, Mandy." in Spanish) 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.480 Billy: Buenos días, Mandy. PewDiePie: What? 00:03:44.220 --> 00:03:44.920 Billy: ("What!?" in Japanese) 00:03:51.920 --> 00:03:57.600 No. Nooo. Noo. No- *laughs* 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:02.560 *Billy screaming in pain* 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:12.600 *explosion noise* 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:17.160 I- *sighs* 00:04:17.860 --> 00:04:18.700 Jesus Christ. 00:04:19.100 --> 00:04:24.740 I still haven't watched Jojo but I feel like with all the memes it will just never live up to the expectation. 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:26.960 "low quality yet high tier" 00:04:30.500 --> 00:04:32.460 Oh, it's another one of these, huh? 00:04:33.740 --> 00:04:34.340 Who will it- 00:04:34.340 --> 00:04:42.700 Oh! Dr. Phil? Dr. Phil, kawaii desu ne. Sugoi. Ii desu yo. ("He is cute. Amazing! It is good!" in Japanese) 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:47.890 Dr. Phil-san. He's so beautiful. Absolute beautiful man. I miss him. 00:04:47.890 --> 00:04:55.509 You know, I miss seeing him. I miss making videos of him. I wake up sometimes at night, wet, thinking about Dr. Phil 00:04:56.180 --> 00:04:58.180 Man: Wow. 00:04:58.730 --> 00:05:00.789 Man: Well, guess I'm gonna sow it myself. 00:05:03.340 --> 00:05:05.340 Man: The heck? 00:05:05.340 --> 00:05:07.340 Man: Mama! What's going on h- 00:05:07.340 --> 00:05:09.340 *laughs* 00:05:09.340 --> 00:05:10.460 That's funny. 00:05:10.460 --> 00:05:13.940 Do people buy those cookies and just to put their shit in? 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:20.240 Then why are they so convenient to use for sewing stuff? Pathetic! 00:05:22.700 --> 00:05:24.720 What is happening here? What is this? 00:05:25.640 --> 00:05:26.640 Person recording: Oh no. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.000 Oh. It's beautiful. 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.680 *cello continues to play* 00:05:35.500 --> 00:05:40.140 See? All these life skills that parents try and emit upon their children - 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:46.420 that is never gonna give them anything in life beyond just random memes. I really appreciate that. 00:05:46.420 --> 00:05:47.640 *laughs* 00:05:47.640 --> 00:05:50.900 You know this kid had to go to like thousands of dollars of lessons - 00:05:51.420 --> 00:05:53.240 just lead up to this moment. 00:05:54.260 --> 00:05:56.400 I mean, I'm sure it's not that hard to play but still. 00:05:56.400 --> 00:05:59.860 *cello plays* 00:05:59.860 --> 00:06:05.500 No kid wakes up one day like I want to play that big weird guitar looking instrument. 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:08.780 Cello? Is that what it's called? No, it isn't. Shut up. I know what it's called. 00:06:08.780 --> 00:06:11.500 "never touch jimmy fallon's hand" 00:06:11.500 --> 00:06:12.280 Jimmy Fallon: You at one point- PewDiePie: Okay. 00:06:12.280 --> 00:06:14.200 Jimmy Fallon: played the piano laying upside down. 00:06:14.200 --> 00:06:15.480 Jimmy Fallon: You were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:16.160 Rami Malek: Yeah. Jimmy Fallon: You were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:16.680 Jimmy Fallon: You were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:17.560 Rami Malek: Spoiler alert. PewDiePie: What's gonna happen here? 00:06:17.820 --> 00:06:19.000 Jimmy Fallon: Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:19.820 *audience laughter* 00:06:19.820 --> 00:06:21.000 Rami Malek: Please. Stop. Jimmy Fallon: Please, there's other ones. 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:21.540 Rami Malek: No, no, no. PewDiePie: Oh. 00:06:21.780 --> 00:06:23.240 Rami Malek: That was something Freddie did- 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:24.680 *laughs* 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:26.760 What happened? 00:06:26.760 --> 00:06:30.320 Jimmy Fallon: At one point played the piano laying upside down you were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:30.320 --> 00:06:31.040 Rami Malek: Yeah. Jimmy Fallon: At one point played the piano laying upside down you were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:31.540 Jimmy Fallon: At one point played the piano laying upside down you were laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. 00:06:31.540 --> 00:06:32.780 Rami Malek: Spoiler alert. 00:06:32.780 --> 00:06:33.860 Jimmy Fallon: Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. 00:06:33.860 --> 00:06:34.780 *audience laughter* 00:06:34.780 --> 00:06:35.760 Rami Malek: Please. Stop. Jimmy Fallon: Please, there's other ones. 00:06:35.760 --> 00:06:36.760 Rami Malek: No, no, no. 00:06:36.760 --> 00:06:38.480 Rami Malek: That was something Freddie did- 00:06:38.500 --> 00:06:40.440 Jimmy always laughs. What happened, Jimmy? 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:41.840 Why was that not funny? 00:06:41.840 --> 00:06:44.420 "Looks like he just got his whole life ruined" 00:06:44.580 --> 00:06:48.220 "Another three months of heavy drinking and memory wipe therapy gone. 00:06:48.220 --> 00:06:51.260 So he has a second emotion besides laughter. 00:06:51.760 --> 00:06:54.860 Who would have thought? See that's the most surprising, I just assumed that he just laughs. 00:06:57.740 --> 00:06:59.940 I've never seen another emotion from this man. 00:07:06.420 --> 00:07:09.440 Oh my God. 'Ey, it's this one. 00:07:12.740 --> 00:07:13.880 Oh, that's creepy. 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.000 Doctor Phil, no! 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:26.480 Spider-Man: What the f***? 00:07:29.820 --> 00:07:34.440 Oh, it's based on "Us". Okay, okay. I got it. Okay. That's funny. I still haven't seen that movie. 00:07:34.700 --> 00:07:38.540 Ah, that actually makes a lot of sense now. Now it's a joke. 00:07:38.820 --> 00:07:41.020 Woman: Logan, tell me you did not just hit him. 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:42.740 Woman: Lucas, did Logan hit you? 00:07:42.740 --> 00:07:43.580 Lucas: Yes! He hit- 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:44.440 Woman: Really? 00:07:44.440 --> 00:07:46.200 Logan: He ate my f***ing waffle! 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:47.520 Oh, Jesus! 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:50.700 Logan, what a savage. 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:53.040 Is this Logan and Jake Paul? 00:07:53.140 --> 00:07:54.660 Logan: He ate my f***ing waffle! 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:57.580 "Don't take a mans waffle" 00:07:57.580 --> 00:07:59.160 Wait, Logan took his waffle? 00:07:59.740 --> 00:08:01.120 Oh, well that changes it. 00:08:01.660 --> 00:08:03.000 Woman: Lucas, did Logan hit you? 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:03.920 Lucas: Yes! He hit- 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:04.740 Woman: Really? 00:08:04.740 --> 00:08:06.240 Logan: He ate my f***ing waffle! 00:08:06.540 --> 00:08:07.640 He ate his waffle. 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:09.360 That's totally justified then. 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:14.620 Don't eat Logan's waffle. Everyone knows this. Never touch Logan's waffle. 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:18.420 I really expected it to be a "I did not hit her. I did not." 00:08:18.420 --> 00:08:20.340 No? Just me? Okay, moving on. 00:08:21.660 --> 00:08:22.600 Oh yes. 00:08:23.640 --> 00:08:24.600 Oh well. 00:08:27.260 --> 00:08:28.300 *laughs* 00:08:30.460 --> 00:08:32.660 It's these jokes that you know they're coming. 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:41.220 You know exactly what the joke is but it still makes you laugh because goddamn if a good old skrattar (laugh) isn't worth it. 00:08:43.020 --> 00:08:44.140 Oh my God. 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:46.060 Oh, wow. 00:08:46.760 --> 00:08:48.060 Ew. Whoa! 00:08:48.300 --> 00:08:49.440 Ew! 00:08:52.460 --> 00:08:53.620 Oh my God. 00:08:54.540 --> 00:08:55.620 Is he drugged? 00:08:55.880 --> 00:08:56.880 What is happening? 00:08:57.300 --> 00:08:58.740 "Ur cat is a thot" 00:09:00.280 --> 00:09:04.680 I like this. I just looked at the comment. "PewDiePie is losing dumb f*cks. Start subscribing." 00:09:04.820 --> 00:09:08.520 Thank you, fabulous_bacon for doing your part. 00:09:10.520 --> 00:09:11.760 It's everywhere I look now. 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:17.160 Oh, damn. 00:09:17.620 --> 00:09:18.400 Oh, Jesus! 00:09:20.060 --> 00:09:21.020 Oh my God! 00:09:25.500 --> 00:09:26.000 Oh! 00:09:28.260 --> 00:09:30.400 How is this even po- Okay, okay, they broke. 00:09:37.420 --> 00:09:38.700 Is he going to go perfect.now? 00:09:42.420 --> 00:09:43.780 No, almost. Oh! 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:48.760 When is this taken? 00:09:54.020 --> 00:09:55.020 The comeback. 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:13.300 Oh my God! 00:10:13.580 --> 00:10:18.700 Oh my god, that's insane! How is that real? 00:10:18.980 --> 00:10:21.580 Goddamn, just the beginning is amazing. 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:29.620 Pro players everyone. 00:10:30.460 --> 00:10:35.640 Goddamn, that was amazing. I mean it wasn't funny but it still made me laugh. I guess that means I lose a life. 00:10:35.640 --> 00:10:38.220 Oh, no. What am I possibly gonna do? 00:10:38.500 --> 00:10:43.140 "Awkward Disney Channel wand ID's (with graphics)" 00:10:44.160 --> 00:10:45.300 PewDiePie: Wait, what is this? Hilary Duff: I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie McGuire. 00:10:45.300 --> 00:10:45.960 Hilary Duff: I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie McGuire. 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:47.320 Hillary Duff: And you're watching Disney Channel. 00:10:51.540 --> 00:10:54.040 They're laughing too. What is this? Is this real? 00:10:54.580 --> 00:10:55.480 Director: Let's do one more. 00:10:56.940 --> 00:10:58.320 Hilary Duff: Hey, I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie McGuire and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:10:58.320 --> 00:10:59.620 PewDiePie: One more for safety. Hilary Duff: Hey, I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie McGuire and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:10:59.620 --> 00:11:00.260 Hilary Duff: Hey, I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie McGuire and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:04.540 *laughs* 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:07.740 Director: You need to move your body a little bit more. 00:11:07.740 --> 00:11:11.060 This is outtakes then someone decided to draw over the outtakes. 00:11:11.060 --> 00:11:11.940 Raven-Symoné: Hi, I'm Raven from That's so Raven and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:11.940 --> 00:11:12.520 PewDiePie: Oh God. Raven-Symoné: Hi, I'm Raven from That's so Raven and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:12.520 --> 00:11:14.440 Raven-Symoné: Hi, I'm Raven from That's so Raven and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:15.420 Let's see the mouse! 00:11:15.780 --> 00:11:17.160 Wow! Incre- 00:11:17.160 --> 00:11:18.100 Whoa! 00:11:18.700 --> 00:11:19.360 Director: That's great. 00:11:19.760 --> 00:11:20.500 PewDiePie: "That's great!" Raven-Symoné: Hi, I'm Raven from That's so Raven and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:20.500 --> 00:11:23.180 Raven-Symoné: Hi, I'm Raven from That's so Raven and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:23.860 --> 00:11:24.820 Oh, whoa! 00:11:25.400 --> 00:11:26.980 Oh, whoa! Disney Chan- Oh! 00:11:31.140 --> 00:11:33.200 Is this real? Please tell me this is real. 00:11:33.280 --> 00:11:34.340 Tia Mowry: I get to draw! 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:38.280 Oh, wow! 00:11:38.420 --> 00:11:39.760 Wow! 00:11:39.780 --> 00:11:41.100 *goofy laugh* 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:42.200 Anneliese van der Pol: Hi, I'm Anneliese from That's So Raven, and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:42.900 PewDiePie: Oh God! Anneliese van der Pol: Hi, I'm Anneliese from That's So Raven, and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:42.900 --> 00:11:44.300 Anneliese van der Pol: Hi, I'm Anneliese from That's So Raven, and you're watching Disney Channel! 00:11:46.400 --> 00:11:48.220 *laughs* 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:49.940 She drew a duck! 00:11:49.940 --> 00:11:51.620 Anneliese van der Pol: I'm really excited! Okay. 00:11:51.640 --> 00:11:53.720 All right, let's see if I can do it. 00:11:54.460 --> 00:11:57.380 Dora's Father: It's a part of you but exploring is not a game. 00:11:57.980 --> 00:11:58.740 Is this Dora the Explorer? 00:11:58.740 --> 00:12:00.160 Dora's Father: And you don't look before you leap. 00:12:00.460 --> 00:12:01.380 Dora: NOOOO!!! 00:12:01.380 --> 00:12:02.840 It's like a fan-made one maybe? 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:03.920 Is this real? 00:12:04.260 --> 00:12:05.220 Dora: I'm okay, Boots! 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:09.880 *laughs* 00:12:09.880 --> 00:12:10.380 No. 00:12:11.160 --> 00:12:12.800 So goddamn bad! 00:12:12.940 --> 00:12:14.200 Well at least I didn't laugh. 00:12:14.300 --> 00:12:16.620 Goddamn Sans meme in 2019. 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:17.560 Jesus Christ. 00:12:17.560 --> 00:12:18.940 When will you kids learn? 00:12:18.940 --> 00:12:22.920 Some triggered Nintendo Switch user going around saying that you take 00:12:23.420 --> 00:12:26.680 a Xbox controller and a PlayStation controller 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:32.060 and hook them into the memory card slots of an old Nintendo Wii 00:12:33.040 --> 00:12:33.540 PewDiePie: What happens then? 00:12:33.540 --> 00:12:35.760 and then you take an external DVD Drive 00:12:35.760 --> 00:12:36.340 PewDiePie: Okay. 00:12:36.340 --> 00:12:36.840 and hook that into the- 00:12:37.560 --> 00:12:38.540 USB in the back 00:12:39.060 --> 00:12:41.160 along with a floppy disk drive 00:12:41.340 --> 00:12:42.560 PewDiePie: A floppy disk drive? 00:12:42.560 --> 00:12:43.840 and then you take this adapter right here. 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:44.460 PewDiePie: Uh-huh. 00:12:44.460 --> 00:12:48.860 and then you attach it to the extra USB cord on the back of it. 00:12:48.860 --> 00:12:49.420 PewDiePie: Uh-huh. 00:12:49.420 --> 00:12:51.000 Then you can hook this flash card reader- 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:52.780 PewDiePie: A flash card reader. Yes. 00:12:52.780 --> 00:12:55.820 Connect an additional USB to the second port. 00:12:56.500 --> 00:13:01.300 Then plug that into a Bluetooth headset and attach a wall adapter to this one right here. 00:13:02.160 --> 00:13:04.920 Then plug it into a pumpkin nutmeg pie candle 00:13:04.920 --> 00:13:07.140 PewDiePie: And then you can play Tuber Simulator. 00:13:07.140 --> 00:13:09.620 Insert a spare GameCube memory card into- 00:13:09.620 --> 00:13:10.240 PewDiePie: No? Okay. 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:11.100 this chip reader. 00:13:11.620 --> 00:13:12.120 Then punch in 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:13.220 PewDiePie: That did not do anything! 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:15.680 "up, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A" and allowed to type, "car Wii remote" 00:13:15.680 --> 00:13:17.040 Now let's see if it worked. 00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:18.820 PewDiePie: Oh my God! 00:13:20.340 --> 00:13:20.980 I knew it. 00:13:20.980 --> 00:13:24.740 Mum, we're buying an Xbox controller and a Wii! 00:13:24.740 --> 00:13:26.160 My mum is not even here. 00:13:26.340 --> 00:13:28.100 I don't know why I said that. 00:13:28.420 --> 00:13:29.320 Unbelievable. 00:13:32.400 --> 00:13:39.080 Oh god. Yes. Have I seen this? "Resident Evil 2 but 1000% facial animations" 00:13:45.420 --> 00:13:46.940 Okay, 200% 00:13:51.400 --> 00:13:52.340 What the hell is that? 00:13:53.640 --> 00:13:54.140 Ew. 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:55.280 Oh, it's a burger. 00:13:57.080 --> 00:13:58.380 That's not too bad. 00:14:01.500 --> 00:14:03.340 Wait, I'm cutting to the good stuff. 00:14:04.680 --> 00:14:05.580 300% 00:14:08.280 --> 00:14:09.120 That's how I eat. 00:14:10.760 --> 00:14:13.560 All right, all right, all right. 1000%, let's go. 00:14:14.800 --> 00:14:16.740 That's a tasty burger, right there. 00:14:20.880 --> 00:14:22.160 Uh, it's not too bad- Oh! 00:14:28.380 --> 00:14:29.960 The burger just that good... 00:14:30.500 --> 00:14:31.960 that your whole face melts. 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:36.300 Hey, look, it's another PewDiePie. The only stuff that makes me laugh. 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:39.200 Boy: Mum, are you subscribed to PewDiePie? 00:14:39.760 --> 00:14:40.340 Mother: No. 00:14:40.800 --> 00:14:41.900 Boy: I'm going to live with dad. 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:49.340 Good, as you should. Get your mum and make her to subscribe, right fricking now. I'm waiting. 00:14:49.940 --> 00:14:51.700 Hi, mum! Subscribe, please. 00:14:51.700 --> 00:14:52.560 Thanks! 00:14:52.560 --> 00:14:53.580 Did that work? 00:14:53.580 --> 00:14:54.600 Incredible. 00:14:54.600 --> 00:14:59.560 Almost all 9 year olds have a mum, right? If we can get all the 9 year olds mums to subscribe. 00:14:59.960 --> 00:15:02.120 Then we have doubles subscribers. 00:15:02.180 --> 00:15:05.380 Alright, that was it for this week's "You Laugh, You Lose" 00:15:05.380 --> 00:15:10.380 Smash like if you laughed and smash like if you lose and I see you broskis tomorrow. 00:15:10.420 --> 00:15:16.380 You remember? 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