Just another day
Just another.. Million subscribers
Let's check how much money my last video made.
Music Plays
What?
What??
This is NOT a drill!
That's right, it's me..
"Dillon The Hacker"
And if you're watching this..
I can't click away!
Then my plan has succeeded!
If you're watching this, then I've officially hacked into live PewDiePie video!
How is this possible?
How the f*ck did he hack me?
Hello bro army...
Today's the day
you learn to respect big daddy Dillon!
(The professional hacker)
NEVER!
I will never show a spit of respect for you Dillon!
Not after what you did...
That's right, I'm going shirtless for this one!
Oh yeeeah?
Well, two can play that game!
Nothing gay about that...
Australian outback style baby!
I just hacked the biggest YouTube channel in the world
Well.. Second to mine
And I want you to see me in all my glory
(And now that I hacked a PewDiePie video, I have just one thing to say..)
One thing, to tell the entire world..
PewDiePie's channel belongs to me NOW!
NO!! (do you understand me Bro Army?)
NO!! (Are you listening to me?)
NEVER!! (You lead to me into this!)
You've made me, what I AM
And you will! witness MEEEE!
What the f. Did he just spray paint his f*cking face?
This is outrageous!
How the fuck did he hack me?
Do you see this chair?
Do you?
Why did you have to hack me? You knew, hacking was my biggest weakness..
You know... How to play..
.. this game..
This is only the beginning.. Bro Army
Because with my new hacking technique, I will be able to insert myself, to ANY.. PewDiePie video
From now on...
You'll never know, when or where I might show up..
This is only the beginning.. Bro Army..
It's only the beginning
Oh my god..
A new hacking technique
A new technique has been uncovered
Well..
You're not the only one that has a trick or two up a sleeve
I know the ultimate hacking group
.. of all time
and he follows me on Twitter
of course!
It looks like, it's time...
..to hack back!
It's working
oh god, it's dangerous, if this continues.. I could die
oh, I'm hacking so hard right now!
The vape god is on my side..
hardcore metal music
alright bros!
it looks like I'm in
where the f*ck am I?
Matthew McConaughey, is that you?
you cry?
Are you crying like a little b*tch?
Matthew I don't want your subs.. Don't worry
Now help me, help me find the other side
That's it Matthew, I'll come back for you tonight
Alright, I'm trying hacking again, this time it should work
Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is JackSepticEye (what?!) and welcome to..
I hacked the wrong channel again.. God Damn It!!
Why does this feel
very similar to the PewDiePie channel?
But still, not really.
-Kinda reminds of like.. PewDiePie or something
Is it workin'?
Did it work?
Yes!
Oh, thank god, we're back!
Ah!
Dillon The Hacker
You may look sexy as f*ck
but you got nothing on these
Let's take
this next battle in to into real life?
'Cause it's about to f*ckin'.. It's about to slam it out. We're gonna slam it out. We gonna OH - slam it out -Dude
F*ck yea!
I beat you!
Loser
Piece of tra..
Zero?
N..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Bon jovi songs play
Subtitles made by random PewDiePie subscriber and The Kid Cousins! Edited by AresGames.