WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.000 *Pewds is a weeb song* 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:09.500 Just another day... 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:10.220 hi mom 00:00:10.220 --> 00:00:12.260 ...just another million subscribers. 00:00:13.980 --> 00:00:16.380 Let's check out how much money my last video made. 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:21.580 "Weird sonic fetish wallpaper" 00:00:22.200 --> 00:00:24.940 *viruses appear while PewDiePie has a sudden realization that he is not alone in his room* 00:00:25.180 --> 00:00:27.740 *moment of silence for all of the viruses killed by Pewd's computer.* 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:28.440 poods got hacked by daddy Dillon 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:29.880 Big Daddy Dillon: THIS IS NOT A DRILL 00:00:29.880 --> 00:00:30.520 *scared* 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:33.940 Big Daddy Dillon: That's right, it's me. Dildo the Hacker.(fist me daddy) And if you're watching this... 00:00:34.340 --> 00:00:36.140 "I can't click away!" 00:00:36.340 --> 00:00:37.900 Big Daddy Dillon: THEN MY PLAN HAS SUCCeeded! 00:00:37.900 --> 00:00:42.860 Big Daddy Dillon: AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THEN I'VE OFFICIALLY HACKED INTO A LIVE P00DIEPIE VIDEO! 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:45.860 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? HOW THE FUCK DID HE HACK ME? 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:46.520 *Dillon takes off his mask revealing his monstrously sexy face* 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:48.100 Big Daddy Dillon: Hello, Bro Army. 00:00:48.760 --> 00:00:50.160 Big Daddy Dillon: Today's the day *whips off sunglasses reavealing even more sexiness* 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:52.460 Big Daddy D-(You know what I am getting tired of typing Big Daddy Dillon so let's just put BDD for short!): you learn to respect Big Daddy Dillon! 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:53.800 The professional hacker! 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:58.980 NEVER! I WILL NEVER SHED A SPECK OF RESPECT FOR YOU, DILLON! 00:00:59.720 --> 00:01:01.680 Not after what you did... 00:01:01.680 --> 00:01:03.180 *Dillon's takes of his shirt reavealing his amazing bodybuilder body* 00:01:03.180 --> 00:01:05.460 BDD: THATS RIGHT, I'M GOING SHIRTLESS FOR THIS ONE! (fuck me daddy.) 00:01:06.100 --> 00:01:11.340 Oh yeah? WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. 00:01:11.340 --> 00:01:17.800 *Pewds takes this as an opportuinity to show his body* 00:01:17.800 --> 00:01:19.160 Seriously hurry the fuck up... 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:21.160 we don't have much time u idiot 00:01:21.160 --> 00:01:23.160 dildo is gonna delete you 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:24.780 Pewdiepie: Nothing gay about that... 00:01:24.880 --> 00:01:26.660 AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK STYLE BB! 00:01:26.660 --> 00:01:30.460 I just hacked the biggest YouTube channel in the WORLD! 00:01:30.460 --> 00:01:32.200 Well, second to mine. 00:01:33.020 --> 00:01:34.060 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:37.540 *Felix rubs his chest hair* And now that I've hacked a Pewdiepie video 00:01:37.540 --> 00:01:38.880 I have just one thing to say. 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:41.620 One thing to tell the entire world! (=white privileged kids) 00:01:41.620 --> 00:01:44.580 PewDiePie's channel now belongs to ME NOW. 00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:47.560 Swedish boy: NO! NO! Legendary Hacker: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME BRO ARMY!? 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:49.320 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!? *Felix apparently isn't* 00:01:49.320 --> 00:01:49.820 NEVER! 00:01:49.820 --> 00:01:50.940 YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THIS! 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:53.320 YOU MADE ME A SCREAMING CHILD PRETENDING TO HACK PEOPLE 00:01:53.320 --> 00:01:55.320 AND YOU! WILL! WITNESS! 00:01:56.020 --> 00:01:56.800 *MEEEEEE* 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:58.980 *Jesus Christ. Umm... Dillon sprays his face with spray paint* 00:01:58.980 --> 00:01:59.840 *Dillon is screaming like a possessed orc* 00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:00.980 (No offense, orcs) 00:02:00.980 --> 00:02:04.080 What the f- Did he just spray paint his fucking face? 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:06.100 *Dillon breaks everything* 00:02:07.980 --> 00:02:10.760 This has been Marvel's new project, it's just been leaked. A new Hulk movie, just revealed exclusively on the PewDiePie channel. The Hulk Hacks PewDiePie The Movie. 00:02:11.720 --> 00:02:13.800 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! *Pewds gets in on it* 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.800 *POODIEPIE SMASH!* 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:26.540 How the fuck did he hack me? Do you see this chair? Do you? *chair gets flipped* 00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:34.020 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HACK ME? You knew hacking was my biggest weakness 00:02:34.020 --> 00:02:39.780 You know... how to play... this... game... 00:02:42.980 --> 00:02:48.240 This is only the beginning, Bro Army. Because with my new hacking technique I will be able to 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:51.600 insert myself into any Pewdiepie video. 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:53.600 From now on 00:02:53.600 --> 00:02:54.820 you will never know. 00:02:54.820 --> 00:02:57.620 When or where I might show up. 00:02:58.820 --> 00:03:01.140 This is only the beginning, Bro Army. 00:03:01.140 --> 00:03:03.140 It's only the beginning. (Yeah, you said that like thrice already. I'm not being paid well enough for this shit.) 00:03:05.160 --> 00:03:05.960 Oh my God... 00:03:07.700 --> 00:03:12.800 A new hacking technique, a new technique has been uncovered. 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:15.620 Well... 00:03:17.060 --> 00:03:20.900 You're not the only one that has a trick or two up his sleeve. *Felix said to a half-naked guy* 00:03:21.660 --> 00:03:25.440 I know the ultimate hacking group of all time. 00:03:26.560 --> 00:03:28.480 And he follows me on Twitter. 00:03:28.480 --> 00:03:47.400 *Death Note music* 00:03:47.820 --> 00:03:48.700 Of course! 00:03:48.700 --> 00:03:53.900 *Death Note music* 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:55.500 It looks like it's time... 00:03:55.500 --> 00:03:56.640 *blows fingers* teehee... 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:01.080 *puts on glasses* 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:01.900 *fire hat equipped* 00:04:01.900 --> 00:04:03.260 TO HACK BACK. 00:04:14.220 --> 00:04:15.180 IT'S WORKING. 00:04:18.380 --> 00:04:21.060 Dillon is getting more angry by the second. 00:04:21.060 --> 00:04:23.420 Oh god, it's dangerous.. If this continues, I could die *throws banana like the piece of shit it is* 00:04:26.820 --> 00:04:29.540 I'm hacking so f*cking hard right now. 00:04:30.100 --> 00:04:30.900 *most erotic moan 2016 nominated for best moan of the century* 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:37.460 The Vape God is on my side! 00:04:53.300 --> 00:04:56.140 Alright, bros, it looks like I'm in. 00:04:58.500 --> 00:04:59.780 Where the fuck am I? 00:05:00.320 --> 00:05:02.640 Matthew McConaughey, is that you? 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:05.640 Are you crying like a little bitch? 00:05:05.640 --> 00:05:14.160 Matthew, I don't want your subs. Don't worry. Now help me. Help me find the other side. That's it, Matthew. *kiss* I'll come back for you tonight. 00:05:14.660 --> 00:05:17.980 Alright, I'm trying hacking again. This time, it should work. 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:21.940 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE 00:05:21.940 --> 00:05:30.760 WHAT? I HACKED THE WRONG CHANNEL AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT! Why does this very feel similar to the PewDiePie channel, but still not really? 00:05:30.880 --> 00:05:33.600 *Guy in video* Reminds me of PewDiePie or something... 00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:52.620 Is it working? Did it work? Yes! Oh thank God we're back! 00:05:54.460 --> 00:06:01.200 Ugh! Dillon the Hacker, you may look sexy as fuck, but you got nothing on these. 00:06:01.380 --> 00:06:02.700 *Felix shows his gigantic muscular cloth-covered sticks* 00:06:02.700 --> 00:06:07.520 Why don't we take this next battle into "I. R. L." 00:06:07.520 --> 00:06:13.600 'Cause it's about to fuckin-.. It's about to slam it out, we're gonna slam it out. 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:15.900 *Happily ever after* 00:06:15.900 --> 00:06:17.900 Fuck yeah! I beat you! 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:20.640 You loser! You piece of- *sudden silence* 00:06:21.280 --> 00:06:22.360 *Looking at amount of subs* 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:26.320 Zero? 00:06:28.080 --> 00:06:31.240 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:42.200 WOOOOOOOOO WEAH HAFF WAE DAAAAAAE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIIIIIIVIN OWN A PRAYA TAEK MAH HAYUND WE'LL MAEK IT AH SWAYYYA