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LeAvE YouR eNtRiEs

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iN tHe SUb ReDdiT...

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Hey how's it going guys? Surprised ya didn't

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I?

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*silence due to 10 minutes mark*

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welcome to LWIAY!

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*kms*

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Leave your entries in the sub reddit

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bros and i'll watch submissions

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in the next episode of LWIAY

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Welcome everybody to LWIAY!

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Youtube's favourite show, and yours too

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i hope of course HMMMMM...... Remember to subscribe

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if you haven't already. Don't you just hate when

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people ask you to subscribe. When literally is

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just been 15 seconds of the video

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Ha! *whips*

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How sHaMeleSs can you possibly be?

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Anyway, have I told you about my chair?

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It's a gReAT PRicE

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It's Only $399! And

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got matching HEadPhOnEs

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Free shipping if you are in Canada

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Shout out to my Canadian squad fam!

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How.. how do you do

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Anyway

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HoW'S yOur SeX LifE?!

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Last Week I Asked You to get me some memes

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which I ask you every single week. This channel is

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Literally just memes, by now

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*kms*

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Upvote to remind Felix of the peak of his career

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This a.. This is

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a classic attempt of you guys to try to make fun of me

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alright? Like that was a cringy performance, uhh

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Why the hell did you sing live?

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You literally have zero singing talent

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HUH?!

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You know a lot of people look at Youtube as a

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as a great way to make your dreams come true

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Go on stage, have an audience,

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have people that appreciate uhh what you do

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Go out and have fan meetups and meet and greets

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When literally, I just

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wanna sit here

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and look at memes, alright. That's all I want

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I want none of that shiet

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Things that disappear when you need them the most

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Your keys, your wallet, your phone, Friday with PewDiPie

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You guys are such whiny

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little crybabies *melanie is shook*

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Fridays with PewDiePie was the show I did back in the day and

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Everyone is like "Bring back Fridays with

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PewDiePie.

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Please bring it back!!!"

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Literally I can call this show Fridays with PewDiePie

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and you'd all be like

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YEAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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When it's the SAME THING! It's the same thing!

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It was a show based on community

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activity. And I brought it back and it's been back this

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whole time, but you're too dumb to even realise it

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cause you're all just a bunch of whiny crybabies

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*kys pewds *

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Normal people. They go.. they come home

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They go to sleep *chuckles*

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PewDiePie,

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hahahahhahaha

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is actually really comfortable in there.

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"Thou mother art gay"

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"Nay thee" *chuckles*

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I like how... half of these are not even PewDiePie related

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It's great keep it up. The less PewDiePie the better alright

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cause the less complaining and whining about me

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Black Ops 2, Black Ops 3

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Black Ops 4, Black Ops 30

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Legit, five years ago, fIVE *it's 3 retard*

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I made this fake video called Black Ops 4

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*been faking since 2015*

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When it's literally just cllickbait

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I think I played Spyro or something

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We can.. we got 3 runni...

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and I was like alright so how do I make the logo looks

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looks like  *chuckle*

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looks stupid and realistic at the same time

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Ah, just a add another.. another bar on the logo.

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And they did it, absolute MAD LAD!!

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absolute... I predict everything

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cause I'm a genius. That's right, can we bring back

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That good ol' meme? Huhh?

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Who would win, the most trusted name in news

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CNN

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Don't make me laugh

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Some guy with a broken chair

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What do you mean broken chair?!

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*triggered*

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REE!

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But can you dodge this

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Yeah I can alright, my latest video.

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4:24,

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You're WeLcOmE

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I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "A"

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You thought you just did something here didn't you?

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Well sorry to burst your bubble but

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numerous sentences could be constructed

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without employing the first letter

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of the EngLisH lexicon.

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PUBG (Best Game boi, jk)

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PeWdIePiE

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PUBG for kids

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PeWdIePiE for kids

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*claps* That's *claps* right

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I make really edgy and really....

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*Hello friends*

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Wacky jokes

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That's

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pppppfffffffffttttttt

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Jacksfilms

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.... fans

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Wouldn't even understand the level of my comedy

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So I made this android app called "Pewdifier"

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(only $399 squads) *chuckles*

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For real?

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I gotta check that out

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OH MY GAH

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It's right there

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oh my god it's live.

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What the hell?

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*moment of pewds taking a selfie*

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*chuckles*

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mph mph mph mph

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Doctor: you have cancer you gonna die

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Man: NO YOU

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Doctor: *dies* (one like = one respects)

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tshh..

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All this time we had the cure

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for cancer *chuckles*

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and it was memes..

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that makes no sense

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The paradox

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When you had kale for lunch and the greenscreen does

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it's job

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Yeah I really appreciate that I had really great editors

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that really.. fixes these small weird things

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instead of putting more attention to them

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If you having a bad  *chuckles*

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If you're having a bad day, remember

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that a man from Canada known as Bichelangelo

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uses a GPS tracker of his bike rides to draw pictures

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WOW!

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FÖRLORAR DÜ!!!!

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I still don't understand, my god!

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So AnNoyInG!!

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*chuckles*

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Oh I get it, you edited in me

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in my own video

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criticising myself

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oh how clever *we are*

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So AnNoYiNg!! this is just annoying!!

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People like this? People like this sh-

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This is really confusing cause I'm wearing

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the same shirt

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*chuckles*

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*heup*

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FÖRLORAR DÜ!!!

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There's too ma.. there's too many  PewDiePies'

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in one screen here, what's..

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I sometimes wonder what happened

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to Falcon Lover

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*RIP*

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awe look at this.. another classic

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"PLeAse BriNg BaCK tHe OlD mEmeS FeLiX!!"

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PewDiePie after retirement

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Legit like I'm already IN my retirement

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I don't think you guys understand

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All I do all day is sitting this

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extremely comfortable chair

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Have I told you about it by the way?

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I think I have...

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and I look at memes.

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*you're such a nerd* *you have no friend*

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Okay? I am already living the retirement life

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(one like = one like)

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Uhh.. guys no.. no bullying please

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okay? You should be striking down on bullying videos

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So ehh..

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Please don't bully Miss Piggy, she.. I don't want

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her to *chuckles*

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A new meme becomes popular..

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Pewdiepie:

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"Oh PEwDiEPiE aLwaYs KiLLs ThE meMes"

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NRGHHHHH

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you.. youu twelve year old crybabies, please, okay?

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I, have the freshest memes

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all. the. time.

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I elevate the memes

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I'm the catalyst of memes, alright?

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I make the memes become memes

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That's how influential I am, okay?

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So don't come crying with your "ooh he killed the meme."

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"ooh this is as bad as..

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behind the meme", okay?

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Accept me for the Mesiah that I am

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Instead of hating.

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*glory hallelujah*

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StOp HAtiNg, I lOvE EveRyBoDy!

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We are now entering the second page

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of memes

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We step it up a bit

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These are suppose to be the..

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The middle class meme.

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Let's see how they do.

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PewDiePie can surely do this,

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but can he do this?

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Why did this.. this joke has been made a million times

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Legit I have fans walking up to me

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and putting out their hand awkwardly being

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"Hey, uhh what are you gonna do now, huh?

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Huhh?? What are you gonna do.." Like come on

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I know how to shake a hand

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Alright? I know how it's done,

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please stop wasting my time and

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spreading your germs to me, alright?

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I don't wanna touch you

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Why do you think I invented the brofist

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because.. *chuckles*

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little as possible human contact

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Missouri man breaks into multiple women's

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homes to tell them he "respects them"

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in celebration of International Women's Day

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Wow! Can we get a round of applause to

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Jason Augustine, everybody

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A true member of the respecting wahmen society

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and we salute you!

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Steve Jobs *chuckles*

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Reppin' that tsuki merch, come on!

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Next thing I'm gonna say a.. we didn't

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We ripped of that as well

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People still talk about this?

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I said if I get a 100,000 subscribers

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I will strip on camera

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#stripforuspewds

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And I still haven't done it

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*do it 4 vioos*

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If I get 10,000,000 subsribers

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I will do nudes, how about that

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Aweeee... that's sick

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~Edgar the Dog, and Felix the hu..

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awee edgar.. that's so cutee

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How many children have mental health disorders?

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That's right, you can joke about mental health disorder,

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that's fine.

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Man, edgar got bigger

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WOW, damn(?)

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Buy the merch, please buy the merch

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Where will he come from this time?

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All the intros possible

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REEE!! *chuckles*

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What's up guys?

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Laying on his $399 chair

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V Sauce style jump scare

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Probably answering the door

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Oh..oh..oh.. looks like I was ahead of you little...

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little... cre.. pftt..

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Bard the Edit King

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*yas slay*

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aweee look at that, Brad,

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you get to get recognise as well

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*inhales*

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Too bad no one cares about Sive

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Skip add

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$399! I said SKIP ADD

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*triggered*

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nononononononon

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GuYS!

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WOAH!!

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*speechless about how talented we are*

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*heup*

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*subtle heup*

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woa

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This is strangely hypnotising

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Oh because I'm ju.. Oh okay cause there's the same thing

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shhh

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WOW! DiSgUsTEd!

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Creative and unique editing trick to make video funnier

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*chuckles*

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Twisty Effect

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HMMMMMMMMM?????!!!!

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How 'bout that, Brad.. hmm woww

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Okay.. I've seen this one

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It's honestly so cool

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That anime thing in the background,

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where is it from , I need to know

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Normally, I feel really weird about PewDiePie tattoos,

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but I honestly think it doesn't even look bad

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Like it's a proper tattoo

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*subtle heup*

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And of course, who wouldn't want a PewDiePie tear meme

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on your...

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skin forever?

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Chair : how much am i worth to u?

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PewDiePie : 3 ...

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Chair : omg ur so mean I hate u

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*chair commits suicide*

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*PewDiePie visits chair's grave*

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PewDiePie : ...99

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99 damn it

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so sad...

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*heup*

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*exhales*

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