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*Musik*

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Jae5555 præsenterer

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Pewdiepie i "PewdiePIMP"

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*Bræk Lyd*

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Mit nye firma

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B3

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"Big Bouncy Boobies"

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Okay, hvem har de største bryster?

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Flad brystet? Zoey,

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Forsvind med dig

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FORSVIND MED DIG ZOEY!

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Kiana,

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Du har røven, men forsvind

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Hvem tror i jeg er?

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Vi hedder "The Big Titty Tits"

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Niki, du ligner en fra tumblr

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*Spytter*

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Jeg foragter dig!

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Jeg hader alt om dig

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*spytter igen*

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Men forretning er forretning,

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Og du er hyret, Nikki!

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Billy, også dig!

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*Prutter*

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Okay, nu har vi Lilanni!

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Hun er asiat, fla... FLADBRYSTET!!!

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LILANNI!!!

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Hvorfor dukker du overhovedet op?!

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FORSVIND!!!

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Okay, Zo!

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ZOEY!!!!

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Vi har snakket om det her før!

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Det er tid til at hyre endnu én!

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Okay, vi har Lillian!

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Hun er teenager, tattoveringer

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Skrid! SKRIIID Lillian!!!

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Hvorfor skal det være så svært?

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Okay vi hyre hende!

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Du har bare at få nogle implantater

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Okay, hvad er hendes bh størrelse?

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B..*bøvser*

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Hvor er alle de storbarmede kvinder?

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ENDELIG!!!

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EN GAVE FRA GUDERNE!!!

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Kandice!

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*Klik*

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Du er med!

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I er alle ubruglige

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1$ i timen

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Kiana, du er med

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Tiffany!

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1$ i timen

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Tiffany, du er med!!!

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Du er med, køb mig nogle sko!

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OMG, Zoey!

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Hvor mange gange prøver du lige?

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HVOR MANGE FU*KING GANGE SKAL JEG SIGE DET ZOEY?

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FORSVIND, OG STOP MED AT SPILDE MIN TID!!

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DU HAR 0 POTENTIALE!!!

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INTET!!!

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Hey Tiffanny

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Tag dette buttplug på når du shopper!

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"Lad mig dog selv om det"

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MHHHHH

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Buttplug!

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Zoey, vil du virkelig gerne arbejde i dette firma?

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Her,

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Tag denne buttplug

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"Okay"

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Køb mig nogle cigaretter,

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og fu*k af!

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Jeg må hyre min sidste pige, Marlina

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"Natuligvis"

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Men hun sagde naturligvis,

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Men der er intet naturligt, ved den pige!

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OMG, de penge!

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ENDELIG!!!

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Endelig styre jeg Pimp forretningen

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Min mor ville være så stolt af mig, hvis hun så mig lige nu

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Den måde jeg behandler disse piger med lighed og respekt!

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Selv tumblr ville give mig ret!

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TILBED PIMP-KONGEN, PEWDIEPIE

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PIMP-DiePie .. BITCH!

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Det er mig,  motherfu*ker!

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*Støj*

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RAP MUSIK

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RAP MUSIK

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RAP MUSIK