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Printers did an oopsie.
Markiplier and SepticEye-r did an oopsie.
AND PewDiePie did an oopsie.
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PRINTERS DID AN OOPSIE.
*scoffs* Can you believe this?
"Someone hacked printers worldwide, urging people to subscribe to PewDiePie"
THANK YOU printers, VERY cool.
See this is what I'm talking about, even printers are doing their part
[laughing]
Now, I saw this on Twitter and I actually thought it was fake
I didn't really take it seriously, but.....
The message shows, basically printed and told people to
1. Unsubscribe from T-Series 2. Subscribe to PewDiePie
"Share awareness, tell everyone you know. And Brofist."
*laughing*
"EXTRA POINTS"
"Subscribe to Dolan Dark and grandayy"
"Hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa, DELETE TIKTOK" *laughs*
"Smile the world is a great place. Nevermind, it's 2018 and we're all gonna die."
"PROTIP: Your printer is exposed to the internet, please fix that."
"Greetings from a friendly Giraffe."
So this was made by TheHackerGiraffe.
The hacker said that he found over 800k vulnerable printers
but decided to just target 50k of them
with this message that was printed
*laughing*
I NEED THE 800K *laughing
And uh, yeah people on Twitter were uh saying that
"Why are local printers being hacked for this?"
"Why?" Are you serious, it says right there. Are you kidding me Madison?
"So this just randomly printed on one of our work printers. I think PewDiePie has hacked our systems." *laughing*
Yeah sure. I-- yeah that was me. I did it. Totally.
This was getting more media attention than anything I've seen in uh recent memory
revolving me, at least.
It was featured a ton of different media websites.
IGN, Wired. I love this one cause it says uh...
"Printers were exploited for PewDiePie propoganda"
*laughing*
You know, Russians hacked the election but 9-year-olds hacked the printers.
That's the one the history will remember.
So obviously this raises awareness
Because uh, a lot of people's printers are--could easily be exploited
and actually cause damage, you know.
The Giraffe said that he could have targeted more but decided not to
and he also mentioned that: "I killed two birds with one stone"
"raised awareness for this issue and helped PewDiePie get a slight edge."
*laughs* That's what I need. That's what I'm talking about.
*laughing*
All the support to keep me on top is so funny.
I love it. Please keep it up.
Just don't do anything illegal, OK?
'Cause that will look bad on me. That's the only reason. *laughs*
I mean, it will look bad on PewDiePie, whoever that is.
So, make sure your printer or other devices that are connected to your WiFi
or internet in general, is uh not open and can make sure that nothing bad happens.
That's right, everybody.
TheHackerGiraffe also mentioned that there are several hundred thousand open Minecraft servers
"Do I make a bot that joins and spams SUB TO PEWDIEPIE or is that too useless?"
"It'll attract real 9-year-olds"
COME ON. Desperate times calls for desperate measurements.
PLEASE
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Cloak, Marksceptic and Jackiplier did an oopsie.
"Markiplier and JackSepticEye's CLOAK scam clothing company."
"Cloak is a scam."
"Cloak: Markiplier and JackSepticEye's overpriced clothing brand."
Now let's have a look.
Mark: This is Cloak, this is our clothing brand. This is YOUR clothing brand.
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Jack: Like Patagonia who are more for people who wanna go outdoors.
There's people like Lululemon who cater towards people who do yoga and things like that but...
I don't really do any of those things. I'm not really that kind of person.
And being someone who plays games all the time,
I never really felt like there was a version of that for me until--
Felix: So it's athletic wear for people who don't work out. *laughs*
Now, clothes for gaming make sense.
At least from my perspective, I think gaming clothes usually are pretty cringy
They don't really have the best rep, at least.
But people say that they are abusing fans with this brand
because uh the prices are just too high.
Uh, fans are saying "These prices are too high for me. I'm poor oh my god I really want a hoodie."
And the prices being uh, hoodie for $80, $85, and $65, and $35 for a T-shirt.
Now, when me and Marzia launched our clothing brand "Tsuki"[The best clothing brand]
We got very similar criticism
People were VERY upset at us for having over-priced clothing.
But the thing is, we don't produce our clothes in China. We produce them in Canada.
So it's ethical clothing and we really wanted that to be part of our brand with Tsuki.
We don't produce T-shirts for $10 and then sell them for $45 or whatever.
Uh, our profit margin is totally fair. It's totally reasonable.
Although, we wish we could sell it cheaper
Uh, I do sell my merch as I mentioned, "represent.com/pewdiepie"
Which IS cheaper.
But I seen a lot of people with Cloak especially saying that uh,
"Why would I just pay that amount for a T-shirt. I can just go to Walmart and buy a T-shirt for like $5 or something like that."
But it's like, THEN DO THAT.
If you want to go to Walmart and buy shirts, just go right ahead.
The thing is, those type of shirts usually won't last you very long
I guess that's fine.
There most likely produced in a country where you can't for certain
say the workers are working in fair conditions, and it's ethically made
It's very hard to tell is that's actually the case or not
and a lot of times it isn't
Fast fashion arguably has a bad effect on the environment.
Most of all, it's not designer.
If you don't want that, sure that's fine
but you're not gonna get the same quality, you're not gonna get unique patterns, designs,
or any style that really sets it apart
And I see people criticising Cloak
saying like, "oh yeah it's just a black T-shirt or whatever"
"I can't even see the brand"
But you know, you can tell there is small details, it's a minimal design
and that's what sets it apart.
I don't know, I think it's cool.
I like minimal so for me I don't really have a problem with that
Although, I think the problem is that with fans, especially younger fans
I mean I share a lot of my audience with Jack and Mark
but I do think they're probably slightly younger as well
and uh younger people want more brand-heavy clothing
That's just how it is.
Uh, teenagers want to show their brand
Uh, they want to show who they're associated with.
Then they judge other people based on that as well.
So it's much more important for younger audiences to have an actual brand
And if you're gonna pay more, you want that to show at least.
So people are saying that they're exploiting their fans
for doing this kind of design with these prices
When in reality, it seems like it's the opposite.
I don't know. What do you think?
Tsuki. Is. Selling. Out. Fast.
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PewDiePie did an oopsie! That's right.
"PewDiePie attacks Lilly Singh's YouTube vlog about her mental health."
That's right. ATTACK. GET HER!
So this was written by The Daily Dot
I especially love this part that says:
"It's not the first time he's criticized a female YouTuber or streamer."
"He blasted Twitch star Alinity."
The correct way to phrase this is, "It's the first time he criticized a female YouTuber."
"He also criticized a female streamer."
It's like they so desperately want it to seem like I'm attacking girls
It's RIDICULOUS.
These poor women that I'm constantly attacking!
It's a bit of tangent, but isn't it kind of sexist to frame it like I'm attacking these girls for criticizing them?
When I criticize men all the time?
Like they can't face it themself or something?
It's just overwhelmingly or something?
I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't matter. 👏 👏
Basically what happened was Lilly Singh uploaded a video
where she said she was gonna go on a break
and I criticized it saying like "Well you're not really taking a break"
"Uh, if you focus on making a video about it."
Anyway, let me phrase it a bit better in case I didn't last time.
To be clear, I think it's great that Lilly decided to take a break
The reason why I'm annoyed with it is that right now
on YouTube the climate is very much like,
Uh, YouTube is so hard for YouTubers
and everyone is just so down
And we've seen a ton of these types of articles coming out in the media
So this message is becoming more and more reinforced
Even when Marzia quit YouTube that was the message that was spread throughout certain media
Even though that wasn't the reason at all
that it was hard to be a YouTuber
It was that she just didn't wanna do it anymore
The reason why I criticized Lilly was because I made the same mistake
I made a video where I said, "I'm going on a break."
It was during one of the toughest times in my YouTube career
And I was at a breaking point,
I was so caught up into YouTube
and in retrospect
I wish that I had just taken time off,
I wish I just taken a break maybe tweet about it and left it
at that and
then come back and explain myself.
Because if you announce that you're taking a break
as a Youtuber because you're burned out on Youtube
or whatever the reason was.
Then you're still putting Youtube first
and that's not fixing the problem.
Lilly says in the video that it's not clickbait
"This is not clickbait"
Which means she knows it's click-worthy
She knows it's gonna get views
She says that, she's not tryna get on trending
"I'm not tryna get on the trending page"
Which means that she knows it possibly would get on trending.
Obviously, I don't know her but the way she talks about it
and from a Youtuber's perspective as well
I kinda understand the mentality that go into it
she also talked about upcoming merch,
for example
"I do alot of social good work, I love focusing on girl love, I have merch coming out."
And talking about her fear of audience abandoning her
and that she really wants them to be there when she comes back
"It's because there's a fear, there's a fear that your audience will abandon you
and that people will forget all about you
and then you won't be able to get back once you return."
But she also says that she wants her mental health to come first.
"Why do I want to take a break, there's many reasons:
First and foremost my mental health."
Based on what I hear in this video, I just don't think she's doing that.
And seeing how this video gets pulled in the media and gets talked about in the media
I'm worried that more people is just gonna do the same thing,
and fall in the same trap.
If she really wants to feel better I wish her the best and
and er I want her to get there. I just don't think,
she can if she's still putting YouTube first,
and that's speaking from my own experience.
It's like expecting to solve your
addiction by doing more of it.
You're rewarded for constantly uploading on YouTube
as often and frequently as possible
Obviously, people are gonna get BURNED out
at some point, and if you don't, and if you stop, and if you don't upload.
You know someone else is gonna
take that spot for you
and fill that spot for you,
and I think that's why there's a lot of fear of taking a break.
The irony, or the paradox almost,
is that if you don't take a break,
and you always just do YouTube.
Then you're probably not
an interesting person, you probably don't
have that much interesting things to say.
Because if you're just uploading YouTube where else do you get your ideas
actually be worth peoples' time.
People just don't sit on an endless amount of
entertainment capacity
that's just not reasonable
It's like you're damned if you do it and you're damned if you don't
this is very long tangent *laughs*
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