WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.100 Felix: Do The Roast Yourself Challenge Please... 00:00:03.100 --> 00:00:06.840 Felix: Cant Wait For PewDiePie's Roast Yourself Challenge.. 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:09.500 Felix: Felix Where's Your Roast Yourself Challenge? 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:11.980 Felix: You Got Called Out By Keemstar (LETS GET ROIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!) 00:00:11.980 --> 00:00:15.540 Felix: I seriously want pewdiepie to do the roast yourself challenge.. 00:00:15.900 --> 00:00:18.780 Felix: roast.. yourself... challenge... 00:00:18.860 --> 00:00:20.540 Some Guy: Hey guys wassup 00:00:20.540 --> 00:00:23.160 Some Guy: So RyanHiga created a challenge called the Roast Yourself Challenge where 00:00:23.300 --> 00:00:24.660 you roast yourself- 00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:27.620 get ready for the cringe BOIII 00:00:28.740 --> 00:00:30.180 *some guy raps badly* 00:00:30.180 --> 00:00:31.400 Felix: OH GOD THEY'RE RAPPING!!! 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:33.140 omg the horrible rapping skills!!!1111! 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.680 FELIX IS IN PAIN: OH GOD WHY ARE THEY RAPPING? 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:41.960 RAP RAP RAP RAP 00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:44.580 Felix: WHAT THE FUCK? 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:46.260 Felix: Why? 00:00:46.260 --> 00:00:47.460 some girl: waddup everyone 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:49.020 some girl: its your girl superwoman! 00:00:49.020 --> 00:00:50.340 some girl: in the kitchen- 00:00:50.340 --> 00:00:52.240 Felix: Oh god Why What. *Still rapping in the background* 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:00.280 ITS HELL NOW 00:01:00.380 --> 00:01:03.020 Felix Is in pain again: ohh.... ohhh... 00:01:03.020 --> 00:01:05.780 Another random girl: wow, this is already the worst- 00:01:05.780 --> 00:01:07.780 Felix: Mr. Neil Degrasse Tyson please 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.580 Felix: Meme-Meme find my feelings 00:01:11.580 --> 00:01:15.860 THE CRINGENESS IS REALLLLL 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:17.560 Felix: Roast yourself challenge? 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:20.600 Felix: More like cringe montage compilation... 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:22.020 OOOH OMGGGG 00:01:22.020 --> 00:01:24.540 Felix: I was gonna make a joke that this video gave me cancer 00:01:24.540 --> 00:01:25.260 but 00:01:25.600 --> 00:01:28.000 Felix: my channel is too big for me to make those kind of jokes 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.740 Felix: Do you really need a challenge for you 00:01:29.740 --> 00:01:31.500 to admit your past failures?!? 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:33.380 Felix: Sounds pretty dam easy 00:01:33.380 --> 00:01:35.380 Felix: I *dat move* even have to point out 00:01:35.380 --> 00:01:37.300 that the word 'challenge' is used 00:01:37.300 --> 00:01:37.800 JUST 00:01:37.800 --> 00:01:39.640 as a way to get more views? 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:41.000 Felix: we should know by the way 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.600 I would NEVER fuckin do 00:01:42.600 --> 00:01:44.100 I have INTEGRITY 00:01:44.100 --> 00:01:46.660 Felix: this video gets 100'000 likes, I'll upload another 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.020 challenge video 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:49.940 Felix: You think your fans eat up that shit 00:01:50.220 --> 00:01:53.600 random guy: "Who ho I'm not relevant as i used to be" 00:01:53.600 --> 00:01:56.400 random guy:"Who ho my fans see me as one thing 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:58.000 when i want to be another thing" 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:59.580 Felix: You're all a bunch of crybabies 00:02:00.380 --> 00:02:01.560 Felix: I know what you're thinking 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:04.360 "But poodiepie you do all these things too 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:06.000 you're a hypocrite!" 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:06.900 Ye 00:02:07.940 --> 00:02:10.220 Felix: Have i ever pretended to be anything else? 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:13.340 Felix: How about y'all get some fuckin friends to roast to 00:02:13.340 --> 00:02:16.220 You know like every fuckin roast is supposed to be 00:02:16.440 --> 00:02:19.020 Felix: The only reason your firends don't roast you 00:02:19.020 --> 00:02:20.780 It's because THEY HATE YOU 00:02:20.780 --> 00:02:22.200 AND IT WILL BE TOO REAL 00:02:22.200 --> 00:02:23.980 Excuse me while i hold my phone 00:02:23.980 --> 00:02:25.700 While I read this one line 00:02:25.700 --> 00:02:27.700 Because remembering a couple of lyrics 00:02:27.700 --> 00:02:30.340 IS CLEARLY TOO FUCKING HARD FOR MY BRAIN 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:32.000 Y'all so bad at roasting 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:35.960 Roastkid1907 would fucking destroy you 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:37.600 Heyeeee!! 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.740 I'm roasting the roast yourself challege 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:41.640 You got it 00:02:41.640 --> 00:02:43.420 You finally picked up on it, Uh ? 00:02:43.420 --> 00:02:43.920 *clears voice* 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:46.580 The video is pretty much the worst one of them 00:02:47.200 --> 00:02:48.360 I literally put no effort in it 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:49.760 Well I tried to be edgy 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:52.540 and call at all the other youtubers on their bullshit 00:02:52.540 --> 00:02:54.540 Even though I do the same fucking thing 00:02:54.540 --> 00:02:56.540 *pewd breaths* 00:02:56.540 --> 00:02:58.140 Well at least this video will get more views 00:02:58.140 --> 00:03:01.160 *pewds kisses with edgy background music* 00:03:01.160 --> 00:03:03.160 Why i'm not roasting myself 00:03:03.160 --> 00:03:05.160 Because eveyone already knows 00:03:05.160 --> 00:03:07.160 That I'm pure garbage 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:09.160 But mainly, because no matter 00:03:09.160 --> 00:03:11.160 What the fuck you say to me 00:03:11.160 --> 00:03:13.980 Ain't nothing is gonna make this face give a shit 00:03:13.980 --> 00:03:19.020 *dramatic music* 00:03:19.020 --> 00:03:21.020 *dramatic closeup* 00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:23.020 *dramatic seizure* 00:03:23.020 --> 00:03:23.820 RIP HEADPHONES 00:03:23.820 --> 00:03:25.000 All right fine 00:03:25.100 --> 00:03:25.640 I'll do it 00:03:25.640 --> 00:03:26.660 Diss track 00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:28.000 It can't be that hard 00:03:28.040 --> 00:03:34.760 *edgy music* 00:03:36.720 --> 00:03:37.820 Stop rapping 00:03:37.820 --> 00:03:38.980 CinnamonToastKen:Waddup 00:03:39.020 --> 00:03:40.760 Felix:Oh shit it's your boy 00:03:40.760 --> 00:03:42.760 CinnamonToastKen: Your boy Felix: Yea 00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:43.260 CinnamonToastKen:It's your boy 00:03:43.260 --> 00:03:45.000 Felix: Welcome to the roast.... BITCH! 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:46.100 CinnamonToastKen: BITCH 00:03:46.100 --> 00:03:48.100 Felix:Prepared to get inff..pfff 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:51.860 Felix: Infiltrated 00:03:51.860 --> 00:03:53.860 Felix : Prepare to get 00:03:53.860 --> 00:03:55.280 *CinnamonToastKen goes mad* 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:57.280 Felix: Annihilated 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:59.280 Both:WOAAAAAH!!!