WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hi 00:00:02.240 --> 00:00:05.040 Sex karo (SMASH) ya rehene do (PASS). Kya badiya idea hai video banane ka! 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:10.360 Pakka nhi hai isske bad panga padhega ya nhi 00:00:11.340 --> 00:00:18.340 Par jab in logo se asliyat me milunga saram toh aegi nhi mujhe bilkul 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:26.280 Mast idea hai ye game khelne ka 16 saal ke uper baccho ke liye 00:00:26.740 --> 00:00:31.940 Mai 'Sex karunga', 'shadi karunga' ya 'gulami ke liye bech dunga' (Jativaad nhi hai). Ye game hi aisa hai 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:35.200 Ye yaad rakho ki ye list maine nhi banaya hai 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:35.980 *kaan ke mail ki avaz* Chee 00:00:35.980 --> 00:00:37.580 Personal nhi hai.. bura mat manna 00:00:37.760 --> 00:00:40.000 Ajao baari baari se khelte hai 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:40.840 Shuru karte hai 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:41.580 Jackspidicey (JAcksepticeye) 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.400 Shuruvat hi tagdi hai 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:45.260 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:46.140 Ummmm 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.020 Nhi.. kabhi nhi... Kabhi bhi nhi 00:00:49.480 --> 00:00:50.240 Tanna Mongoul? 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:53.300 *soch rha hai* 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:54.540 Gulami ke liye bech do 00:00:55.460 --> 00:00:56.180 Bapre! 00:00:56.180 --> 00:00:57.620 Tana kya kar rhi hai? 00:00:57.620 --> 00:00:59.540 Tune mujhe ye shabd bola kaise!!! 00:00:59.920 --> 00:01:01.100 Mai itna neech nhi hu! 00:01:01.160 --> 00:01:01.660 Theek hai! 00:01:01.660 --> 00:01:03.500 Mai vo "N" word nhi bolta 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:05.840 Mai itna neech nhi hu! 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:06.780 SSSniperwolf 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:14.120 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:15.000 Mai usse dunga.... 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:18.320 The armac fatality 00:01:26.860 --> 00:01:29.300 Kya bol sakta hu ab mai.. Mai hu hi hawas ka poojari! 00:01:29.300 --> 00:01:30.200 Jessica Nigrey 00:01:30.340 --> 00:01:32.020 Jessica se zyada toh... 00:01:32.140 --> 00:01:33.960 Sabar karo... 00:01:33.960 --> 00:01:34.640 Nogrey! (Marli) 00:01:36.160 --> 00:01:37.600 Bech do is kutiya ko gulami ke liye!! 00:01:37.980 --> 00:01:38.620 Maaf karna 00:01:38.620 --> 00:01:41.180 Mera matlab bech do is "Mahila" ko gulami me!!! 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:48.680 Markiplier! 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:50.820 Mai toh sabse mota vala lund dunga 00:01:50.820 --> 00:01:53.380 Mujhe kafi mazza aega isse ek non-sexual relationship rakhne me 00:01:53.380 --> 00:01:54.780 Jaha bas dono chummiya denge dono ko 00:01:54.780 --> 00:01:56.480 Aur kabhi kabar Gaand me ungal dunga kyoki usse pasand hai 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:57.600 KSI! 00:01:57.700 --> 00:01:59.440 Bech do gulami me!!! 00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:00.520 Oh.. 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:02.700 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:04.400 Dan and Phil 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:05.500 Ye mazzedar hai 00:02:06.440 --> 00:02:08.540 Mai toh bhai sabhi gher ke maare ja rha hu 00:02:08.540 --> 00:02:09.340 Chalo dekhe hai kya hai 00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:09.980 Hmmm 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:12.820 Mai bech dunga donoko Gulami me!!! 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:15.260 Par asliyat me mai shadi kar lunga Phil ke sath 00:02:15.260 --> 00:02:16.260 Vo cute lagta hai 00:02:16.260 --> 00:02:17.560 Par Dan... hehe 00:02:18.160 --> 00:02:21.280 BECH DO GULAMI ME!!!! 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:24.000 Arrey! mai bhi hu issme!!! 00:02:24.880 --> 00:02:25.760 Ohohohohoho 00:02:28.480 --> 00:02:29.440 Kya bol sakta hu ab mai? 00:02:32.300 --> 00:02:33.420 Mai sabse mota vaala Lund dunga 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:35.340 Superwoman! 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:36.720 Smash! 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:40.600 Hatode se! 00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:43.000 00:02:43.900 --> 00:02:45.060 Patanhi logo ke mere se kya chid machi hai 00:02:45.420 --> 00:02:45.920 Samaj nhi ata mujhe 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:47.040 Tumhe samaj nhi aa rha 00:02:47.040 --> 00:02:48.580 FilthyFrank 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:51.140 Rukna... Kaun hai ye? 00:02:51.820 --> 00:02:52.460 Sexy Phil 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.380 Hamme ek Gambhir meeting rakhni padhegi tere username ko leke 00:02:55.380 --> 00:02:57.880 Mai pehele dost hone ka natak karunga phir chaku ghop dunga peeth me 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:58.460 Zoella 00:02:58.460 --> 00:03:03.060 Scorpian fatality 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:14.780 Mai usse apni kitab likhne dunga 00:03:16.820 --> 00:03:17.620 Meri agli kitab 00:03:18.720 --> 00:03:20.240 Mai usse likhvaunga 00:03:20.640 --> 00:03:21.280 Keemstar 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:23.560 Bech do gulami me!!! Oh rukna...rukna.. 00:03:25.940 --> 00:03:26.900 Oh Keemstar 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:28.780 Bech do Gulami me!!!! 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:30.640 *phone ki ghanti baji* 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:32.860 Hello? 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:34.680 Alex? 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:37.180 Haan market me hai abhi 00:03:37.980 --> 00:03:39.500 Acchi kimat hai tere liye 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:40.780 18 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:43.700 nononononononono phone mat kat! 00:03:44.700 --> 00:03:45.420 Goddammit 00:03:45.420 --> 00:03:46.100 Jenna Marbles 00:03:46.900 --> 00:03:47.780 Mai SMASH... 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:50.200 karunga us like button ko 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:51.660 Bahut pasand hai uske videos ;) 00:03:52.320 --> 00:03:53.280 Paseene aa rhe hai! 00:03:54.620 --> 00:03:55.580 Marzia please 00:03:57.340 --> 00:03:58.220 Marina Joyce 00:03:58.660 --> 00:03:59.540 Mai nachunga 00:04:00.640 --> 00:04:03.100 Zoey Burgerrrrrrrrrrr 00:04:03.820 --> 00:04:05.800 Mai....uhh.... 00:04:06.820 --> 00:04:08.340 Cyanide (ek type ka zeher) pe lunga uske sath 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:09.680 Ricegum 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:11.700 Bech do Gulami me!!! 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:12.980 rukna... 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:17.400 Abhi kuch hi din pehele usko expose kiya hai na ki vo writers rakhta hai apne diss tracks ke liye 00:04:19.940 --> 00:04:22.200 Aur sath hi saath Veiws khareedta hai 00:04:22.460 --> 00:04:25.140 aur vo Fouseytube ke sath bhi marvai thi 00:04:25.140 --> 00:04:26.660 har cheez ke liye Pardafaas ho rha hai uska 00:04:26.900 --> 00:04:27.700 Ab isske baad kya 00:04:27.700 --> 00:04:28.400 Asian nhi hai vo? 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:29.960 Vo asal me White hai? 00:04:30.260 --> 00:04:31.540 Marzia 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:34.520 Oh... hmm... 00:04:34.660 --> 00:04:35.700 Aasan hai 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:39.060 PASSSSS!!!! 00:04:39.620 --> 00:04:40.580 Nakli Marzia!!!! 00:04:40.580 --> 00:04:44.980 SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:46.600 Gajab vala! 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:47.780 Dekho us bitch ko! 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:51.740 Mai usse Starbucks me le jaunga aur poore raat dunga 00:04:51.740 --> 00:04:53.020 Sorry... kya hua? 00:04:53.220 --> 00:04:54.660 Aur ye tha Smash or Pass 00:04:54.740 --> 00:04:56.500 Mujhe Smash karoge ya Paas? 00:04:56.500 --> 00:04:59.660 Niche comment dalo kya karoge mere sath ;) 00:05:01.840 --> 00:05:03.200 Doosri video dekho meri 00:05:03.740 --> 00:05:11.560 Agar click karoge to video promote hoga, aisehi kaam karta hai Youtube. Like karne ki zaroorat nhi bas click kar do 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:19.660 Jao! Subtitles by Paul :)