(Intro)
*Music*
I know y'all can't handle this shit
I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video
Like you always do!
And I have to call Google and be like:
*RINGING*
"Hey, they flagged another one.
Yeah, my, uh, my fanbase-
is basically a bunch of pussies."
OOOH!
This video had blood in it!
OOOH, this video had nipples in it!
Oooh, this video was a lil' bit too sexual.
Ooh, he made me swirl."
S'cuse me?
Why don't you just go
To the fuckin'
Australia, like the good ol' days Alright?
What are you arr... I bet you even flagged this video already
Because you're triggered by my glasses
Y'all a bunch of wimps
Don't flag the fucking video, alright?
Stop flaggin' the video!
I'm sick and tired o' this fuckin' shit
Can ya'll STOP FLAGGIN' MY FUCKIN' videos!
STOP
FLAGGING
THE VIDEOS
God dammit, I don't make any money if you flag the video
What do you think, I do this for free?
Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity?
YOU THINK I DO THIS FOR FUN?!
DO YOU THINK I DO YOUTUBE FOR FUN?!
I ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY
FUCK YOU
For even thinking that
Alright?!
Now I gotta make this video
And it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it!
ALRIGHT?!
DON'T
FLAG
THE VIDEO!
So if you're not up for the challenge!
BITCH!
Then click THE FUCK away
And don't flag the videay!
Man, I should be a rapper, that was pretty good
*screeching vomit sound*
*MUSIC* Hey, Imma bitch, Imma click dislike report out of spite cause I hate my life
Imma sit on YouTube, nothin' better to do, flag all your videos, cause I'm better than you
I'm a virgin, Cheetos on my fingers while I'm lurking, Locked in my basement, bitch on the surface
Never show my face, keyboard is my fortress, "KING OF THE INTERNET", you gonna get reported!
You pussies ain't shit but just sensitive bitches.
If this is offensive, you don't have to listen
Turn off the computer, do something productive
You're cancerous people, accomplishing nothin', you hidin' behind insecurities
Weak human beings, that breath immaturity
FUCK your opinion, cause that shit don't mean nothin' to me
Just click the dislike and move on with your life!
Cartoon Cyborg