All right guys, we're coming at you with another crazy analogy
For something that people really have -uh- the misconception of
When it comes to, just myths and fitness related things that we believe
Because somebody said... something...
And then I heard Joe Shmoe say it
and now I believe it, alright? So...
Here's what we're talking about today
We're talking about: 𝒮𝒪𝒴 milk
Now, I drink 𝒮𝒪𝒴 milk
𝒮𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒴
𝒮 𝒪 𝒴 𝐵 𝒪 I
I did sort of buy in to the myth that, you know
𝒮𝒪𝒴 was going to affect my testosterone levels
and it might cause me to, I don't know
make less muscle gains
𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴! 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴.
What an absolute 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴
Marc Lobliner, tigerfitness dot COM
b*tch t*ts
And 𝒮𝒪𝒴...
I remember it hit, like, in 2004.
A cr*ppy little website decided to put out an article
On how 𝒮𝒪𝒴 increases Estrogen
You might as well be taking your girls birth control pills
𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s: These pathetic beta males
Just look how... Weak they are
Weaklings, Pathetic
Absolute scum bags
Social, and Pys...
...And Physical degenerates.
It's laughable...
But it's not just laughable...
...It is also harmful
𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s are reproducing
They are creating beta males from left to right
Causing the destruction of western civilization.
Needs to be stopped!
I am not even memeing right now
This is not Meme Review
This is a very serious topic of discussion
That needs to be brought up
Don't believe the danger of 𝒮𝒪𝒴?
Just look at the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 prince himself...
Wil Wheaton
𝒮𝒪𝒴!
He's telling people... To consume more 𝒮𝒪𝒴
𝒮𝒪𝒴 has Estrogen in it
so that means if you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴
You might as well be a woman
You know that, right?
Gynaecomas - mastia
Man boobs, that's right!
If you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴...
You might as well flaunt your... Wear a bra like a lil'...
If you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴
you might as well put on a bra right now
and then wait for the man boobs to come
this is after and before 𝒮𝒪𝒴
Do you understand?
That's right - Soy causes all kinds of...
This is not me spreading - misinformation
This is just proven scientific facts
moving on to Chad - Perfect eye site
𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 is causing the destruction of western civilization
the dis - de-masculinisation of man
has caused all these - pathetic beta males
To just... Multiply
As an army
They're taking over
What are we going to do?
But I'm here to fight back
Finally - Someone that dares to stand up against these issue of the sort
Just look at Jacksepticeye himself
This is before and after 𝒮𝒪𝒴, by the way
Absolute alpha
From a pathetic youtuber beta male
disgusting -I know it hurts to see my friends become
A victim of 𝒮𝒪𝒴
"But how can we spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴, Felix?"
Oh, don't worry. I will tell you
He's a high testosterone face
Very defined - er -
Very defined facial structure
Just as mine, of course
I would say mine is probably even a couple of level of alpha more
than this man
it's probably my Viking Swedish genes
And here you have... a classic
The quintessential 𝒮𝒪𝒴 face
Balding head - or fully bald
awkward beard - glasses
and overly excited face
I can't, I can't even. I can't even recreate this
this is, this is truly, truly despicable stuff that we're seeing here
It's basically the male version of "Duck Face"
𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s just can't help themselves
They get too excited about their Nintendo switch
I understand!
A video came console designed for little children
Why wouldn't they be excited about it?
What's next? They're going to start building cardboard?
Oh, they already do that
Oh, Look at PJ
My own friend - suffering from...
Jack, PJ, Who are they going to take next? Brad?
it's already happening!
I can't even tell them apart from my own girlfriend these days
Do you understand how hard this is?
They are working together - this isn't just me making some stuff up
This is a real conspiracy
If you want to spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴, just dangle a Nintendo Switch controller in front of them
They'll start jumping up and down excitedly immediately
And that's how you know you need to euthanize them at the spot
it is our - it is our duty for man kind
or our kind - sorry
I don't want to discriminate against women on this channel
How nice of the boyfreind
There's just too many examples for this to not be fact
You think I'm just making things up?
It writes itself - I can't b... - Just open your eyes Sheeple
to the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 conspiracy
Do you wanna know why I didn't play God of War on my channel?
because they might as well call it God of 𝒮𝒪𝒴
Why is he bald and have a beard
There's no way
Why do you think I even shaved my beard?
𝒮𝒪𝒴! - to - to protect myself from 𝒮𝒪𝒴
You think this is just made up, huh?
They have been feeding 𝒮𝒪𝒴 to kids
Since we were children - Soybean croyons
You ever wondered why the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 - the crayons were so delicious?
That's because they've been feeding it to children
They've even created purely 𝒮𝒪𝒴 based meals
Called - something - soylent
Who's by the way sponsoring this video, thank you very much soylent
I appreciate
Jesse Cox - I'm worried about you
I've already lost PJ, I've already lost Jack, I've already lost Brad 1, not Jesse Cox
What's next? Is he gonna tweet about barron Trump?
Jesse Cox!
You've taken two steps too far right now
Soylent is - has turned people so weak, they can't even open the bottle themself
But it's so easy
Well maybe because you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴?
Maybe it's because you're turning in to a woman
Maybe that's why everyone's just posing with it?
instead of actually drinking it
Because people just can't help themself
Posing with their soylent bottle
Nothing like a selfie with your beverage
Wait... isn't that?
Isn't that the host of Bully Hunters?
How far does this conspiracy go?
Yea, look! it says here... "Sponsored by Soylent"
But she tweeted... Very recently
"No 𝒮𝒪𝒴"
She Tweeted "No 𝒮𝒪𝒴 gringo, carajo!"
Which is Spanish for...
No more Soylent please. It's turning me in to a deformed creature.
And look at that!
She lost her Soylent sponsor.
How far does the Soylent conspiracy go
You think I'm just making this up?
Don't listen to this fake meme propaganda
This is not true
The left side is always correct
Okay, for real, no jokes aside
It's shown that estrogen is in soy
But it's not the same estrogen that your body produces, so
So consuming Soy shouldn't have any cause on your body
Or make you more feminine
Or make you produce less sperm
That's all just - that's all just a meme that's just spiraled out of control
and i feel like I have to be responsible here
and call it out
So that people stop using "Soy Boy" as some sort of insult
Because it's not just...
mean...
It's also extremely hurtful
I just can't understand why anyone would call someone else a soy boy
To prove some fact that...
Just because they are less a man
and enjoy watching someone else have s*x with their wife
That somehow makes them less
I just...
We need to.. We need to reduce this
because it's all about The Onion
That's right!
If you're not an onion man and consume at least 6 raw onions a day...
Which is the only scientifically proven way to increase your sperm count by the way
Huh? Don't believe this? You heard about this?
You know who else like Onions?
That's right, the most masculine man of mankind
Shrek
If you don't eat onion at least once a day
Then you're part of the problem
You think i'm just making this up?
Onions... Keeps your heart health, helps you control diabetes
Improves immunity, lowers stress
Helps protect cancer, keeps your skin healthy
And look at that...
Boost your sperm count!
Doens't matter if you're a wamen of a man
You need to consume Onions
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance look like
Onion man, Vs Soy boy
Okay, that was the video
Hey!
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And it's by purchasing one of the cyka blyat Merch
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To prove that you're a real alpha
That's right. I'm using memes to sell meme merch
Got a problem? Well you must be full of Soy