*epic music*
*doorbell rings*
[Felix]: Who the fuck is that??
[Ken]: I think it's me...
[Felix]: I'll check it out.
[Felix]: Hello?
[Felix]: Who is it?
[..Ken?] Hear-e, Hear-e
[Ken]: This message's coming from the house of YouTube
[Ken]: It's intended for the right honourable
[Ken]: Felix
[Ken]: Arvid
[Ken]: Ulf
[Ken]: Kj..
[Ken]: Kjell
[Ken]: Burg
[Ken]: Also known as PewDiePie
[Ken]: We wish to express our deepest, most profound bro-pology
[Ken]: For the delay
[Ken]: Of your diamond play button award
[Ken]: It is not our wish to displease you or your formidable Bro Army
[Ken]: This is why we have provided you
[Ken]: With your horse
*neigh*
[Ken]: And glitter
*Epic cumshot*
[Ken]: And now
[Ken]: For your diamond play button
[Felix]: Finally!
[Felix]: It's about damn time!
*gasp*
[Felix]: The legends were true
[Felix]: It exists
[Felix]: Oh my!
[Felix]: So heavy!
[Felix]: YES!
[Felix]: FINALLY!
*tears of joy*
*ken fighting against his inner smeagol*
[Ken]: My precious...
[Felix]: CccinnamonToastKen
[Felix]: You son of a bitch!
[Felix]: How dare you show your face around these parts?
[Ken]: I'm here to claim what's mine!
[Ken]: The diamond play button
*pathetic fighting*
*oh no he got away*
[Felix]: *whistle*
*distant neigh*
*shadowfax saves the day*
*DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDN*
*also a few gunshots here and there nuthin new*
*DUNDUNUDNUDNUNDUNUDNUNDUNDUNUD*
*pew*
*DUNDUNDUNDUNUDNUNDUNDUNUDNUDNUNDU*
[Felix]: Get back here, Ken!
[Felix]: You son of a bitch!
[Felix]: That's mah play button!
*la smash*
*la silence*
[Felix]: NOOOOOO!!!!
*tears of sadness this time*
[Felix]: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
*poor pewds... :(*
*cue sad music*
[Felix]: How could this happen?
[Felix]: YouTube
[Felix]: I have one last wish
[Felix]: Give me another play button
[Felix]: And I will forgive your sins
*ZAP*
[Felix]: OH!
*cue happy music*
[Felix]: YEAH!!!!
pewds and his diamond play button lived happily ever after
they loved one another dearly
so much so that they decided to have kids together
diamond kids
half diamond play button, half felix
they were destined to be great
and so, of course, they took over the world
#pewdieplaybutton