WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.540 Kako ste ekipa, ja sam PewDiePie 00:00:02.800 --> 00:00:05.800 Danas imam posebne i uzbudljive vijesti 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:07.300 Pročitali ste naslov 00:00:07.300 --> 00:00:10.620 Napokon, napokon 00:00:10.980 --> 00:00:14.940 Napokon sam dobio 10 milijuna dijamantni "play button" 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:17.260 Ako niste znali, YouTube ih dijeli 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:19.880 kanalima s vise od 10 milijuna pretplatnika 00:00:19.880 --> 00:00:22.260 Dijamantni play button 00:00:22.260 --> 00:00:24.180 Mi smo na 44 milijuna 00:00:24.240 --> 00:00:24.740 dakle 00:00:24.860 --> 00:00:27.140 malo ste zakasnili, YouTube 00:00:27.140 --> 00:00:29.160 ...ali mislio sam da otvorimo ovo zajedno 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.520 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:32.700 Jako sam uzbuđen. 00:00:32.700 --> 00:00:35.640 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:38.520 Je li ovo nekakva šala? 00:00:38.540 --> 00:00:41.660 00:00:42.820 --> 00:00:46.720 Čestitke na prelaženju 100, 000 pretplatnika 00:00:46.720 --> 00:00:49.180 Čestitike na 100, 000 pretplatnika 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:50.480 00:00:52.680 --> 00:00:54.520 Vi to mene za*ebavate? 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:57.080 Mislite da je ovo nekakva igra? 00:00:58.740 --> 00:01:03.940 Kakvo je ovo s*anje? 100,000? Prestignem to 4 puta mjesečno! 00:01:03.940 --> 00:01:06.000 Objavili su ovo s*anje prije nekoliko godina. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:07.120 Prije 4 godine. 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:08.280 Koji ku*ac? 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:11.100 Zasto mi ne date 440 ovih? 00:01:11.100 --> 00:01:12.920 Da, dajte jedan Jimmy Fallon-u. 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:15.520 Dajte jedan Diamond Minceraftu. 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:17.160 Dajte jedan i Kwebbelkopu. 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:19.440 Čak i iIDUBBZ? 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:22.000 Što je ovo? 00:01:26.880 --> 00:01:28.000 Koji je ovo ku*ac? 00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:30.120 Tko je taj lik? 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:32.800 ERB? Da dajte jedan ERB-u! 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:34.500 Dajte jedan i Smoshu. 00:01:36.460 --> 00:01:38.380 Je*eno s*anje. 00:01:38.460 --> 00:01:40.820 Neću raditi ovo s*anje više, YouTube. 00:01:40.980 --> 00:01:42.180 Dosta je! 00:01:42.180 --> 00:01:45.900 Evo me. Mislio sam da se barem jednom moj trud prepoznao. 00:01:46.260 --> 00:01:47.520 Bio sam tako sretan. 00:01:47.520 --> 00:01:48.580 Što si rekao? 00:01:49.900 --> 00:01:52.100 Jos jedan paket? 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:55.720 Je li moguce? 00:01:57.620 --> 00:01:59.920 Koji je ovo ku*ac? 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:02.840 Sta pise? 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:04.640 TO JE ONAJ ZA MILIJUN! 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:06.480 I SJEBAN JE! 00:02:06.740 --> 00:02:09.440 "Cestitamo na nadmašivanje jednog milijuna." 00:02:09.440 --> 00:02:11.740 To je fora. TO SE DOGODILO DAVNO! 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:14.000 DAJTE MI 44 OVAKVIH! 00:02:14.540 --> 00:02:17.720 To je to youtube. Dosta mi je vasih sranja. 00:02:17.720 --> 00:02:20.860 Prozivam vas. Gdje je moj diamond play button? 00:02:20.860 --> 00:02:24.920 Necu raditi hashtag-ove I tjerati moje fanove da vas tweetaju. 00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:28.840 #givepoodshisdiamondplaybutton *dajte pewdipieu njegov dijamantni play button* 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.760 Posaljite to youtube-u. 00:02:31.420 --> 00:02:33.380 Vrijeme je. 00:02:33.380 --> 00:02:34.400 Slusate li YouTube? 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:36.420 Ovo su mojih zahtjevi! 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:40.180 Želim 4 diamond play button-a. 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:43.500 Žeim ih dostavljene na konju. 00:02:43.500 --> 00:02:46.900 Želim ih premazane šljokicama 00:02:46.900 --> 00:02:49.340 Ne previse, neka bude otmjeno. 00:02:49.340 --> 00:02:50.140 00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:54.180 Želim da onaj koji donosi paket bude lijep bradati muškarac. 00:02:54.180 --> 00:02:59.260 I želim ispriku na papiru. Želim Želim da me molite za oprost! 00:02:59.260 --> 00:03:01.640 Oke, ali sad za stvarno... 00:03:01.640 --> 00:03:04.360 00:03:04.820 --> 00:03:06.400 Ne mogu vjerovati da je potrgano. 00:03:06.740 --> 00:03:07.920 Koji k..? 00:03:08.260 --> 00:03:09.460 Isuse! 00:03:09.860 --> 00:03:13.400 Bravo Fed-Ex(dostava) je*eni idioti, za*ebali ste 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:15.980 Što ću s ovim? Ovo je očito smeće. 00:03:15.980 --> 00:03:17.120 Stvarno? Što ću radit s ovim????? 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.840 Stvarno sam ljut 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:25.780 Tako sam dugo čekao i znate što , mislio sam jednom kad najave diamond play button,... 00:03:25.780 --> 00:03:30.440 ...prije dvije godine, mislio sam "super", mozda cu ga sad napokon dobiti. 00:03:32.260 --> 00:03:36.660 00:03:41.660 --> 00:03:43.380 Oke ekipa. 00:03:43.380 --> 00:03:45.640 Idite, posaljite hashtagove 00:03:45.640 --> 00:03:47.340 Želim da se to s*anje širi 00:03:47.340 --> 00:03:49.820 na twitteru, facebooku, tumblru... 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:53.240 Napadajte ih bilo gdje, Instagram, boli me briga 00:03:53.460 --> 00:03:54.320 Ovo zavrsava SADA! 00:03:54.320 --> 00:03:55.220 00:03:55.220 --> 00:03:57.320 AKO NE BUDEM IMAO MOJ YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON 00:03:57.560 --> 00:03:59.020 U ROKU OD MJESEC DANA 00:03:59.660 --> 00:04:02.640 ONDA ĆU,. Napraviti ću nesto 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:04.760 Napraviti ću nesto 00:04:04.760 --> 00:04:05.800 jako loše YouTube 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.100 požalit ćete 00:04:08.380 --> 00:04:10.980 OVO ZNAČI RAT! 00:04:10.980 --> 00:04:13.100 OVO...ZNAČI...RAT! 00:04:13.100 --> 00:04:14.420 Nemojte me razočarati 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:16.360 Ne opet 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:23.880