*intense growl*
Hey, Youtube. *puts on shades*
*battle music starts*
Tick, tock.
TICK, tock.
Where the fuck
is my diamond play button?
It's been 84 YEARS!
Yeah, that's right youtube,
I said it.
You think i'm scared?
Like all these other pussy-ass youtubers?
Like:
MARKIPLIER,
JACKSEPTICEYE,
or CinnamonToastKen-
Ken: Oh shit! Pewds: I'll tell-
Ken: WADDUP?
Pewds: OH SHIT IT'S YOUR BOI *constant screams of YEAH*
YOUR BOY, IT'S YA BOI *more YEAH's*
WELCOME TO THE ROAST!
WOAH!
BITCH (x2)
PREPARE TO GET INFILT- ff
What's the word? *ken's too busy picking up rubber duck*
INFILTRATE-
PREPARE TO GET-
*thinks of the word*
ANNIHILATED!
*they both scream*
Hey youtube,
what a great streaming service you got there,
with youtube red, *prepare for roast*
too bad netflix has already been a thing.
*OH (some random words)*
*OHHHHH*
please still- fun youtube
scare pewdiepie *shameless advertisement*
youtube red.
but you ain't shit
*snicker* BITCH!
THAT'S RIGHT YOU AIN'T SHIT THO,
BITCH!
and how about that youtube streaming service?
good thing twitch isn't already a thing!
o-oH GOD THE TRUTH, *is ken having a heart attack?*
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
pewds: i speak the truth. ken: JESUS, OH JESUS!
AH!
ken: tell 'em what's up, tell 'em what's up
HEY YOUTUBE,
THAT COMMENT SYSTEM IS FUCKING AWESOME.
just kidding, IT SUCKS!
OH THE POWER OF PEWDS COMPELS YOU!
pewds: it- / THE POWER OF PEWDS COMPELS YOU!
IT COMPELS YOU!
KEN: WOO, WOO PEWDS: ARE YOU COMPELED?! (x2)
KEN: I FEEL THE HOLY SPIRIT OF PEWDIEPIE
PEWDS: OH YEAH
WOOO!
*weird exhaling which sounds like coughing out a phlegm*
is it hot in here or is-
YOUR ASS JUST GETTING R.O.A.S.T.E.D?!
2 RUBBER DUCKS BITCH
ROBBER DUCK-
wait
what the fuck?
HEY YOUTUBE,
GOOGLE PLUS WAS A GREAT IDEA
TOO BAD FACEBOOK ISN'T ALREADY A THING
OH CLOWN ART!
*more screaming*
LEAVE A LIKE!
hey youtube,
i'm proud of you.
you made so much money through out the years-
OH WAIT, YOU DIDN'T MAKE SHIT!
OH!
*ken faints*
HOW 'BOUT YOU TAKE MORE THAN FORTY FIVE PERCENT OF OUR INCOME?!
wait
what? *takes off shades*
y-yeah they take 45%
45 percent?
45 percent.
*ken has another heart attack*
YOUTUBE GAMING? MORE LIKE,
YOUTUBE LAME-ING *dat creativity*
up-top! (nice fail there, guys)
you missed on purpose, right?
*manly giggling*
YOUTUBE RED,
MORE LIKE-
YOU-Y
YO-YOUPORN
REDTUBE
HEY YOUTUBE, *drink everytime pewds says this*
your search algorithm is so corrupt,
IT MAKES VLADIMIR PUTIN
LOOK LIKE JESUS!
OH JESUS-
DO WE NEED ANOTHER LEAFY?!
DO WE NEED ANOTHER CLICKBAIT PIECE-OF-SHIT?
AMEN
*doorbell rings*
who the fuck is that?
i think it's me (what?)
let's check it out.
*intense overly used trailer movie music* (to be continued)