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*malupit na musika*

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Heeeeyyyy YouTube

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Tick

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Tock

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Tick

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Tock

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Nasaan ang Diamond Play Button ko!?

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84 taon na ang nakalilipas!

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*Roasted*

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Oo, tama YouTube, sinabi ko 'to!

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Sa tingin mo takot akoooo?

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Katulad ng ibang duwag ng Youtubers?

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Katulad ni Markiplier,

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Jacksepticeye,

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O si CinnamonToast...KEN!

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[Ken]: OH SHIT KAMUSTA?

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[Felix]: Naku! Andito na sya! 
[Ken]:YEAH!

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[Ken]: YO BOY

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[Felix]: YEAAAHHH

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[Ken]: ITS YO BOYY

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[Felix]: MALIGAYANG PAGDATING SA PAG-IIHAW!! (HAHAHA LMFAO)

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*sigaw ng mandirigma*

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[Felix]: BIIIITCHH

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[Ken]: BITCH

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[Felix]: MAGHANDA KA NANG MAP--

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[Felix]: Ano yung salita?

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[Felix]: MAPASUKAN!

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[Felix]: MAGHANDA KA NANG. . .

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[Felix]: MAPUKSA!!

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*sigaw ng mga taga-ihaw* XD

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*malupit na musikang copyrighted* (what an intro)

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[Felix] Hey YouTube!

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[Felix]: Anong klaseng stream service ang meron ka sa YouTube Red!

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[Felix]: Sa kasamaang palad, meron nang Netflix!

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[Ken]: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH MERON NANG NETFLIX, BITCH

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[Ken]: OOOHHHH

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[Felix]: Pondohan mo pa rin ang YouTube Scare PewDiePie

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[Felix]: YouTube Red

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[Ken]: Pero kumakain ka ng tae [Offensive]

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[Ken]: Puuuuta! [Offensive]

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[Felix]: TAMA! Kumakain ka ng tae! [Offensive]

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[Felix]: Puuuta! [Offensive]

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[Felix]: At ang streaming service ng YouTube?

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[Felix]: Buti na lang wala pang TWITCH

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[Ken]: Oh, oh Diyos ko!

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[Ken]: Ang katotohanan, sinasabi niya ang KATOTOHANAN!

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[Felix]: Sinasabi ko ang katotohanan

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[Ken]: DIYOS KO! OH DIYOS KO!

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[Ken]: Aahh

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[Ken]: Sabihin mo sa kanila kung anong meron, sabihin mo sa kanila

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[Felix]: Hey YouTube!

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[Felix]: Napakalupet ng comment system na yun!

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[Felix]: Joke lang, WALANG KWENTA YON!

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[Ken]: OHHHHHHH ANG LAKAS NI PEWDS AY PUMEPWERSA SA'YO!!

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[Ken]: ANG LAKAS NI PEWDS AY PUMEPWERSA SA'YO

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[Felix]: PUMEPWERSA SA'YO!

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[Ken]: WOOOOOOOOOH!

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[Felix]: NAPWERSA KA BA?

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[Felix]: NAPWERSA KA BA?

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[Ken]: NARARAMDAMAN KO ANG BANAL NA ESPIRITO NI PEWDIEPIE!!

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[Felix]: YEAAAAAAAH

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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[Felix]: Ohh, mainit ba dito??

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[Felix]: O NAIIHAW KA LANG?

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[Ken]: RUBBER DUCKS, BITCH!

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[Felix]: RUBBER DUCK!

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[Felix]: Sandali, what the fuck.  .

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[Felix]: Hey YouTube!

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[Felix]: Magandang ideya ang Google+ (hindi maganda yon)

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[Felix]: Sa kasamaang palad MERON NANG FACEBOOK!

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[Ken]: OOOHHH CLOWN ART

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[Felix]: OH!

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[Ken]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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[Felix]: OH!

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[Ken]: OHHHHH!

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[Felix]: OH!

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[Ken]: OHHH!

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[Ken]: Mag iwan ng like :)

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[Felix]: Hey YouTube!

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[Felix]: Natutuwa ako para sa'yo

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[Felix]: Gumawa ka ng napakaraming pera sa mga nakalipas na taon

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[Felix]: OHH SANDALI WALA KA NAMAN PALANG NAGAWA!

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[Felix]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

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:D

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[Felix]: ANO KAYA KUNG MAS MATAAS PA SA 45% ANG KUNIN MO SA INCOME NAMIN

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[Ken]: Sandali. . .

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[Ken]: Ano?

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[Felix]: Oo 45% ang kinukuha nila

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[Ken]: 45 porsiyento?

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[Felix]: 45 porsiyento.

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*Biglang Inatake sa Puso!*

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:D

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[Felix]: YOUTUBE GAMING?

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[Felix]: PARANG YOUTUBE LAMING!

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[Ken]: OHOHOOOHHOH

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[Felix]: Sa taas

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[Ken]: HOHO

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*sablay na high five*

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[Ken]: HOH

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[Felix]: . . Sinadya mo yun diba?

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:D

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[Felix]: YouTube Red

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[Felix]: Parang

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[Felix]: You-

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[Felix]: YouT-

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[Felix]: YouPorn! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Felix]: Uhm, You-RedTube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Felix]: Hoy YouTube!

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[Felix]: Wasak na wasak ang search algorithm mo

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[Felix]: GINAGAWA NITONG MAGMUKHANG HESUS SI VLADIMIR PUTIN!

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[Ken]: OOOHHH DIYOS KO

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[Felix]: KAILANGAN PA BA NATIN NG ISA PANG LEAFY? (OHHHHH)

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[Ken]: WOOO!

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[Felix]: KAILANGAN PA BA NATIN NG ISA PANG CLICKBAIT??

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*tumunog ang doorbell* (ito na kaya yun?)

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[Felix]: Sino yun?

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[Ken]: Sa tingin ko ako yun. . .

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[Felix]: Titingnan ko!

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° _ ͡°)