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*史詩級的音樂*

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嘿, YouTube   `_>

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*史詩級的音樂再次出現*

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滴

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答

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滴

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答

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我的鑽石撥放鍵到底他媽的在哪裡?!

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已經84年了!

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對沒錯Youtube, 我說的

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你以為我很害怕嗎?!

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像那些其他的youtubers一樣孬種嗎?

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像Markiplier,

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jacksepticeye

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和cinnamontoastken一樣孬嗎?!

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ken突擊:"KEN表示:靠我又沒怎樣"

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喔幹是你

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[KEN: 黑啦就是我yo boy]

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耶耶

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[KEN: IT'S YO BOY]

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歡迎來到痛斥Youtube這集

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*勇士的嚎叫*

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婊砸!!!!!

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[KEN: 靠邀!!!!]

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準備痛斥到滲...

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[停頓..]

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[忘詞了XD] 那個字怎麼講?

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"滲穿"
(指痛斥到體無完膚)

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準備好...

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[又忘詞.....]

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燒毀!!!!!!!!

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[兩個人開始起肖的一直叫....]

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*戲劇性的音樂*
[Pewdiepie對Youtube的怒吼]

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嗨Youtube

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Youtube Red這串流收費服務 做得真是有聲有色啊!

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但不幸的是...Netflix做得已經比你好太多了。
(因為兩網站都是紅色標誌，所以poods用這個梗)

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[KEN廣播: 喔! Netflix實在好太多了! 喔喔!]

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拜託Youtube你們仍然要給我錢喔~

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[KEN: 不過呢Youtube去吃屎吧]

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[KEN: 婊砸]

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沒錯去吃屎吧

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婊砸

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Youtube的串流服務到底是怎樣?

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幸運的是, Twitch還不是很流行

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[KEN: 喔不, 天啊! 他說的是真的!]

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沒錯, 我說的是真的

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[KEN: 喔天啊天啊]

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[KEN: 告訴他們怎麼了]

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黑Youtube

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留言系統真的是他媽太棒了幹! ^3^凸
(pewd在嗆之前youtube逼他不能關掉留言系統)

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騙你的啦幹! 爛透了! (。益。凸

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[KEN: 喔!! 強大的Pewds壓倒你了!

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[KEN: 喔! 強大的Pewds壓倒性嗆到YOUTUBE了!]

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你被威脅了嗎?

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[Ken: 我感覺到了Pews的鼓舞!]

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這裡是不是很熱r?

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哦是你從頭到屁股都被嗆到火熱啦

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[Ken: 搶劫犯鴨子, 婊子!]

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搶劫犯鴨子!
(rubber vs. robber duck)

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等等, WTF?

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喂! Youtube!

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Google+ 是一個好點子

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棒到連facebook都要讓路!! 
(反話)

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[Ken: 哦~小丑藝術!]

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[Ken: 按個讚<3]

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黑! youtube，我以你為榮

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你們賺了超多錢

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哦等等，你他媽什麼都沒做啊幹!

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憑什麼拿走我們超過45%的收入 (太多了吧!)

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[Ken: 等等]

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[Ken: 什麼?]

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對, 他們拿走45%...

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[Ken: 45%?! @_@]

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(Ken心臟病發了xD)

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Youtube gaming (遊戲資訊) 這功能像是Youtube laming(遊戲資遜)!

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[KEN起肖]

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........(OS  >wtf....)

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你是故意miss的吧

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Youtube Red

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更像是You...

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You...

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Youporn (成人資訊網站)

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RedTube (一樣)

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嘿! Youtube

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你的搜尋處理器有夠爛

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爛到將俄羅斯總統普丁和耶穌的樣子混淆! (比喻太扯啦lol)

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[Ken: 哦哦~耶穌!]

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你還想要多些leafy嗎???
(一位常嗆人的youtuber)

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我們需要再看到跟屎一樣的內容嗎???

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*叮咚*

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是誰按他媽的門鈴?

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[Ken: 我想是我]

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去看看......                                   (@@~走遠

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下集待續.....