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Good evening, Gloria Borger (Gloriyah Boregah); YouTube's most... YouTube show.
Our first story comes from Roblox!
No, it doesn't
Sorry, I like to joke sometimes, sorry. I know it's a news segment: I need to be serious
Our first story comes from Kanye West and Lil Pump. They released a new hit single called "I love it".
They dressed up in these goofy looking outfits, and it was really funny.
People were quick to point out the resemblance between their outfits and-
The video game, Roblox. Here PewDiePie was one of the first ones to make the resemblance. Wow!
That guy sure is on top of things. Now, two days later, Kanye tweets "Gotta do the Roblox version".
*Forced laughter*
I'm in on the joke, right guys?
*Y u do dis 2 me, Kanye?*
Lil Pump as well,
"ROBLOX". You have a moment here to really make an epic meme. That's the thing:
You can make such a good joke out of this with a really great caption. What do you do?
Uh, "ROBLOX". Sorry, I write songs for a living. What should I write here?
Uh, "ROBLOX". Okay, Good job. Good job. Good job.
Now, this video is #1 on trending. Am I the only one just confused why this exists?
What was the creative direction behind this music video?
Why does this exist and why is everyone saying it's Roblox, when CLEARLY they're referencing Minecraft, right?
We live in a crazy world out there anything could happen. Next news!
👏MEME REVIEW👏
All right. This is my favorite story of the day, by the way.
I know I'm not supposed to give my own opinion here on 'poo' news, but it's really funny -
I haven't seen a lot of people talking about it, yet.
So, we'll see if this has caught on, maybe - No one cares! Moving on, all right. So, here's a tweet.
This guy called Tyler tweeted to
Insomniac games and some developers of Insomniac games who developed the latest Spider-Man games
Who we talked about last week because of the puddles. He said "I need your help. -
- This may be selfish, but I'm ready to propose to my girlfriend and I want to do it in a big way".
All right, this is epic. First of all, I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but this is epic. Okay
So what is he gonna do? Is there any way you can put an easter egg of -
'Madison, will you marry me?' Anywhere in the game?". This was done in May so Bill Rosemann
Who is the executive creator director of this he saw the tweet and he was like epic style
okay in honor of the rich tradition of romance that flows through the history of
Marvel
*laughs like he's having epilepsy*
*INHALES*
"Madison will you marry me?" shall appear in the game!
I mean as long as these other developers are cool with it. So now the game is out
Was the message in the game? Yes, it is! In front of the cinema-in the cinema... Whatever, theater!
Okay, it says "Maddie, will you marry me?" This is so romantic
well
WELL
Okay, I'm No-ah this is not funny but it also hilarious
the guy that a ((hehe))
It's not funny... Stop laughing! The guy that did the proposal
Well, it turns out his girlfriend dumped him
For his brother and he made a statement in the classic YouTube (gibberish) of sitting in front of the camera and given their left side
Now what we can see here
It's it's a soy Jie Marvel poster a marvel cushion a Marvel t-shirt
I just see SOI SOI SOI SOI
Clearly he was left from his brother Chad
"It's currently 3:15 in the morning where I'm at right now. What I'm going to talk about is the
Meaning behind the Easter Egg that I will show you
Right here. Look up-" <Pewds>: There It is. "Maddie, will you marry me?"
That's gonna be so sad
Oh, no... *#TylerDeservesBetter*
"My girlfriend dumped me to go with my brother. Basically,
throwing away the 5 years that we had together."
With his brother... *frustrated pewds*
How does that happen? This is - you know what? People keep making fun of me for
ripping on Marvel and here we have a class example of why you shouldn't consume Marvel, cause you'll get cut by your brother
Okay? <Tyler>: "and
spitting in my face basically saying 'this wasn't even the way that she wanted to be proposed to,' and-"
Oh! *pewd feels Tyler's pain*
"left me. So..."
This might go down in history as the saddest Easter egg
The Soyest Easter Egg, that's what it is. "That's one for the Easter Egg history."
"She went with your brother? Did I hear this right?"
Jesus
Yeah
This guy clearly tried to do something that was bigger than him and she didn't even want it
You should have picked at least a really manly game like Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - that's how you reel the girls in!
Okay? You can't just pick spider-man. What were you thinking? Now, for real, honest, that's gotta suck. For your brother, as well?
Like, I feel like- is he trolling? Possibly, he could be trolling. How do you- how does this happen?
I don't understand Americans. Okay, it seems like in America
It's all about just making a big grand gesture to propose to someone. I know this is a pretty big generalization, okay?
I get it!
But still, it seems like people focus more on what the proposal is
Rather than is it right for me to marry this person
If anything it seems like he dodged a bullet here if the girl he tried to marry went for his brother
Okay, there's clearly something wrong with this- BEEEE
Okay, so good on you, you know
Yeah, you got something to be in your game and you miss me on that <demonetization> All right? Good. Good job! Good for you.
Just
Before you marry someone- maybe this is just my opinion- I know what I wasn't supposed to give *inaudible*
Why can't you just be on the same page first?
It always seems like you have to just convince them in the moment like make this really big thing
So they they just can't say no. Oh, yeah. Look, I've got it in the spider-man game. You have to marry me now
I don't know. I also understand if you want to make it romantic and this was his way of doing that
I hope I I don't know. It's just funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. Right is it?
I can't okay it's funny. Now after this he tweeted the developer saying that
Explaining the situation and one of the developers from Insomniac game said "That sucks--
--Want us to change design to something else in the patch any suggestions?"
Maggie sorry, I can't swear go to hell Maggie. How about that?
Alright, I'll update you guys if if they change it in the future, that would be hilarious
This could be like this could be such a good turnaround on this Maggie girl
Next news
Its been a lot of stuff happening guys.We got a lot of stuff talk about
To talk about Elon Musk went on Joe Rogan podcast
It's a really good podcast, dude. You guys should listen to it super interesting now full disclosure
I am a fan of Elon Musk. I think he's really
inspiring person
I also feel like I can relate to him on a lot of layers layers levels just in the sense of it seems
Cringy to say but being real with yourself and not necessarily changing who you are for the sake of
Fitting in with the mass media picture. Does that make any sense? No, it doesn't.
well, he went on the Joe Rogan podcast and Joe Rogan basically flocked his balls on the table and said, uh,
You probably can't smoke this right, huh?
I'm a little uh, no, I liked Joe Rogan, but it's kind of annoying to see that bit
So basically Joe had a little something-something to smoke and he was like you probably can't smoke this, huh?
That's like saying you're too much of a bit to not smoke this do too much about to not smoke this like Geoghan
Rogan don't egg him on. Yeah, I think I tried wrong once
Probably can't because stockholders right? You probably can't
Stockholders, you're probably bind by all these problems
Look at me I can smoke away all I want Mr. Elon. Damn you Brook Joe. Why did you do this?
Well, I know why cuz he's up on your podcast. Okay, we don't have to show anything cuz they might get demonetised
Okay, but he barely puffs at it. Okay, it's not you doesn't even inhale it he's like a it's like sucking on your
Never mind. It's like it's like that
so it doesn't even inhale it but apparently huge controversy for him to do this and
I guess you know Joe Joe wasn't wrong and you probably can't do that
apparently the Air Force was trying to look into what they have to do about this because obviously they're super strict about
Anyone doing any sort of substance in this way?
Tesla's stock shares took a dip with 6% with the title saying Tesla shares crash
After Elon Musk smokes joint on my web show. They just crashed it's over everyone pack your bags home
What a lot of news articles failed to mention with these type of
Headlines is also the fact that the shares went down wasn't just purely because of Elon Musk like they're trying to paint the picture
Tesla's chief accounting officer
Dave ... Morton announced on Friday that he was stepping down just one month after the job
Because they electric car company's frantic pace and the level of public attention placed on the company
No wonder Elon felt like he had to some a lil something
Can you imagine how much pressure this guy must be under and all the scrutiny from the media lately as well?
While trying to keep these companies alive?
They are inevitably abound to fail like he mentioned himself that every single car company that've ever existed
Has gone bankrupt except Tesla and what was it Ford? I don't remember. So obviously he's under huge amount of pressure
I think it's so silly that this was even a big deal, but that's just my opinion
Which I'm not supposed to give. Just the way a lot of these articles frame this
Tesla share going down purely based on Elon's actions
It's so petty and this is another example of just trying to attack someone that they don't. like for reasons I don't understand.
Now Elon's response to this: I am considering taking Tesla private at
$420. Funding secured.
What an absolute MADLAD? *Clap*
Sure, I strongly think that yes, they might take a small hit now by shares
But this is going to just pay off in the long run cuz finally there's a CEO that doesn't seem like a complete psychopath
I met a lot of CEOs. They're scary people
they're not the kind of person you want to sit down and have a beer with and they're not scary in the sense that I'm
Intimidated by them. They're scary in the sense that I think they're insane
I think they have no soul and when you talk to them
It's like you're not even talking to a human being
So the fact that you have some of that Elon can come on a podcast and just talk like a human being
I think it's really cool
but instead of some form of humanizing
Way of looking at this you get headlines like his decision of smoke pot in public shows [that] he's dazed and confused.
He's just lost. His crazy time attitude. Doesn't matter next. *CLAP* News. So you remember how we've been talking about the E.U.
Voting on memes?
Article 13 you probably remember it. Well, you should because it's very important
I probably shouldn't have saved this for last. YouTube posted on the creator blog that this vote is happening on September 12
It's very very soon. And this vote could have devastating effect on the whole functioning of the Internet
You won't be able to post means the same way. You won't be able to share things the same way
It's a fundamentally important thing [that] we need to protect. So say NO to Article 13.
So what can you do to help?
I'm gonna leave the first link in description
It's Changecopyright.org
And it says that you can make a call
From Monday to Friday 9 to 6 CEST you enter the phone number and click call now.
Then you answer the phone when it rings and you'll be connected to a member of European Parliament and then read this script. Hi
I am this is my name. I'm from this country
I'm calling you today to ask that you please reject articles 11 and 13 of the proposed EU copyright directive
Can you please urge your colleagues to do the same? The future of the Open Internet in
Europe depends on you. If you live outside of Europe, this will still affect you very much
So please do help out and check out the link in the description
But make sure if you're gonna do it be respectful no memes for now. Okay?
Sometimes the memes must stand down so we can keep on memeing. That's it
Thank you guys so much for watching pew news. I'm Gloriyah Boregah and you've been filled in
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