fela brous (hermanos)
Compañeros
Camaradas
el momento ha llegado
para que peleemos
mas no seremos oprimidos
por mainstream media
Ya no tomare este abuso y odio en linea
ya no voy a decir
"Lo siento me equivoque okey?"
ERGH! *le corta*
y sabes porque?
Porque estamos fallando!
Otro canal de YouTube
Esta cambian...
*Le pega a la lampara*
Esta cambiando
Así es
en no menos que en noviembre de este año,
¡PewDiePie no será el canal más grande en Youtube! :(
Haters: Eso será bastante agradable en realidad-—
NO!!
Debemos pelear de regreso.
quien es este canal "T-Series"?
Haters: "Oh, este canal pasará PewDiePie"
"pewdiepewdiepewdie—"
Pewds: SHHHTFFFFF
¡SOY EL NÚMERO UNO! SOY EL NÚMERO UNO.
No más lamentables peleas de boxeo
Desafío a T-Series a una pelea de sables
como hombres de verdad
Te estoy tirando mi guante, T-Series.
Lucha conmigo en la vida real hasta la muerte.
sin guantes de boxeo y cascos
Estoy hablando de la muerte aquí.
*musica alegre* Espera, tienen 46 mil millones de visitas?
Es un canal indio?
¿ES UN CANAL INDIO?
ES UN CANAL INDIO! ?
¡ES UN AAAHHHH!
India, ¡lucharé contra TODOS! >:v
Si eres un indio mirando este canal, de nada.
¿Cuántas personas viven en India? Como es esto posible?
Demasiados.
*música dramática* La única forma en que puedo seguir siendo relevante es lograr que los indios se suscriban a mí.
Si no aceptan mi desafío de espadas, entonces lo único que podemos hacer es combatir el fuego con fuego.
*suena música épica* Smash Subscribe.
dale a suscribirse
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE!
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE! >:v!!
¡¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?!
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE!
¡Está bien!
*aplausos desquiciados*
*Niño de 9 años* -Félix, solo quiero que revises los memes,
No quiero sentir realmente como...
Pewds: PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF
*la música alegre está de vuelta* *Pewds sonrie*
Ya he visto este (deja vu?)
*Pewds se ríe*
Es muy bueno
Me tomó un segundo la primera vez que lo vi
y yo era como, "¿Qué quiere decir?"
"No vi este video".
como "¿Cuál es el contexto aquí?"
Me alegra que hayan mejorado sus habilidades de edición.
*leyendo* "O publiquen la dirección de post Malone".
diabloooooos
eso es salvaje yoouu
"Cuando tienes los memes listos para cuando KSI pierda contra Logan Paul
y también memes listos para que Logan Paul pierda ante KSI
y es un empate".
¡Disculpe!
Tengo lo mismo
Tengo dos miniaturas preparadas
y era realmente molesto
tuve que hacer una de último minuto
Que demonios chicos?
No pudieron elegir un ganador?
todos los indios huelen mal son feos y gays
Porque hacer un empate?
Claramente ya lo habian planeado
hubiera sido más emocionante
Que alguien ganara para despues volver por el titulo
en lugar de un empate, a nadie le importa.
*Aplaude mientras lee* "Fortnite lo hizo
Es cierto gente
Me encanta esto que hizo epic games :3
Tan genuinamente
Es un buen meme xD
Bien Hecho
No sé por qué estoy como-
Sosteniendo este estándar de que odio Fortnite
Por alguna razón cuando es claramente
Que a este punto es el mejor juego creado hasta ahora
*Lee* "Meme Review™ no es un LWIAY™." (la semana pasada te pregunté)
"Meme Review™ no es un YLYL™" (Si te ries pierdes)
Okey, todo esto esta correcto
*Leyendo* "YLYL™ no es LWIAY™."
me refiero a que todos son memes *Explosión Cerebral*
Que quieres de mi
*Tira los audifonos*
No hice nada malo :(
Oye, mira estas crudamente ... * desmonetizadas * publicaciones de Reddit.
Esta genial
Este es legendario
"Esto está por encima de la media".
Este es epico
Este es muy triste
Oh, mira, todos somos parte del mismo grupo.
Risa sarcastica :v
*clap clap clap*
¡Mira este! Estamos publicando el mismo chiste.
No?
Niño de 9 años: Felix no es original
Pero tambien
Hagamos todos la misma broma en esta cadena.
Divertidísimo.
Por eso nos vinculamos. Maldición.
Todos somos basura aquí. * # relatable *
Todos estamos en la parte baja bajista
* de vuelta a la alegre música * FlyingKitty hizo una edición,
Es impresionante
*El Pew de video*: Sentado!
SIENTATE!! >:v
Pewds: Ok. Pewds del Video: SIENTATE LPM >>:V
♪ Nadie te dijo ♪
♪ Iba a matar esos memes? >:) ♪
*aplausos*
Pewds: Lo hare
*clap*
Pewds from Video: YouTube's ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛꜱʜᴏᴡ everybody.
Meme re𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦
Bienvenido a ᑭEᗯᑭEᗯᑭIEᗪIᑭIE
*Aplausos 👏*
Sabes que?
Voy a darle una cachetada a mi silla
*slap*
*se excita*
*Canción de Super Smash hermanos*
*Foca con retraso*
*Risas*
*Inhala* *Risas*
Pewdiepie: La *Desmonetización*
* arroja YouTube + PewDiePie a la basura * *grito*
No no no aprobé ese meme
*palmadas seguidas*
*Limpiando la silla*
*Abofeteando seguidamente a la sillar* *se excita la silla ALV*
*"Estrella de YouTube" Pewdiepie se disculpa por abusar de una silla*
Pewdiepie: Ok, lo siento Logan Paul: Yo quiero pedir
disculpas por mi comporta- *Interrucion*
De acuerdo, si aún no te has suscrito a FlyingKitty,
Te sugiero que hagas
Ediciones increíbles
*reads* "A modern take on an old classic"
"Alexa, play Despacito"
*Alexa uses ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕌ℕ𝕆 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕*
*Pewds laughs*
Damn it.
Congratulations.
I played myself.
*slightly high-pitched* Damn you Alexa!
I hate you!
*back to normal, reads* "Who did it better"
*sad music plays* This is how I smile.
I don't understand what the problem is.
I'm really happy to make YouTube videos guys.
It's a really fun job.
*pfft* *sad music stops*
*reads* "Marzia's last upload - 4 days ago"
"PewDiePie's last upload - 4 days ago"
"They are marrying somewhere" *Pewds laughs*
No. No we weren't.
We went to Budapest.
I uploaded a vlog, you dumb-dumbs.
You dumb balls.
You bag of balls that NO ONE WANTS!
Sorry, that was too far.
I'm so sorry.
*reads* "WAIT! Why is there a *demonetised* in me?"
"*Ali-A intro plays*"
Who's reading these comments?
You know, I understand people posting it,
but who's reading them?
Who goes through the comments?
Who's like, "Err... This is pretty boring."
"I guess I'll scroll down and see what's happening." *Pewds laughs*
"I guess I'll check out the comments."
"Maybe I can engage in some discussion here here."
What is wrong with you?
*more reading* "I want Felix to explain why Brad
sometimes flips the video and I also want to know
which version is the real one and the mirrored one."
In today's society,
*video flips* does it really matter what isn't real
and what is?
*video flips again* What even matters anymore in general?
*video flips* Who am I?
*reads while laughing* "*talks about the guitar that's been unused
for a month*"
"*takes out different guitar*"
OH MY GOD!
That's right.
Epic troll. ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ
Gotcha guys.
Yeah.
*epic music plays* Subscribe.
We need to destroy T-Series.
I love you guys so much.
I actually *clap* love *clap* my *clap* audience *clap*.
*back to normal music* *reads* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post"
28000 likes.
*reads again* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post (not repost)" *Pewds laughs*
God damn it.
ɪʟʟᴜꜱɪᴏɴ 100
Since today's society,
doesn't really matter what the replica is.
Point proven.
*more deranged clapping*
*reads* "I don't rate things. That's not what I do."
Excuse me!
Excuse-
I like how weird Marzia made her face.
*Pewds laughs*
Is that Alan Walker wearing my сука блять?
WHAT?!
Legend.
Absolute ＭＡＤＬＡＤ.
Now if Alan Walker-
can give all his audience(s) and subscribers to me,
we can beat T-Series.
That's right. We gotta merge.
The Great War has started.
Which side of history will you be on? *The Ninjago Movie movie poster flashes*
*reads* "Can Pews-"
Good job.
That's how you know your audience
is a bunch of 9 year-olds.
*continues reading* "finally review Fortnite as a meme,
so it'll die off?"
*clap clap (meme review)*
I've already done, okay?
It can't be done, alright?
Fortnite is indestructible.
There's no point.
*reads* "To warm my feet"
"To warm my hands"
"To warm my heart"
This *clap* is so *clap* sweet *clap*.
Alexa, don't play ANYTHING,
cos even if I play a second of music,
they will copystrike this video.
*no reaction*
That's what I thought.
*demonetised*
Speaking of which,
err.. thank you so much Sony,
for err... the copystrike.
Really, really appreciated.
Err.. it means nothing to me, okay?
Don't care whatsoever.
Go ahead.
Sony: "He made a cover of Despacito.."
"We must shut this down now."
"Pharrell Williams isn't making enough money."
*music stops* "We need to take the revenue from Poodepie."
*music resumes* *reads* "I'm impressed,
you achieved ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ 2 in ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ!"
"Be quiet, person!"
"no"
"wait what"
"Detroit: Become Human"
I like that "Detroit: Become Human"-
-out of all games-
became the meme.
There's always some game
that's way too popular for its own good
that it always has some meme going on.
Wait wait wait wait...
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Okay.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Alright.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
No! Oh- okay.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my god.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds sniggers*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my god! Gee-
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] *Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds sniggers*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
No. Stop!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop! *Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Are you kidding me?!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my *music stops* god.
I'm physically disturbed,
and aroused at the same time.
*clap*
This is the power of the 9 year-old army right here.
*reads* "This is library"
So this was made by-
Ahti Vasser.
A fellow 9 year-old.
Absolute mad lad.
This is made in February and I didn't see it?
See, this Is why I love the (sub)reddit!
You guys bring attention to me all this cool stuff.
All these epic things.
I can finally watch it, you know?
*reads* "When you realise that next year,
Pewdiepie's channel itself will be a nine year old"
Oh my ＧＡＨ *music stops*! *mind blown*
That's true.
I wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10.
*weird smile*
*music is back* *Pewds laughs*
Oh my god. *clearly disappointed*
This is so true.
This *clap* is so *clap* true.
Alexa,
*reads* "Pewds first fight with the media"
"Pewds now"
Should I laugh or cry?
I don't know.
*reads* "Pictures of some reptiles with weird eyes"
Are you implying that just because-
-I'm leeching off-
-memes and other people's content-
*sad music* as a desperate attempt to stay relevant?
I'm somehow a reptile?
That's ridiculous.
Would the reptile smile with such a human loving smile?
*zoom in on Pewds' smile*
*epic music* Subscribe so we can take over T-Series.
*music is back to normal* *reads* "I'm vegan now"
"This salmon is delicious"
ExCUSE me-
I love this.
As soon as you proclaim that you're some sort of diet,
everyone just loves to be the police.
*reads* "As a 9 year old,
i've been taught to close my mouth while chewing food."
"This pic of him really triggers me."
I'm glad that you fellow 9 year olds have such-
amazing etiquette.
*Pewds laughs* Goddamn.
*Pewds laughs*
I'm so thankful-
that I have such an amazing audience-
that draws me in such amazing-
*mwah*
[unintelligible]. I am speechless.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much, Mary_Ko.
*reads* "I've been watching pewds since 6th grade
and my dad made this for him-
it would be cool if he saw it🧡💛🧡💛"
Your Dad has been busy.
Very cool.
I'm honored.
Thank you so much.
Another cool fan.
See? Here you go!
Zero *clap* Deaths *clap*!
That's right everybody.
Thank you for not drawing me terribly.
*Pewds laughs*
I love this.
*reads* "this needs to be in LWAIY"
"It's rude, vulgar and offensive"
"Content policy violation"
"This violates the content policy."
Y'all, I'm gonna put that in the video.
I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Thank you guys so much-
for upvoting these type of memes.
*reads* "How old are you"
*slightly high-pitched* "I turned 9 today"
SUBSCRIBE if you're 9 years old, everybody!
*epic music* Let's take over the T-Series.
*epic music interrupted* How many 9 year-olds are there in the world?
There's a lot of you that haven't subscribed yet.
*battle music* T-Series,
I await your response.
I know you're scared.
That's right.
*jumpscare*
HA!
AH!
But I'm not.
*puts back sword*
Subscribe everybody, so we can take over T-Series.
I'll see you guys next time.
This is PewDiePie signing out. *weird zoom in at Pewds' eyes*
*music suddenly stops*
*battle music is back*
My fellow bros,
my fellow brethren,
my fellow comrades,
the time has come for us to fight-