The greatest movie I've ever seen.
*dramatic movie scene* "hai doggie" "you're my favorite costumer"
Someone made a game...
...about them - the greatest movie of all time.
I like to call it 'The Greatest Game of All Time'.
It's...
I'm talking of course about The Room.
Tribute.
*voiceover of the scene* "Hai douggie." "Ur my favourite customer."
All you need to know is I love that movie more than I love my child.
Which I don't have.
which I mean it
I'm not capable of love is what I'm trying to say here(we know felix)
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nahhht.
Oh hai Mark
There's gonna be a ton of references so uh just...
You're not going to get any of it.
Orrggghh *felix moaning*
I've been waiting so long to play this game
Im so excited \( ^u^ )/
The music is beautiful
Thats Tommy, why is he a statue?
wha is he doing
whatta beau...
*Felix laughing*
I cant do Tommy
Whatta beautiful daay *in Tommy voice*
I love his face
woooah~ was that an earth~quake~ pfftz
*car braking sound*
*Car door opened*
Eyy! it's Greg
Holy crap, johnny. Did you feel that
Oh hai mark, yes I did.....hngpfft
This is very bad. The bridge just collapsed .......right behind me
are you ok mark
yeah johnny, just very shaken up
OMG Its Granny
Hello boys, are you alright *in granny voice*
Oh hi Claudette, yes we are fine. is Lisa ok kkhhkkha
yes, lisa is fine but a bit shaken up
I better get home and cca and comfort-able with her
*wierd dirtay laugh* ohohhohooho
hohoho *wat're u thinking , felix?*
now johnny, as my future son-in-law
I expect you to provide for Lisa
Oh yeah she always refers to him
as future son-in-law
or future head, wife or whatever
it doesn't matter
why am i
Lisa has been eyeing up a red dress
at the dress ssshap
wait is this
is this the prequel to the room
Now would chu be perf..
Now would be the perfect time to give her a gift
Ok claudette, whatever you say
love is bliiiiiind
Im very... Im very busy so i gotta run. see you guys later
phhhh *one lil clap
*thumb up by felix*
greg is always very busy and he's never explain
why and what he does that is so busy
Im meeting shirley for coffee so I need to run as well
need a ride?
sure (granny voice)
great
thought he was busy
but i guess
guess he wasnt so busy after all
look at Tommy
he's so beautiful, I love him so much
I better get moving
Alright, where do we go
ok
where do we go then
I havent played the point click game in so long
ok, lets go here
Omg, the bridge
Where is spirderman when you need him
where do I go *lost felix*
how can you buy a dress
when love is blind - felix2017
Heyya
alright lets go here
*felix pat his face*
Yeahhhehehehehsss *seal dog claps*
It's the pug
uhhh my god
hai doggie
you're my favourite customer
hi johnny
hi johhny, sorry , your tuxedo isnt ready yet
I was actually thinking I might buy a dress for my Lisa
That Lisa is one lucky girl
*felix rubbing his face
its perfect
this game is perfect
hai doggy
how are u , doggy
barraar raar *felix laughing*
its not even funny
Im just ssssstt
okay lets pick up a red dress
I want.... *$$$$ ch-ching*
Yaass
holy sh*t Tommy is rich
Johnny , whoever it is
thank you, you're my favourite customer
alright we got the dress
lets keep going
da da da da da
HEY ! we are at the house
They weren't allowed to film here I remember
they just took someones, random guy's house
its beautiful
that's how you shoot in L.A ...or San Francisco
oh hai Johnny *laughs*
It sets in there just so he wouldn't remember them... forget the line.
To the roof
Oh my god, I can't wait to go to the roof
Oh my- It's Lisa. She looks so beautiful.
Lets give her the red dress
There we go
*claps* OH MY GHAD! *chuckles*
"Wow you look so sexy Lisa"
"Isn't it fabulous?" Oh my god
"I would do anything for my gurl."
"Oh hey guys!"
YEAHH!
DENNY!!
"Oh hi Denny"
"Wow! Look at you." *chuckles*
"It's from Johnny."
Ahaahaaga
Aw Im sorry
I realizet this ss pfft isnt making any sense
at all
if you havent
if you havent seen the movie
I will list my other video
how much was it
Denny, dont ass a queetion.... liek dat
Nice to see you denny. Im going to take a nap
can i go upstairs too?
Aha ha ha
Denny I think Im gonna join him
Join Lisa for naptime
Great , I cant wait
(of course)
are the spoons here
THERES the spoon thankgod
SPOOOOOOOOOOON
I dont have any calls to make
oh yas
I forgot about the tape recorder
He records all these fking tapes
it's it's the most MacGyver move of... in the whole movie
I gotta say
maybe, actually i dunno
alrightt lets go upstairs
Woah
OHHHHH ITS DA MUUSIC
*felix dancing* yeahhehe
(ready for incoming kiss scene)
Ohh its beautiful
I tear up everytiem i hear it *cri ;-;
it's amazing
WOAH WOAH JOHNNY
JOHNNY ! JOHNNNYY!
U'RE POSSESSED BY SATAN
*felix trying to remember the lyrics
felix: without chu ~
I told chu I know da lyrics yeah (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oaww he looks good
Tommy Wiseau always wear two belts as well
I wonder if theres a two-belt option
felix singing: thing I wouldnt doo forr uu ~
felix singing: u are ma love and ma dream...
comes true~
Woooooooo ~
wooo~
woo~
this should be the national anthem in this channel
(bro army shud learn it)
way of the bullet
I will run through the forest of flames (deep feelings on)
I... hahah SMOOCH
Denny do u have something else to do
I just liek to watch you guys (notice felix face)
*screen focus on pewds
*camera zooming in*
eaaaaaaaaahhhh
oh denny...... denny boi
I get it. u guys wanna be alone
thats the idea
How old is denny supposed to be?
I never understood that
Bye lovebirds. Bye denny.
Aha ha ha ha *laugh felix LAUGH*
I love how they make denny's forehead
fking humongous
*cricket*
omg
the pax
*felix laughs
I better get to work
but where is et
What is his job? I dunno his job
I dunno !
bank ? (yea be a good robber)
oh he works at the bank , of course , of course
my bad
*clap*
they are not gonna give any promotions tho
Oawww this is beautiful
Amazing
GRANNY !
I always wondered
this game fills out all the gaps
from the movie
it really does
in such a
such a wonderful way
and the granny's face is so, so beautiful
I feel bad for granny
Theres a story that
She had to go to the hospital while shooting this scene
because it would get air-conditioning in the house
uhhh
I dont know
EYYY ! It's the flower shop
Whut da fk ?
is it gonna be the same lady?
yass
*seal dog claps*
yas it is
Oww man
A dozen of red roses please (in tommy voice)
Alright we got a dozen of red roses
Lets go to Lisa
and break the news
that the computer....
and she will tell us that the computer business
it's very competitive
Here you go , a dozen red roses
Hi baeb
These r for u
thanks honey, they are beautiful
Johnny </3
that poor soul
I feel for him
my heart bleeds for you , johnny
I will~
run through the forest
of flames
I love how it comes in there
This game has all the best lines
NO YOU DONT , LISA
YOU LIE TO ME, B!TCH
WHY WOULD CHU LIE ABOUT THAT?
Because the computer business
is very competitive
You already order me a pizza , didnt you ?
Lisa................. Perfect gurl
You know , whenever I assk Marzia
to order me a pizza
and she says No
and I said
I already ordered you a pizza
she doesnt even care
anymore
Well, she didnt think about the computer business
being too competitive, did she ?
Lisa is so beautiful
the sprites
the sprites of Lisa is really turning me out
OH MY GAHD. I forgahd
I have Tommy Wiseau here
I kinda forget him, this is so stupid, I bought him just for
damnit
Tommy!
What do you think about the game?
Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha!
*notice felix face*
If you lubb
(immediate regret) Im sorry I need to stop
We have to sample this from the movie
the sound , uh
the sound when he drops the glass
is uh is
beautiful
it sounds so real
it feels like im in the room
He's....... you fcking lazy son of a b!tch
Where did it go wrong?
I dont understand
Oh my gahd, I ken't *facepalm*
Dont open your eyes like that again
It's terrifying
Oh my gahd >n<
ok It's thursday now
here we go
lets go inside
Thats it
Go home
For fk sake
Goddamnit
You have a rough life, johnny
I gotta say it, it's gotta be tough
when the bank takes your ideas into practice and
they make money
I gotta say tho, to be fair, like
Johnny is real backstory of moving to San Francisco
It's pretty.......
It's pretty inspired, alright
So I.... I... I....
I admire you
you're my hero , alright
OH NO DENNY
OH NO THE ROOFTOP
NOOO
DENNY WHAT'VE YOU DONE
NOOOO HH
Denny's place (on the door)
DENNY
YAS
Watt
Chris R
Hell yeah
What is happening ghgheghehge
What
Yass
Uhhhhhh
Uh what do I DO
I throw a bottle ?
Ow of course he throws a water bottle
and they always throw footballs
Come on, throw the football please
Arghhh
We gotta do some damage on Chris R
Oh sh!t he's shooting Johnny
Johnny's avatar is beautiful <3
Alright , taunt
*chi chi chi chi chick*
YASSS
Im such a fking nerd, I dont give a sh!T
Glamour~
Hell yeah
Fck, Johnny is not doing too well, I gotta say
alright , we gotta get this bottle-throw going
YASS..... GO THE BOTTLE
Hell yeah
Now Mark, throw that football
Hell yeah
Take that sh!t , Chris R
We gonna have to
yea keep taunt again
Fck
Dont die , Johnny
YAAAS
GOT CHRIS R
OH We are actually gonna do it
I was wondering how they were so fast
YEAA You are going to the police
You're going to.....
U're going for a very long time, boiii
U're going to wait for a......
Wheres the police? (felix lost again)
What the actual fck?
OH It's the COFFEE SHOP
Yas, here is the police station
Take him to prison
is he jailed now?
Alright , thats amazing
we should go check on Denny
alright lets go check
Lets go check on Denny
You're not my fcking mother
No Denny!
Why did they go? I don't understand
Take Denny Home
Lets go to Denny's
Time for baby practising
Oh hai Johnny
I need that carpet (send felix one plz)
Alright, we take a shower
we shake that, that bootay
Johnny has a great ass
I gotta say
It's an amazing ass
omg Harold
It's so sad
You can have the whole game just based on that
the whole story
I did NUT
I did not hit her, it's not true
It's bullsh!t , I did not hit her
I did naaahhhtt
The rage is building up
Yas
Whut makes you say that?
U think girls like to cheat like guys do?
What makes you say that?
It's so sad
Aha
What da fck does that mean?
what does that meannn
People are very strange these days
This is such a horrible story
and he always goes like Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Also, Apparently, Johnny lives on Guererro Street
and he was so in piss about
Sorry I dont mean to tell your address but
He was pissed about that
being in there, I dunno how he got in there anyway
Aahhh~
it hurts </3
AAAHHH~
IT HURTS <//3
*camera zooming in again*
Other times
they are just ev--.... ( the word should be "evil" )
Im the only one who thinks this is funny pfft
DENNY !
AND HIS GIANT FOREHEAD
He's so cute ;-;
Look at Dennny <3
Dont plan it uppp too muchh
Alright, lets toss the ball around
please
please let me toss the ball with Denny <3
YAS
Oh sh!t , I....
So we gotta
Wat, they did all the dialogues in these throws
Owwwhh (felix moans abit sometimes)
So Denny first said he loves Lisa
She's beautiful
So he said he loves her
They can feel it ~
You're dropping so much knowledge right now
man
I feel..... inspired
to write my own.....
book *u*
about....
maself
Great *clap*
He loves Elizabeth now
He loves Elizabeth
Good ol', good ol' Elizabeth
I love them
I love them like they were my own channel
At least Denny
Denny is definitely my son <3
We are actually gonna go eat?
at the coffee shop maybe
That would make sense
I dont know
We can go here as well
Probably here then
Wiseau Street, Nice
Electronics store
Oh yeah there's a back alley
Alright , we do... going to the coffee shop
Apparently he owns this building
in the movie
Im not sure if that's correct or not
*Sudden Silent*
but uh..... lets talk to them
We're not getting the cheesecake
Naahhhh
Naht the cheesecake
I kinda want to pick..... okay
Ehhhhrrrhhh
this is too much for me, man
I hope you're still watching , honestly
cause' this, Im loving this so much
Hello! Oh sh!t, it's them then we are talking now
Oohoh , jesus christ, her face
Well, I bet..... Ruuude ~
I'll just talk to you guys later
u , u , u , u feel it in Johnny's perspective
Johnny
because he is so oblivious
he doesnt know the sad truth
of the reality
see, she's so angry now
*felix giving sincere look*
LISA !
OH
The RaGE iS buILdIng UPP
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!
Yas
I luv that line <3
Do YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE? *zooming in*
DOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUU ? (calm dafck down felix)
*and felix opened his eyes*
It's saturday
OMG , ITS THE ALLEY
yas
*Notice felix face NOW*
It's this guy
I'm acting right now
You can see the the expressions on my face
I'm enjoying acting uh huh ;3
Now actually he has been asleep during this scene
he must be crazy zzz (in Tommy voice)
Go on
Im definitely listening *nope*
Uhh go on... Im listening -_-zzz
*Notice felix face*
*face cramp? felix*
Is this how you play football ?
Do you just toss the ball around ?
or.....
Is there anything else involving in a football game?
YAS
OH
YAS
Alright now I get to throw
Fck, Im so bad at throwing
This is beautiful <3
Throw it to me... goddamnit
GO JOHNNEH
YAS
Amazing catch
Lets see if I can get your fcking throw down now
I DONT KNOW why I struggle so much at the goddamn throw
AAGH
Got it
THERE it is
Be careful
UNDERWEAR, MAN *felix raged at Tommy*
UNDERWEAR MANN
COME ON *throws Tommy*
Amazing
Total
K.O.
Im sorry, Im sorry Johnny <3
HHHHU *felix shocks*
he's in the STAIRCASE
NOOOO </3
*covering his mouth*
Dont listen *covers Tommy's ears*
Dont LISTEN </3
NO
Good question *thumb up*
I will show them (Tommy's line in the movie)
RECORD EVERYTHING *sudden excitement*
RECORD EVERYTHANGGGGGGGGG
Nut , is that not ?
Is there not where he's supposed to record?
I guess we gotta go upstairs first
Oh here's the phone
No ? (in puppy voice)
Where is (?) cassette?
Wheres his tape?
Wheres his cassette tape?
What Do I do ? *and felix is lost again*
How do I record?
This should be obvious
Whats happening
How do you record everything
You look to creepy behind there, dude
THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS
RECORD EVERYTHING, HOW DO I RECORD EVERYTHING *felix is panicked*
Doesnt he go upstairs and get like a......
It's in a drawer, isnt it ?
I... I actually dunno what to do
Alright Tommy Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I did nut cheat, I did nahhhhtt
Uh....... But I......... uh
did look up cuz uh
of course
Im stupid (no you arent, felix, tell me you arent)
It's in the.... electronics store
that we have to go now...... obvious
Tape recorder on sale, great
YAS
Johnny is such a great customer
Johnny is sucha great in everything
Alright Time to record Everything >:D
It's not like.... he just heard them anyway
Why would he need to record then
You already proofed
Whatever alright whatever
it doesn't...
lets grab this
and put it down
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PETER
So Peter's supposed to a Psychologist
And then literally a minute later, he's like
Dont be a psychologist (immediate regret , that is)
WHAT ARE YOU, PSYCHOLOGIST?
But you pssssh oh yeah
But you are psychologist
YAS
KNOWLEDGE
Aww , Tommy
or Johnn.....
Noo ho
Urghh </3
You can say that again
*notice felix finger*
It's been one day
I dont like how he's playing psychologist with this here
I dont knoww
I dont like him
as always
WHAT IS HE DOING?
Making some good money ? *clap*
WHAT IS HE DOINNN? *pokes Tommy*
WHAT IS HIS JOB? *pokes Tommy again*
Is the computer business not that competitive?
Is he a drug dealer? (woo might be)
That would actually makes a lot of sense
if he is selling weeds or soemthing (Oh felix knows)
Oh my gahd this fcking part
that doesnt add any value to anything
Ah it's a very interesting story
SO INTERESTINNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Oh my gahd, theres a kit chen
Wot........ Whut ?
owkay
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Why am I....
owkay
Oww owkay
How about a......
Banana?
Is it good banana on a sandwich ?
Alright , one get a banana sandwich
Sorry, I didnt know
Guess , we'll......
Guess we'll put some more things on the sandwich
I dunno what else to put on it
really
maybe this little piece of
What am I doin with my life
Owkay, are we done with this?
Hell yeah, thats a Tommy Wiseau-approved sandwich
Ok I guess we will make
Another one for Peter
for no....... reason
other than
filling the gap
the fact that he never makes any sandwiches
uh so Im really glad finally that
we are making the sandwiches
to............... fulfill this movie
100%
of what happen to the sandwiches
now we know
Lets go to bed
I love this soundtrack so much
It's so beautiful
So the tux shop
oh wait sorry
it's the wrong way
Why didnt you tell me? (we r here to see you being lost)
How could chu do thissss ? (⌒▽⌒)
Tuxedo Rentals and Women Fashion
That makes sense
HEYYA Are we the favourite customer?
Oh we gotta..... Hai doggy
You're my favourite customer
HELL YEAH, you look good
Am I your favourite customer?
Yass I am
Thank kyu
OHHH This is gonna be the meetup
Everyone's gonna come in
the phone upstairs?
OH It's the girl from the shop
cuz she kept wanting them to eat cheesecake
DENNEH~
WHY DID THEY JUST ALL GO IN TOGETHER?!
Denny has got a boner
Urghhh
Why did they go there?
to do it
arent we supposed to be in the same building
doesn't make any sense
Just hit me
No it's not...... It's actually um
You make a mistake here, game
It's supposed to be outside the house
Oh yeah because that is...... (random guy's house)
clearly they went to somewhere else
and there is no other choice
Im sorry
never mind
I'm wrong
Catch Johnny
Oh my gahd, not this fuckin' shit again
Yass
I can... I cannot do this !
it works anyway
He's gonna fall
Throw it to me, motherfckers
It always satisfy me when he falls
I always love how he falls in a different direction
of that what when he is running
like he is running this way but he falls this way.
doesnt matter. thats a minor.... glitch
in the matrix
wait, we gotta take a shower? for fck sake
Fine, I'll take a shower
not a problem
Why did they all have the Tux on ?
I dont....
Alright, cya denny
Oww I cant wait to have that cheesecake
I'm very busy, Im very thirsty
Why do they have the picture of Tommy?
Nice
What did he get? he gets uhh
Large?
Oh yea , he has mint tea
Oww the cheesecake
ANYWAY
HOW'S YOUR s... (sex life?)
I love the part where they run
cuz u can feel the chemistry
the connection between the characters
It's truly there
Now wheres the park, I actually don't know
I don't think we walk further than this
the police, oh we did, police station
Police
here it is, Lisa Park
Special thanks to Johnny
Our favorite donner (donator, you mean?)
THROW THE BALL
YASS, KEEP THROWING THE BALL
How am I this fcking bad at throwing the goddamn ball
Helll yeah
You've got to be kidding me
Oh it's going long
You've gotta be kidding me
are they gonna........ jog now?
What dafk?
URGHH FCK
I gotta catch
I gotta catch him
This is just like the movie, guys
JUST LIKE THE MOVIE
Come on
You technically caught him
NOO
NOOOOO
Arhhh, What dahell
AHHHHHH
SURPRISEE
It''s your birthday !!
and you invited all her friends
There it is! Theres the psychiatrist.
Why
I love how they did derp face as well
CHRIS R , WHAT'RE U DOIN
*Alarm blaring, crashes into Peter*
*Felix claps*
now we know
now we KNOW
What happened
to the psychiatrist
He never showed up at the party
and instead, these other fcking dudes showed up
Hell yeah
Everybody, uhewhuh we have uheah announcement
Yas, everyone compliments Lisa of how hot she is
Steve..
is that the other psychiatrist?
0h yeah , there he is
Why do we have to keep going
BACK
UP AND DOWN *felix getting frustrated*
Fine. Fine. We're going out
Everyone's going out
WHAT
OWW
WHUT
WHY
WHEN
WHUT
WHAT DU YU MEAN
IN...TERES...TINGG
YOU BETCH
We Prob..... YOU LIFE-SUCKING Succubus
Owwh thats what they were saying for
He does because
he's a psychiatrist
It's GOING DOWNNN
*smack*
WOAH
WOAHHH
Why is she..
Why does she need to clean up?
He's going into the kit chen
Cool off
So basically
They show the same scene twice
like for some reasons
He just goes away
the same thing...... I have to cool off
How do I cool off?
Good cool-off good cool-off
and they're just back again like
What are u doing
WHUT, WHAT HAPPENNN
WHILE HE WAS COOLING OFF
Get out
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
YAS
IT'S GOIN DOWNN
HELL YEAH
UHH Throw bottle
YAAAS
TAKE THAT , U PIECE OF SH!T
Oh fck , he does more damage now
Alright, I will taunt to him
Cheeep Cheep Cheep Cheep
FK
I must WIN THis for lisa
FKKK (felix focus failed)
What happen if I run
Run Tommy
Ruun
for fck sake
Well Im clearly gonna die
Whhhhy
It's too hard ;-;
It's a lot harder than it looks, okay
Calm down
There it is
Damn it
GET HEM
IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURIES
I cleaned up..... aww he's crying (in the bathroom)
"In a few minutes, b!tch"
I love that line
So beautiful
But he's recording >: )
Cuz he was recordenggg
YAS
Cuz everyone knows cassette players
they record forever
They got so much storage
YAAAS
PLAY THAT SH!T , JOHNNEH
Mark: "Hello?"
Lisa: "Hi Mark."
Lisa:"I need to talk to you"
Mark:"Whats going on?"
Lisa:" Dont worry about Johnny, He's just being a big baby"
When did she say that?
HOW COULD CHU LUV HEM?! (Deep emotion and rage)
What about Denny?
What about psychiatrist?
What about your emmmployee
YYYEEESS
YAAASS
AAAHH </3
THE RAGE IS BUILDING
AAAHH </3
ARRRGGHHH
uuurrrrr ARGHHHHHHH
He's gonna go Citizen Kane
YAAS
SMASH THE FAKE FRUIT
THE TV'S OUT THE DOOR
BREAK THE GLASSES
SCREW DAA WHUULE WORLD
Not the spoon
SPOOOOOOON
Can we go into the kit chen (u hungry, felix?)
we're stuck
Tommy Wiseau rage
Not the bananas
Nahh What're you doin, lets go upstairs
He doesnt go into the kitchen
Thats right, lamp
Thats right, uhh
uhh thing
Stupid
Everythang
I love how he randomly has a rock as well
Who has a fcking rock in their house
and he just throws it at the windows
Awww shame that they didnt do that
(Isnt this a mirror??)
Uhh alright we have the gun
Nuhh
Nuuh
It;s too sad, It's too sad
(felix sucking his fingers, wadafaq)
(oh they are referring the gun lmao)
They also used Kool-Aid to do the blood
which I really appreciate them
Oh no
DENNY NOOOO
who's gonna pay (?)
YASSS
He;s goin
He's in higher entity
his soul will go to heaven
Is that spoon?
It's da spoon xD
Wat is happening right now
wadafaq
I always have my suspision that you were an alien
Do you understand life? :D
Wait, you can collect the spoons?
Aw come on
I missed that
Eyyy
Ohhh hoho
THE ROOM ~
Go ahead and buy. I will leave a link to you
in the description
Thats awesome
What dahell
I know who these people are
Thats amazing
What an amazing game, honestly
That was so well-made
It was such a bless
I really hope it was fun
maybe even if......
Oh okay thats cool
Maybe if you haven't even seen the movie
I hope that was entertaining
regardless
it's such a fun game
Oh my gahd, the pug
Oh that was beautiful. It did change my life forever
That was amazing
Im speechless. That was amazing
Thank you for watching so much.
leave a like if you enjoyed it
I really appreciate it
Uh check out the game. Play it.
See if you can find... all the spoons.
I'll leave a link to the movie and the game
and uh
Have a great one. This is, this is so fun. *kiss his fist*
Stay awesome, bros *Brofist*