*laughing*
How is it going bros?
And welcome to pool.
All right.
Let's get into this pool business!
Oh wow!
Ouch...!
All right, what can you do in this game?
Oh wait!
What the fuck...?
What is this?
You fucking dick!
That is disgusting!
Holy shit, it's like I'm at the club!
What happened over there?
There's bitches at the club!
What up, fools?
All right, don't try anything
Oh okay, so you can move...
Oh my god!
Hey guys!
Hey..! How's it going guys?
Oh man...
...My instinct just went straight for her cleavage.
This if fucking weird!
Oh hell, yeah!
Welcome to the future!
All right, we gotta work together as a team... all right?
Okay! Here we go!
You gotta put your arm around me like they do-...
All right. -Yeah baby
Okay, line that shit up for me! Line that shit up!
Make sure I don't punch you.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Fuck it!
Uh!
Fuck! What the fuck are you-...
Hell yeah!
You see that ladies?
You see that?!
You like this girls? You like this shit?
GO!
HUH!
YEEEEAH!
WOOOHOOO!
This beer!
Here! Drink baby!
Oh, yeah!
You like that shit?!
Ken: Pour it in my hole...
Table..! Woah!
What the fuck just happened?
These fucking chairs!
You don't want this? You don't want this?!
Oh, what the fuck!
Ken: Ah! Lock me in..
No, Ken... -Oh shit!
*screaming*
Oh, oh damn!
Marzia, that was a mis-click...
Ken: Oh my god, there's dominoes!
Well done! Nailed it! Good job! Nailed it!
Camera guy: All right, Ken, just imagine you're a big famous Youtuber who does gaming for a living.
All right?
Ken: Hi everybody!! I'm Pewdiepie!
Huh, huh, huh!
You don't even see me, fuck you!
Ken: All right, so what would Felix do in this situation. Okay, a ball and a tennis racket...
Felix: Don't parody me...!
Ken: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Felix: Oh my God, Ken... (inaudible)
Ken: The fuck is that?
That's your selfie stick dude, you just threw it away.
Ken: Well, go get it.
Felix: Give me the other remote, give me your hand.
You fucking piece of shit, I'm going to fucking..!
Ken: Oh no, my selfie stick!
All right, let's play tennis together.
Ken: Okay, I'll throw that for you, ready?
Ken: All right, here we go.
Ehe!
Ken: You did it!
Ken: Hit!
Hit!
Yeah!
All right, give me a good one, I'm gonna smash it.
Did I get it?
Ken: Oh yeah, take my balls, here, you like that?
Yeah, I like it...
Ken: My balls on your face?
Ken: That good?
Hit the ball, man. Fucking..- Hit the ball, man!
Ken: I can't hit it!
Ken: I knew it!
All right, Ken...
This bullshit has been going on for too long...
Been leaching subs off from me, left and right.
I think it's time that you and I....
...have a fight to the death.
Here, you can draw dicks, as a Jedi!
Ken: This is the dark side!
Hey! They touched.
Ken: Oh yeah, so hot...
Oh, that's some good shit, man.
Oh shit, it's General Stegh - or whatever the fuck...
What are you even doing?
Ken: I was just...
All right, let me look at ya.
That's a great flashlight.
Whoaha!!
Ah! Fuck!!
Ken: You like that?
Ah, why did no one tell me, there was a fucking chair?!
Oh, you're right, you like that?
Hell yeah! - Use the force!
I sense where they're coming from.
I feel like a fucking bad ass right now, guys.
There's no point in fighting...
....I got the high ground!
Nah, that's too dangerous.
You were supposed to bring balance to the force!
You were my brother, Ken!
Ken: Epic Jedi flip!
Dude, that was awesome, that looked so cool.
Unlimited... power!!
Ken: Oh no, my leg and my arm! I'm melting!
Drawing dick on you, ya bitch!
This has been Steam VR Vive, with CinnamontoastKen.
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Thank you so much for joining us today, and as always...
Did I tell you to get up, Ken?!
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