WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.240 --> 00:00:04.060 Alright.. 00:00:05.840 --> 00:00:06.580 Slippy: *sniff* 00:00:07.460 --> 00:00:09.000 Hey don't *sniff* me.. 00:00:10.600 --> 00:00:11.400 *pees* 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.320 OOHHHH!!! That fucker PEED on me! 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:17.560 jESUS! (Hallelujah!) 00:00:19.420 --> 00:00:20.960 He peed on me...! 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:23.160 He shit... 00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:24.860 ..He shit all over me! 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.260 Ohh.. That's where his butthole is XD 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:31.000 You fucking asshole Slippy. 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:33.400 Hey how's it goin' bros! My name is PEWDIEPIE! 00:00:33.860 --> 00:00:37.700 So today I wanted to make a video about TUBER-SIMULATOR! 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:38.760 With Slippy... 00:00:39.980 --> 00:00:41.760 Great fucking idea... 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:42.660 Slippy: *pees again* 00:00:42.660 --> 00:00:44.220 OH JESUS CHRIST! 00:00:44.220 --> 00:00:45.220 00:00:45.220 --> 00:00:45.760 Dude! 00:00:46.080 --> 00:00:46.580 not... 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:48.420 bad. 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:51.900 You fucking... toad. 00:00:52.300 --> 00:00:53.580 You fucking toad.. 00:00:54.480 --> 00:00:55.640 My key.. my.. 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:55.820 My key 00:00:55.820 --> 00:00:57.820 My chairsly 00:00:55.940 --> 00:00:57.060 Cheers Slippy.. 00:00:57.060 --> 00:00:58.640 ..You fucking asshole. 00:00:59.020 --> 00:00:59.740 Literally 00:00:59.740 --> 00:01:01.900 I wanna talk about TUBER-SIMULATOR. 00:01:01.900 --> 00:01:04.180 The game has been downloaded... (drum rolls please!) 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:05.200 ...More.. 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:06.300 (Shut up Slippy!) 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:07.480 I hear you back there! 00:01:07.580 --> 00:01:08.220 You cunt. 00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:10.040 Okay. Here's a little protip to you. 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:13.320 Protip: If your toad starts making fart noises.. 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:14.680 Abort mission. 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:15.260 Anyway.. 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:17.440 You bros.. have been.. 00:01:18.060 --> 00:01:19.620 Fucking incredible! 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:23.580 Beyond.. my wildest imaginations.. 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:27.040 The game has been downloaded more than 5 MILLION TIMES! 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:30.280 I haven't gotten an updated number and that's just from a couple days ago. 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:31.320 I got some stats! 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:32.500 In the first day.. 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:34.980 It was downloaded more than a million times! 00:01:35.260 --> 00:01:37.020 Within less than 24 hours. 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.640 That's FUCKING INSANE! 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:40.720 It beat Kim K's shitty app! (She just got roasted!) 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:42.940 It beat the shit out of Pokémon Go. (But how about candy crush?) 00:01:43.140 --> 00:01:44.740 I am so proud of you bros! 00:01:44.740 --> 00:01:46.640 Couldn't have done it better myself! 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:47.820 And the app is still growing! 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:50.740 And we just feel... incredibly... 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:53.780 Humbled.. by.. you bros support.. 00:01:53.780 --> 00:01:55.020 and everyone playing the game. 00:01:55.060 --> 00:01:56.740 We never expected this.. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:58.880 ..and we just wanted to say thank you! 00:01:58.880 --> 00:02:01.660 And by we, I mean Outerminds who worked on the game. 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:03.920 ahh.. they made a little video. 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:04.980 Let's check it out! 00:02:05.800 --> 00:02:08.080 Alexandre Caron. CO-FOUNDER, PROGRAMMER: Hey guys! Millions of people are now playing the game and.. 00:02:08.100 --> 00:02:09.880 ..it's ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:13.320 Guiz de Pessemier. COMMUNITY MANAGER: It's incredible how creative you are with your rooms and we love watching them! 00:02:13.320 --> 00:02:15.800 So.. Here's the whole Outerminds team! 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:18.020 With just eleven.. so big thanks! 00:02:19.160 --> 00:02:22.480 We've been working on this game for.. a little less than a year.. 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:25.440 ..And.. uhh... the original idea came out.. 00:02:25.440 --> 00:02:28.080 ..to do a pewdiepie sim.. ahh.. a youtuber simulator.. 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:28.900 because.. ahh.. 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:30.620 There weren't any at the time! 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:31.300 OKAY!? 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:34.040 And then these other ones came out and stole my likeness.. 00:02:34.040 --> 00:02:36.540 But now we have an actual one and it's actually good! 00:02:36.540 --> 00:02:37.340 It's obvi... 00:02:37.340 --> 00:02:39.060 I feel like an asshole saying it but.. 00:02:39.180 --> 00:02:42.320 uhh.. it is alot of work to get something like this out there.. 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:44.140 It is a very.. very... long process 00:02:44.260 --> 00:02:46.500 and alot of time and alot of work.. 00:02:46.620 --> 00:02:47.900 gone.. went into it 00:02:47.900 --> 00:02:48.960 especially from Outerminds 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:49.460 obviously. 00:02:49.460 --> 00:02:52.120 uhh.. I'm so thankful for all the hard work they put into it 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.860 The fact that you bros are enjoying it.. 00:02:53.880 --> 00:02:55.760 means more than anything. 00:02:55.760 --> 00:02:57.120 at this point.. the fact 00:02:57.260 --> 00:02:58.640 seeing so many of you bros.. 00:02:58.640 --> 00:02:59.580 ..playing the game.. 00:02:59.580 --> 00:03:00.760 ..having fun with it.. 00:03:00.760 --> 00:03:02.520 I think that's incredible.. 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:04.900 and it feels so fantastic to have a.. 00:03:04.900 --> 00:03:08.100 ..product out that you bros really.. really.. really enjoy. 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:11.060 I'm really.. really proud of that, and I'm really, really proud of Outerminds 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:12.980 That being said, we are gonna update the game.. 00:03:12.980 --> 00:03:14.860 We are gonna keep adding features to it.. 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:16.980 ..and we're gonna keep you guys entertained 00:03:16.980 --> 00:03:18.540 If you haven't checked out the game already.. 00:03:18.540 --> 00:03:20.500 ..I recomend you do so right now! (#shamelesspromotion) 00:03:20.500 --> 00:03:21.760 We have alot of plans for the game. 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:25.400 The online features are gonna be... added soon.. 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:27.440 When the game launched... uhh.. 00:03:27.440 --> 00:03:30.480 There we're over... almost half a million people playing it.. 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:31.680 at the same time.. 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:33.420 and our poor servers.. (Here it comes!) 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:35.820 or basically fried potatoes at this point.. (come on..) 00:03:35.820 --> 00:03:36.980 They we're just fucked! (There it is!) 00:03:36.980 --> 00:03:38.760 They were just completely FUCKED! 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:41.140 So we're still working on getting the online features back.. 00:03:41.140 --> 00:03:43.240 Outerminds literally slept at their studio.. 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:45.100 ..just to kinda get things back working.. 00:03:45.100 --> 00:03:46.820 ..it is still just a small studio. 00:03:46.820 --> 00:03:48.580 It's not like a fucking.. Triple A thing.. 00:03:48.580 --> 00:03:51.040 ..and we're still out performing these big companies. 00:03:51.040 --> 00:03:52.500 which is really cool! I'm really... 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:53.420 ..really proud of that. 00:03:53.420 --> 00:03:54.260 *stutering* 00:03:54.260 --> 00:03:54.800 ..I'm still.. 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:55.460 fina.. 00:03:55.460 --> 00:03:55.960 ..kinda.. 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:58.440 ..can't get over the fact that Slippy took a shit.. twice. 00:03:58.440 --> 00:03:58.940 *stutering again* 00:03:58.940 --> 00:04:00.920 you kinda have that.. quelching 00:04:00.920 --> 00:04:01.940 ..that feeling here.. 00:04:01.940 --> 00:04:02.800 that you wanna throw up.. 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.300 but your kinda keeping it in.. trying to keep composed.. 00:04:05.300 --> 00:04:05.800 ..you know.. 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:06.340 *almost throwing up* 00:04:06.340 --> 00:04:08.100 ah.. it came all over my keyboard 00:04:08.100 --> 00:04:10.420 So while the servers are being fixed.. 00:04:10.420 --> 00:04:12.500 ..I'm announcing a competition! 00:04:12.500 --> 00:04:14.500 ..for you bros for the next week! 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:15.840 If you have the game.. 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:17.840 ..I want you to post a screenshot.. 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:19.800 ..of you.. of your setup.. 00:04:19.820 --> 00:04:21.260 ..and make it funny.. 00:04:21.260 --> 00:04:23.500 ..make it something that would make me laugh! 00:04:23.500 --> 00:04:24.460 That's all I want. 00:04:24.460 --> 00:04:27.120 so post it in the link in the description.. 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.020 Take a screenshot and post it there.. 00:04:29.200 --> 00:04:32.320 And.. uh.. I will review them for another time! 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:33.480 And the winners.. 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:34.480 ..Will get! 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:35.560 Get this guys.. 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:37.240 VERIFIED! 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:38.360 was that..? 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:40.260 The winners will get verified! 00:04:40.260 --> 00:04:41.660 Just don't spam the forums.. (RULE #1) 00:04:41.700 --> 00:04:42.460 JESUS 00:04:42.460 --> 00:04:43.020 FUCKING 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:43.840 CHRIST 00:04:43.840 --> 00:04:45.360 Are you spaming the forums? 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:47.020 Yes you are spaming the forums. 00:04:47.020 --> 00:04:48.460 Stop spaming the forums 00:04:48.540 --> 00:04:50.140 I just got the image of.. 00:04:50.140 --> 00:04:52.080 ..The liquid coming out of.. (my ass?) 00:04:52.200 --> 00:04:54.680 Slippy's asshole and it won't go away. 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:56.820 If you wanna add each other in the game.. 00:04:56.980 --> 00:04:59.060 I recommend you say the hashtag™ 00:04:59.260 --> 00:05:01.140 #TuberSimulator 00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:02.480 And I recommend checking out the forum.. 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:03.500 ..talk to other people 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:05.800 DO NOT CREATE A SEPERATE FUCKING THREAD! (RULE #2) 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:06.880 JESUS CHRIST! 00:05:06.880 --> 00:05:07.960 STOP DOING THAT. 00:05:08.020 --> 00:05:10.660 And yeah.. that's.. that's what I want you to do. 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:13.800 That being said, you bros fucking kick ass 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:15.920 JESUS (Haleluja!). I'm so impressed! 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:17.860 I have a million followers in the game 00:05:17.860 --> 00:05:19.120 it's fucking retarded 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:21.800 I can't believe that this is happening... 00:05:21.940 --> 00:05:23.200 I'm so happy 00:05:23.460 --> 00:05:24.560 I feel so lucky 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:26.260 You bros are fucking awesome 00:05:26.260 --> 00:05:28.140 Thank you for playing the game! 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:29.480 Now keep playing it! 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:30.400 Cause we are gonna be fucking ri.. 00:05:30.400 --> 00:05:31.240 I'm kidding! 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:32.700 Not even making that much money of the game (o rly?) 00:05:32.840 --> 00:05:33.960 *fake laughing* 00:05:33.960 --> 00:05:34.880 But yeah that's it for me for now 00:05:34.880 --> 00:05:37.100 check out.. check out TUBER-SIMULATOR 00:05:37.100 --> 00:05:38.160 It's in the description 00:05:38.460 --> 00:05:39.860 and I would kiss my.. 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:41.120 ..hands but I can't 00:05:41.300 --> 00:05:42.500 You know.. Slippy 00:05:42.500 --> 00:05:43.760 Are you gonna be ok? 00:05:43.760 --> 00:05:45.400 Are you gonna be ok for the outro? 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:48.120 I think maybe I.. 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:49.940 I squeezed his belly a bit too hard 00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:50.940 you know? 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:52.680 Don't.. shit 00:05:54.500 --> 00:05:55.460 Oh, he's doing that thing again 00:05:55.460 --> 00:05:57.140 I'm holding him like this now 00:05:57.140 --> 00:05:58.180 Alright Slippy! 00:05:58.260 --> 00:05:59.540 You take the outro! 00:06:01.460 --> 00:06:02.620 Please don't shit.. 00:06:03.760 --> 00:06:04.720 Please don't shit..... 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:07.440 I'm looking at.. straight at his asshole 00:06:14.460 --> 00:06:14.960 oh! 00:06:15.320 --> 00:06:16.260 Alright.. 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:18.040 He's gonna shit. 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:18.900 he's gonna shit! 00:06:19.760 --> 00:06:20.880 he's gonna shit. 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:35.700 Yeah take a fucking bath, you fucking bitch. 00:06:41.280 --> 00:06:43.240 They don't tell you this in toad school...