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飛行真係好爽

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正係好鬼正

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邊個會諗到人真係會識飛

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D咁正嘅野，有乜可能會出事？

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呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀

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噢

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百事嗰場...

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關公災難啱啱先完咗

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如果你地唔知我講緊乜，我肯定你地好多人都已經知道

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依家有條片影住個男人

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俾人拖咗落機

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我地一齊睇下條片

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費事你未睇過唔知我講緊乜

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我好中意呢條友﹐睇下佢幾撚開心

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佢唔洗俾人拖落機
「哈哈我唔洗俾人趕落機呀撚樣」

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「食蕉啦你！」

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睇下！睇佢幾撚開心！磁能線！

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*男乘客俾人拖走時不斷慘叫*

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唔係講笑，佢真係攤喺到俾人拖走咗

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我知你諗緊乜

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佢做咗D乜？佢搞事？影響到D工作人員同其他乘客？

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定係佢鬧人？
呢單野真係好Q錯

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真係好難以置信，單野怪到一個點

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話說好多航空公司--尤其係美國嗰D--以我理解

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佢地買嘅機票數量會多過佢實際有嘅機位(簡稱超賣)，因為有好多人買咗飛但係唔出現

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咁D航空公司為咗賺到盡

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就會超賣機位

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如果冇人缺席嘅話--真係有可能發生咖！

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好明顯佢地唔可以起飛，唔通叫D人坐地下咩！

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咁佢地就要「重新安排」D機位俾乘客 *笑喊*

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「拖佢出去閹多鑊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」

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我唔係笑緊乘客

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我係笑緊呢單野

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唔好誤會，我真心覺得呢單野真係磁能線

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不過佢地根本冇超賣。
佢地之所以會拖佢出去係因為...

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聯航想安排幾個員工搭嗰班機去另一個城市

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佢地冇超賣，佢地淨係想D員工打尖搭飛機

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*笑喊*

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「嗰D真金白銀買飛嘅！你冇得搭呢班機嗱！」

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「你死開啦！」

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佢地開頭想俾US$400去吸引D乘客自願落機

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然後安排佢地第二日2PM再飛

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最終緊係冇人肯落機啦！邊撚個會自願滯留一晚？

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留到第二日兩點

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咁佢地就決定隨機抽人

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話說佢地冇「隨機」抽嗰D坐頭等嘅人，
佢地淨係抽經濟艙嘅

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4個人俾人抽中咗，
然後呢個男乘客拒絕讓個位出嚟俾聯航嘅職員

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之後就演變成咁嗱

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*男乘客俾人拖走時不斷慘叫*

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我開頭都唔知發生乜事

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我心諗：點解你可以趕走嗰D已經上咗機嘅乘客？

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點解佢唔可以上機但係又上咗機？

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我唔明

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而且佢地之後又俾佢入返嚟喎！
拖走咗佢...佢又走返轉頭！

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點解佢成面血咖？

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頭先都冇咖？

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首先，程機由芝加哥飛去路易斯維爾

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我google過

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短途機，一個鐘左右

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收費係174英鎊

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但係佢地俾400英鎊叫人走？
(應該係400美金，對返大概係320英鎊)

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既然佢地趕成咁，點解佢地唔叫d職員搭另一班機？

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仲平D添！

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成件事根本唔會發生！

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不過即使呢單野咁得人驚...

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D抽水post都係一如以往咁冇得彈

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*笑喊*

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百事個廣告已經夠正咖嗱

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但係聯航...

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多謝晒！

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...我地講乜你就做乜，明唔明？

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真係好正

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買張貴一貴嘅機票然後仲要俾人屌打嗰種感覺真係好爽

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我估佢地D訓練嘅時候有睇夜神起義

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成件事最令我糾結嘅係...

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如果，我成日都諗，如果...

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嗰個乘客...有罐百事就好嗱！

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成件事可以即時解決

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如果佢當時話---

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「先生我唔想落機呀」
「唔得喎！」

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「我俾罐百事你呀！」

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天呀

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Twitter上面D抽水po到真好鬼正

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呢到我地見到Kylie Jenner送罐百事俾個警察

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正！

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聯航：
如果我地打擊唔到對手，我地就會打鳩我地嘅乘客

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打直入，打撗出

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我地俾位你，然後打鳩你

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關公顯靈呀！

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我覺感聯航唔會再遇到同一個問題

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我覺得佢地唔會敢再超賣

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你話係唔係？

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呢個又係好正

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價格上我地無可匹敵，不過D乘客就...

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聯航嘅CEO出咗個聲明

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內容如下

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「我啱啱睇嗰嗰條片。我同大家一樣，對此感到震驚...」
(官僚說話，唔嘥時間譯)

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咪住！

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Sor，唔係呢份

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佢出過另一段聲明，內容基本上同D網紅嘅道歉聲明冇分別

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信我，我知自己講緊乜

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大致係講：
其實就唔關我事嘅，不過sor囉！

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聯航CEO，希望關公會保佑你

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正！

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我直接引述佢嘅講法：
「我對公司需要『重新安排』乘搭嘅座位致歉。」

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唔只咁，有聯航員工洩漏咗封內部電郵俾傳媒

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基本上就係，UM，佢覺得喺呢件事上...

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佢地冇做錯任何野

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「我地嘅職員按照程序辦事」

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都話佢地係睇夜神起義嚟做訓練咖啦！

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蝙蝠俠：夜神起義

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聯航CEO職業生涯嘅起步點係百事

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佢做過百事！

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我地嘅真神救世主！

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不如你問下呢個人點睇

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所有航空公司都係賤格咖嗱

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OK?

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只係有D賤得特別出眾啫

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好明顯聯航係屬於出嗰批

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如果你久唔久都要搭飛機嘅話，你肯定都會有過不愉快嘅經歷

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我之前都試過係咁---我唔係話我俾人打

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OK?

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我試過要轉機

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之前嗰班機延遲咗，但係我最終可以準時到埗

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當時第二班機都未開始登機

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但係佢地唔俾我上機，因為佢地以為我班機延遲咗

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我一定冇可能趕得切

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佢地喺冇通知我嘅情況下私自推咗我落下班機

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我當時睇住其他人上機

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我心諗：點解你唔俾我上機？

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嗰次係我經歷過最難頂嘅事之一

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嗰次係我第一次都見Marzia

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係我地第一次約會

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咁都遲到真係好討厭

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我明白點解嗰個人唔肯走

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佢真金白銀買張飛返嚟

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你唔可以買一樣你冇嘅野俾人咖

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嗰D叫詐騙

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如果你問我聯航做咗D乜，我會答話：佢呃9人地

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我希望呢個人得到佢應得嘅補償

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我唔係講嗰$400

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而且應D應該只係機場現金劵

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或者只係可以攞嚟買機票

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我差唔多講完嗱

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中意嘅話就留個言俾個like啦！

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我地聽日見

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