WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.620 I'm a mastermind in military strachievement 00:00:02.620 --> 00:00:04.620 -insert epic music- 00:00:04.620 --> 00:00:07.780 -soft warcrys and noises- 00:00:07.780 --> 00:00:10.060 -continues epic song- 00:00:10.060 --> 00:00:12.500 -more cringy cries and noises- 00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:14.900 -resumes awesome music- 00:00:14.900 --> 00:00:16.180 -cries in agony- 00:00:16.180 --> 00:00:18.180 -defeat- 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:20.820 Filthy Nazi ner- 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:22.240 Ge- ge- Norwegians 00:00:22.240 --> 00:00:23.200 Rag doll games. 00:00:24.200 --> 00:00:24.920 Hilarious. 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:27.520 It doesn't get funnier than this. 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.400 More rag doll games. Please. 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:32.780 Rag doll games is like, a gift from god. 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:34.200 Here you go, Pewds 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:35.220 More views! 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:36.900 Another rag doll game. 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:38.400 It's made by Land full games, 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:39.580 which is a Swedish developer. 00:00:39.580 --> 00:00:41.880 So you know it's gonna be a bomb ass game 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.120 It's called TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIM- 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:45.440 That looks amazing. (Simply beautiful) 00:00:45.440 --> 00:00:45.940 This is... 00:00:45.940 --> 00:00:47.620 See, this is the kind of game where... * Pewdz processing* 00:00:48.360 --> 00:00:49.380 anyone can play. 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:51.220 You could literally put a rag doll 00:00:51.220 --> 00:00:52.580 in front of this game 00:00:52.580 --> 00:00:53.700 and it's still funny. 00:00:54.160 --> 00:00:54.660 OH Okay. 00:00:55.800 --> 00:00:56.640 I summoned- 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:58.060 Which one did I summon? (lmao) 00:00:59.440 --> 00:01:01.340 I'm gonna guess these are my guys. 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:02.640 GO BOIS 00:01:02.900 --> 00:01:03.400 GET EM 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:06.320 Aw shit, they got fucked. 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:07.600 They're useless piece of shit. 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:08.400 I bet they're Irish 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:10.380 FINE, we're doin the cannon crew 00:01:11.160 --> 00:01:12.680 [Hitler Pewdz] SEND IN THE CANNON CREW 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:14.220 [Hitler Pewdz] FOUR SPEARMEN 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:17.020 [Hitler Pewdz] SIX SPEARMEN 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:20.400 [Hitler Pewdz] What the fuck is the cannon crew doing!?!?!? 00:01:21.020 --> 00:01:21.600 [Hitler Pewdz] FIRE 00:01:21.600 --> 00:01:23.520 -amazing battle began- 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:31.820 IMITATING WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE GAME 00:01:32.220 --> 00:01:33.340 [Hitler Pewdz] FIRE DAS CANNON 00:01:34.540 --> 00:01:35.040 [Hitler Pewdz] SHOOT 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:35.540 JYESS 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:38.420 Cannon... 00:01:40.160 --> 00:01:40.660 Ass... 00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:58.360 NEON GENESIS EVANGELION OPENING SONG - A CRUEL ANGEL'S THESIS 00:01:58.480 --> 00:01:59.520 I love this game!!! 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:01.480 Ballista. 00:02:02.540 --> 00:02:03.040 [Soldier Pewdz] But sir??? 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:03.980 -unable to resist- 00:02:03.980 --> 00:02:06.100 [Soldier Pewdz] You can't afford another ballista. 00:02:06.100 --> 00:02:08.060 [Soldier Pewdz] We can't afford to lose another ballist- 00:02:08.060 --> 00:02:09.100 [Hitler Pewdz] SHUT THE FUCK UP 00:02:09.200 --> 00:02:10.640 [Hitler Pewdz] WE'RE DOING THE BALLISTA 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:12.180 [Hitler Pewdz] Oh wait we don't, we can't afford it. 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.220 [Solider Pewdz] Thats what I was trying to say you 00:02:14.220 --> 00:02:14.860 [Hitler Pewdz] Shuddap 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:15.820 Ok. alright. 00:02:16.460 --> 00:02:17.340 No, no, no, no, no 00:02:17.340 --> 00:02:17.980 Go to them. 00:02:19.260 --> 00:02:19.760 DAMNIT 00:02:19.760 --> 00:02:21.840 -cries of agony in process- 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:23.560 *loud version of cries* 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:32.320 -Metal Gear Solid 4 - War has Changed- 00:02:32.740 --> 00:02:33.240 *Twang* 00:02:33.240 --> 00:02:34.800 That guy got shot in the fucking head. 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:36.120 For Sweden 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:38.280 This game is driving me insane. I love it. 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:39.200 Ooh 00:02:40.020 --> 00:02:41.220 Ze catapult. 00:02:41.220 --> 00:02:42.700 [Hitler Pewdz] Two catapults 00:02:44.020 --> 00:02:45.660 [Hitler Pewdz] And the peasants... 00:02:46.500 --> 00:02:47.780 [Hitler Pewdz] CHARGE THE CATAPULT. 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:48.780 [Hitler Pewdz] FIRE 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:53.080 *NOISE* 00:02:53.700 --> 00:02:54.400 *WHAT ARE THOSEEEE* 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:55.920 What the hell are those?!?! 00:02:56.780 --> 00:02:58.580 Jesus christ man. 00:02:58.580 --> 00:02:59.840 *WHAT ARE THOSEEEE* 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:01.280 Oh my god he comes back. (laughs) 00:03:02.320 --> 00:03:02.900 *WHAT ARE THOSEEEE* 00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:04.100 This guy's amazing! 00:03:04.520 --> 00:03:08.000 I'm like the best goddamn war general Sweden has ever known. 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.100 I'm like Gustav the second fucking Adolf 00:03:10.320 --> 00:03:10.820 I wreck shit 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:12.500 I know how to fucking-- 00:03:12.940 --> 00:03:14.540 I know how to kill people. 00:03:14.540 --> 00:03:17.000 You think we just let Norway be it's own country? 00:03:17.220 --> 00:03:17.860 Fuck that 00:03:18.300 --> 00:03:20.240 It's time to pay back. 00:03:20.500 --> 00:03:22.660 It's time to get us that oil money. 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:24.200 It's a fierce battle. 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:26.300 You outbidded me on ebay 00:03:26.780 --> 00:03:28.080 I'll get you for this. 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:29.600 Come back here ya bitch. 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:31.080 That's right. 00:03:31.640 --> 00:03:44.600 -The chasing game begins- 00:03:44.700 --> 00:03:46.300 Görgen is going to get em 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:48.280 Görgen pierces his nipple. 00:03:48.620 --> 00:03:49.340 For sweden. 00:03:50.420 --> 00:03:52.420 For Gustav den andra Adolf 00:03:53.160 --> 00:03:54.840 you'll never stop Görgen 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:55.800 on the ballista. 00:03:56.340 --> 00:03:58.860 Unless you fuck the ballista that is, goddammit. 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:02.960 Does that guy has the fucking sword up his ass? 00:04:03.500 --> 00:04:06.560 Goddamn Norwegians and their fetishes man. 00:04:07.140 --> 00:04:08.920 The battle of Helsingborg. 00:04:08.920 --> 00:04:11.060 Don't make me laugh you Finnish scum. 00:04:11.220 --> 00:04:12.340 Finnish scum. 00:04:12.540 --> 00:04:13.580 I'll finish you. 00:04:14.380 --> 00:04:16.920 Am i Finnish? No, i'm Swedish! 00:04:17.420 --> 00:04:19.180 What the hell man? 00:04:19.180 --> 00:04:20.420 What are you doing? 00:04:21.340 --> 00:04:23.740 Fucking cowardly assed Finland 00:04:23.880 --> 00:04:25.400 He's trying to be a tree 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:27.400 thinking no one will kill him. 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:28.200 Get 'em boy! 00:04:28.400 --> 00:04:31.680 WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG, WHERE ARE YOU GOINGGGG? 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.260 oh shit he's in bi... deep tr 00:04:34.260 --> 00:04:36.400 OOHHH go right at them, go, go right at em. 00:04:36.760 --> 00:04:37.260 Don't, 00:04:37.260 --> 00:04:39.180 oh my god that worked. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:54.340 Oh shit 00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:54.980 headshot. 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:57.440 Ooh theres a chance. 00:04:59.080 --> 00:04:59.880 Come on boys: 00:05:01.880 --> 00:05:03.600 Tonight we dine in hell. 00:05:40.940 --> 00:05:41.440 NOOO 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:43.260 NOO 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:47.000 I've... 00:05:48.840 --> 00:05:50.200 I've let them down... 00:05:50.200 --> 00:05:51.460 My whole country... 00:05:53.640 --> 00:05:56.200 I'm not a Swedish general. 00:05:56.200 --> 00:05:57.980 I'm just a piece of shit youtuber, 00:05:59.740 --> 00:06:01.740 that yells in the microphone too much. ( Isn't that Jack?) 00:06:01.740 --> 00:06:02.460 00:06:02.460 --> 00:06:03.500 But i'll be back! 00:06:03.660 --> 00:06:04.980 Aaand yeah 00:06:04.980 --> 00:06:07.380 I really enjoyed this game, I think it's really cool 00:06:07.380 --> 00:06:08.880 check out the link in the description. 00:06:08.880 --> 00:06:11.820 Landfill games, you are making really cool stuff lately 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:13.240 I appreciate ya. 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:14.440 And as always... 00:06:14.440 --> 00:06:15.520 Stay awesome bros