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Master ako ng military strategement

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-epic music para sa reenactment ng game-

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-tuhugan na 'to -

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-more epic music-

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-unti-unting pag bagsak ng mga tropa ni pewds-

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-ang akala mong feeling na nangyayari-

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-kung ano talaga ang nangyayari-

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-get rekt-

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Mga kadiring Nazi-ner

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ger-Norwegians

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Rag doll games -

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nakakatawa

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wala nang mas nakakatawa pa dito

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Mas marami pang rag doll games, please

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Ang mga rag doll games ay parang isang regalo mula kay god

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god: heto Pewds

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mas marami pang views

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Isa na namang rag doll game.

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Ito'y ginawa ng Land Full games,

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na isang Swedish developer.

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Kaya alam mong magiging maganda laro 'to

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Ang tawag dito ay TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIM-

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Ang astig naman 'nun

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Ito'y -

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Kitam, eto yung tipo ng laro kung saan . . .

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kahit sino ay pwedeng maglaro

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Literal na pwede kang mag-lagay ng rag doll

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sa larong 'to

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at nakakatawa pa rin 'to

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OH Okay

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Ang ipapadala 'ko-

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Alin ba ang pwede kong ipadala dito? (Bahala ka)

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Sa tingin ko ito ang mga tropa ko

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GO BOYS

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Kaya nyo yan

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Aw shit, na tuhog sila

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Mga walang kwenta sila

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Pupusta ako Irish sila

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SIGE, ipapadala natin ang cannon crew

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[Hitler Pewds] IPADALA ANG CANNON CREW!!!

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[Hitler Pewds] APAT NA MANUNUHOG (xD)

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[Hitler Pewds] ANIM NA MANUNUHOG

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[Hitler Pewds]Anak ng p*ta, Anong ginagawa ng mga cannon crew?!?!?!

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[Hitler Pewds] FIRE

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- Umpisa na nang digmaan -

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- Akala mong nangyayari -

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[Hitler Pewds] IPUTOK ANG KANYON NA 'YAN!!!

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[Hitler Pewds] PUTOK

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ShAAyyys

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Cannon...

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Ass...

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NEON GENESIS EVANGELION OPENING SONG - A CRUEL ANGEL'S THESIS

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I love this game!!!

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Ballista....

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[Sundalong Pewds] Pero sir???

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-natawa na lang-

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[Sundalong Pewds] Hindi nyo po afford ang mag padala ng mga ballista

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[Sundalong Pewds] Hindi natin kaya pang mawalan pa ng isang ballist-

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[Hitler Pewds] TANG INA MANAHIMIK KA!

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[Hitler Pewds] GAGAWIN NATIN ANG BALLISTA

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[Hitler Pewds] Oh wait, hindi pala natin afford 'to

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[Sundalong Pewds] Yun na nga po gusto kong sabihin sa inyo.

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[Hitler Pewds] Shuddap

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Ok alright

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Hindi,Hindi,Hindi,Hindi,Hindi

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Punta kayo sa kanila

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BWISET

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-umiiyak sa kaloob-looban-

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*MAS MAINGAY PARA
MAS RAMDAM ANG PAGKATALO*

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-Metal Gear Solid 4 - War has Changed-

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*Twang*

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Natira yung putang inang 'yon sa ulo

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Para sa Sweden

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Nababaliw ako sa larong ito. I love it.

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Ooh

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Merong catapult.

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[Hitler Pewdz] Dalawang catapults

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[Hitler Pewdz] At ang mga hampaslupa...

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[Hitler Pewdz] ITIRA ANG CATAPULT!

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[Hitler Pewdz] NGAYON NA!!!

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*INTENSE GAMEPLAY*

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*UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH*

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Ano yang mga 'yan?!?!?!

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Jesus christ tsong-

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*ANONG MGA 'YAN?!*

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Oh dyus 'ko bumbabalik pa sya (laughs)

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*Mga karwahe nananagasa lang nga mga kalaban pati na rin ng mga kakampi xD*

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Ang galing naman nito!

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Parang ako ang pinaka-magaling na war general ang nakilala ng Sweden

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Parang ako si Gustav the second fucking Adolf.

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Sinisira ko lang sila

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Alam ko kung paano-

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Alam ko kung paano pumatay ng mga tao (o_O)

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Sa tingin ninyo hinayaan lang namin ang Norway na maging sarili nitong bansa?

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Tang inang 'yan.

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Panahon na nang pag hihiganti

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Panahon na para kunin na yang oil money na 'yan.

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Isa 'tong mabangis na patutuos.

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Natalo mo ako sa tawaran sa eBay

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Humanda ka sa akin

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Halika dito duwag

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That's right.

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-Umpisa na nang habulan-

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Tutuhugin na sila ni Görgen

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TINUHOG NI GÖRGEN ANG UTONG NYA!!!

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Para sa Sweden

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Para kay Gustav den andra Adolf

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Hindi nyo mapipigilan si Görgen-

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sa ballista.

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Maliban lang kung titirahin mo yung ballista yan-
 ay tang inang yan

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Iyan bang isang yan ay may espadang naka tuhog sa pwet nya?

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Dyus kong mga Norwegian's na iyan 
at mga hilig nila tsong

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Ang labanan ng Helsingborg.

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Wag mo 'kong subukang patawin
 salot na Finnish

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Salot na Finnish.

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Tatapusin kita.

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Finnish ba ako? HINDI! SWEDISH AKO!

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Ano ba 'yan tol?

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Ano ba yang ginagawa mo?

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Tang Inang duwag na Finland na 'yan.

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Sinusubukan nyang maging puno

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akala nya walang papatay sa kanya

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Get 'em boy!

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ANO BA YANG GINAGAWA MOOO,
 SAAN KA BA PUPUNTAAA?

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Oh shit he's in deep- ahhhh

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OOOHHH puntahan mo lang sila, go,  sugod ka sa kanila

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Huwag

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Oh diyos ko gumana pa 'yon
-INSET EPIC MUSIC-

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OH SHHIIT

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HEADSHOT!

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Ooh may pagkakataon pa ako

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Come on boys

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Ngayong gabi, kakain tayo sa impyerno.

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NOOOO

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NOO

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Hina-

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Hinayaan ko kayong matalo.

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Ang buong bansa 'ko....

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Hindi ako isang Swedish General

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Isa lang akong walang kwentang youtuber,

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na sumisigaw ng sobra sa harap ng mikropono.

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Pero babalik ako!

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Aaaaat iyon na nga.

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Talagang na enjoy ko ang laro na 'to,
sa tingin ko ang astig nito.

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tignan nyo na lang yung link sa description
(yung may nakasulat na SHOW MORE)

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Landfill games, gumagawa talaga kayo ng magaganda mga laro ngayon

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Ina-appreciate ko 'yun

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At palagi....

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Stay awesome bros (BROFIST)