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You know, it's not easy being me right?

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Not only am I a gamer

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the most oppressed group on the Internet. (nothing new of course)

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I'm also PewDiePie, oppressed by mainstream media, left and right.

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I fought all these battles.

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and here I am

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getting attacked when, when I'm at the weakest.

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Finally

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I have met my match

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T-Series is taking over. (its a hard knock life.)

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it's inevitable at this point

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#Pewdiepieisoverparty

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Is this what oppression feels like? Is this what it means?

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Then I don't like it.

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Okay?

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So let's look at other people being oppressed, so I can feel better about myself.

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Yes of course I'm talking about...

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Tumblr In Action

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So we can look at other people having a hard life, and feel better about ourselves. gottem.

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"Oppressed by H&M's mirrors"

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THIS IS SO SAD!

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"Dear H&M this image of two mirrors in your store

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on the right is my normal "efrection"

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*REFLECTION*

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on the left you can clearly see I'm- I'm shorter and fatter"

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OPPRESSION!!!

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(epic meme)

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Dear H&M,

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as you can see from these photos, the perspective or the reflections make me look bigger if I'm closer to the object.

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How does this work?

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Dear H&M, can you please fix the laws of physics?

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This is so sad

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This kid literally brought a jug of water to class

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and is just drinking out of it (stay hydrated kids)

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I hate college and I hate why... *laughs*

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Now the question here is:

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do they hate them separately, alright?

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Or do they hate them individua- or like, collectively?

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Because of this person, you know, it's not really clear. Imagine- Imagine coming home from- from college,

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you're still living at home,

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you come in a really bad mood like *erghgehr*

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Your parents are like, "honey, what happened?"

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"You wouldn't believe MOM,

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my day is ruined; someone drank water out of a jug".
Your mom is just stay there shocked.

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I hate white people too, good job.

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You know, SUDDENLY, me complaining about T-Series doesn't feel so bad, what else do we have?

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Becoming disabled by choice,

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Trans-abled,

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*Visible confusion*

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What?

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No

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People are becoming disabled on purpose and calling themselves transable.

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Why does this exist?

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Who came up with this?

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it's a mental illness. Yeah. It must be a mental illness...

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Apple Emoji finally acknowledged that women work out, too *rocking back and forth in mental pain*

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*laughs* This makes me hate the world!

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*CLAP*
WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

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STOP IT!

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This is not real. This is not real. Can we...

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Oh God, it's real. Ugh...

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Ugh, it makes me sick.

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"Women run, lift weights and surf and-"

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Oh man...

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*CLAP* *CLAP*

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They finally did it, guys

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Apple, finally

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Finally, this giant company that I buy my overpriced cellphone- phones

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acknowledge the fact that women exercise.

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This is a big day.

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This is amazing

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We truly run out of things to celebrate

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I didn't know what I was gonna find today. But this is this is beautiful

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Motherboard

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another fantastic new media website

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guess how many women

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Elon Musk follows on Twitter

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Hint: same number of people currently on Mars

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I use Twitter for news organizations. My insta has same women as men.

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This is not real

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This can't be real

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no no no no n-no no no n- *laughs*

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Oh My god

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I thought- I thought the articles of me were petty but this is just-

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this is just next-level

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It's not a real thing are you do a bit I can't tell a question mark

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The term spirit animal is deeply religious and is- and using it is cultural appropriation

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Please use "patronus" instead

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*Headphone users* Mute

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Okay, all right, all right, I've read it it's already made me laugh let me explain it

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HART MAIN started

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He was fed up with his sisters candles from being all flowery smelly

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So he created man cans with candles that smell like campfire and coffee

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and he made them out of soup cans

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So he would donate the soup to homeless people

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while still selling the kids the candles

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and he sold 80,000 of them which means 80,000 people got a meal

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and Tumblr's take on this is

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I'm not behind this still a white boy re- boy reinforcing gender stereotypes

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I don't give a CRAP how good of a person he is

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I'm pretty sure there are some (r word) out there who have donated to charities or done something good

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Hitler's family probably thought he was a great person

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misogyny is still misogyny

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Did you just compare a 17 year old boy who fed their homeless to Hitler

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Tumblr: everyone is Hitler!

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Pro t- Pro tip here's a- here's a pro tip for you guys, alright

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This is a pro tip from the tumblr-verse

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don't learn a language If you do not come from the languages bearers

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i.e; don't learn French if you're not French

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don't learn chinese, if you're not Chinese

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don't learn Icelandic if you're not Icelandic

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It just appropriates culture more

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what would be ideal here

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If everyone just stayed away from each other at all times. Okay

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that must be a whoosh, isn't it? It's a whoosh

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did I just get whooshed

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It must be a joke, right? This can't be real but everything else has been real

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And it's from tumblr

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Tumblr can't make jokes about themselves.

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Hey, they say it as well. You know, what's messed up about the cultural appropriation nonsense

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It's just ridiculous. I can't tell if it's satire or sarcas-

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ME NEITHER!

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Well, this actually kind of makes sense

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Okay. So here's the difference between social activists and social justice warriors

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Social activists. "Oh, look, there's no wheelchair ramps in that building. Let's build a ramp!"

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Social justice warrior: "let's persecute the people using the stairs and make them feel bad for having legs"

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How dare you have legs?

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Don't you see these stairs? You're not thinking about the trans-able people

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How are they gonna walk up these stairs when they remove their legs, huh? You tell me. you disgusting

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Look I d- I never want to pull out my  "I have a comparative Women's Studies degree centered in black feminist and-

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womanologist-

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woman womanist?-

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ideology

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with a concentration in media"

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Debate language out on y'all

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But y'all be pushing me there

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don't make her pull out her useless degree

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again, Is it real is it real?

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It's a comparative Women's Studies degree centered in black feminist woman- womanist

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ideology with concentration in media.

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I have so many questions

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I'm just confused. Where are these people?

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Where are they? I never see them. I just see them online

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This is gender neutral this is gender neutral this is possibly the farthest away you can get from gender neutral

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I just like this comment saying I'm raising my baby

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chaotic neutral

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Because they're the most interest

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It's a vagana not feminine. Why are there so many gay men who don't date a woman

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Just because she has a vagana

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like that is stupid disCRIMINATION

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We're so deep into social justice that being gay is now discrimination

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We did it guys, we finally came full circle

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Full circle and beyond!

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oh my god! this video! I saw it

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I think me and  Ethan were the reason this video were pulled because after our video ,we reviewed it ,and it got deleted

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YouTube pulls

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controversial music video with graphic

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homosexual sex after it racked up

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700,000 views

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Controversial let's s- let me see if I get it

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It's a controversial video with graphic sex but it's totally normal video with the women almost naked

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Dancing sensual moves then it's okay.

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No, they literally eat each other's poopoo

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That's controversial

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Trying to make- trying to write a joke that won't offend anyone on tumblr

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This is the worst point I have ever seen

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if you have trouble making jokes that aren't  racist to everybody

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Misogynistic then you are funny. Actually.

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Do you want to build a snow person?

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Fine alright, maybe T series is taking over-

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my chanel isn't such a big deal after all

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smash subscribe so we can take over the Indians

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No oppression intended

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Okay, I'm sorry

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But we can't let them win

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smash subscribe so we can still be the biggest

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Most subscribed channel on YouTube

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leave a like if you enjoyed this video and I will see you tomorrow with another video

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What's he gonna come up with next?

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You're just gonna have to find out tomorrow. See you then. Bye

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