WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.860 WHAT IS THIS... 00:00:01.380 --> 00:00:02.420 WHAT IS THIS??? 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:04.200 The "Try not to get...- 00:00:04.780 --> 00:00:05.280 ... 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:07.960 Satisfied Challenge" ??? 00:00:08.240 --> 00:00:08.740 (crappy aftereffects intro) 00:00:08.740 --> 00:00:13.500 (epic music) 00:00:13.500 --> 00:00:14.520 (freaky dog) 00:00:14.520 --> 00:00:16.840 We're really running out of ideas *heh 00:00:16.940 --> 00:00:19.100 You think I can't get satisfied? 00:00:19.300 --> 00:00:22.360 Well then bring it ON. 00:00:23.300 --> 00:00:25.740 Nope that's not what I meant damn... OAJIFNODSFKML 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:28.440 Alright, here we go. You can play along see if you- 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:31.660 The goal is to NOT GET SATISFIED. 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:33.440 Now I haven't seen anyone else do this. 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:35.440 I have no Idea if this fucking works (me too e.e ) but 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:37.440 Let's just give it a go :/ 00:00:37.440 --> 00:00:39.440 ow...Oww.. 00:00:39.440 --> 00:00:41.440 oh 00:00:41.480 --> 00:00:43.480 I feel that in my spine 00:00:43.480 --> 00:00:45.480 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:47.500 I'm no- I don't feel satisfied 00:00:48.380 --> 00:00:50.380 Wtf is this ?(-w- ew) 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:53.200 Eww, eww 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:55.200 ("Eww"s intensifies) 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:58.240 (Wtf ?o.o) 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:00.520 Eww 00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:02.520 This is crINGE 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.520 how is this satisfying danny 00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:09.100 arrrrgghh 00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:11.560 auuurghh 00:01:12.620 --> 00:01:13.620 uuhhgg 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:17.760 just pull it off 00:01:18.440 --> 00:01:19.760 just pull it off 00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:25.100 don't look.... 00:01:28.780 --> 00:01:31.160 NO stop, stop just stop 00:01:31.160 --> 00:01:33.160 *stop it get some help* 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:35.160 -I poured glue all over my hand...- 00:01:35.180 --> 00:01:37.380 -let it dry and had an amusing time 00:01:37.420 --> 00:01:38.720 -peeling it off- 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:40.380 well, how about you just go and 00:01:40.380 --> 00:01:41.780 play overwatch instead 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:42.960 how about that? 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:43.460 fucking... 00:01:43.820 --> 00:01:44.520 Next one. 00:01:44.880 --> 00:01:46.280 waterhole in Portugal 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:48.280 how is this supposed to be satisfiying 00:01:51.080 --> 00:01:55.000 Ambient music and artsy drone shot is not gonna do it 00:01:55.260 --> 00:01:56.760 thank you very much 00:01:59.260 --> 00:02:00.820 *sassy clap* where is the satisfaction? 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.680 I need at least a penis... 00:02:02.900 --> 00:02:03.500 or a hole. 00:02:03.980 --> 00:02:06.260 I need something long or something holy 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:09.060 I need something long and stiff 00:02:09.320 --> 00:02:10.920 or a big ass hole 00:02:12.980 --> 00:02:14.620 otherwise there will be no stimulation 00:02:14.940 --> 00:02:15.640 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:02:16.820 --> 00:02:17.320 I'm 12 ._. 00:02:17.320 --> 00:02:17.820 shut up 00:02:17.820 --> 00:02:18.320 woAH 00:02:18.640 --> 00:02:19.620 WOAAAHAHHDHH 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:21.400 WOOOOH IS THat real? 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:23.060 nah 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:23.640 hell nah 00:02:23.640 --> 00:02:24.580 that's no way that's real щ(ಠ益ಠщ) 00:02:26.340 --> 00:02:27.300 is that real?! 00:02:28.380 --> 00:02:28.880 wOT 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:30.120 *confused poods is confused 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:31.480 OOOAAAHHASHDHFAISJFODISJ 00:02:31.480 --> 00:02:33.040 NOPE i'm not satisfied.......... 00:02:33.260 --> 00:02:34.680 I'm just amazedd (~￣▽￣)~ 00:02:34.980 --> 00:02:35.540 is that- 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:37.780 is that... mother nature's butthole? 00:02:37.920 --> 00:02:40.040 *immature poods is being immature 00:02:40.040 --> 00:02:40.600 *stop it 00:02:40.600 --> 00:02:42.100 that is fuckin cool man 00:02:42.420 --> 00:02:43.700 that is really cool 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:45.060 not satisfying... 00:02:45.140 --> 00:02:46.100 NOT SATISFIED 00:02:46.100 --> 00:02:48.780 I am yet to fail this th- one challenge ಠ_ಠ 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:50.460 creme brulee... 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:55.000 ಠ_ಠ 00:02:56.220 --> 00:02:57.100 pfft....... 00:02:57.740 --> 00:02:59.100 *adorable laugh cue 00:03:00.940 --> 00:03:02.560 another one (the dead memes are never buried) 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:06.520 ... 00:03:06.780 --> 00:03:07.280 *sigh 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:07.840 I don't- 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:08.560 I think it's kind of gross 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:09.520 I don't like creme brulee 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:11.760 so maybe that's like my issue... 00:03:11.760 --> 00:03:12.260 y'know 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:13.480 this is my jam: 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:15.860 -Anyway, here's 'Wonderwall' 00:03:15.980 --> 00:03:17.300 *cue that orgasmic guitar 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:22.360 -I've never watched this before..... 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:25.200 but let's see if I can keep up. 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.840 -(both) somebody once told me 00:03:28.980 --> 00:03:31.820 the WORLD is gonna roll me 00:03:32.140 --> 00:03:36.560 I ain't... the asfgdeaw.... in the shed 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:39.280 she was lookin' kinda dumb 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:41.980 with her finger and her sdfgh...... 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:42.720 AAAEHHH 00:03:42.820 --> 00:03:44.120 I think I did pretty good 00:03:44.260 --> 00:03:44.840 shit what is this... 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:45.960 bee- ughghh 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:46.800 thaT'S HOLEEES 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:48.660 HOW IS HOLES SATISFYING 00:03:48.660 --> 00:03:49.620 DANNY DEVITO?! 00:03:50.320 --> 00:03:51.280 AERYUGRFOIHK 00:03:53.020 --> 00:03:55.180 SETDRGOJI THATS DISGUSTINGGGG 00:03:55.200 --> 00:03:56.420 how is holes....... 00:03:56.420 --> 00:03:57.500 satisfying?! (I think urs is poods- imma stop) 00:03:57.500 --> 00:03:58.720 someone explain that to me.... 00:03:59.100 --> 00:03:59.600 ب_ب 00:04:00.300 --> 00:04:01.020 nevermind...... (whoops 2 late) 00:04:05.780 --> 00:04:06.580 eeeeeeeeww 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:08.440 eeeEEWEWEWEWEW 00:04:09.540 --> 00:04:11.400 try nOT TO GET DISGUSTED CHALLENGE 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:12.940 this is wot this is Danny Devito 00:04:12.940 --> 00:04:13.500 *that sound is every fangirl jizzing their pants just now 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:14.380 bless ur soul 00:04:15.100 --> 00:04:15.600 eeeeew 00:04:15.940 --> 00:04:16.440 eeeeew 00:04:16.840 --> 00:04:17.840 eeeeeeeeeeeeewww 00:04:18.300 --> 00:04:18.940 *disgusted pewdz noises* 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:19.940 okay 00:04:20.060 --> 00:04:20.560 why is- 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:21.840 this is interesting to me 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:22.620 'cause it seems like- 00:04:22.620 --> 00:04:26.460 the line between satisfying and disgusting is very close 00:04:26.460 --> 00:04:26.960 cos eh 00:04:26.960 --> 00:04:29.120 surely some people find this... 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:30.660 satisfying to watch while others....... 00:04:30.660 --> 00:04:31.160 just.... 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.420 *vomit sound* 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:33.140 gross out: 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.580 hydraulic press...... 00:04:35.580 --> 00:04:37.080 okay those are pretty satisfying 00:04:37.080 --> 00:04:38.680 so this might be it..... 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:39.400 *baby burp 00:04:42.400 --> 00:04:43.840 is that a ru-ah-ohhhh it's a rubber band 00:04:44.060 --> 00:04:45.740 that's gonna be cool......... 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:48.540 I just imagined my head being crushed underneath ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ 00:04:48.540 --> 00:04:49.420 *thinking about his head being crushed 00:04:50.520 --> 00:04:51.420 am i the only-oh okey......... 00:04:51.980 --> 00:04:52.480 *close ur eyes* 00:04:52.860 --> 00:04:53.360 oooooooooooooh 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:54.780 ooOOOOOOOOH 00:04:55.860 --> 00:04:56.360 OH 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:59.540 keep pressing c'mon I want it to exploooode 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:01.160 THAT'S IT BABY 00:05:02.740 --> 00:05:04.460 oooOOOOOOOOOOOH ITS HAPPENING 00:05:04.460 --> 00:05:04.960 ITS HAPPENING 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:08.660 *the tension* 00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:09.900 eeehhhhhhhh 00:05:10.100 --> 00:05:10.820 eeeeeeeww 00:05:11.860 --> 00:05:13.060 eeeeeeeeeew 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.340 looks like a finnnger 00:05:15.960 --> 00:05:18.040 wtf iS THERE A REAL BODY IN THERE 00:05:18.700 --> 00:05:20.540 that looks like a testicle! 00:05:22.340 --> 00:05:23.780 *hydraulic silence* 00:05:25.420 --> 00:05:27.740 FUCK I THOUGHT I WOULD BE SATISFIED 00:05:27.840 --> 00:05:29.600 I WANNA BE SATISFIED DANNY 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:30.100 HUH?! 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:31.780 DON'T U LIKE ME ANYMO' 00:05:33.700 --> 00:05:35.140 a pineapple.......? 00:05:35.140 --> 00:05:36.100 eeeeeEEEEEEWWWWWWW 00:05:38.200 --> 00:05:39.400 WHAT the fuckkk?? 00:05:43.220 --> 00:05:46.420 fuckin s-HEY HEY HEY ITS JUST FUCKING SQUIRTED! 00:05:46.460 --> 00:05:47.300 jesus....... 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:47.860 i don't- 00:05:47.860 --> 00:05:49.400 i don't think it's satisfying... 00:05:49.400 --> 00:05:51.240 i DON'T think it's satisfying... 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:51.740 okay? 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:53.120 i don't know- 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:53.620 I can't- 00:05:53.620 --> 00:05:54.560 I can't explain why.... 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:55.360 alright? 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:55.920 maybe you think so 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:56.420 *deep inhale* 00:05:56.440 --> 00:05:57.640 I am not satisfied. 00:05:57.640 --> 00:05:58.140 what is this...? 00:05:58.140 --> 00:06:01.160 custom..... falcon.... resin.... pain- pen...? 00:06:05.340 --> 00:06:07.820 o that's pretty cool how it splits... 00:06:10.820 --> 00:06:12.020 o that's cool.... 00:06:12.180 --> 00:06:13.140 *impressed poods is impressed 00:06:13.140 --> 00:06:13.640 OH 00:06:14.780 --> 00:06:16.300 that's pretty cool................. 00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:17.620 ITS A FUCKING PEN 00:06:19.780 --> 00:06:22.700 Thai.... fried.... rolled..... ice cream...... (idk wot he just said i'm just...... i'm just....) 00:06:22.700 --> 00:06:23.960 (I'm just fuckin tired give me a bloody break) 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:32.360 (he looks ready to flip a table or sumthin idk) 00:06:38.780 --> 00:06:39.640 the fuck is this s..... 00:06:44.020 --> 00:06:45.280 okay that's pretty cool.... 00:06:47.740 --> 00:06:48.240 okay that's pre- 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:48.740 THAT'S PRETTY 00:06:48.740 --> 00:06:49.240 THAT'S PRETTY- 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:49.740 SEE 00:06:49.740 --> 00:06:50.240 THAT'S PRETTY COOL 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:50.740 wow 00:06:50.740 --> 00:06:51.240 NO 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:52.680 ITS NOT FUCKING SATISFYING 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:53.780 get outta here......... 00:06:54.020 --> 00:06:55.420 slime in the (???).... 00:06:56.180 --> 00:06:56.680 eew 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:57.180 eeeeeeeEEEEEEWWW 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:58.100 EWWW 00:06:58.440 --> 00:06:59.160 EEEEEEEEW 00:06:59.860 --> 00:07:00.360 STAPH 00:07:00.820 --> 00:07:01.320 ITS NOT- 00:07:01.320 --> 00:07:01.820 STOP 00:07:02.220 --> 00:07:03.660 FYUGOJIPK THAT SOUND 00:07:04.180 --> 00:07:05.580 UUUUUUGH 00:07:05.940 --> 00:07:07.140 it reminds me.... 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:08.180 EWUUWUEHWUGR 00:07:08.180 --> 00:07:08.680 WHAT THE FUCK 00:07:11.180 --> 00:07:15.560 "The most satisfying video in the world must see", okay I'm glad 'cause I could really see it 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:16.060 wow 00:07:16.060 --> 00:07:17.860 I'm really enjoying this video...... 00:07:18.300 --> 00:07:19.580 o wow wot a gr8 video 00:07:22.260 --> 00:07:23.460 see this shit.... 00:07:24.220 --> 00:07:25.600 this is satisfying.... 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:26.100 watching.... 00:07:26.100 --> 00:07:26.600 precise 00:07:27.340 --> 00:07:27.840 pristine..... 00:07:28.540 --> 00:07:29.040 high 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:29.540 high end 00:07:30.200 --> 00:07:31.480 machinery at work. 00:07:32.100 --> 00:07:33.680 now this is giving me a full- 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:34.800 fully fleshed 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:35.300 erection 00:07:36.180 --> 00:07:37.940 ooh look at that shit..... 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:39.840 oooh fuck yeah.... 00:07:40.980 --> 00:07:41.940 o yeah keep 00:07:41.940 --> 00:07:42.440 keep doing that 00:07:42.980 --> 00:07:43.620 fuck yeah 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:45.540 now this is what i like.... 00:07:47.500 --> 00:07:48.320 look at that shit.... 00:07:48.320 --> 00:07:50.120 ooohhh it goooes ddeeeeeppper 00:07:50.900 --> 00:07:52.120 ooooooooouuuhhhhhhhh 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:54.680 oooooohhhhhhhh 00:07:55.280 --> 00:07:55.880 (WTF Pewdz?) 00:07:57.760 --> 00:07:58.820 ooooooooOOOOOOOH 00:07:58.900 --> 00:07:59.460 *whoops 00:08:00.860 --> 00:08:01.360 oooohh 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:03.440 ooooooooooh 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:06.440 I want that thing to rub me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:08.100 --> 00:08:08.600 aaah 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:13.540 oooooooooh 00:08:14.900 --> 00:08:16.500 oh its getting real nice 00:08:17.700 --> 00:08:18.660 OH ITS A HELMET 00:08:19.900 --> 00:08:20.400 OOOH 00:08:20.580 --> 00:08:21.860 o look at that pIZZA 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:23.520 OH IT'S TOO MUCH 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:26.340 NO ITS TOO MUCH TOMATO SAUCE I CANT 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:27.660 OOOH 00:08:29.060 --> 00:08:29.560 EWWW 00:08:29.740 --> 00:08:30.240 EW 00:08:30.520 --> 00:08:31.080 N- STAPH 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:32.480 yes- now we're back 00:08:33.820 --> 00:08:35.720 no yes yes yes 00:08:35.820 --> 00:08:37.360 *impressed poods is impressed 00:08:37.900 --> 00:08:39.020 o that's bootiful 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:44.220 ooh 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:47.840 o that's satisfied~ 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:55.880 Oh I feel so satisfied.... 00:08:55.880 --> 00:08:56.800 *inhaling like oxygen is a drug 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:58.060 NOT THE PAPER 00:08:58.060 --> 00:08:58.560 NOT THE PAPER 00:08:59.560 --> 00:09:01.380 WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TO THAT PAPER 00:09:02.460 --> 00:09:03.020 wooooot 00:09:04.160 --> 00:09:06.160 woooot how's he doing that? 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:08.760 oooh no he- i can't ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) 00:09:08.760 --> 00:09:09.840 It's too much (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:11.800 Danny, you're taking over 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:12.800 i gotta- 00:09:13.740 --> 00:09:14.620 I need like f- 00:09:14.780 --> 00:09:15.460 5 minutes.... 00:09:15.460 --> 00:09:16.660 I'll be right back.... 00:09:22.920 --> 00:09:25.720 *Danny staring into your soul 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:31.100 NO 00:09:31.580 --> 00:09:34.480 well that was try not to get satisfied challenge 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:36.300 did i satisfy you this- 00:09:37.020 --> 00:09:37.520 day (awkward moment) 00:09:38.180 --> 00:09:42.940 Leave a like if you- I did and I'll see you bros in the next video * ever so masculine chuckle* 00:09:43.020 --> 00:09:44.500 this is so fucking dumb seriously 00:09:45.940 --> 00:09:47.140 STAY AWESOME BR0S 00:09:47.680 --> 00:09:49.860 whoops ur stuck with me now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:09:50.260 --> 00:09:52.300 click on the video to the left (or the only video) to get stuck in the void of poods's channel 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:54.620 Look on the opposite side of the screen to see the daily #pewdart 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:57.060 or u can fucken subscribe to get more of this bullshit in your daily feed 00:09:57.420 --> 00:09:59.320 i don't know why I signed up for this shit... 00:09:59.800 --> 00:10:04.160 This is Mickey and Waiz signing off~ 00:10:06.640 --> 00:10:07.140 P.S. from Yukabacera: 00:10:07.140 --> 00:10:08.440 This is the end of the video, watch out!