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Ano to!?

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Subukan wag sumukot

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*pinatakbo ang kamay sa buhok*

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OH DIYOS, kai -- kailangan ko ng tulong

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Marzia: Andito ako

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Felix: Hinde hindi ikaw

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Felix: Bumalik ka

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Marzia: Ano...

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(Kukunin ko yang T)

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Felix: Hay, Sige na nga!

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Felix: Sige!

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Marzia: Salamat Poods

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Felix: Andito si Marzia, Subukan wag sumukot

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Ang kaisa-isang tao na hindi ko nakitang sumukot

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Marzia: Ako yun

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Felix: Ikaw yun

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Pewds: Di ka sumusukot

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Pero ikaw ang pinakanakaka-sukot na syota kailan man (mga layunin af)

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Marzia: Salamat

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Felix: Ci - cinu -- cinurate ito ni Kirsten Dunst

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Marzia: (kunwari)WOW!

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Marzia: Ayy tingnan mo to

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Bahag-haring medyas *mukhang nandidiri si pewds*

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Marzia: Nakita mo sila?

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Felix: Basta- tinitrigger mo ko #tumblr

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Felix: Pakiusap- nakakasukot to, ginagawa mo itong pagtitipon ng pagsukot

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Gawin na natin to

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Sinubukan ng isang Finnish na aktor na bumertical sa isang talk show

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(Kaya mo ba gawin dito?)

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(Diko alam, kailangan ko sumubok sa isang mababang lugar)

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Felix: Ano ba meron sa mga Finnish at pagkasukot?

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Marzia: Teka Live ba to?

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Felix: Gagawin nya yung ano -- oo

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Felix: Bumertical ka!

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OMG R3KT! GETREKTM8!
(sorry wala namang tagalog yan e)

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Marzia: Di naman nakaka-sukot

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Marzia: Diba?

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(Di sya nasaktan, umaarte lang sya)

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(nag-aalala ako sayo dun)

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(Bukas, nandito si Matti Esko Hytönen at...)

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Pinag-papawisan ako!

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Bakit?

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Di ka nag-aalala?

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Bakit?

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Nakahiga lang sya dyan!

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Ano naman ngayon (Isa pa rin akong rockstar!)(Kung sakaling walang na gets, Sa kanta yun ng P!nk)

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Seryoso ka ba?

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Ano bang mali dyan?

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Ibig ko sabihin, nakakatawa na makita sy- sya na masaktan

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Pero hindi nakaka-sukot

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*Tigilan mo yang pag-amoy sa kamay mo* (katulad ni Jogi Löw)

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Okay, sige

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Sunod

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Nakakatawa makitang nasasaktan ang mga tao pero hindi sya nakaka-sukot.
Pewds: Sumukot hindi sumukot

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oo

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ok, HAWAII MULA HAWAII PAPUNTANG HAWAII (ano?)

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Miss Hawaii: Kami talaga ang lupain ng dakila. Mula sa Mababatong baybayin ng Havaii(Hawaii) at sa magagandang mabuhanging Malalandi(bitches) ng Havaii(Hawaii), sariling bansa namin ang America.

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Marzia: Hindi naman masama...

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Felix: Anong sinabi nya?

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hinde teka

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Mula sa ma-mababatong baybayin ng Hawaii (Havaii)

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Marzia: OO!

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Na-gets ko pero hindi sya eeeeeeee

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Talaga?

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Talaga??

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Marzia: Anooo? Pewds: Kaya akong patayin neto sa mahabang taon

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Kailangan ko pumunta sa therapy... seryoso ka ba?! (Dapat pumunta ka na noon pa lang)

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Marzia: Bakit?

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Felix: Mula sa mababatong baybayin ng Hawaii at maging sa tabing-dagat ng... HAWEEEEEEE

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SERYOSO KA BA!?

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PANONG DI KA PA NASISIRA?

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Eto- pwede namang ninenerbyos sya, halata namang nagbaabsa sya at sya---- *Pinigilan ni Pewds* MASYADO KANG MAHABAGIN!

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ewww

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Marzia: Ano? Ihi ba yan?

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Felix: Oo

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*namatay si pewbs* ("pewbs"?...)

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ano?

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*nakakatakot na tawa*

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oo siguro boy!

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SAN KA NAGPUNTAAA?

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WHAT THE HELL BOY!
(lol xD)

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Marzia: Hindi nya napagtanto...

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Panong di mo napagtanto?

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Marzia: ayos lang

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HINDI AYOS!

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*kala ko lahat ginawa ito*

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Marzia: Uy isa itong matapat na pagkakamali

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Pewds: Walang sinuman ang-- Marzia: Gusto nya hugasan ang mga kamay nya

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uhhhhhhh Sunod

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Marzia: Hindi parin nakaka-sukot!

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Pano? Susukot ka pagkatapos nito diba? (oo oo oo) pangako ko sayo

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Tinawag ng babae si Lebron James na iyakin at nahuli

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oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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Hindi pa din nakaka-sukot, dapat lang sa kanya yun, yan ang dapat sayo dahil masama kang tao!!!

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OOOOOOHHHHH GET R3XT!

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Pewbs: sunod na bidyo Marzia: Bigyan mo ko ng... mas malakas! (Katulad ng T)

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BIGYAN NYO SYA NG MAS MALAKAS! KAILANGAN NATIN YUNG SUMUKOT SYA BILIS!

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Aladdin: Mabuti, prinsesa

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Aladdin: ayon sa gusto mo!

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(TALON!)

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Prinsesa Jasmine: Ali (Tinawag ko...)

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(Pi...)

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Haha, nalusot yung ulo nya!
(Yun yung sinabi nung babae)

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Gusto lang nya si Alladin

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Marzia: Oo nga e

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Guy: Apir mga tao!

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Guy: Wooooooooo

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*ang kakaibang magsyota ay tumatawa*

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Pewds: Sabihin mo sakin na hindi yun nakaka-sukot Marzia: konti

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Felix: Ah, konti

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3 pang tsansa para sumukot ka

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ako--- nararamdaman ko--- nasasaktan ako!

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isa tong paghihirap

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Biro kay Dalai Lama naging nakakahiya (naging sekswal)

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TV Host: Kaya ang Dalai Lama naglakad sa isang tindahan ng pizza

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Dalai Lama: ???

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Off screen translator: Tindahan ng Pizza

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TV Host: Pizza?

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Dalai Lama: Tindahan ng Pizza?

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TV Host: Oo pizza -- tindahan ng pizza

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TV Host: at sinabi pwede mo ba kong igawa ng isa gamit lahat (*binato ang mga kamatis*)

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*umiyak si pewds*

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*loko lang yun bro*

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Walang sukot

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Kala ko konti lang

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eh oh ooh uh anoo?

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Kasi kapag nangyari yun, edi, kaya di ako nag-jojoke

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Oo nga, dapat ihulog ang mga puns sa isang hukay na naglalagablab at hindi na gagamitin (odk na trigger ako)

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PINAKAHULI

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Inapiran ni Ryan Seabreast ang isang bulag

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Wag kang aapir, wag kang makikipag-kamay, wag kang yayakap

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Marzia: Oo pero nakita ko na to Pewds: Ano ginagawa mo?

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ohhhhh hindeeeeee

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Hindeeeww tanga

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ohhhh

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nangingilabot ako. Ano pakiramdam mo? (Marzia: Pakiramdam ko may T sa loob ko)

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Ibig ko sabihin, nalulungkot ako para sa mga taong ito...

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*sumimangot si pewds*

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TIGILAN MO YANG PAGPAPAMUKHA SAKIN NA MASAMA AKO!

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*buntong-hininga*

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Ok, yun yung subukang wag sumukot

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Salamat sa panonood ng bidyo, kung nasiyahan mag-iwan ng like (wag magiwan ng like) ipaalam samin kung ano gusto mo na susunod naming gawin (uminom ng bleach) at kahit kailan...

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*hinalikan ang kamay*

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Maging astig pa rin BROS

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teka dapat mag- mag-apir tayo *nabigo sa apir*

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Lahat, isulat sa chat, "Si Alex ay isang bobong n***er"!

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BRO FIST!