*pewds awkward handshakes old man*
what up?
hey big boy! nice to meet you
oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
HANDSHAKES!
Why are they so awkward?
I fucking hate handshakes.
Why? Why do you have to handshake?
Can't you just be like, "alright see ya"?
*ear rape* WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
Every time there's a handshake... *heh*
Today, we're gonna look at some of the most awkward handshakes
just for the pure cringe of it (sure).
and uh- we'll examine some of mine just to see where it went wrong.
Hopefully, I'll feel less bad about myself.
We all had a bad handshake
at some point in our life.
Ok, the problem with me is I'll never forget it. I remember every single detail.
I'll wake up in the middle of the night, with cold sweat and be like
FUCK
*clap* "Why did I fuck up that handshake?"
*legit cries*
*sighs* Let's look at some immortalised handshakes
Wait! There's no way Obama has an awkward handshake.
He's such a cool guy.
there it is- there- awwwww
awwwwww
Aw
What the hell?! That wasn't even too bad!
Are you serious?
Painfully awkward?
Oh you haven't- Oh you haven't even seen pain.
ABC News, you don't know...
...my suffering.
You don't even know my suffering *war flashbacks of Conan handshake*
look at that
look at that guy's dead- dead look
He's like, "Fuck. We fucked that up didn't we? That's awkward."
This is my favorite one, I think.
'cos
Let's just- just watch. It's beautiful.
They do the shake
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
HUH
HO
*le happy music*
*laughing* yes
WHHHHYYYYYYYY
*strong inhale*
EUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
WHY?!
How-
Listen
You gotta let go!
You gotta know when to let go
Some people don't know when to let go
The guy's like
"Alright..."
"Well I.."
"Guess we're going on a little journey now"
*laughing* Couldn't he just-
*many more laughs ;3*
There's another one like that
We've all been in that one handshake
where that guy or girl just holds on for too long.
*guy starts talking*
*doesn't let go of hand*
ugh, god
please let go
UGHH He-
*other guy in video talking*
HOW ARE THEY STILL HOLDING HANDS?!
NO
oh my go-
I genuinely-
I can't last longer
I can't
I can't fucking watch that shit
it hurts .-.
it fucking hurt-
UGH
'cos he's-
he's gotta review this car and he's like
"You know muthafucka, I'm not letting go of your hand
until you give me a good review for the camera
you fookin' bitch"
please
PLEASE LET GO OF THE FUCKING HAND
LET GO OF THE HAND
AHHHH
Alright, I think I've gather- gathered enough courage
to watch one of my awkward handshakes.
This one happened literally like a week ago
Pewds in video: Welcome!
Jack: Good joke. good joke
Poods: Thank you
Pewds in video: Oh no.... No *hides from cringe*
*laughing*
Jack: Cringemas! :D
JACK
LEMME JUST
Let this just be clear!
That was Jack that fucked up!
OKAY
That was- that was hol- loo- l- l-
Okay let's see what happened
let's just deconstruct
He went for the handshake
I-
aww
He went for the handshake and then he went away!
How am I supposed to-
How do you go away?!
If you go just commit!
COMMIT JACK
HAVE YOU HEARD OF COMMITMENT?
I BET YOU HAVEN'T
'COS- YOU'RE
wh- something bad!
GOT 'EM
That's- that's 100% on Jack!
That's one on Jack
and that's final
nothing else!
Can I just say
and to myself for that matter
If you-
If you are ever
EVER
if you ever find yourself
on a gaming show
Whatsoever, whatever fucking happens
Do not shake their hand
Do not shake any hands
NO- no brofists
No high fives
No nothin'
cos' this is what happens
UGH I've seen it before
and it just...
I wanna die
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I don't know why- why does this bother me so much?
Nothing bothers me
Trump
Trump became president? I don't care.
Handsh-
AN AWKWARD HANDSHAKE?!
That's the fucking worst
The thing- The-
You see that guy? He has an earpiece
He has to talk to other people
He's not gonna see your hand
Just don't shake his hand!
*intense music*
A ONE HAND SHAKE CAN RUIN EVERYTHING
OOOOOOOBRBNFDBNFD
That was-
look at that guy's face
that's the face you make when you wanna die
That guy fucked it up
That guy is literally Jacksepticeye
the guy on the left
*bursts out laughing*
(idk wtf that sound is 0_o)
*more laughs*
S-
Wait so he hands over the mic, what was he think- * continues to laugh*
Hey really nice to meet you uhhhhh
Sure
Sure..
Sure buddy
I think this is probably my- my favorite one
I- you can say I'm a kind of a connoisseur
of a awkward handshake
But I- I think this one has to be my- my favorite
Ryan Seacrest high fives a blind guy
*video* I am pumped
Ryan: As you should be
Well, I'm giving you a high five
Congratulations. There it is
and we will see you in Hollywood, California.
No you won't SEE anyone
in California
Ryan Seacrest
Did he ever comment about that?
I think that's what makes it even better
The fact that he never acknowledged it
Like, "OH MY GOD
I TRIED TO HIGH FIVE A BLIND GUY"
I think- I think I've gathered enough courage (again) to watch another one of mine
Pewds in video: Oh no ;(
Present day poods: *laughs* You see my reaction right away?
"Oh no"
*laughing* "Oh"
"Oh no"
*laughing*
Why is it so hard to me? Am I that awkward? (Yes)
I don't think I'm that awkward. (but you are)
I just can't do handshakes
Just don't handshake me
I don't want to
I don't wanna touch you
Okay?
No offense
Who grabs? Why would you grab, Ethan? What's wrong with you?
That was a high five. It was clearly a high five
Alright?
And, the Conan one - which ya'll keep sending to me by the way!-
So- ca- would you please stop doin' that?!
WHO HANDSHAKES DURING A GAMING SESSION? YOU HIGH FIVE!
YOU GO LIKE THIS! THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GOING FOR A HANDSHAKE!
LIKE THIS MEANS A HIGH FIVE!
THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM!
Conan: I never wanna do that again.
WH- I DON'T EVER WANNA DO THAT A-
*keeps replaying*
SHUT UP
AND THE GUY, HE FUCKED IT UP TOO
HE FUCKED IT UP TOO
LOOK AT HIM HE DID IT WRONG AS WELL
IT'S NOT JUST ME
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
Look at that, that's equally bad
okay, can you stop?
can yo-
STOP
What else do we got?
oh, this fucking video...
So... he's challenging these girls
paid actresses, I should probably call them
To make an awkward handshake with him
and if they fail, they have to makeout with him.
The ultimate punishment
*gross makeout sounds ;pppp*
Aw I was cringin- I didn't even realize I made that fac- Jesus
Hey Chris, why don't you h-
Why don't you get a suit that fits you
Why don't you get a properly tailored suit
Instead of paying for all these women to kiss you
Alright
I mean it doesn't seem like a bad job, they're all attractive women
MArzi-
Marzia
But come on girls
You can do better
You don't have to kiss Chris Monroe because you fucked up a handshake
Cuz I will
If I kissed everyone I fucked up a handshake with
I would
Probably have herpes 6 times over
20 time-
A million times
You fuck up a handshake
You pay the consequences. You don't just makeout with people
Alright, it-
It kinda triggers me because I have this condition
and he's clearly making fun of it
and I don't think that's fair
I don't think that's very fair at all
Mr. Chris Monroe
What the fuck, you guys tweeted me this
Wait what just happened?
Is that Hitler?
OHHHH HO HO Ho HOO
Historically awkward handshake
What the fuck
Did Hitler-
Did Hitler just have an awkward handshake?
Oh my god
This
This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me
OH ma god
Finally
I can relate to someone
I'm kidding
pfft
that's a pret-
He did it pretty smooth ya know? the...
the swee-
man Hitler
he didn't just do the...
sorry okay uh sorry too far. Alright
This one I thought was fake
it just seemed to dumb
to not be real
So there's this guy with no arms
AAND he shoots to
he shoots and wins gold
he actually, absolutely, incredible feet
Like
feet, i did- i mean feet, feet
Oh f- aw shit aw oh no
LOOK AT THAT
You fucking idiot
I thought that was fake
*chuckles*
To be fair like what
What do you do with-
Do you bow?
You gotta bow-
bow
*clap*
BOW
THAT'S IT
we need to bring back that bowing
simple
like Japan
Why is it so hard? Can we just have one universal thing?
I don't care what it is. I just want one thing so it doesn't have to be so awkward
The most awkward handshake of 2012
What happened?
Oho
Ohohoho
I don't know why it's funny
I think it- I think it's because
people are put in a spot where they don't know how to act
We're so programmed
Oh this is getting deep
We're so programmed in our society
Not just in what we say, or how we act, or how- what we eat
But when we're put in a situation that where we don't know what to do
It's just hilarious
I realize
What I must do now
I must take this to the great outdoors
and I must greet some strangers
and PRACTICE
I will become
The handshake master
*intense music and explosions*
Alright bros that was this video. I hope you enjoyed watching
Now I wanna be clear that if you see me...
Do not interact with me whatsoever
you may-
you may bow
Alright here's the thing
if you ever see me
I want you to bow
Bow to your sensei pretty much
and that's pretty much all you're allowed to do at this point
okay?
Don't-
That's it
No offense
Just don't fucking touch- I'm kidding, I'm joking
Umm
Just don't- I know- I know - I just know you guys
and I know you're gonna fuck with me just 'cos I gave you this very personal information
Alright. But anyway, if you enjoyed this video
I think you might enjoy this one
OOHH
It's another one about handshakes
How about that?
Running out of ideas Pewds?