WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.200 *pewds awkward handshakes old man* 00:00:04.660 --> 00:00:05.220 what up? 00:00:05.220 --> 00:00:06.980 hey big boy! nice to meet you 00:00:08.940 --> 00:00:11.740 oh noooooooooooooooooooooo 00:00:12.140 --> 00:00:12.960 HANDSHAKES! 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:14.880 Why are they so awkward? 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:17.460 I fucking hate handshakes. 00:00:18.200 --> 00:00:20.160 Why? Why do you have to handshake? 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:21.720 Can't you just be like, "alright see ya"? 00:00:21.820 --> 00:00:22.800 *ear rape* WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:24.500 Every time there's a handshake... *heh* 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:27.600 Today, we're gonna look at some of the most awkward handshakes 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:29.020 just for the pure cringe of it (sure). 00:00:29.240 --> 00:00:33.020 and uh- we'll examine some of mine just to see where it went wrong. 00:00:33.260 --> 00:00:34.880 Hopefully, I'll feel less bad about myself. 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:36.880 We all had a bad handshake 00:00:37.140 --> 00:00:38.620 at some point in our life. 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:43.320 Ok, the problem with me is I'll never forget it. I remember every single detail. 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:46.960 I'll wake up in the middle of the night, with cold sweat and be like 00:00:47.060 --> 00:00:47.560 FUCK 00:00:48.160 --> 00:00:50.580 *clap* "Why did I fuck up that handshake?" 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:53.660 *legit cries* 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:57.740 *sighs* Let's look at some immortalised handshakes 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:01.500 Wait! There's no way Obama has an awkward handshake. 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:03.240 He's such a cool guy. 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:05.340 there it is- there- awwwww 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:07.120 awwwwww 00:01:07.460 --> 00:01:07.960 Aw 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:11.800 What the hell?! That wasn't even too bad! 00:01:12.100 --> 00:01:13.280 Are you serious? 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:14.700 Painfully awkward? 00:01:14.860 --> 00:01:18.060 Oh you haven't- Oh you haven't even seen pain. 00:01:18.580 --> 00:01:19.940 ABC News, you don't know... 00:01:20.360 --> 00:01:21.460 ...my suffering. 00:01:21.700 --> 00:01:23.620 You don't even know my suffering *war flashbacks of Conan handshake* 00:01:25.180 --> 00:01:25.680 look at that 00:01:25.860 --> 00:01:27.440 look at that guy's dead- dead look 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:30.120 He's like, "Fuck. We fucked that up didn't we? That's awkward." 00:01:30.700 --> 00:01:32.500 This is my favorite one, I think. 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:33.540 'cos 00:01:33.980 --> 00:01:36.100 Let's just- just watch. It's beautiful. 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:39.240 They do the shake 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:41.240 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:41.740 HUH 00:01:41.740 --> 00:01:42.240 HO 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:43.780 *le happy music* 00:01:44.800 --> 00:01:45.300 *laughing* yes 00:01:48.800 --> 00:01:50.580 WHHHHYYYYYYYY 00:01:50.580 --> 00:01:51.680 *strong inhale* 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:53.920 EUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH 00:01:54.740 --> 00:01:55.440 WHY?! 00:01:56.380 --> 00:01:56.880 How- 00:01:57.600 --> 00:01:58.100 Listen 00:01:58.320 --> 00:01:59.120 You gotta let go! 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:00.960 You gotta know when to let go 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:03.440 Some people don't know when to let go 00:02:03.440 --> 00:02:03.940 The guy's like 00:02:03.940 --> 00:02:04.440 "Alright..." 00:02:04.440 --> 00:02:04.940 "Well I.." 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:07.280 "Guess we're going on a little journey now" 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:11.280 *laughing* Couldn't he just- 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:13.640 *many more laughs ;3* 00:02:13.740 --> 00:02:15.280 There's another one like that 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.940 We've all been in that one handshake 00:02:18.220 --> 00:02:20.980 where that guy or girl just holds on for too long. 00:02:20.980 --> 00:02:22.580 *guy starts talking* 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:29.560 *doesn't let go of hand* 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:34.580 ugh, god 00:02:37.100 --> 00:02:37.800 please let go 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:40.600 UGHH He- 00:02:40.600 --> 00:02:42.600 *other guy in video talking* 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:47.720 HOW ARE THEY STILL HOLDING HANDS?! 00:02:52.160 --> 00:02:52.660 NO 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:54.560 oh my go- 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:55.240 I genuinely- 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:56.120 I can't last longer 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:56.760 I can't 00:02:56.760 --> 00:02:58.200 I can't fucking watch that shit 00:02:58.340 --> 00:02:58.940 it hurts .-. 00:02:59.260 --> 00:03:00.340 it fucking hurt- 00:03:00.340 --> 00:03:00.840 UGH 00:03:00.900 --> 00:03:01.400 'cos he's- 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:03.000 he's gotta review this car and he's like 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:05.040 "You know muthafucka, I'm not letting go of your hand 00:03:05.040 --> 00:03:07.040 until you give me a good review for the camera 00:03:07.040 --> 00:03:07.780 you fookin' bitch" 00:03:11.320 --> 00:03:11.820 please 00:03:12.220 --> 00:03:14.560 PLEASE LET GO OF THE FUCKING HAND 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:15.740 LET GO OF THE HAND 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:17.580 LET GO OF THE HAND 00:03:17.860 --> 00:03:18.920 AHHHH 00:03:18.920 --> 00:03:21.380 Alright, I think I've gather- gathered enough courage 00:03:21.500 --> 00:03:23.980 to watch one of my awkward handshakes. 00:03:24.160 --> 00:03:26.300 This one happened literally like a week ago 00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:27.560 Pewds in video: Welcome! 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:29.040 Jack: Good joke. good joke 00:03:29.180 --> 00:03:29.680 Poods: Thank you 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:32.020 Pewds in video: Oh no.... No *hides from cringe* 00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:33.220 *laughing* 00:03:34.880 --> 00:03:36.200 Jack: Cringemas! :D 00:03:37.020 --> 00:03:37.520 JACK 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:38.440 LEMME JUST 00:03:38.440 --> 00:03:39.920 Let this just be clear! 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:41.600 That was Jack that fucked up! 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:42.100 OKAY 00:03:42.100 --> 00:03:43.720 That was- that was hol- loo- l- l- 00:03:43.720 --> 00:03:45.180 Okay let's see what happened 00:03:45.180 --> 00:03:46.540 let's just deconstruct 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:48.320 He went for the handshake 00:03:48.540 --> 00:03:49.040 I- 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:49.620 aww 00:03:49.760 --> 00:03:52.040 He went for the handshake and then he went away! 00:03:52.580 --> 00:03:53.740 How am I supposed to- 00:03:53.740 --> 00:03:54.840 How do you go away?! 00:03:54.880 --> 00:03:56.380 If you go just commit! 00:03:56.580 --> 00:03:57.540 COMMIT JACK 00:03:57.540 --> 00:03:58.880 HAVE YOU HEARD OF COMMITMENT? 00:03:58.880 --> 00:04:00.020 I BET YOU HAVEN'T 00:04:00.060 --> 00:04:00.940 'COS- YOU'RE 00:04:02.100 --> 00:04:03.220 wh- something bad! 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:04.000 GOT 'EM 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:06.020 That's- that's 100% on Jack! 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:07.760 That's one on Jack 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:08.780 and that's final 00:04:09.020 --> 00:04:09.800 nothing else! 00:04:10.100 --> 00:04:11.100 Can I just say 00:04:11.180 --> 00:04:12.080 Can I just say 00:04:12.260 --> 00:04:14.120 and to myself for that matter 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:14.760 If you- 00:04:14.820 --> 00:04:15.640 If you are ever 00:04:15.780 --> 00:04:16.280 EVER 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:17.680 if you ever find yourself 00:04:18.620 --> 00:04:19.520 on a gaming show 00:04:19.580 --> 00:04:21.420 Whatsoever, whatever fucking happens 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:23.020 Do not shake their hand 00:04:23.460 --> 00:04:24.680 Do not shake any hands 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:26.320 NO- no brofists 00:04:26.720 --> 00:04:27.660 No high fives 00:04:27.860 --> 00:04:28.700 No nothin' 00:04:29.400 --> 00:04:30.440 cos' this is what happens 00:04:35.220 --> 00:04:36.980 UGH I've seen it before 00:04:36.980 --> 00:04:37.760 and it just... 00:04:37.760 --> 00:04:38.700 I wanna die 00:04:40.500 --> 00:04:42.240 UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH 00:04:42.500 --> 00:04:44.280 I don't know why- why does this bother me so much? 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:45.260 Nothing bothers me 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:46.100 Trump 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:47.820 Trump became president? I don't care. 00:04:47.900 --> 00:04:48.400 Handsh- 00:04:48.400 --> 00:04:50.000 AN AWKWARD HANDSHAKE?! 00:04:50.700 --> 00:04:52.440 That's the fucking worst 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:00.840 The thing- The- 00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:02.900 You see that guy? He has an earpiece 00:05:03.260 --> 00:05:04.580 He has to talk to other people 00:05:04.700 --> 00:05:05.820 He's not gonna see your hand 00:05:05.940 --> 00:05:07.020 Just don't shake his hand! 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:12.060 *intense music* 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:20.240 A ONE HAND SHAKE CAN RUIN EVERYTHING 00:05:20.340 --> 00:05:21.240 OOOOOOOBRBNFDBNFD 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:27.180 That was- 00:05:28.180 --> 00:05:29.500 look at that guy's face 00:05:30.060 --> 00:05:32.160 that's the face you make when you wanna die 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:33.040 That guy fucked it up 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:34.920 That guy is literally Jacksepticeye 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:35.820 the guy on the left 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:38.340 *bursts out laughing* 00:05:40.620 --> 00:05:41.780 (idk wtf that sound is 0_o) 00:05:43.740 --> 00:05:44.780 *more laughs* 00:05:46.340 --> 00:05:46.840 S- 00:05:46.940 --> 00:05:49.860 Wait so he hands over the mic, what was he think- * continues to laugh* 00:05:53.640 --> 00:05:55.360 Hey really nice to meet you uhhhhh 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:56.360 Sure 00:05:56.700 --> 00:05:57.200 Sure.. 00:05:57.500 --> 00:05:58.220 Sure buddy 00:05:59.200 --> 00:06:01.700 I think this is probably my- my favorite one 00:06:02.300 --> 00:06:04.780 I- you can say I'm a kind of a connoisseur 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:06.300 of a awkward handshake 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:09.240 But I- I think this one has to be my- my favorite 00:06:09.540 --> 00:06:11.940 Ryan Seacrest high fives a blind guy 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:14.640 *video* I am pumped 00:06:15.420 --> 00:06:16.760 Ryan: As you should be 00:06:17.300 --> 00:06:18.820 Well, I'm giving you a high five 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:20.700 Congratulations. There it is 00:06:21.400 --> 00:06:23.620 and we will see you in Hollywood, California. 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:26.200 No you won't SEE anyone 00:06:26.200 --> 00:06:27.700 in California 00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:29.480 Ryan Seacrest 00:06:29.620 --> 00:06:31.620 Did he ever comment about that? 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:33.740 I think that's what makes it even better 00:06:33.740 --> 00:06:35.220 The fact that he never acknowledged it 00:06:35.840 --> 00:06:37.420 Like, "OH MY GOD 00:06:37.700 --> 00:06:39.740 I TRIED TO HIGH FIVE A BLIND GUY" 00:06:40.400 --> 00:06:44.860 I think- I think I've gathered enough courage (again) to watch another one of mine 00:06:47.260 --> 00:06:48.240 Pewds in video: Oh no ;( 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:49.980 Present day poods: *laughs* You see my reaction right away? 00:06:49.980 --> 00:06:51.040 "Oh no" 00:06:51.380 --> 00:06:51.880 *laughing* "Oh" 00:06:52.080 --> 00:06:53.020 "Oh no" 00:06:53.020 --> 00:06:53.820 *laughing* 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.360 Why is it so hard to me? Am I that awkward? (Yes) 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:01.780 I don't think I'm that awkward. (but you are) 00:07:02.100 --> 00:07:04.020 I just can't do handshakes 00:07:04.500 --> 00:07:05.380 Just don't handshake me 00:07:05.660 --> 00:07:06.260 I don't want to 00:07:06.340 --> 00:07:07.040 I don't wanna touch you 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:08.100 Okay? 00:07:08.140 --> 00:07:08.640 No offense 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:12.280 Who grabs? Why would you grab, Ethan? What's wrong with you? 00:07:12.280 --> 00:07:14.120 That was a high five. It was clearly a high five 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:14.620 Alright? 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:18.280 And, the Conan one - which ya'll keep sending to me by the way!- 00:07:18.280 --> 00:07:20.320 So- ca- would you please stop doin' that?! 00:07:20.320 --> 00:07:23.420 WHO HANDSHAKES DURING A GAMING SESSION? YOU HIGH FIVE! 00:07:27.260 --> 00:07:29.780 YOU GO LIKE THIS! THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GOING FOR A HANDSHAKE! 00:07:29.780 --> 00:07:31.240 LIKE THIS MEANS A HIGH FIVE! 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:33.620 THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! 00:07:33.860 --> 00:07:35.440 Conan: I never wanna do that again. 00:07:35.660 --> 00:07:37.240 WH- I DON'T EVER WANNA DO THAT A- 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:37.780 *keeps replaying* 00:07:37.940 --> 00:07:38.440 SHUT UP 00:07:38.640 --> 00:07:40.380 AND THE GUY, HE FUCKED IT UP TOO 00:07:40.660 --> 00:07:42.140 HE FUCKED IT UP TOO 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:45.420 LOOK AT HIM HE DID IT WRONG AS WELL 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.140 IT'S NOT JUST ME 00:07:47.260 --> 00:07:48.600 I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 00:07:49.100 --> 00:07:50.760 Look at that, that's equally bad 00:07:50.760 --> 00:07:52.080 okay, can you stop? 00:07:52.280 --> 00:07:52.780 can yo- 00:07:53.100 --> 00:07:53.600 STOP 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:54.520 What else do we got? 00:07:54.520 --> 00:07:56.140 oh, this fucking video... 00:07:56.140 --> 00:07:59.580 So... he's challenging these girls 00:07:59.580 --> 00:08:01.800 paid actresses, I should probably call them 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:03.940 To make an awkward handshake with him 00:08:03.940 --> 00:08:06.540 and if they fail, they have to makeout with him. 00:08:07.660 --> 00:08:09.220 The ultimate punishment 00:08:17.300 --> 00:08:19.680 *gross makeout sounds ;pppp* 00:08:29.960 --> 00:08:32.800 Aw I was cringin- I didn't even realize I made that fac- Jesus 00:08:32.960 --> 00:08:34.400 Hey Chris, why don't you h- 00:08:34.660 --> 00:08:36.280 Why don't you get a suit that fits you 00:08:36.660 --> 00:08:38.520 Why don't you get a properly tailored suit 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:41.180 Instead of paying for all these women to kiss you 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:41.740 Alright 00:08:42.880 --> 00:08:45.700 I mean it doesn't seem like a bad job, they're all attractive women 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:46.640 MArzi- 00:08:46.640 --> 00:08:47.760 Marzia 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:49.260 But come on girls 00:08:49.760 --> 00:08:50.820 You can do better 00:08:51.880 --> 00:08:56.520 You don't have to kiss Chris Monroe because you fucked up a handshake 00:08:57.180 --> 00:08:57.700 Cuz I will 00:08:57.940 --> 00:09:00.460 If I kissed everyone I fucked up a handshake with 00:09:00.860 --> 00:09:01.360 I would 00:09:02.220 --> 00:09:04.540 Probably have herpes 6 times over 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:05.860 20 time- 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:07.400 A million times 00:09:08.120 --> 00:09:09.020 You fuck up a handshake 00:09:09.920 --> 00:09:13.040 You pay the consequences. You don't just makeout with people 00:09:13.040 --> 00:09:13.660 Alright, it- 00:09:13.920 --> 00:09:16.720 It kinda triggers me because I have this condition 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:18.320 and he's clearly making fun of it 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:19.660 and I don't think that's fair 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:21.540 I don't think that's very fair at all 00:09:21.660 --> 00:09:22.840 Mr. Chris Monroe 00:09:23.040 --> 00:09:24.460 What the fuck, you guys tweeted me this 00:09:27.660 --> 00:09:28.600 Wait what just happened? 00:09:29.520 --> 00:09:30.240 Is that Hitler? 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:32.760 OHHHH HO HO Ho HOO 00:09:33.800 --> 00:09:36.780 Historically awkward handshake 00:09:36.780 --> 00:09:37.800 What the fuck 00:09:38.780 --> 00:09:39.500 Did Hitler- 00:09:39.740 --> 00:09:40.500 Did Hitler- 00:09:40.760 --> 00:09:42.760 Did Hitler just have an awkward handshake? 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:43.760 Oh my god 00:09:44.420 --> 00:09:45.220 Oh my god 00:09:45.460 --> 00:09:45.960 This 00:09:46.160 --> 00:09:47.960 This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me 00:09:48.780 --> 00:09:49.340 OH ma god 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:50.200 Finally 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:52.220 I can relate to someone 00:09:52.980 --> 00:09:53.480 I'm kidding 00:09:53.680 --> 00:09:54.180 I'm kidding 00:09:54.300 --> 00:09:54.800 pfft 00:09:55.260 --> 00:09:55.900 that's a pret- 00:09:55.900 --> 00:09:57.900 He did it pretty smooth ya know? the... 00:09:58.460 --> 00:09:58.960 the swee- 00:10:00.380 --> 00:10:01.060 man Hitler 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.220 he didn't just do the... 00:10:03.220 --> 00:10:05.120 sorry okay uh sorry too far. Alright 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:06.700 This one I thought was fake 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:08.580 it just seemed to dumb 00:10:09.220 --> 00:10:10.120 to not be real 00:10:10.540 --> 00:10:11.940 So there's this guy with no arms 00:10:12.380 --> 00:10:13.940 AAND he shoots to 00:10:14.540 --> 00:10:15.820 he shoots and wins gold 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:19.220 he actually, absolutely, incredible feet 00:10:19.220 --> 00:10:19.720 Like 00:10:19.880 --> 00:10:21.880 feet, i did- i mean feet, feet 00:10:21.880 --> 00:10:23.580 Oh f- aw shit aw oh no 00:10:24.300 --> 00:10:25.120 LOOK AT THAT 00:10:26.940 --> 00:10:28.500 You fucking idiot 00:10:29.380 --> 00:10:30.360 I thought that was fake 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:32.940 *chuckles* 00:10:32.980 --> 00:10:34.120 To be fair like what 00:10:34.520 --> 00:10:35.680 What do you do with- 00:10:36.160 --> 00:10:36.920 Do you bow? 00:10:37.520 --> 00:10:38.120 You gotta bow- 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:38.620 bow 00:10:38.980 --> 00:10:39.480 *clap* 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:39.980 BOW 00:10:39.980 --> 00:10:40.700 THAT'S IT 00:10:40.780 --> 00:10:42.340 we need to bring back that bowing 00:10:42.760 --> 00:10:43.260 simple 00:10:44.100 --> 00:10:44.700 like Japan 00:10:44.700 --> 00:10:47.840 Why is it so hard? Can we just have one universal thing? 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:51.820 I don't care what it is. I just want one thing so it doesn't have to be so awkward 00:10:52.460 --> 00:10:54.460 The most awkward handshake of 2012 00:10:55.100 --> 00:10:55.740 What happened? 00:10:56.560 --> 00:10:57.260 Oho 00:10:57.760 --> 00:10:59.260 Ohohoho 00:11:01.160 --> 00:11:02.440 I don't know why it's funny 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:04.040 I think it- I think it's because 00:11:04.520 --> 00:11:07.680 people are put in a spot where they don't know how to act 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:09.240 We're so programmed 00:11:09.560 --> 00:11:10.480 Oh this is getting deep 00:11:10.760 --> 00:11:12.480 We're so programmed in our society 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:15.920 Not just in what we say, or how we act, or how- what we eat 00:11:15.920 --> 00:11:19.320 But when we're put in a situation that where we don't know what to do 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:21.700 It's just hilarious 00:11:22.160 --> 00:11:22.980 I realize 00:11:23.260 --> 00:11:24.140 What I must do now 00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:27.740 I must take this to the great outdoors 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:30.820 and I must greet some strangers 00:11:30.980 --> 00:11:31.860 and PRACTICE 00:11:32.300 --> 00:11:33.520 I will become 00:11:34.260 --> 00:11:35.680 The handshake master 00:11:36.380 --> 00:11:38.380 *intense music and explosions* 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:49.980 Alright bros that was this video. I hope you enjoyed watching 00:11:50.620 --> 00:11:52.620 Now I wanna be clear that if you see me... 00:11:52.620 --> 00:11:55.080 Do not interact with me whatsoever 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:55.700 you may- 00:11:55.800 --> 00:11:56.640 you may bow 00:11:56.800 --> 00:11:57.620 Alright here's the thing 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:58.680 if you ever see me 00:11:58.880 --> 00:11:59.800 I want you to bow 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:01.600 Bow to your sensei pretty much 00:12:01.820 --> 00:12:04.460 and that's pretty much all you're allowed to do at this point 00:12:04.460 --> 00:12:04.960 okay? 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:05.460 Don't- 00:12:05.460 --> 00:12:06.000 That's it 00:12:06.280 --> 00:12:06.920 No offense 00:12:07.540 --> 00:12:09.640 Just don't fucking touch- I'm kidding, I'm joking 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:10.880 Umm 00:12:11.060 --> 00:12:13.480 Just don't- I know- I know - I just know you guys 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:17.420 and I know you're gonna fuck with me just 'cos I gave you this very personal information 00:12:17.420 --> 00:12:19.480 Alright. But anyway, if you enjoyed this video 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.360 I think you might enjoy this one 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:21.860 OOHH 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:24.080 It's another one about handshakes 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:24.840 How about that? 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:26.840 Running out of ideas Pewds?