WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:01.040 Thank You 00:00:01.040 --> 00:00:03.040 Old guy:*uh wtf are u doing lol * 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:06.940 Waddup , hey big boy, nice to meet you 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:12.120 Oh nooooooooooooooooo 00:00:12.180 --> 00:00:13.060 Handshakes! 00:00:13.580 --> 00:00:15.100 Why are they so awkward? 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:17.520 I fuckin hate handshakes 00:00:18.380 --> 00:00:18.880 Why? 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:20.140 Why do you have to handshake? 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:21.660 Can't you just be like "alright see ya" 00:00:21.660 --> 00:00:22.720 What's wrong with- *distorted* 00:00:22.720 --> 00:00:24.980 Every time there's a handshake... 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:27.400 Today we're gonna look at some of the most awkward handshakes *me everyday* 00:00:27.400 --> 00:00:29.080 Just for the pure cringe of it 00:00:29.400 --> 00:00:30.140 and uhhh 00:00:30.140 --> 00:00:31.920 well examine some of mine (oh boy!) 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:33.200 Just to see where it went wrong 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.260 Hopefully I feel less bad about myself 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:37.000 We all had a bad handshake 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.120 At some point in our life, ok 00:00:39.340 --> 00:00:41.980 The problem with me is I'll never forget it 00:00:41.980 --> 00:00:43.880 I remember every single detail 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:45.540 I'll wake up in the middle of the night 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:47.140 With cold sweat and be like 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:47.640 FUCK 00:00:48.020 --> 00:00:50.100 Why did I fuck up that handshake 00:00:51.100 --> 00:00:53.100 *horrible memories* 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:57.720 Lets look at some immortalised handshakes 00:00:58.380 --> 00:01:01.740 Wait, there is no way Obama has an awkward handshake 00:01:02.100 --> 00:01:03.380 He is such a cool guy 00:01:04.780 --> 00:01:05.500 There it is 00:01:05.960 --> 00:01:06.960 Awwww 00:01:07.360 --> 00:01:07.860 Ahh 00:01:09.860 --> 00:01:10.560 What the hell! 00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:11.960 That wasn't even to bad 00:01:12.220 --> 00:01:13.260 Are you serious 00:01:13.720 --> 00:01:14.920 Painfully awkward? (Stop spelling awkward wrong who ever u are omg) 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:15.940 Oh you haven't even 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:18.080 You haven't even seen pain 00:01:18.420 --> 00:01:19.940 ABC news you don't know 00:01:20.340 --> 00:01:21.220 My suffering... 00:01:21.300 --> 00:01:23.460 You don't even know my suffering 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:25.800 Look at that 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:27.600 Look at that guys dead dead look 00:01:27.600 --> 00:01:29.780 He's like, fuck we fucked that up didn't we 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:30.780 That's awkward 00:01:30.780 --> 00:01:32.580 This is my favorite one I think 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:33.620 Cuz 00:01:33.620 --> 00:01:35.860 Lets just watch, it's beautiful 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:39.420 They do the shake 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:41.460 Ohhhhhhhhh! 00:01:41.600 --> 00:01:42.240 Wohoho 00:01:44.780 --> 00:01:45.280 Yes 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:50.380 Why *laughter* 00:01:50.380 --> 00:01:52.380 UUUUUUEHHHHHH 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:55.340 WHY! 00:01:56.440 --> 00:01:56.940 How 00:01:56.940 --> 00:01:57.440 Ugh 00:01:57.660 --> 00:01:58.160 Listen 00:01:58.200 --> 00:01:59.240 You gotta let go 00:01:59.240 --> 00:02:00.840 Gotta know when to let go 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:03.340 Some people don't when to let go 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:04.080 That guy's like 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:04.820 Alright, well I 00:02:04.820 --> 00:02:06.880 Guess we're going on a little journey now 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:11.320 why couldn't he just *laughter* 00:02:13.380 --> 00:02:15.380 There is another one like that 00:02:15.600 --> 00:02:18.000 we've all been in that one handshake 00:02:18.160 --> 00:02:20.880 Where the guy or girl just hold on too long 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:23.960 Lets watch 00:02:34.060 --> 00:02:34.560 oh god 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:37.920 Please let go 00:02:39.900 --> 00:02:40.400 UGHHHH, he 00:02:45.540 --> 00:02:47.780 How are they still holding hands? 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:52.620 NO! 00:02:54.440 --> 00:02:56.400 I genuinley can't last longer 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:56.900 I can't 00:02:56.900 --> 00:02:58.320 I can't fucking watch this shit 00:02:58.420 --> 00:02:58.980 It hurts 00:02:59.180 --> 00:03:00.160 It fucking hurts 00:03:00.160 --> 00:03:00.660 Ugh 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:03.000 Cause he's gonna review this car 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:04.240 And he's like, you know motherfucker 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:07.000 I'm not letting go of your hand until you give me a good review for the camera 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:07.560 You fucking bitch 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:11.900 Please 00:03:12.260 --> 00:03:14.420 Please let go of the fucking hand 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:15.800 Let go of the hand 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:17.560 Let go of the hand! 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:24.000 Alright, I think I've gathered enough courage to watch one of my awkward handshakes 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.520 This one happened litteraly like a week ago 00:03:26.980 --> 00:03:28.180 Welcome, good job 00:03:28.300 --> 00:03:28.860 Welcome 00:03:28.940 --> 00:03:29.500 Good job 00:03:29.500 --> 00:03:30.140 Thank you 00:03:31.500 --> 00:03:32.000 Cool 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:35.780 Cringemas! 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:37.460 Jack! 00:03:37.660 --> 00:03:38.380 Let me just 00:03:38.600 --> 00:03:40.040 Let this just be clear 00:03:40.040 --> 00:03:42.020 That was Jack that fucked up, ok 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:43.200 That was, that was 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:45.020 Lets just see what happened 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:46.400 Lets deconstruct 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:48.200 He went for the handshake 00:03:48.480 --> 00:03:48.980 I 00:03:49.320 --> 00:03:49.820 Ohhh 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:50.700 Went for the handshake 00:03:50.760 --> 00:03:52.120 And then he went away 00:03:52.580 --> 00:03:53.780 How am I suposed to 00:03:53.780 --> 00:03:54.880 How do you go away? 00:03:55.220 --> 00:03:56.580 If you go just commit 00:03:56.940 --> 00:03:59.120 Commit Jack, have you heard of commitment? 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.320 I bet you have, cause 00:04:01.660 --> 00:04:03.180 What's something bad? 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:04.060 Gottem 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:06.080 That's 100% on Jack 00:04:06.480 --> 00:04:07.760 That's 100% on Jack 00:04:07.860 --> 00:04:08.900 and that's fine 00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:10.020 Nothing else 00:04:10.160 --> 00:04:11.040 Can I just say 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:13.940 Can I just say, and to myself for that matter 00:04:14.780 --> 00:04:16.140 If you are ever, ever 00:04:16.220 --> 00:04:17.740 You ever find yourself 00:04:18.700 --> 00:04:19.740 On a gaming show 00:04:19.740 --> 00:04:21.480 What so ever, whatever fucking happens 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:22.940 Do not shake their hand 00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:24.640 Do not shake any hands 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:26.180 No brofists 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:27.680 No highfives 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:28.720 No nothing 00:04:29.460 --> 00:04:30.760 Cause this is what happens 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:36.060 Ogh 00:04:36.060 --> 00:04:37.080 I've seen it before 00:04:37.280 --> 00:04:38.000 And it just 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:38.720 I wanna die 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:42.240 Oghhhhh 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:44.580 I don't know why does this bother me so much 00:04:44.580 --> 00:04:45.660 Nothing bothers me 00:04:45.660 --> 00:04:46.160 Trump 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:47.340 Trump became president 00:04:47.340 --> 00:04:47.840 I don't care 00:04:47.840 --> 00:04:48.560 Handshakes 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:49.640 An awkward handshake 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:52.040 That's the fucking worst 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:00.640 The thing 00:05:01.380 --> 00:05:02.420 You see that guy 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:03.180 He has an earpiece 00:05:03.180 --> 00:05:04.620 He has to talk to other people 00:05:04.620 --> 00:05:05.940 he's not gonna see your hand 00:05:05.940 --> 00:05:07.000 Just don't shake his hand 00:05:17.700 --> 00:05:19.180 A once handshake 00:05:19.180 --> 00:05:20.000 Can ruin everything 00:05:27.960 --> 00:05:29.400 Look at that guys face 00:05:29.840 --> 00:05:32.240 That's the face you make when you die 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:33.080 That guy fucked it up 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:34.560 that guy is literally Jacksepticeye 00:05:34.740 --> 00:05:35.800 The guy on the left 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:44.860 Hahaha 00:05:46.880 --> 00:05:48.800 Wait, so he hands over the mic 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:50.120 What was he thinking 00:05:53.520 --> 00:05:55.280 Hey really nice to meet you 00:05:55.780 --> 00:05:56.280 Sure 00:05:56.620 --> 00:05:57.120 Sure 00:05:57.500 --> 00:05:58.220 sure buddy 00:05:59.140 --> 00:06:01.780 I think this is probably my favorite one 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:06.400 I, you could say I'm a kind of a connoisseur of awkward handshake 00:06:06.520 --> 00:06:09.320 but I, I think this one has to be my favorite 00:06:09.660 --> 00:06:12.060 Ryan Seacrest highfives a blind guy 00:06:24.060 --> 00:06:27.080 No you wont see anyone in California 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:29.520 Ryan Seacrest 00:06:29.660 --> 00:06:31.280 Did he ever comment about that 00:06:31.280 --> 00:06:33.580 I think that's what makes it even better 00:06:33.580 --> 00:06:35.380 The fact that he never acknowledged it 00:06:35.880 --> 00:06:37.460 Like, oh my god 00:06:37.740 --> 00:06:39.740 I tried to highfive a blind guy 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:43.160 I think I've gathered enough courage 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.880 To watch another one of mine 00:06:48.020 --> 00:06:50.020 You see my reaction right away 00:06:50.200 --> 00:06:53.440 Oh no, Oh no 00:06:58.100 --> 00:06:59.460 Why is it so hard to me 00:06:59.460 --> 00:07:00.560 Am I that awkward? 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:01.820 I don't think I'm that awkward 00:07:02.300 --> 00:07:04.060 I just can't do handshakes 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:05.640 Just don't handshake me 00:07:05.740 --> 00:07:06.700 I don't want to 00:07:06.700 --> 00:07:07.940 I don't wanna touch you, ok 00:07:07.940 --> 00:07:08.660 No offense 00:07:09.760 --> 00:07:10.560 Who grabs? 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:11.240 Why would you grab 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:11.740 Ethan 00:07:11.740 --> 00:07:12.240 Whats wrong with you? 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.000 That was a highfive, that was clearly a highfive 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.660 Alright and the Conan one 00:07:15.660 --> 00:07:18.200 Which you all keeps sending to me by the way 00:07:18.900 --> 00:07:20.420 Please stop doing that 00:07:20.420 --> 00:07:22.260 Who handshakes during a gaming session? 00:07:22.340 --> 00:07:23.220 You highfive 00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:28.480 You go like this 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:29.700 That doesn't mean you are going for a hand shake 00:07:29.700 --> 00:07:31.300 Like this means a highfive 00:07:31.520 --> 00:07:33.520 That's not my fucking problem 00:07:34.780 --> 00:07:37.180 Well I don't ever wanna do that again 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:38.500 Shut up 00:07:38.500 --> 00:07:40.220 and the guy, he fucked it up to 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:42.080 He fucked it up to 00:07:43.540 --> 00:07:45.460 Look at him, he did it wrong aswell 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.080 It's not just me 00:07:47.440 --> 00:07:48.720 I'm not the only one 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:51.320 Look at that , that's equally bad, ok 00:07:51.440 --> 00:07:52.800 Can you stop , can you 00:07:53.060 --> 00:07:53.560 Stop 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:54.720 What else do we got? 00:07:54.840 --> 00:07:56.280 Oh this fucking video 00:07:56.840 --> 00:07:58.600 So he is challenging these 00:07:58.620 --> 00:08:01.980 Girls, paid actresses I should probably call them 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:04.200 To make an awkward handshake with them 00:08:04.380 --> 00:08:05.420 and if they fail 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:06.960 they have to makeout with him 00:08:07.520 --> 00:08:09.200 The ultimate punishment 00:08:29.960 --> 00:08:30.680 I was cringing 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:32.040 I didn't even realise I made that face 00:08:32.040 --> 00:08:32.540 Jesus 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:34.260 Hey Chris, why don't you 00:08:34.260 --> 00:08:36.280 Why don't you gt a suit that fits you? 00:08:36.280 --> 00:08:38.460 Why don't you get a propperly tailored suit? 00:08:39.420 --> 00:08:41.240 Instead of paying all these women to kiss you 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:41.740 Alright 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:44.180 I mean it doesn't seem like a bad job 00:08:44.180 --> 00:08:45.740 They're all atractive women 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:47.780 Marzia, Marzia 00:08:48.220 --> 00:08:49.420 But, come on girls 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:50.840 You can do better 00:08:52.300 --> 00:08:54.620 You don't have to kiss Chris Monroe 00:08:54.620 --> 00:08:56.220 Cause you fucked up a handshake 00:08:57.180 --> 00:08:57.980 Couse I will 00:08:57.980 --> 00:09:00.300 If I kissed everyone I fucked up a handshake with 00:09:00.900 --> 00:09:01.400 I would 00:09:01.940 --> 00:09:03.380 Probably have herpes 00:09:03.680 --> 00:09:04.640 Six times over 00:09:05.560 --> 00:09:07.240 20 times, a million times 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:09.360 You fuck up a handshake 00:09:09.860 --> 00:09:10.800 You pay the consequences 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:12.880 You don't just make out with people 00:09:13.020 --> 00:09:13.660 Alright 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:15.320 it kinda triggers me 00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:16.600 Because I have this condition 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:18.520 And he's clearly making fun of it 00:09:18.520 --> 00:09:19.760 And I don't think that's fair 00:09:19.760 --> 00:09:21.740 I don't think that is very fair at all 00:09:21.920 --> 00:09:23.040 Mr. Chris Monroe 00:09:23.040 --> 00:09:24.560 What the fuck, you guys tweeted me this 00:09:27.820 --> 00:09:28.640 Wait, what just happened 00:09:29.700 --> 00:09:30.240 Is that Hitler 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:32.780 Ohhhhhh!! 00:09:33.940 --> 00:09:37.140 Historically awkward handshake, what the fuck 00:09:39.100 --> 00:09:40.620 Did Hitler, did Hitler 00:09:40.620 --> 00:09:42.740 Did Hitler just have an awkward handshake? 00:09:43.280 --> 00:09:43.840 Oh my god 00:09:44.460 --> 00:09:45.020 Oh my god 00:09:45.020 --> 00:09:48.300 This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me 00:09:48.820 --> 00:09:49.600 Oh my god 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:50.140 Finally 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:52.400 I can relate to someone 00:09:52.940 --> 00:09:53.500 Kidding 00:09:53.780 --> 00:09:54.580 I'm kidding 00:09:55.400 --> 00:09:55.900 That's a pretty 00:09:55.900 --> 00:09:57.260 He did it pretty smooth 00:09:57.280 --> 00:09:58.080 You know the 00:10:00.520 --> 00:10:01.320 Man, Hitler 00:10:02.060 --> 00:10:03.420 He didn't just do the 00:10:03.420 --> 00:10:04.900 Sorry, ok, to far, allright 00:10:04.900 --> 00:10:06.600 This one I thought was fake 00:10:07.220 --> 00:10:08.660 It just seemed to dumb 00:10:09.280 --> 00:10:10.160 To not be real 00:10:10.160 --> 00:10:11.880 So it's this guy with no arms 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:13.740 And shoots 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:16.000 He shoots and wins gold 00:10:16.940 --> 00:10:19.360 He actually has absolutely incredible feet 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:20.320 Like feet 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:23.620 I mean feet, not shit oh no 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:25.200 Look at that! 00:10:27.220 --> 00:10:28.420 You fucking idiot 00:10:29.060 --> 00:10:30.580 I thought that was fake 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:34.100 To be fair 00:10:34.620 --> 00:10:35.500 What do you do 00:10:36.260 --> 00:10:36.980 Do you bow? 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:38.480 You gotta bow 00:10:39.500 --> 00:10:40.000 Bow 00:10:40.140 --> 00:10:40.780 That's it 00:10:40.780 --> 00:10:42.220 We need to bring back the bowing 00:10:42.900 --> 00:10:43.400 Simple 00:10:44.060 --> 00:10:44.780 Like Japan 00:10:44.780 --> 00:10:45.660 Why is it so hard? 00:10:45.700 --> 00:10:48.100 Can we just have one universal thing 00:10:48.100 --> 00:10:49.260 I don't care what it is 00:10:49.260 --> 00:10:51.940 I just want one thing so it doesn't have to be so awkward 00:10:52.660 --> 00:10:54.980 The most awkward handshake of 2012 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:56.160 What happend 00:10:56.740 --> 00:10:57.240 Oh 00:10:58.100 --> 00:10:59.240 Oh, oh, oh 00:11:00.860 --> 00:11:02.620 I don't know why it's funny 00:11:02.760 --> 00:11:04.120 I think it's because 00:11:04.700 --> 00:11:07.620 People are put in a spot where they don't know how to act. 00:11:08.140 --> 00:11:09.500 we're so programmed 00:11:09.500 --> 00:11:10.880 Oh, this is getting deep 00:11:10.880 --> 00:11:12.520 We're so programmed in our society 00:11:12.520 --> 00:11:16.160 Not just what we say or how we act or what we eat 00:11:16.160 --> 00:11:17.740 But when we're put in a situation 00:11:17.740 --> 00:11:19.200 where we don't know what to do 00:11:20.180 --> 00:11:21.540 It's just hilarious 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:22.880 I realise 00:11:23.380 --> 00:11:24.220 What I must do now 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:27.720 I must take this to the great outdoors 00:11:28.700 --> 00:11:30.780 And I must greet some strangers 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:32.000 And practice 00:11:32.420 --> 00:11:33.660 I will become 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:35.680 The handshake master 00:11:46.760 --> 00:11:47.640 Alright bros 00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:48.620 That was this video 00:11:48.620 --> 00:11:50.380 I hope you enjoyed watching 00:11:50.620 --> 00:11:53.020 Now I wanna be clear that if you see me 00:11:53.020 --> 00:11:54.280 Do not interact with me 00:11:54.280 --> 00:11:55.080 Whatsoever 00:11:55.260 --> 00:11:56.400 You may bow 00:11:56.400 --> 00:11:57.820 Alright here's the thing 00:11:57.820 --> 00:11:58.800 If you ever see me 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:00.040 I want you to bow 00:12:00.040 --> 00:12:01.640 Bow to you sensei pretty much 00:12:01.640 --> 00:12:04.540 And that's pretty much all you are allowed to at this point 00:12:04.540 --> 00:12:05.040 Ok? 00:12:05.460 --> 00:12:06.180 That's it. 00:12:06.460 --> 00:12:07.180 No offense 00:12:07.180 --> 00:12:08.300 Just don't fucking touch 00:12:08.300 --> 00:12:08.800 I'm kidding 00:12:08.980 --> 00:12:09.700 I'm joking 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:11.840 Just don't 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:13.500 I know, I know, I just know you guys 00:12:13.500 --> 00:12:17.380 And I know you are gonna fuck with me just because I gave you this very personal information 00:12:17.380 --> 00:12:17.880 Alright 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:18.680 But anyway 00:12:18.680 --> 00:12:20.020 If you enjoyed this video. 00:12:20.020 --> 00:12:21.580 I think you might enjoy this one 00:12:21.660 --> 00:12:22.160 Ohhh 00:12:22.160 --> 00:12:24.240 It's another one about handshakes *nooo* 00:12:24.300 --> 00:12:25.260 How about that 00:12:25.260 --> 00:12:26.220 Running out of Ideas pewds?