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謝謝你

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老人：???

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怎樣? 嗨大男孩，很高興認識你

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喔不-------------------。

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握手！

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為何會如此尷尬?

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我他媽的恨握手

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為何?

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為何你們必須握手?

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難道你不能只是 "好喔，下次見"

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你有甚麼毛病?

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每次都要握手

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今天我們要來看看些最尷尬的握手

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會有一點點讓你超級尷尬的感覺

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然後，呃--

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對我來說也是某種試驗

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來看看哪裡出了問題

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希望我不要對自己感覺太差

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我們都有過很糟的握手

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在我們人生之中，OK

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我還有一個問題，就是我永遠不會忘記它們

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我記得每個細節

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我會在半夜醒過來

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冒著冷汗想說：

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幹

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為何我要搞砸這次的握手?

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*崩潰*

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讓我來看看些永生不死的握手

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等等，歐巴馬不可能有尷尬的握手

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他是個酷男

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來了

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喔喔喔喔

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啊啊

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搞什麼?

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這甚至沒那麼差

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你認真的嗎?

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痛苦的尷尬?

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喔你還沒有過呢

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你還沒有體驗過痛苦

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ABC新聞台你不懂

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我的痛苦....

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你甚至不懂我痛苦在哪

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看看這個

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看看這傢伙的死樣子

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他就像是"幹我們搞砸了對吧?"

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這真尷尬

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我想這是我最喜歡的一個

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因為

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我們來看吧，真是太美了

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他們握手

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喔喔喔喔喔-----!!

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沃齁齁----σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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爽啦

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為何?*笑*

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呵-------------థ౪థ

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為何?

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怎麼會?

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呃

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聽著

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你該放手

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你必須知道甚麼時候該放手

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有些人不知道甚麼時候該放手

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這傢伙就像

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好吧，我--

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我猜想我們現在要來個小旅行了

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為何他不能就--(笑)

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有另外一個類似的

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我們都有過那種握手

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有些男孩或女孩就是握得太久

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我們來看

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天啊

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拜託放手

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呃---他-

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為何他們還是握著手?

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不!

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我真的沒辦法握這麼久

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我沒辦法

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我他媽的沒辦法看這坨屎

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好難受

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真他媽的很難受

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呃！

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因為他要評論這台車

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他就像是"你知道嗎?混帳東西"

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"我不會放開你的手，直到你在鏡頭前給我好的評價"

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你他媽的婊子

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拜託

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拜託他媽的放開手

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放開手!!

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放開手-----!!

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好吧，我想我已經有足夠的勇氣
來看我自己的尷尬握手

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這大概是發生在上個星期

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歡迎，很好

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歡迎

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很好

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謝謝你

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酷

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尷尬聖誕節！

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Jack！(綠髮男子)

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讓我來--

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讓我們把話說清楚

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是Jack把這搞砸了，ok?

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那是、那是

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讓我們來看看發生了什麼事

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讓我們來分析

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他想來個握手

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我

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喔喔喔

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他要握手

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然後他又縮回去了

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我是要怎麼--

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為何你要縮回去?

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如果你就這樣撐住

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撐住Jack，你有聽過"撐住"嗎?

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我打賭你有，因為

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發生了甚麼壞事?

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抓到了

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對Jack來說是百分之百

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對Jack來說是百分之百

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這是可以的

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沒別的了

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我可不可以說

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我可不可以說，我真的很在意

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如果你不曾、從來不曾

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你不知道自己在幹嘛

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在遊戲節目裡

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無論如何，無論發生他媽的什麼事

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不要握他們的手

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不要握任何一隻手

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不要做兄弟拳

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不要擊掌

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不要沒事

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因為這就是會發生的事(播影片)

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呃

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我之前看過這個

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然後這---

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我想死

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呃呃呃呃------

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我不知道為何這件事這麼困擾我

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沒有東西困擾我

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川普

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川普變成總統

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我不在乎

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握手

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尷尬的握手

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真他媽是最糟的

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這件事

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你看那小子

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他有戴對講機

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他必須跟其他人說話

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他沒有看見你的手

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不要去握他的手

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一次握手

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可以摧毀所有東西

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看看這傢伙的臉

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這臉就是你超想死的臉

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這傢伙搞砸了

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這傢伙真的就是Jacksepticeye(剛剛的綠髮男子)

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左邊這傢伙

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哈哈哈

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等等，所以他接過麥克風

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他在想什麼

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嘿真的很高興認識你

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當然

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當然

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當然了兄弟

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我想這可能是我最喜歡的一個

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我，你可以說我算是尷尬握手的內行人

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但，我想這是我最喜歡的一個

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Ryan Seacrest跟盲人擊掌

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不，你不會在加州看到任何人
(呼應影片所說的)

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Ryan Seacrest

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他有沒有對此發表言論過?

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我想這是處理這件事比較好的方法

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事實是他從來沒確認過這件事

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像是，我的老天爺啊

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我居然試著跟盲人擊掌

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我想我又集夠勇氣了

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看我自己的另一個尷尬握手

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你很快可以看到我的反應

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喔不，喔不

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為何這對我來說這麼難?

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我在尷尬嗎?

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我不覺得我在尷尬

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我只是沒辦法握手

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不要跟我握手

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我不想要

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我不想碰你好嗎?

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這沒有錯

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誰會抓住?

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為何你要抓住?

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Ethan(人名)

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你有甚麼毛病?

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這是擊掌，這很明顯是個擊掌

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好，跟Conan的那次

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就是那個你們一直傳給我的那支影片

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拜託不要再這麼做了

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誰會在遊戲中跟別人握手?

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你擊掌

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你卻這樣做

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這根本不是要跟你握手的意思

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這是要跟你擊掌

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這他媽的不是我的問題

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我不想再做這種事了

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閉嘴

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還有那傢伙，他也搞砸了

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他也搞砸了

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看看他，他也做錯了

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不是只有我

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我不是唯一一個

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看看這個，這也一樣糟好嗎?

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你能不能停下來，你能不能

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停下來

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我們還有些什麼?

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喔這他媽的影片

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他在挑戰這些

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女孩，我應該叫她們付費演員

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跟這些人一起尷尬的握手

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然後如果她們失敗了

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她們必須跟這男的出去

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最終極的懲罰

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我的尷尬症犯了

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我甚至沒注意到我做了這種表情

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天啊

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嗨Chirst，你為何不--

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你為何不選個跟你相襯的西裝?

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你為何不選個合身的西裝?

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而不是付錢讓這些女人親你

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好吧

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我是說這好像不是一個壞工作

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她們都是有吸引力的女人

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Marzia, Marzia

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但，拜託女孩們

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你們可以做得更好的

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你們不需要親 Chris Monroe

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因為你搞砸了握手

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因為我會

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如果我親了每個搞砸握手的人

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我會

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可能會有皰疹

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在6次之後

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20次之後，一百萬次之後

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你搞砸了握手

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你會付出代價

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你不只需要跟某個人出去

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好吧

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這有點觸發我了

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因為我有這個條件

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而且他很明顯只是想玩

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我不覺得這是公平的

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我一點都不覺得這是公平的

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Chris Monroe先生

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這三小，你們這些傢伙推特這個給我

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等等，剛剛發生了什麼?

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是希特勒嗎?

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喔喔喔喔喔!!

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歷史性的尷尬握手，三小啦

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希特勒做的，希特勒做的

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希特勒也有尷尬的握手嗎?

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我的天啊

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我的天

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這是我身上發生過最偉大的事

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我的天啊

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終於

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我可以跟某人有關了

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開玩笑

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我是開玩笑的

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這真的很

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他真的做得很圓滑

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你知道那個

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男人，希特勒

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它並不只是--

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抱歉，OK，還好，好吧

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這個我覺得是假的

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這感覺似乎太模糊

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以致不像真的

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所以這傢伙沒有手臂

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然後射箭

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他射出劍而且贏得金牌

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他真的有雙讓人難以置信的腳

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像是..腳

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我是說腳，喔賽啦不要

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看看這個！

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你這他媽白癡

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我想這是假的

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為了公平起見

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你在幹嘛

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你敬禮?

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你敬禮了??

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敬禮

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這就對了

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你需要找回你的敬禮

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簡單的

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就像日本

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為何這這麼難?

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我們可否有個全球共識

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我不在乎是什麼

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我只希望這不會讓大家尷尬

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2012年最尷尬的握手

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發生什麼事

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喔

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喔喔喔---

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不知道到這為何這麼好笑

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我想這是因為

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這些人們被放在一個
他們不知該做甚麼的地方

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我們太墨守成規了

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喔，越來越深入了

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我們在社會中太墨守成規

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不只是我們說了甚麼、做了什麼或吃了甚麼

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但我們進到那個狀況裡

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我們不知道該做甚麼的地方

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只會變得搞笑

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我知道

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我現在該做甚麼了

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我需要去偉大的外面

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然後我必須跟些陌生人打招呼

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接著練習

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我會變成

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握手大師

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好了兄弟們

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這就是這個影片

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我希望你很喜歡

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現在我要說清楚，如果你看到我

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不要跟我互動

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無論如何

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你可以鞠躬

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好了，就是這個

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如果你看到我

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我希望你鞠躬

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就像你跟你的老師鞠躬

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這差不多就是被允許的範圍

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好嗎?

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就是這樣

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沒有錯

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不要他媽的碰我

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我是開玩笑的

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我說笑的

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就是不要---

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我知道，我知道，我知道你們這幫兄弟

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我知道你們想幹我
因為我給你非常私人的資訊

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好了

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但是，總之

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如果你喜歡這支影片

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我想你也會很喜歡這一個

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喔喔喔

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這是另一個關於握手的影片

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這個如何

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pewds沒有點子了?