Crying for views
A move so desperate
So foul
It's only used by the scummiest youtubers
So that's what we're gonna do here today!
On the Pewdiepie channel, is anyone surprised?
Didn't think so, lets go!
Ohhhh no, he can't handle it
Look at him that's so cute
yeah great way to ruin it with the worst fucking picture ever
OK FINE
You may have moved me a little bit
but I'm not gonna cry
I mean I need to cry that's how I get the views for the thumbnail
We'll- We'll get there okay
Are you crying yet? (no)
Little boy is crushed by the news that there will be no Half Life 3
WAIT THERE WILL BE NO HALF LIFE 3?
Is this the end of- Yeah this is the end of episode two
The fucking cliffhanger that they planted fucking decades ago
This is fucking brilliant
So they're filming and playing the ending of Half Life episode two
A fucking ball-crushing ending you know
This kid hasn't even got his balls yet (rip..)
[laughs]
[laughs] So we'll never know what happened
ohhh
Oh my god
Someone send this footage to Gabe right fucking now
Look what he did
Do you understand the consequences, Gabe, of what your actions are?
Look at that poor boy's face
*such sadness..*
*such cry*
How could you do this?
Guy: And we're gonna make it happen one way or the other that I guarantee, yes
Other guy: One personal thing from me to you is you can lose everything but whatever you do, please don't lose your mind
Sad hamster
The fuck is this, two hundred views?
pewd: *wtf*
*fake chocking up*
*fake tears of joy* X'3
Now that's sad (pewds are you okay?)
That's actually sad
(what)
(oh wow)
It's so sad! It's so-
Oh my god he's sobbing jesus
You know when the saliva comes out that's when you got a real juicy crying going on
Kid's dad: Are you sure you don't want me to change it?
He said No I'm into it
Dad shut the fuck up I'm into it
Kid's dad: Is it a sad song?
Kid's dad: But you like the sad song?
Just dad- Dad please lemme sob a lil
Well that's just- you know I don't know what to say
The kid- the kid is a fucking pussy
You raised a pussy pretty much you might as well have bought yourself a cat
(wow pewds, wow.) *claps* T~T
Little kid very happy over banana
Little kid screaming: A BANANA!
A banana
I wanna...
I wanna take a you know one of those things that you have for uhm slaughtering pigs
you know that they pop in the neck and you know [makes sound]
and then they just silently gonna shift away
that's what I want right now
Why did he rub his face with a banana
Am I the only one concerned about this?
(banana love ;33)
That's not a normal reaction to bananas I'm sorry
I know it's cute but no!
The guy clearly has some banana issues
Girl: Ten
Girl: Nine
Girl: Eight
Pewds: What's happening
What's happening
Girl: Six
Pewds: Is it gonna happen?
Girl: Five
Girl: Four
Girl: Three
Girl: Two
Girl: One
(LMAOOOOO)
Hey that got- I got- I felt something
I think that one worked
But not good enough!
How do other youtubers do it?
Try not to cry challenge warning this will make you cry okay
I got nothing I can't
OH oh that's so sad
Oh man do you see these live tears?
[sobs] Sorry I just need the thumbnail
You gotta- you gotta fucking hook me up on that shit man
Damn, dog
Did you see that?
Look at that guy's face
Slippy you gotta hook me up man
I love you Slippy
You're such a fucking awesome toad
Teach me how to get high aight
He's so soft and chill
no? okay
His poison glands are- you can see his glands are out
If I lick there... I should be trippen out right now
Oh my god he's looking at me
He's like "Do it DO IT MUTHAFUCKA"
Well it looks like I haven't managed to cry yet
but there's one more video to watch
Guy: How y'all doing today
Pewds: NO
Woman: If you sold everything what do you have now?
Guy: [sadly laughs]
Guy: I have Bulletball
Guy: I don't even have a home to go back to
Guy: I'll stay in my car
Guy: I felt like I needed to do something, take the risk, do something for myself
Guy: This is my dream come true, it will happen
Guy: It was destined to be
Guy: I have my invention and I'm telling you, Bulletball is going to be a success
Guy: You don't understand
Pewds: You don't understand
Guy: I don't know what I'm gonna go back to
Guy: but in years from now I'll be smiling up in heaven, saying I knew one day it would happen
Pewds: Bulletball will happen
Leave a like for bulletball and I'll see you bros in the next video
Stay awesome bros
*ending music*
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