Crying for views *dramatic music*
A move so desperate
So foul, it's only used by the scummiest youtubers *shots fired*
So that's what we're gonna do here today
on the POODIEPIE channel. Is anyone surprised?
Didn't think so, let's go
OH HO HO HO HO
Oh no he can't handle it
Look at him! Oh that's so cute
Yeah great, way to ruin it with the worse fucking picture ever
Ok fine, you may have moved me a little bit
but I'm not gonna cry. I mean I need to cry
That's how I get the views from the thumbnail *no shit, pewds*
I'll-we'll get-we'll get there....OK
Are you crying yet?
Little boy is crushed by the news that there will be no Half Life 3
Wait, there will be no Half Life 3? *yep*
Is this the- yeah, this is the end of episode 2
The fucking cliffhanger that they planned fucking decades ago *OOH,tell me more*
This is fucking brilliant *it is*
So they're filming him playing the ending of Half Life episode 2
The fucking ball crushing ending you know
This kid doesn't even have gotten his balls yet
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO
So we'll never know what happened. AH HA HA HA
Awwww *poor kid, poor Pewds*
Shit
Oh my god
Someone send this footage to Gabe right fucking now
Look what he did
Do you understand the consequences Gabe? Of what your actions are?
Look at that poor boy's face
How could you do this?
Sad hamster
The fuck is this-two hundred views?
Now that's sad
That's actually sad
It's so sad-it's so
Oh my god he's sobbing Jesus
You know when the saliva comes out that's when you got a real juicy
Juicy cry going on
He's like no, I'm into it, Dad shut the fuck up I'm into it
Dad, dad please, let me sob alone
Well that's just - you know I don't know what to say
The kid-the kid is a fucking pussy
You raised the pussy pretty much
You might as well have- bought yourself a cat
Little kid very happy over banana
A banana
I wanna- is it weird-I wanna take a
You know one of those things that you have for erm
Slaughtering pigs, you know like they pop in the neck you know
And they just, silently gonna shit the way
That's what I want right now
Why does he rub his face with the banana
Is that - am I the only one concerned about this?
That's not a normal reaction to a banana, I'm sorry
I know it's cute, but no
The guy clearly had some banana issues
What's happening?
Is it gonna happen?
Eh that kinda-eh I felt something
I think that one worked
But not good enough
How do- how do other youtubers do it?
Try not to cry challenge, warning this WILL make you cry. Okay
I got nothing, I can't- I cant't
*sprays himself with water*
Oh, oh that's so sad
Oh man do you see these live tears?
*sprays more*
I just need- sorry I just need a thumbnail
You gotta- you gotta fucking hook me up on that shit man
Damn dawg, did he see that?
Look at that guys face
Slippy you gotta hook me up man
I- I love you Slippy
You're such a fucking awesome toad. Teach me how to get high alright?
He's so soft and chill
No? Okay
His poison glands are eh
You can see his- his glands are out
If I lick there, I should be trippin out right now
Oh my god, he's looking at me
He's like DO IT DO IT MOTHERFUCKER
Well it looks like I haven't managed to cry yet
But there's one more video to watch
No
You don't understand
But what will happen?
Leave a like for bullet bro and I'll see you bros in the next video
Stay awesome BROFIST