Ainsley!
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Ainsley!
[Poor quality] (thats probably why your chanel is dying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MY CHANNEL IS DYING.
I GET LIKE 10% VIEWS OF MY ACTUAL SUB COUNT. *Hurts Ainsley*
What do I do? *sensual Ainsley face touch* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Wait.
[BWOOOOOOOSH]
Shut the- shut the fuck up for a second. *Ainsley is dishonoring senpai*
What's this?
Try not to cry chah-llesh...
Dude you're--
You're good man. Aisley: I do g00d senpai?
[BWOOSH]
Everyone knows: tears means views $$$. That youtube revenue
Let's do this!
[happy guitar strumming] (Pewds prepares to ugly cry)
♫Merrily we fall, out of line, out of line♫
♫I'd fall anywhere with you, I'm by your side♫ (Pewds ready to cry)
♫Swinging--♫
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?
People cry at this?!
[Tries to table flip] DISGUSTING!
That is absolutely DISGUSTING!
*Spits on the floor*
I would never cry on camera. (k, pussy...)
That is the lamest shit I ever heard.
I would never do such a disgusting act!
There's no fucking way I can do it.
I'm a fully fledged psychopath.
There's no way I would cry on camera!
*sniffles*
Except maybe that one time. :|
Loser cries in 3..2..1..
[EH-HUHUHUHU]
He-hey man!
If you didn't cry at that part,
You're-- There's something wrong with you. (Yep, i agree.)
That was some sad shit, ok?
I get a pa-ess (Just this time)
Keemstar (The loser) crying about his bowledness. (Will he suffer?)
"I swear to God, if you do something to me"
What the fuck is this? -Your mom-
[Smuuuff]
[EEH-HUH]
KILLLLERRRR KEEMSTAAAR
Whuutt?
[K-K-Killer Keemstar continuing to cry]
[Keem]: [Inhales deeply] "Would yoU GO?!"
Yeah. I'll--I'll just go.
[*high pitched* EH-HUH]
That's...
You know what
I'll--I'll... I'll be back.
That's...fucking weird...as shit
[Loud sob]
Hey man, there's a lot of attractive bowled men out there,
Isn't that right Aisley?
[Ear rape]
I'm watching your... DAD cry. What the fuck?
[Video]: "Somewhere deep down in mah heart"
[SMUUFFHMM]
Video: "I still LUV you."
[SMUFFHMM]
"NEEEUAAAAAHHHHHH"
[Leafy]: "And thanks for supporting me, and just... yeah."
*Sad music in the background*
[Pewds]: OHHHH WOAAHHH
Nonononononono! *Pewds losing his idol*
My boy Leafy would never cry on camera.
That's LAME.
Leafy... is just trying to h-hide his chin.
(intense and pedofile) OKAY?
Here.
Hey, everyone.
[softly] Hey, everyone. See, he's ALWAYS--
Dude, he's ALWAYS fucking hid-- he doesn't have a chin, dude,
I swear to God.
Leafy would never fucking cry, okay?!
I- Shut the fuck up! Leafy wouldn't do that shit!
Ainsley! You tell em!
[God, end my life]
Mark crys in about 45% of his content. :') *Mark fans hitting the dislike button*
So we need to learn from the best here.
[Mark]: "Apparently this one has over 1000 fans reacting to me reacting to SOMETHING or other".
So your're saying I'm reacting to Mark's fans reacting to Mark reacting to...
his fans... reacting.... to...
*FFFLLLLOOOOMM*
[Studio audience laughter]
[Mark, crying]: "I wanna get every-- I don't want to miss anyone."
[Mark, crying] Aw, I never wanna miss anyone,"
Meanwhile in the mind of Pewds: (WTF?, why am i not crying?)
Pewds mind: (I need those views!!)
This actually makes me sad, because my fans would never pull-- do something nice like this.
All I get is, like, passive-aggressive tweets maybe once. (TRUE)
Or twice.
[Mark, crying]: "Aw, I never wanna miss anybody."
You need to cry for views, come on. Come on, man, how do we do it?
WHY WOULD I FUCKIN LIE A-!?
[Intense music] Ok we need to step up our game.
IM NOT EVEN USING THI-
[Dramatic music playing] We need to find a true connoisseur of crying.
NOOOO (Wolf like?)
[Epic music] I'm talking, of course, about Pink Sparkles.
[Pink Sparkles, crying]: "I can't even go on that account anymore!
because it has a fucking limitation on it".
It has a limitation on it guys. That's why... it's sad.
[Pink Sparkles, crying]: "It has a fucking limitation on it!"
[Enunciating syllables] There's a FUCKING limitation on it... Why aren't you crying?
[Pink Sparkles, crying]: "Nooh nooh nooh nooh *Wolf howling*"
Jenna Larson: "Just keep your eyes, really, really open, it's gonna start to burn,"
"Feel the burn, baby,"
"FEEL THE BURN."
[Jenna]: "DON'T close your eyes." [Pewds]: What the fuck?
Oh my God!
[Dramatic music]
I can feel it dude, let's do it together, man! (No, thanks, i'm fine)
[Music building]
I'm doin' it. I'm thinking about when I saw Keem crying,
[sniffle]
Are you weirded out right now? 'Cause I'm weirded out, and...
You are the third person of this, so I imagine this is SUPER weird for you, man.
[Jenna]: "Just leave you eyes really, really open" [Pink Sparkles] "Noooh"
God damn it! Come on!
MARCUS BUTLER
[Marcus]: "HELLOO--"
[Reading] "I actually cry"-- Ok, let's do this.
Come on Marcus. [Marcus]: "She's up on stage"
Pewds: 2.7 million views, come on, Marcus!
Dude, he did FIVE of these? [Actually, he did SEVEN for the moment]
Buttler: "Say goodbye to your teacher. Byeee!!"
"Rumor has it she had June since she was..." Pewds: Wait, wait a minute, wait a min, wait a m-
[Bits and pieces of words as video is skipped through]
Dude, you're not... you're not crying.
Marc, Mar, Marc , you are not crying, you are clearly not crying, dude.
You put "I cry" in the title?
I ALWAYS put the most ACCURATE titles ever!! (Not counting this one...)
This is so unethical!!
Here we go! Here we go! Here's the tears.
Ohh, they're coming.
Ohh man.
AWWWWWW
Oh, I feel the views!
Is it recording! (NO!)
Is it recording?! (You don't pay me enough!)
Are we getting this?!
Something REALLY sad happened,
And, I was genuinely crying.
Two years ago, my grandad died...
[Buzzer sound]
Hey man, okay, maybe I won't cry. Umm...
There is nothing wrong with crying. I cried in many videos, annddd..
If people want to cry in their videos,
I think that's pretty cool and open of them to share that, uh... intimate moment.
And it shows that, hey, showing your feelings is not so bad after all.
But uhhh... cameras don't hit record by themselves
That''s all I'm saying about that, that's all, that's all, that's all I gotta say,
So, please don't call me out on, on any of the hypocrisy that was in this video,
I would r-- very much appreciate it! Thank you very much! Now, uh...
Now I'm going to stop recording, and ACTUALLY cry,
Because I'm Pewdiepie, and that's fucking hard to cope with, man
Let's get some tears in here, I need to make a thumbnail
I'm so bad at comedy, that I just feel like I have to call people out, now. This is--
Even though I do the same fucking thing, this is my journey, plea-please subscribe for more content
li-like this, where I shit on people, and
ummmaaaa... I'll see you in the next video
*smooches fist sexually* Stay awesome bros *brofisting the screen*
{bwaddahbabweedaadaabadabadwedadaa+sensual piano}}
No dave. NO
Wonder who many people watch this
If you were expecting a easter egg or something, you won't find it here.
Trump for president!