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*ring ring, ring ring

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*this is a fake call btw*

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Ohhh this is PJ!

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What's that? :o

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You think my...

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*weird pewds lip smack*

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Try not to laugh challenge videos aren't funny enough?

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PWAH! (throws phone)

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You-you still there?

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O-Okay you challenge me?

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You-You're gonna send my the clips this time because you want funny ones?

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Okay actually you know what I appreciate you helping out because I've been really struggling with getting decent content now..

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you-your sending me over some clips?

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Okay-Okay PJ.

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Thank you so much! Domo arigato.. sayonara PJ-sama.

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UHHHalright let's see PJ..has to offer. Spin that shit to the PJ-DJ.

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I've never laughed in a try not to laugh challenge in my entire life.

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Why don't you join this challenge with me..and try to keep up. (you're the one to talk)

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The goal is not to laugh.

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Thanks for the treats grandma. Okay..

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Man: That'll be.. 32,03

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Lady: For one drink?! :o

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Man: Your grandson ordered a bunch of cakes and he said it was all on you

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(edit) Thanks for the treats grandma

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(laughs) I-I give up! x2

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that's some fine editing rite there that I cannot I can't- ahh

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Goddammit the first fucking video really PJ!

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Yeah! you know what? NO! that doesn't count!

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What the fuck is this?

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Man: What goes on in this town is none of your business!

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Lady: As long as I'm living here it is!

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Man: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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Lady: Well that's easily fixed.

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OOOOH

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That was hard (laughs) jesus christ!

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Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pewds: WUUUUHH

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That's some fine, acting right there, no editing, just acting.

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AAAAAAAA

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Both: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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Lady: Well that's easily fixed.

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ah, this is gonna be tough. PJ! come on man!

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cut me some slack here!

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"Pretend fight gone wrong" oh jeez.

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(fights)

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(hits the table) -Oh, spaghette!

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Oh! are you okay?

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Oh my god! are you okay?

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Wait x3 Did he just say ohh.. spaghette?

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Did he say ohh.. spaghett

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when his head got hit?

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(hits the table) OHH! spaghett!

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oh my god!

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He's saying ohhhhh! Sp-Spaghett!

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(hits the table) OHH! spaghett!

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Baguette! (laughs)

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NO!

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Did not laugh..

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I laughed at myself..

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Doesn't fucking count! TRY AGAIN, PJ!

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"Fat kid part 3" what do you mean part 3?

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What does that mean?

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wait- how do you find these fucking random fucking videos?

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jesus..

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so it's fat guy!

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WHO SAID FAT?! GAH! Fucking pieces of shit..

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(man tries to sing an F sharp) Dat squeak doh

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(man tries to sing an F sharp)

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(man tries to sing an F sharp)

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(claps) BRAVO MISTER, VERY GOOD, WONDERFUL!

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that's the finest F sharp i've ever heard in my goddamn life.

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It sounded just like my mother..

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when she was singing me.. singing to me as a child

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My mother..

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My mother was a pteradactyl

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(pewds trying)

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(he's doing it)

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(don't do it)

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hm come on.. come on.. come on.. c-come on..

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AHHHHHH

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Pewds: Jesus fucking christ.. o.o

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(typical human children.)

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What the hell is happening?

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That was it? x2

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WHY IS THE TITLE "Grandpa Found the Car Keys"?!

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Man: Hey Greg what're you doing today?

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Alright you know- I don't wanna know.

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I don't wanna know.. I wanna sleep tonight.. Thank you very much.

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(distorted diss) youre mama so fat she had to get baptized in sea world

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no..

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no..That no.. I didn't laugh at that shitty fucking video fuck you..

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No, tHAT DOES NOT C-(laughs)

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UHHHH

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come o-o-on..

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*Dying Cow*

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old man: Ah hey! how yall doin' tonight

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What are you doing with that on your head?

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It keeps the voices in

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ya mean out.

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no. It keeps em in

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(shitty arguement with ins and outs)

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give me that.

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(grandpas) weeeeeee!

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I'm scared of that! bye!

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(grandpas) weeeeeeee!

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(pewds questioning humanity)

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Spaghetti..

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AAAAAA-

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How do you find these fucking channels PJ..

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It scares me, I'm scared!

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I'm scared of you now..

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Congratulations thats what you- what the fuck- AAAAAA

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ey what's going on mr. rimmer?

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Ah, you boys just missed it!

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what we miss man?

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yeh, you just missed it.

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come on mr.Rimmer man what did we miss? yeh what did we missed man?

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Pewds: come on mr.Rimmer man!

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A donkey..fell into a bowl of sugar..

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now that's a sweet ass.

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(dances for the good pun)

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(laughs)

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now that's a sweet ass..

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Oh I loved that one.. I'm subscribing to that channel it was so good..

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Pewds: JESUS!

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NO!

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fuckin' hell.. the internet is a weird place..

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and PJ.. you're not fuckin' helping.

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Holy shit!

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Robot: Let's domini-queso!

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(laughs)

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(claps) ye-ess!

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I want that robot it's fucking awesome! :D

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These are the kind of videos, where it's like..

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When people discuss "will robots take over.. humanity". just show them this video and they'll be like "I think we're fine for a couple more years at least."

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"furniture Advert"

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Good news for people who have credit problems.

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(SFX and transition)

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Norton furniture is here for you..

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now..

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seriously..

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if you can't get credit in my store..

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you can't get credit anywhere

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My name is Marc

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you can count on it.

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(jumpscare) JESUS!

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I think, I will not go to that store.uh..

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Mainly based on the guy with the fucking giant scissors! D:

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And the nightmares!

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Ohh..Swedish reporter farts.

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it's amazing.. their wrapping up the show..

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she's doing the outro.. and here we go.

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Now it's finished for this week

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But we'll see on Monday again. Bye!

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(farts)

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Oh geez (laughing)

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(pewds starts laughing)

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she was-

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She must've sat on that fart for a.. for a very long time now

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the video- she was doing so well!

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she did so incredibly well in holding the fart and as soon as she ended it..

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it just-it just slipped out..we've all done that..

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but to do it on television

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and to be so fucking loud..and the microphone that is positioned here..

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Takes it up from your fucking asshole, and it sounds louder than you speak.. there's something beautiful about that.

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ANOTHER SWEDISH ONE! WHAT THE FUCK! " I love Chille con carne"

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Whats for dinner?

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Chilli ken karne

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I love chilli ken karne

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(laughs)

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I've given up

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the thing is like.. that say chille ken karne in a funny way.. you wouldn't say it like that.

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It's funny how he says it. I can't explain why it's funny.

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umm.

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so I dunno how this would be funny

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(laughs)

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for other people..I don't.. (swedish)

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I love chilli con carne

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I love chille ken karne too.. I think it's in the swedish blood..

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oh god oh god oh oh..

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(Pewds saying no in the background)

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OHH!!!!!

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HELL YEAH!!!!!

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congratulations, you've subscribed to the pewdiepie channel..

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(creepy ass music)

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have fun editing that! (laughs)