*ring ring, ring ring
*this is a fake call btw*
Ohhh this is PJ!
What's that? :o
You think my...
*weird pewds lip smack*
Try not to laugh challenge videos aren't funny enough?
PWAH! (throws phone)
You-you still there?
O-Okay you challenge me?
You-You're gonna send my the clips this time because you want funny ones?
Okay actually you know what I appreciate you helping out because I've been really struggling with getting decent content now..
you-your sending me over some clips?
Okay-Okay PJ.
Thank you so much! Domo arigato.. sayonara PJ-sama.
UHHHalright let's see PJ..has to offer. Spin that shit to the PJ-DJ.
I've never laughed in a try not to laugh challenge in my entire life.
Why don't you join this challenge with me..and try to keep up. (you're the one to talk)
The goal is not to laugh.
Thanks for the treats grandma. Okay..
Man: That'll be.. 32,03
Lady: For one drink?! :o
Man: Your grandson ordered a bunch of cakes and he said it was all on you
(edit) Thanks for the treats grandma
(laughs) I-I give up! x2
that's some fine editing rite there that I cannot I can't- ahh
Goddammit the first fucking video really PJ!
Yeah! you know what? NO! that doesn't count!
What the fuck is this?
Man: What goes on in this town is none of your business!
Lady: As long as I'm living here it is!
Man: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
Lady: Well that's easily fixed.
OOOOH
That was hard (laughs) jesus christ!
Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pewds: WUUUUHH
That's some fine, acting right there, no editing, just acting.
AAAAAAAA
Both: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
Lady: Well that's easily fixed.
ah, this is gonna be tough. PJ! come on man!
cut me some slack here!
"Pretend fight gone wrong" oh jeez.
(fights)
(hits the table) -Oh, spaghette!
Oh! are you okay?
Oh my god! are you okay?
Wait x3 Did he just say ohh.. spaghette?
Did he say ohh.. spaghett
when his head got hit?
(hits the table) OHH! spaghett!
oh my god!
He's saying ohhhhh! Sp-Spaghett!
(hits the table) OHH! spaghett!
Baguette! (laughs)
NO!
Did not laugh..
I laughed at myself..
Doesn't fucking count! TRY AGAIN, PJ!
"Fat kid part 3" what do you mean part 3?
What does that mean?
wait- how do you find these fucking random fucking videos?
jesus..
so it's fat guy!
WHO SAID FAT?! GAH! Fucking pieces of shit..
(man tries to sing an F sharp) Dat squeak doh
(man tries to sing an F sharp)
(claps) BRAVO MISTER, VERY GOOD, WONDERFUL!
that's the finest F sharp i've ever heard in my goddamn life.
It sounded just like my mother..
when she was singing me.. singing to me as a child
My mother..
My mother was a pteradactyl
(pewds trying)
(he's doing it)
(don't do it)
hm come on.. come on.. come on.. c-come on..
AHHHHHH
Pewds: Jesus fucking christ.. o.o
(typical human children.)
What the hell is happening?
That was it? x2
WHY IS THE TITLE "Grandpa Found the Car Keys"?!
Man: Hey Greg what're you doing today?
Alright you know- I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know.. I wanna sleep tonight.. Thank you very much.
(distorted diss) youre mama so fat she had to get baptized in sea world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no..
no..That no.. I didn't laugh at that shitty fucking video fuck you..
No, tHAT DOES NOT C-(laughs)
UHHHH
come o-o-on..
*Dying Cow*
old man: Ah hey! how yall doin' tonight
What are you doing with that on your head?
It keeps the voices in
ya mean out.
no. It keeps em in
(shitty arguement with ins and outs)
give me that.
(grandpas) weeeeeee!
I'm scared of that! bye!
(grandpas) weeeeeeee!
(pewds questioning humanity)
Spaghetti..
AAAAAA-
How do you find these fucking channels PJ..
It scares me, I'm scared!
I'm scared of you now..
Congratulations thats what you- what the fuck- AAAAAA
ey what's going on mr. rimmer?
Ah, you boys just missed it!
what we miss man?
yeh, you just missed it.
come on mr.Rimmer man what did we miss? yeh what did we missed man?
Pewds: come on mr.Rimmer man!
A donkey..fell into a bowl of sugar..
now that's a sweet ass.
(dances for the good pun)
(laughs)
now that's a sweet ass..
Oh I loved that one.. I'm subscribing to that channel it was so good..
Pewds: JESUS!
NO!
fuckin' hell.. the internet is a weird place..
and PJ.. you're not fuckin' helping.
Holy shit!
Robot: Let's domini-queso!
(laughs)
(claps) ye-ess!
I want that robot it's fucking awesome! :D
These are the kind of videos, where it's like..
When people discuss "will robots take over.. humanity". just show them this video and they'll be like "I think we're fine for a couple more years at least."
"furniture Advert"
Good news for people who have credit problems.
(SFX and transition)
Norton furniture is here for you..
now..
seriously..
if you can't get credit in my store..
you can't get credit anywhere
My name is Marc
you can count on it.
(jumpscare) JESUS!
I think, I will not go to that store.uh..
Mainly based on the guy with the fucking giant scissors! D:
And the nightmares!
Ohh..Swedish reporter farts.
it's amazing.. their wrapping up the show..
she's doing the outro.. and here we go.
Now it's finished for this week
But we'll see on Monday again. Bye!
(farts)
Oh geez (laughing)
(pewds starts laughing)
she was-
She must've sat on that fart for a.. for a very long time now
the video- she was doing so well!
she did so incredibly well in holding the fart and as soon as she ended it..
it just-it just slipped out..we've all done that..
but to do it on television
and to be so fucking loud..and the microphone that is positioned here..
Takes it up from your fucking asshole, and it sounds louder than you speak.. there's something beautiful about that.
ANOTHER SWEDISH ONE! WHAT THE FUCK! " I love Chille con carne"
Whats for dinner?
Chilli ken karne
I love chilli ken karne
(laughs)
I've given up
the thing is like.. that say chille ken karne in a funny way.. you wouldn't say it like that.
It's funny how he says it. I can't explain why it's funny.
umm.
so I dunno how this would be funny
(laughs)
for other people..I don't.. (swedish)
I love chilli con carne
I love chille ken karne too.. I think it's in the swedish blood..
oh god oh god oh oh..
(Pewds saying no in the background)
OHH!!!!!
HELL YEAH!!!!!
congratulations, you've subscribed to the pewdiepie channel..
(creepy ass music)
have fun editing that! (laughs)