WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.680 Pokušaj se ne smijati 00:00:01.680 --> 00:00:02.520 (Robotski glas:) Ubij se. 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:06.920 Tko je to rekao? 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:08.280 (Robotski glas:) Dečko, ubij se 00:00:08.440 --> 00:00:09.700 Tko je to rekao? 00:00:11.620 --> 00:00:15.280 Kakogod, pokušaj se ne sm-- (Robotski glas:) Ja ne pripadam tu. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.240 Tko to stalno radi? 00:00:20.240 --> 00:00:21.880 (Robotski glas:) Ja pripadam nekome drugom. 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:24.280 Pokušaj se ne sm-- 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:25.700 (Robotski glas:) Ja ne bih trebao postojati. 00:00:26.040 --> 00:00:26.940 OHHH! 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:28.020 (Robotski glas:) Zašto postojim? 00:00:28.020 --> 00:00:29.160 (Robotski glas:) Zašto postojim? 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.480 (Robotski glas:) Zašto postojim? 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:32.240 (Robotski glas:) Zašto postojim? 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:34.840 Vau. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.700 Gumb za reprodukciju ima glas. 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:38.700 (Gumb za reprodukciju:) Molim te, ubij me. 00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:42.220 Skoro je inovativan kao ideja za ovaj video. 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:50.220 *Zvukovi mučenja* 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:51.960 E pa, znaš šta? 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:54.040 Prihvaćam izazov. 00:00:54.040 --> 00:00:55.660 Isu-- Ah teško je! 00:00:55.760 --> 00:00:57.120 Ja prihvaćam! 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:00.220 Ah, jebi ga... 00:01:00.220 --> 00:01:02.320 Dijete vrišti kao curica... 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.100 (Dijete:) *Vrisne* 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:10.840 Nisam se ni... 00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:12.420 CEREKAO! 00:01:14.080 --> 00:01:15.420 (Dijete:) *Vrisne* 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.380 Znaš šta, dobro... 00:01:23.380 --> 00:01:25.780 Znaš šta? Ovo bi zapravo moglo biti žensko. 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:29.000 Pa... ispričaj me, craven_14 00:01:29.380 --> 00:01:32.140 Što sam pretpostavio spol male curice. 00:01:32.140 --> 00:01:35.440 Iako sam-- tehnički upravo pon-- 00:01:35.480 --> 00:01:37.380 Nemoj pretpostavljati spol. 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:41.480 Fox Jet Pack... Oh Bože, taj-- Taj na-- Samo taj naslov me natjerao... 00:01:41.600 --> 00:01:44.860 Hej, video još nije ni počeo. To se ne računa. 00:01:45.080 --> 00:01:46.680 To je jebeno glupi nas-- 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:48.180 Oh, to je Fox News... 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:53.880 Očekivao sam... Lisicu na-- Isuse Kriste.... Ma, zajebi. Ajmo pogledat. 00:01:54.020 --> 00:01:56.620 (Spiker:) Uživo smo ovdje, kod Santiago Yachta i brodskog showa, 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:57.560 (Spiker:) Dobro jutro svima! 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:00.160 (Spiker:) Družim se sa mojim prijateljem Johnom, i Fox Five jutarnje vijesti počinju... 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:00.660 (Spiker:) Pogledaj tamo-- 00:02:00.660 --> 00:02:02.320 (John:) I počinje upravo sada-- 00:02:09.660 --> 00:02:10.640 Ah, ovo je lako! 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:14.120 Usput, slobodno igrajte sa mnom. 00:02:14.260 --> 00:02:15.720 (Spiker:) Fox Five jutarnje vijesti počinju... 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:17.600 (John:) I počinje upravo sada-- 00:02:19.780 --> 00:02:22.460 Sve što je morao napraviti je pogledati tamo. Zar je to bilo tako teško?! 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:29.420 Očito nije znao da mora zadržati pogled na kameri-- "Počinje upravo sada!" 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:32.260 Idemo dalje! 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.680 Oh- to je smiješno- to je smiješno. 00:02:38.860 --> 00:02:41.600 Nisam gledao video, ali to je smiješno. 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:45.060 Čekaj malo... 00:02:47.100 --> 00:02:48.540 Ovo nije moj svijet... 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.060 RAZOČARAAAAN!!! 00:02:54.060 --> 00:02:56.060 Pffffff 00:02:56.840 --> 00:03:01.940 (Smijanje) 00:03:02.140 --> 00:03:03.240 Uh, dobro je 00:03:05.860 --> 00:03:06.900 Ah, to je smiješno 00:03:09.740 --> 00:03:11.020 Ovo nije moj svijet... 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:14.400 Volim kako je tako uživljen. 00:03:16.220 --> 00:03:17.900 Oboje: Razočaraaaan! 00:03:18.540 --> 00:03:22.140 Znajući činjenicu da ja nikad neću biti tako dobar glumac čini me... 00:03:22.200 --> 00:03:23.720 RAZOČARANIIIM!!! 00:03:23.820 --> 00:03:25.840 On čak ni ne kaže to u razočaranom tonu. 00:03:26.020 --> 00:03:28.100 Znaš šta? Jebi ga, izgubio sam ovu rundu. Dobro. 00:03:28.380 --> 00:03:29.200 Dva, jedan 00:03:29.480 --> 00:03:30.040 Samo daj 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:31.100 To je to, Paul 00:03:32.220 --> 00:03:38.660 Nerazgovjetno 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:40.000 Pmpf 00:03:40.860 --> 00:03:42.060 Znao sam da će-- 00:03:43.040 --> 00:03:44.560 Znao sam da će se dogoditi. 00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:47.440 Ali je opet uspjelo. 00:03:47.620 --> 00:03:52.660 Nerazgovjetno 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:53.800 Tipični Paul. 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:55.840 Tipično Paulovo ponasašanje 00:03:56.860 --> 00:03:58.520 Jebeni šupak Paul. 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:01.720 (Gušenje) 00:04:02.540 --> 00:04:03.220 Isuse 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:04.580 Koji kurac? 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.080 (Gušenje - OPET) 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:07.940 To je opas... 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.600 Znaš šta? Ne, to je samo smiješno. 00:04:12.300 --> 00:04:12.800 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.360 Cura u videu: Lauren!!! 00:04:14.760 --> 00:04:15.260 Torbica 00:04:15.260 --> 00:04:16.340 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:18.240 Torbicaaa 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:20.320 Hmpf.. Ne 00:04:23.540 --> 00:04:24.920 Tako sam jebeno loš. 00:04:25.080 --> 00:04:26.020 To niti nije bilo smiješno. 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:26.860 Ajmo-- 00:04:26.860 --> 00:04:28.760 Torbicaaa 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:32.700 Šta??? 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:35.760 Torbicaaa 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:37.880 Oboje: Torbicaaa 00:04:38.260 --> 00:04:38.900 Dobro. 00:04:39.760 --> 00:04:42.620 Ovo sad... je zadnji video - spremili smo najbolje za kraj. 00:04:42.760 --> 00:04:43.520 (Robotski glas:) Ubij se. 00:04:45.580 --> 00:04:47.920 Ti stvarno imaš komentar na sve, zar ne?! 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:50.560 Gospodine Septic Eye 2 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:51.980 Moj zadnji prijenos. 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:57.600 Ne znam.. Ne znam kako ću nastaviti praviti vlogove, pa... nije vrijedno. 00:04:58.780 --> 00:05:00.820 (Tužna glazba) Rekao sam to prije, ali-- Nikad nisam htio forsirati sadržaj, kužite? 00:05:01.020 --> 00:05:05.360 Stvarno se puno zabavljam kad sam u svom studiju, radeći svoje stvari-- 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:09.260 Pff. Ovo je lako. 00:05:09.260 --> 00:05:11.260 Neću se smješkati na ovo. Ovo je tako tužno. 00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:13.260 Čekaj malo.. 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:25.720 * Pewds izgleda jezivo * 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:28.280 Ghahagaha 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:32.220 Imam ga! 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:33.540 (Pljesak) 00:05:33.700 --> 00:05:35.220 Pa, 00:05:35.260 --> 00:05:38.620 ovo je bio još jedan "pokušaj se n-- Ne, ovo je bio prvi izazov "pokušaj se ne smijati" 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:39.240 Oh čovječe 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.680 Ovo je ..-- 00:05:40.780 --> 00:05:43.480 Ovaj kanal samo postaje sve bolji i bolji. 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:47.580 Hvala na gledanju. Da li ste ostavili smiješak? Ako ste se nasmijali ostavite "Like" 00:05:47.700 --> 00:05:51.840 I uh ah.. To je bio dogovor, kao dio videa. 00:05:52.280 --> 00:05:54.280 Hajde, smij se malo. 00:05:54.280 --> 00:05:56.280 Imaš tako sladak smiješak, hajde. 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.600 Daj mi mali smiješak! 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:01.420 Hajde, znam da hoćeš. 00:06:01.660 --> 00:06:03.280 Znam da hoćeš! Hajde... 00:06:04.180 --> 00:06:06.180 To je to! ohh 00:06:06.780 --> 00:06:07.900 Sad moraš ostaviti "Like" 00:06:08.740 --> 00:06:12.420 Hvala na gledanju, vidimo se "Braćo" u sljedećem videu. 00:06:12.420 --> 00:06:13.800 I kao uvijek... 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:15.440 BROFIST