shhhh.....shut the fuck up
CRASH BANDICOOT....ITS JUST LIKE DARK SOULS
You guys just cant stop can you?
*wtf* everything is dark souls oh the game is a little difficult its just like dark souls
This monster energy drink just like dark souls!
Oh the game was a little hard *mocking disabled*
But let me tell you what this game is easy!!!
Zero deaths baby number one let's player on youtube that's me i have never died a single time in any video game ever and im here to prove to you how easy it is
you cry baby son of a bitches here we go *mocking disabled again* ohh the game is a little hard it must be like dark souls
music plays
Oh my god its got boxes just like dark souls wow!
go inventory?
Aw shit, this is actually pretty nostalgic
I dont know about you guys. i never played the first crash....
uhh i played the...the second and the third
i...i played them with my mom she would always...........
uhh...she would always just get a bunch of lives for me so i could beat the bosses *laugh*
Mean this is just like Dark Souls.
wow its so hard its...its really difficult honestly
i-i-i must be incredibly lucky to not have died yet
it really feels truly incredible....oh shit get Fucked turtles
Oh look at that. Is that the end of the level!?
Zero fucking deaths baby easyyy!!....BOOM!.
Yeah!!
EASY!!!
Perfect baby! did he just vomit that out!!!?
ZERO deaths baby. fuck the boxes. fuck em
Oh look at that, just like Dark Souls. Perfect. Thank you.
Oh look at that another zero deaths. its almost like this game isn't hard at all! this is so weird
Okay, so it's a boss fight coming up
Maybe I spoke too soon, because the dark could dark souls is famous for having brutally difficult
boss fight uh-fights, whatever
God, what is he possibly going to do?
That was pretty much impossible to dodge. i guess i have to learn his moves set or something!.
Wow....
This is pretty much impossible ...[inaudible]... wow incredible
I get it now
BOOM!
ZE-RO deaths, baby
Hell yeah, man. Oh my GOD you guys this is exactly like that one part in dark souls
This is exactly like.... Disney, Fantasia
To be fair this is pretty difficult like you need lightning reflexes.
You need to be practically on drugs to play this
Dying is for pussies and dead people, and I'm not one of them all right Alright!
What the fuck is that shit? What the fuck is that?
Fucking cancerous piece of shit game, what the fuck when do I jump?
Jump, but the fuck is wrong with this fucking thing..
Jump, what's this fucking wrong with it!!!?
When do I jump why do I need a pig here anyway?
what the fuck is this Fucking shit, it's so easy to tow on those
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK...... DX
What is this fucking shit? (pewds are you angry?!)
What's the hell? okay How about I don't jump cuz I know everyone's like you have to not jump on that one
It's the game glitched like I can't get over it. I can't get over it. Look how easy those are why is this one impossible?
It makes no fucking sense. It makes no fucking sense
What the fuck? [slowly thinking of suicide]
[answering his thoughts]Okay, sure.... sure
Sure lets.... uhh. Let's all the sudden throw in an impossible jump in the game. Yeah that does that make sense. That's cool
Let me get over this fucking thing
What is that? I don't get it
The jump is impossible
is there like a boost button?. I don't get it.
OHHHHHHHHHH..YES......*DIES* FUCK YOUU... D: it is possible it is possible to do the jump
What the hell it was super easy, can you fuck off?
*TEARS OF depression*
*fucking hell in Swedish* This is not funny anymore like I legit just want to move on please
*fuck i suck my own dick in Swedish*...... jump over a dead borg with a borg... darksouls.
Thank you. Thank you fuck off eat a dick. Hope you die of testicular can....
Jesus christ.
I have to turn on the fan its so fucking hot. I have zero deaths. That level does not fucking count okay
It does not count this game is easy, please, stop
Just stop
stop!!
stop! *turns indian*
Let me...stop!
-*WTF*
okay, now we're back to the regular platforming which is the easiest of the easy by the fuck the
Fuck is he anyway like a raccoon
Squirrel frog, what is what? It's like just oh what you want with all free life. Thank you kind sir. Thank you
bitch, oh
Wow, that was really that was out tough one. Oh
Not the flowers, okay, give me my fucking lives back piece of shit game
ZE-RO deaths baby if you don't Have 0 death in all games ever then don't even talk to me
Alright, don't even bother
speaking just go
fuck
When does this game get hard again?
just curious!
Let me know if you know
Aw fuck...Whatever okay!
The game gives you extra things if you fuck up, just like Dark souls
WHAT THE FUCKK WERE YOU DOING?
uh-huuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Whatever. It doesn't count if I die, okay doesn't count
[inaudible] think i get zero death come on
Not today BEAICH not today..no....thank you ...thank you byeee.
easy
Does this level ever fucking end jesus christ!
My God, thank you
wow...easy this is easy game *in a retarded accent!*
Hey look at that. Look at that a new area does it get hard now?
that's what the she said
Yes, bitch. Yes
Fucking speed run this shit
Kids never played 3D platformers before is that the problem, but actually?
Super Mario, okay
*in an... italian?? accent* thats why i have this accent.
Y'all never play Crash. Shame
shameful
But I swear I played Dark Souls
I Got to the first part and then I fucked up man!
This little raccoon game too hard. Too hard for me man!... fuck im *loudly screams* dying that doesn't count alright stop
Zero deaths all right? Oh, man. I love playing Sims 4. It's just like dark souls
I love decorating the house. not today monkey son of a bitch!...thats right give me my checkpoint. bitch!
easy!
*tries to swear in Swedish* the fucking fish almost killed me. I'd say almost because I can't die
bish
Bish what?
what did I just do?
Well, what's the point of that. Will these come back? uuh I see hidden path over there
What the fuck where am I? y'all better go back to playing candy crush, all right?
If you think this game is hard
you clearly never played a....
Fuck you!
goddamnit!
*no no in Swedish* fuck you fucking piece of shit flower!
Plants, I never liked them anyway, okay? No one likes a plant. If you're a plant fucking unsubscribe from this video
I mean, I'm not kidding
he is discriminating our plants now!
Yeah, that's right
What you gonna- Fuck you
Think I'm Gonna miss the box, think again
you flower loving piece of shit!
You've changed man
Boom and now I fuck my bitch. Why does he keep stealing her? I don't get it. She's ugly
That's right. I said it. Just like dark souls. Oh, it's another boss okay. Oh, well this should be difficult
Fuck. What the fuck. How do I know where he's gonna jump?
What the fuck is that shit?
what the ffff... piece of fucking shit this boss sucks ass!
[inaudible]
What kind of raccoon can't even swim He's a fox Felix how could you not tell?
Does it have enough fucking tail? I don't know
Bitch, you're getting fucked now what you gonna? whatchu gonna do son. Oh, no? Ow, what the fuck I got fucked
Get fuck get fuck get-feet duck fucking hell *in Swedish*
(speaks in Swedish)
Hey guys Scarce here, and today we're going to play a boss that it's completely fucking random
and it takes no skill at all you just got to get lucky and that's a pretty good game. It's almost just like dark souls
also I- I quit youtube
oh, oh oh no *mocking disabled for the third time fucking hell*
fucking bitch
That's right. I jump on you. I jump on you on purpose, bitch
(speaks in Swedish) Just fucking die please
Great great, just great. Just great. Just fucking great. Just great. This game is great. I'm having a great time
This is just what I want this is what I need, huh playing this game with this fucking piece of shit broken ass game.
What's the fuck is that shit?
Oh, but uh, you see the reason why the crash- the new crush is harder because I suck at games now.
oh...oh shit!
(Speaks in Swedish) Get out of my space, fucking shripper poo
okay, alright, alright rough start rough start
If you're tuning in right now, uh basically having died a single time yet, I'm an MLG player
Pro, I don't know if that's even a thing anymore
Basically I can't die. I'm untouchable I've been battling this boss for the last 20 minutes
And it's not because I've been dying it's because I.. It's just an epic battle that never seems to end for some reason
But I have not died yet
And as you can see here. It's going great everything is going....beats boss *like a boss*!
what did I say?? ZERO DEATHS!!
ZERO DEATHS *goes full retard!*
*CONTINUES TO BE RETARDED*
what did I say you know I don't even feel like celebrating cuz that was [but you just did LOL]
My God that was easy. That was easyy
*hits table*
Oh, so easy, you know I actually realize now
Dark souls and crash Bandicoot are the same
Because they're both so easy
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