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I've discovered yet another time machine

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a machine

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that lets us go back

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And I'm talking super back,

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I'm talking prequel, prequel

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...

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back

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it takes us back to the ancient times

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SIEG

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HEIL

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((sigh))

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When Hitler

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was born

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*lil chuckle*

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He was into punk rock back then

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*laugh*

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People wonder where all the hatred came from

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If you knew his backstory

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it might shock you

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((spoiler))

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((Hitler had a little dick))

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((Guess I shoulda seen this coming))

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*The big reveal*

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oH MY GOD-- goddammit,

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can you put..

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some clothes on

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put some fuckin clothes on

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OH MY GOD HIS DICK HANGS DOWN

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and so he ran

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*more epic music while balls hanging*

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*audio from the best vine ever*

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*le music*

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*more of the vine*

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*music*

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*I just felt like running (echo)*

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*music fades out*

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WHATS THAT

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thats a level 6 Jew ((pls stop))

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my God

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OMG

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It's an-- it's an airen (???)

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what happened to you sir?

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damn, my breasts are so big

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This is how he finds his love

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for the blondes

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((fo fucks sake Felix))

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this is how

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it all started

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he was sad.

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he knew he had to avenge

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whoever did this

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Is that a bunny?

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omg

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Hitler was starving

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he needed this... so badly

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C'MON GOTTEM

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Rabbit Ghost: Find poodiepie

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*LOUD epic music*

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It's a level 3 Jew

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it's too strong

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He decided to battle

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*rip*

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*going overboard on the whole killing thing*

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*the best vine ever v. 2*

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((idk what his obsession w/ that vine is))

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*silence*

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AHHHH ((2014 pewds is back everyone))

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JESUS CHRIST

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it's a level 25 Jew (( #Pewds did nothing wrong))

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some might think it's an alligator(its a dick running)

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but this is really how they look

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they spawn..

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they all came from... another planet

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many years ago

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from the comet

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Anouther player

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Pls sir, help me

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pls sir-- NO

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NO x4

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HEY x2

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*betrayal RIP Pewds*

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goddammit

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*epic music*

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The words kept.. whispering through his ears

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'I must find poodiepie'

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but how, and who is he

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and why does Wall Street Journal love him so much

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omg goddammit

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stop STOP leave me alone

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((headphone warning))

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((TOLD YOU))

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OMG I SWEAR TO GOD

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the dinosaur Jew wouldn't let him be

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he had no choice

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but to fre-- *laughs*

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*more goddamn music*

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everywhere Hitler went..

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he was met with nothing but anger

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anger and hate

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and wanting to kill him

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but really, all he wanted to do was love

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and kill Jews ((smh))

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*strained voice* everyone... everyone would fight him

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he was at his final breath

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he fought hard

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'getting tired of you, dinosaur Jew' ((hey that rhymed))

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he said.

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'This is not the last you'll see me'

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he was cold

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he was scared

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but he wouldn't give up

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he managed to make a fire

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*mORE MUSIC*

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i like running through white people nieghtborhoods *3*

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*Epilpsy music*

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he wore a fashionable tunic

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but his balls were definetly still hanging out

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*ffs, more music*

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some Jew eggs

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for breakfast

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DELICIOUS

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He must find poodiepie

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poodiepie, why poodipie?

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and who is he?((fuking google it m8!!))

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*makes wierd noise*

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omagad..its a turtle jew..

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*gets butt fucked*

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no..

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ah! shit

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i dont see why the turtle jew is so pissed at us.

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He did nothing wrong.(srsly)

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nothing..(cri)

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cauze hitler did nothing wro-ng!

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*gigles or laughs*(idk)

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oh..

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This is not a video.

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it really isnt.

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*epic music playing*

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bunny:find poodipie!

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rip bunny(ಥ﹏ಥ)

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*screams like a little girl*AHH! JAVLA!

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OH MY GAAD!!((karma for killing the cute bunny(¬‿¬))

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the dinosaur jew is back!!

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i always didnt knew where he was..

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jesaas! christ..

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*epic music again*

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hey! look its a house!

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say. would you like some jews(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

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NIEN!!(I LOVE WSJ WOOO)

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but i just wanted to see if you want some jews *wierd laugh*

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omg..its baby turtles♥‿♥

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asdfghjk(ahh i cant!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻))

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he could..

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*kills baby turtle with axe*༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

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*egyptian music plays*

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He was turning evil!!°Д°

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*chopping sounds*

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all the fighting

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shit..i broke my axe

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ARGGGG!GRRRRRA

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thats what you get..

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THATS WHAT CHU FUKIN GET YOU FUKIN TURTLES!

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I WILL EXTERMINATE EVERY SINGLE TURTLES｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

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*epic music again..again*

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*awkward chopping sounds*((umm..?!)

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*epic music again..again..again..)