I have discovered yet, another time machine.
A machine, that lets us go back
And I'm talkin' super back
I'm talkin' prequel prequel [AKA prequel of the prequel back]... back
It takes us back, to the ancient times! (music swells)
(music reaches summit as Hitler makes his debut)
When Hitler...(music stops) Was born.
*laughs*
He was into punk rock back then
People wonder where all the hatred came from. (Melancholy music)
If you knew his backstory, it might shock you.
OH MY GOD! God damnit, can you put... Some clothes on.
Put some fuckin' clothes on.
(Surprised/Disgusted) OH MY GOD! His dick hangs down!
And so he ran.
(distant voice) I like running through white people neighborhoods with my shirt off.
I am going to steal let me stop
(Forrest Gump) I just felt like runnin', I just felt like runnin', I just felt like runnin'
WHATS THAT!? That's a level 6 Jew!
My God. Oh MY GOD!
My God! Its an Aryan. What happened to you sir?
Damn, my breasts are so big.
This is how he found his love for the blondes
This is how, it all started.
He was sad, he knew he had to avenge whoever did this.
It that a bunny?
Oh my God... Hitler was starving.
He needed this, so badly.
COME ON! Got him.
Find PewDiePie.
(action music) Its a level three Jew, it's too strong.
He decided to--huh?
(distant voice) I like running through white people neighborhoods with my shirt off.
AAAAAHHHHHHH! JESUS CHRIST! Its a level 25 Jew......
Some might think its an alligator. But this is really how they... they spawn
They all came from... another planet.
Many years ago, through the comet
Another player!
Please sir, help me.
Please Sir, NO!
No, no, no, no! Hey! Hey!
God dammit
The words kept whispering through his ears
I must find... Pewdiepie
But how.. and who is he?
And why does Wall Street Journal love him so much?
OH MY GOD! God damn it!
Stop! Stop! Leave me alone.
OH MY GOD I SWEAR TO GOD!
The dinosaur jew... wouldn't let him be
He had no choice... but to flee- (laughs)
Everywhere Hitler went
it was met with nothing but anger
... anger and hate and wanting to kill him
but really all he wanted to do was love
... and kill Jews.
Everyone-
Everyone would fight him
It was at his final breath
He fought hard
"Getting tired of you, dinosaur Jew" he said
This is not the last you'll see me
He was cold
He was scared
But he wouldn't give up
He managed to make a fire
(Distant voice)I like running through white people neighborhoods-
He wore a fashionable tunic
but his balls were definitely still hanging out
Some Jew eggs for breakfast, delicious
" he must find pewdiepie" - still echo through his head
But why
why pewdiepie?
and who is he?
Omai gawd
it's a turtle jew
AHHHHHHHH~~~
nooo
ah shit
I don't see why the turtle jew was so pissed at him
he did nothing wrong
nothing
cus hitler did nothing wrong * laughs*
this is not a video
it really isn't
find pewdiepie-
AHHH, JAVLA OMAI GOD
the dinosaur jew is back
haaaaaaaw?
did it always know where he was?
jesusss chrissssttttt
HEY look its a house
sayy would you like some juiiiceee?
NEINN
" But I just wanted to see if you wanted juice "
omgawd
itz baby turtles
surely hitler couldnt...
he couldnt..
*swings*
*rip turtle*
Hitler strikez againz
he was turning evil
all de fighting
shit
I broke my axe
ARGGGGGGGGH
GRRRRRRAAH
BABY
thats what u get..
That's what you fuking get you fuking turtle
I will exterminate every single turtleee
ahh for fks sakee
goddd leave me alone
leave me alone he said!
but the dinosaur jew would not leave him alone
ill get you oneday you son of a btch
haha you can't attack me from here
he said
and he decided it was time to fight back!
against the dinosaur
with ALL his might!
he fought bravely
NO
NO YOU CAN'T DIE NOW
It will cause a disruption in the timeline.
*censored*
but he wouldnt listen.. AHH
I really don't wana die. Actually I rea-
NO ANOTHER ONEE
there were too many dinosaur jews :(
for one man to handle
but he wouldn't give up so easily
he aired out his balls
and his health regenrated
he killed a dear for no reason
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and at that moment
he realized he was a vegan
hey don't attack me
hey hey hey hey
AHH NO
no no no no no
this is not... today
we do not fking die tudai boys
fking dino-
WTF IS this spiderr
NO!! runnn
I can't runn
no
fk u spider >: (
I swear to god
no
*screams*
NEINNNNNNN
GODDD
DAMMIT
GOD ... FK
and he was naked once again...
*epic music transition*
cmon I want my fking shit back
y did i die
no thats someone else
where the f*k did i die then?
*mobs chasing*
I swear this is where I died
crotch shot
it seem like every hope is lost...
he decided
it was timeeee
to fight fireeee with fireeee
and alligator jews with fist...
take this!
rip hitlerz
he died..
*sed musics*
and then.. he finally
saw what he was looking for...
he found
pewdiepie...
*definitely real and true credits*
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I like running through white ppl neighbourhoods with my shirt off [PS: Be sure to subscribe to me and comment and share and like and subscribe and remember Hitler is love, Hitler is Life, Jew is also love, Jew is also life]