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女士和小姐們(?) 是時候來一起Dab了(･∀･)

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因為你們要直接勇起來聽一些...超狂...又性感的...節奏!

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姊妹們

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女孩們現在在煮的菜已經直接燒毀了~~

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好啦 上禮拜我要你們...我有個爛透的音檔 我基本上...

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只錄了五分鐘 我要你們去混成一些幽...

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..."妹"的東西(他要說幽默)

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我們來看你們的表現吧!!

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*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~*

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喔!!
*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~*

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*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~*

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耶!!
*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~*

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*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~尊重女人啊 鄉親父老~*

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*鄉親父老~鄉親父老~鄉親父老~鄉親父老*

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*鄉親父老 老 老 老~*

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*搖搖搖搖搖搖搖 搖落去!*

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*女人~*

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(ﾟдﾟ;)

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*嗨*

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*女女 女人~女人~*

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*搖搖搖搖搖 搖落去~女孩!*

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(´∀`)

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不錯喔 真的不錯!Adita Shrestha(作曲者)

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*我叫做Nick Crompton而我的衣領高豎*

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*我會饒舌但我不來自克倫敦*

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*英國是我城市 你早就知我是智障*

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(´∀`)

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對啦~

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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天啊

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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*這超炒熱氣氛的*

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我沒想到會有不同的風格欸 通常都是舞曲或什麼的

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他X這叫重搖滾還是什麼的 我哪知 很好

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*嚇死Pewdiepie~嚇死Pewdiepie~被禁播*

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*但我還是有拿到錢~但我還是有拿到錢~*

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*嚇死Pewdiepie~嚇死Pewdiepie~被禁播*

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*但我還是有拿到錢~但我還是有拿到錢~*

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*天啊我超級失望 我有罪嗎 又犯罪了?*

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有一種動漫的感覺
*我不用為了什麼付錢 已經有這電腦*

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*Maya像我們的廉價狗 因為牠只有一隻眼*

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*這會是個 無聊人生~無聊人生~*

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Pewdiepie?
*有錢人生*

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*嚇死Pewdiepie~嚇死Pewdiepie~被禁播*

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押韻的超完美 三小啦
*嚇死Pewdiepie~嚇死Pewdiepie~被禁播*

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*但我還是有拿到錢~但我還是有拿到錢~*

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*嚇死Pewdiepie~嚇死Pewdiepie~被禁播*

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*但我還是有拿到錢~但我還是有拿到錢~*

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還是有拿到錢~
*但我還是有拿到錢~但我還是有拿到錢~*

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這超棒的 Endigo也尊重女生到他都看起來像女生了 很好喔

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*尊重*

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*ㄋㄋ...女人*

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*尊重**唐老鴨*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重*

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也許我該多花一點時間在口音上

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*你在衝三小?**尊重女人阿*

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*

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喔!!

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死 沒點子了*

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*再也沒原創內容 但我X你媽時 你會知道有被允許*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*我會做"笑了你就輸" 直到我超有錢的時候*

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*他們從我出生時就說我是納粹*

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喔~~~~~

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*先等一下*

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*你是~誰*

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*我是Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類 我的蛋蛋 會掉 沾醬 滴你眼*

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韻腳掉漆阿~

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好喔 你們有沒有看到Lushsux(藝術家)

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真的

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畫了一則推特和我的圖在上面

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他跟我要自拍照 所以我上禮拜就給了他

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他還真的把它放在維也納的一個博物館裡

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還蠻棒的 如果你在維也納 可以去看看 再次感謝Lushsux

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*牆上內容*
*Lushsux:我在維也納的一間博物館有一面牆喔 你可以寄給我一張蠢自拍照讓我畫你嗎*
*pewds:這是我最近收到最智障又最讚的請求了 這張如何*

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把我的頭用那麼大真的充實了自我 很有幫助呢 謝謝

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Pewdiepie是...

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不要放那個

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*Pewdiepie是個兒童強姦犯*

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喔!ಠOಠ

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*Pewdiepie~pie是個兒童強姦犯*

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嘿啦

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*大家都知道Nick Crompton是最棒的*

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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*大家都知道Nick Crompton是最棒的*

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*我叫做Nick Crompton而我的衣領高豎*

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*我會饒舌但我不來自克倫敦*

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*英國是我城市 你早就知我是智障*

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超讚的 這是好貨啊兄弟

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哇 太厲害了

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這才華是...下一層次的

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好喔 那還不錯 我對你們感到驕傲

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*我叫做Nick Crompton而我的衣領高豎*

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我會饒舌...
*我會饒舌但我不來自克倫敦*

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*我會饒舌但我不來自克倫敦*

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男孩們啊~~

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*英國是我城市 你早就知我是智障*

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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窩~~
*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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*PEWDS你還好嗎*

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*這是日常啊 老兄*

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好喔(´･ω･`)

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還蠻酷的兄弟 蠻嗨的 我覺得幹得不錯 幹得不錯

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*搖落去啊 女孩*

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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*尊重 ㄋ...女人*

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*尊重*

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*唐老鴨*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重...尊重*

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那是阿姆嗎

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*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老*

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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*沒點子了 再也沒原創內容 但我X你媽時 你會知道有被允許*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*我會做"笑了你就輸" 直到我超有錢的時候*

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欸~~

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*他們從我出生時就說我是納粹 婊子*

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*我賣了些商品 它們賣的像個教堂*

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教堂啦
*我賣了些商品 它們賣的像個教堂*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*你爸爸了 婊子~你爸爸了 婊子~*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*你爸爸了 婊子~你爸爸了 婊子~*

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那真的不錯 我很喜歡這個 幹的好

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*我是Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類 我的蛋蛋 會掉 沾醬 滴你眼*

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*不尊重女生?不了 謝謝 掰*

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*我是Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類 我的蛋蛋 會掉 沾醬 滴你眼*

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*不尊重女生?不了 謝謝 掰 掰 掰 掰*

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讚啦

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*我賣了些商品 它們賣的像個教堂*

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*搖落去啊 女孩*

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這真的越來越好了呢

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*你有在專心聽嗎*

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*今天的主題是*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重 尊重女人 尊重女人 尊重女人*

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哇嗚 這歌詞太厲害了
*尊重 尊重 尊重女人 尊重女人 尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重 尊重女人 尊重女人 尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重 尊重女人 尊重女人 尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重 尊重女人 尊重女人 尊重女人*

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*尊...*

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你們的表現蒸蒸日上啊

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*他們根本就把我的名字*

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*丟在地板上 只為了賺點閱率 支撐他們的爛網站*

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去那些主流媒體
*丟在地板上 只為了賺點閱率 支撐他們的爛網站*

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*丟在地板上 只為了賺點閱率 支撐他們的爛網站*

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*華爾街日報*
*丟在地板上 只為了賺點閱率 支撐他們的爛網站*

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*(納粹)

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耶~~

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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*沒點子了 再也沒原創內容 但我X你媽時 你會知道有被允許*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*我會做"笑了你就輸" 直到我超有錢的時候*

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*他們從我出生時就說我是納粹 婊子*

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(三小)

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*世上最讚的人類*

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喔...靠杯

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*想得美 華爾街日報*

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*試試看啊 王八蛋們*

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超級酷 超級酷 我們剩下最後三個

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男孩們~

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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*沒點子了 再也沒原創內容 但我X你媽時 你會知道有被允許*

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*歡迎來到這家庭 我是你爸爸了 婊子*

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*我會做"笑了你就輸" 直到我超有錢的時候*

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*他們從我出生時就說我是納粹 婊子*

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*我賣了些商品 它們賣的像個...教堂*

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*去你的*

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這超順的拉

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*女人*

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*帶我回家~~~~~~~~*

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我超愛這個 這超屌的

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*Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff(笑)*

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不再是了 開玩笑啦*笑*

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*這是日常啊 老兄 這是日常啊 女人*

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*我叫做Nick Crompton而我的衣領高豎*

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*我會饒舌但我不來自克倫敦*

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*英國是我城市 你早就知我是智障*

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*大家都知道Nick Crompton是最棒的*

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*Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類*

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*我的蛋蛋 會掉 沾醬 滴你眼*

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*不尊重女生?不了 謝謝 掰*

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*Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類*

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*尊重*

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*ㄋ...女人*

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*尊重*

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*唐老鴨......*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重她們*

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*尊重女人啊 鄉親父老*

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*我叫做Jeff*

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(´∀`)

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Grande(作曲者)感謝阿 老兄 不錯!我聽過這首歌 這超讚的

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這真的超讚 我喜歡聽 沒有諷刺意味喔

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我想這是一位法國YouTuber做的

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*永不*

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*永不*

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*這是日常啊 老兄*

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*搖落 搖落去*

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*歡迎來到shittube 我是你兄弟Pewdiepie*

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*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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我的頻道永遠不死~
*你殺不了我 我的頻道永遠不死*

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*沒點子了 再也沒原創內容*

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*但我X你媽時 你會知道有被允許*

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*Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類*

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*Pewdiepie 世上最讚的人類*

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎~有關係嗎*

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這超屌的 PEWDIETRAP 讚啦
(trap是一種曲風)

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎*

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*就科學啊 婊子*

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*就是這樣 婊子~就是這樣 婊子~*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重女人*

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尊重
*尊重女人*

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*尊重 尊重她們*

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*尊重女人*

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*尊重女人*

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每次想到就會讓我很情緒化

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我叫做Jeff
*我叫做Jeff*

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我叫做Jeff
*我叫做Jeff*

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我叫做Je...*笑*
*我叫做Jeff*

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超讚的 這實在是太棒了

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*Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff*

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Jeff Jeff Jeff
*Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff*

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*Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff~~~~~~*

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*數學跟科學有關係嗎~有關係嗎~*

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*就科學啊 婊子 就是這樣 婊子*

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我喜歡 超他X棒

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說真的大家都有提交 如果你的沒在影片上 我很抱歉

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我不能全部都播 但是還是很好玩

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我喜歡做這些 我希望你們喜歡 希望ㄋ...女人們也喜歡喔

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下禮拜 我要你們上傳個標題和圖用來騙點閱 好嗎?

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你能想到最吸引人點進去的東西 要跟Pewdiepie有關 祝好運

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你們基本上從今以後都要幫我做工了 就是這樣

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最精彩的網路梗都會...

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出現在下一集的...

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與Pewdiepie的星期五時間~~~

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就是這樣啦 謝謝你們兄弟...我是說"謝謝你們姊妹"

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