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(Hmmmmmmmm)
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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(Pewds)
Bet you didn't think I would come from here

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The man full of surprises.

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What's he gonna do next?

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I don't know.

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Maybe another LWIAY.
That's right hahaha(laughs)

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It's time for

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(Beware headphone users)

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LWIAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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(Catchy and good LWIAY Intro by Day by Dave)

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Welcome, guys. Back to LWIAY

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YouTube's favorite shoooow!

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Yes, it is.
(Indeed it is)

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Stop saying that it's not.

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IF I YELL THEN THAT MEANS IT'S TRUE

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This👏is👏so👏sad👏

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MEME

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Is the end of my li- (Oh, I get it, okay)

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Cause I, oh (destroy memes)

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Good one, NEVER HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE

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*pewds laugh*

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You guys are SO CLEVERR

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I'm so done with Thanos memes, but I'll read it anyway

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*pewds bootyfully reads lowly thanos meme*

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WTF only half my squad showed up to my birthday party

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*pewds dying inside* Oh yeah lmo i forgot

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MY culture is not your goddamn prom dress

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I get it

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My stepmother doesn't get why I call her 🅱️ONUS M🅾️M

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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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*clap clap* (meme review)

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👌🅾️👌🅾️🅱️👌👏👌👌🅱️🅱️👌🅱️🅱️

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Rockin' The Merch Man, Very Nice.

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Bonus Mom! Bonus Mom Can You DRIVE Me Please

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Sure Son, I NEVER Wanted I Can Drive You

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Veggie Thugs I'm not a vegetarian

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Because I Love Animals I Am Vegetarian

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Because This Meme Has Been Reposted So MANY TIMES

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The Punch Line Has Been Cropped Out, Well Done Guys

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And You complain to me about original content

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I did not hit her, I did not oh!! hi mark

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I cheated on you; it's okay I did
something worse; what? trusted you like if

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you cry, can we hit 50 likes if we hit 50
likes then the tears will go away can we

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smash it
if this post gets ten thousand of votes

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PewDiePie has to release scare PewDiePie
season two well

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well Susan Doesn't Know I have episode 123
stored hmm that's right I have them I

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have them hostage I will release it if
this video gets 10,000,000 likes that's

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all it takes
God is dead love is dead bonus meme is dead

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that's right guys I'm sorry to say this
new thing in case you've been away for a

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few weeks
bonus meme have died it was stage 5

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cancer it came I don't know where no one
thought it would happen

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stop crying we need to be strong
that's what bonus meme what it wanted we

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need to keep on living as if bonus meme
work with us that's what bonus meme what

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a one I know it's hard
I know it's hard but we must go on if

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you are- sonic says if you are ever
bored punch an orphan what are they

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gonna do tell their parents they don't
have any hooray yeah that makes sense

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what's worse then a heartbreak no bonus
meme you just keep having to bring it up

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don't you
this dog oh wow what a nice dog Oh on

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that day no one noticed that Brad one
actually died why did you think I was

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upset you think I just blur out random
words never would never happen out of

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touch vice for the love of God don't
meme childish gambino this is America

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music video me people who tell me what
to do

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vices just lost that it gave his legs
we're gonna do a report about drugs

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because drugs are really edgy right you
want to know what drugs the culture one

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drugs
we're vice we're really edgy but don't

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name childish gambino for the love of
God it has an important message

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if you meme it that means if message
just goes over your head to be fair you

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need quite higher IQ to understand
Childish gambino so for the love of God

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pity pies evolution over the years yeah
say that's pretty accurate hard to

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swallow painless oh I thought I killed
this meme because it was a meme review

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that's really strange oh look at that
it's the same joke as before

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congratulations everyone no you're right
I definitely I'm the one that kills the

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memes you're right oh that's cute
pixel animation on Mars and foods in

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Japan thank you very much
kawaii desu name I've been just just

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killed all the other movies I remember
seeing that post I'm like no way they

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came out at the same time that's crazy
good meme how mature artists here tried

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painting Gloria Borger ended up looking
like PewDiePie this is really offensive

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to me and Gloria Borger please refrain
from doing so

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very nice regardless you try let's
pretend I didn't paint this during my

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work hours thank you davell neuro yeah
hey look it's the same joke again can

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this video get same amout of likes as
dislikes perfectly balanced as all

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things should be now a lot of people
seem to be under the impression that we

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shouldn't help poor countries because
we're already getting overpopulated

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because of them but really what
statistics shows that welfare and

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well-being causes people to want to put
reproduce less so by helping people to

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live we actually decrease overpopulation
so thinness you're just a big dummy

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don't you feel silly now is this Gloria
Borger this took me six hours Wow

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I'll tell Edgar wow that looks so nice
why are you wearing this is it cuz you

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pee everywhere birth control
effectiveness condoms birth control

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pills ass that's right guys have I told
you about ass it's coming out 15th of

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May every single console ever yay hurry
if you like ass I think you'll enjoy ass

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don't turn your phone upside down just
don't

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bonus meme is dead oh my god my mind has
been blown let you at McDonald's in

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Norway last week did I see so many
people with white hair and beard okay I

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put that on the map but now the new
style the new fashion it's looking like

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make huntin on variety of different
video games doing vlogs and real-life

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skits doing game
Condon blogs and skits having five

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different series just to look at me what
pew news is me discussing memes meme

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review is reviewing means look wise
they're all different they're all

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different you don't understand silly you
know Apple is run by men when they call

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it an iPhone 6 plus and it's only 5.5
inches

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of course it's run by men it's a
trillion dollar company not a kitchen

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he's right you know
no all right fine breaking news seven

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shot at Florida nightclub monster we
found seven new jobs that may interest

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seems like dangerous jobs I don't know
if LM interested it was a conspiracy all

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along I don't like for tonight not a fan
of Marvel - Marvel Plus epic limited

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mashup yeah they're working against me
$8 conspiracy why does all the things I

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hate work together against me what's
bonus meme not dying enough must I be

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tormented so I drew this so PewDiePie
before they shave his beard it took me

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seventy six point three hours I'm really
sorry you spend all this effort but it's

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it's really nice I really really
appreciate all the hard work would you

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play this a wild meme appears

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let the fuck

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that's good start your 95 very nice
seems pretty accurate to be honest well

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yes yes little eight little taters mom
get fired or something like that that's

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for pure loose that's right all the
shows are their friend they were that

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would be ridiculous for me to discuss
here white people Asians all look the

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same
also white people and there's Cooper's

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wolfblade snare broke Baldwin Michelle
Obama they're all very different come on

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don't be ridiculous
I'm very proud of my news team working

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at Pew News they're working hard and may
I say very handsome thousands of votes

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for Gloria Borger to host me review hmm
might be interesting a crossover episode

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yes permabanning anyone who calls me
PewDiePie looking sharp there Puetz oh

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my god what an absolute sandwich holy
heck dude it's interesting I've everyone

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has that style huh hmm my tech cart
cheating on Peas with reporter Gloria

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Borger oh my god I don't even know who I
am anymore

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Oh

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that's so tricks

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yeah what religion is this everyone
clapping all the means in the world

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times so what are your talents oh my god
this his forehead reminds me of Thanos

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chin holy heck dude that's Tanner's
upside down oh my god he's not dead

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after all I just want to remind you guys
that this exists good who do you think

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it killed pink guy huh why do you think
he just went away build your own robot

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lizard oh hi mark
oh okay we're still doing suck memes

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okay sorry I didn't realize
lush sucks graffiti Opitz took four days

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proven gillian mmm
could this be the greatest art work of

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all time sucks thank you very much it's
so cool if you guys know where this is

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do you feel free to whom in front of it
to pay your respect and this is America

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mean but can you do this
I somehow this meme is still going

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strong have I told you about my chair
everybody have I told you guys about yes

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answers coming out May 15 check it out
everybody this is like one of the top

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most top motive memes of all time
oh look at that it's gone it's out on

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Nintendo Gameboy That The Intent Of
Switched A Gameboy Fantastic THANK YOU

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Guys For Smashing THAT Like Button
Remember To Submit YOUR MEMES Down Below

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That's It For Me For Now I'm Gloria
Borger And

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*Outro*