WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:04.140 Welcome to Lwiay 00:00:04.140 --> 00:00:05.100 uh what is this? 00:00:05.140 --> 00:00:06.820 oh my god 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:10.200 Oh 00:00:10.360 --> 00:00:11.500 Oh 00:00:12.180 --> 00:00:15.980 80 million club merged jacket 00:00:17.140 --> 00:00:18.460 Oh 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:20.439 I like that 00:00:20.439 --> 00:00:22.439 hmm 00:00:22.720 --> 00:00:27.800 That's what I'm talking about eighty million subscribers goddamn 00:00:28.060 --> 00:00:31.640 It I bet you I bet you T-series doesn't have 80 million subscribers 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:40.349 Well I bet t-series doesn't have an 80 million subscriber merch jacket that's right everybody 00:00:41.770 --> 00:00:46.950 Only if you have 80 million subscribers you get to wear this or if you buy it link in the description 00:00:47.580 --> 00:00:49.940 also this video sponsored by G-fuel 00:00:51.100 --> 00:00:59.060 *Music* 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:06.540 This changes everything sixty thousand upvotes god damn the subreddit is now as 00:01:07.020 --> 00:01:17.600 1.1m Jesus Christ when Felix realized that pew news has more viewers than vox which makes Pew news a mainstream media 00:01:19.440 --> 00:01:24.820 i mean I already knew this this is why they're so goddamn salty and may I say 00:01:25.060 --> 00:01:27.540 Pew news is the most respected news source out there 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:33.449 and I can actually say that because that's my opinion which I'm allowed to have oh god it's my parents 00:01:34.140 --> 00:01:38.920 petition for Felix parents to whose main review and tell us 00:01:39.360 --> 00:01:49.040 embarrassing childhood story well you can forget about it next name we're sinking voice oh god this is gonna be a sad episode isn't it a 00:01:49.360 --> 00:01:52.829 sad episode of life oh god it is sad 00:01:54.320 --> 00:01:56.320 is that... 00:01:57.350 --> 00:02:00.339 is that a sad version of bitch lasagna? noOo 00:02:04.070 --> 00:02:06.459 We're so guys, please 00:02:19.700 --> 00:02:21.700 It is so sad 00:02:24.410 --> 00:02:26.060 You know 00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:28.630 I pretty much will take the help from 00:02:28.880 --> 00:02:35.109 anyone at this point I mean I got the help from Logan Paul I think it's safe to say that I'm pretty desperate 00:02:35.180 --> 00:02:37.090 and I want to be fully clear 00:02:37.090 --> 00:02:42.489 I have no other plans okay I'm all out of trap cards at this point I got nothing 00:02:42.830 --> 00:02:45.999 t-series is around the corner and I got nothing 00:02:47.030 --> 00:02:49.030 do something 00:02:49.430 --> 00:02:51.700 You already did something well I don't know that 00:02:52.940 --> 00:02:55.089 We have to get to a hundred million 00:02:55.610 --> 00:03:02.290 So I can sell the hundred million merch come on what are you doing putting a pewdiepie ad in the Super Bowl 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:08.079 That's something. putting a pewdiepie ad in the Super Bowl so that pewds can copystrike the event 00:03:09.739 --> 00:03:16.298 You know it's a joke but it's fully it's a great idea you are YouTube's wise you know today history has remained a 00:03:16.459 --> 00:03:20.259 hundred thousand damn okay that's pretty cool I guess 00:03:20.260 --> 00:03:25.539 I guess have to make another song a million and it's already at one point one goddamn this subreddit man 00:03:25.540 --> 00:03:31.179 I'm so glad I picked such a great name for it PewDiePie submissions what a great name 00:03:31.180 --> 00:03:34.600 so guys we're dirty we big 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:39.279 YouTube gaming that's right I'm the number one gamer I am they're 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:45.280 the biggest gamer in the whole world now pewdiepie is the supreme gamer 00:03:45.620 --> 00:03:51.340 all hail supreme gamer of PewDiePie Felix Kjellberg making fan art for Felix 00:03:51.620 --> 00:03:56.500 making fan art for brad so you had better chance at making it - no 00:03:57.320 --> 00:04:01.899 stop it bright stop it this dog can smell people who helped pewdiepie beat t-series 00:04:02.460 --> 00:04:07.120 T-series while he's smelling me I sure as hell ain't sure if it smells on you 00:04:07.220 --> 00:04:08.020 okay! 00:04:08.020 --> 00:04:13.740 Once t-series takes over and they send all of us to the gulag don't come complaining to me going like 00:04:13.920 --> 00:04:19.840 Oh! I wish I wish I said subscribe to pewdiepie and now I am a slave and I have to do all this stuff I 00:04:19.850 --> 00:04:24.589 Don't like don't do that don't pull that on me afterwards. Oh I'm sorry PewDiePie 00:04:24.590 --> 00:04:30.950 Oh, I'm sorry I never said subscribe to pewdiepie alright it's now or never do your part. I've seen this 00:04:33.750 --> 00:04:36.559 Goddamn level 50 mafia boss 00:04:36.890 --> 00:04:40.069 I like how you draw hair on my leg I really appreciate that thank you very 00:04:40.169 --> 00:04:44.719 nice I cannot confirm if I'm Sookie she's a Nazi or not but 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:51.950 it's a very nice fan art to say the least who are your favorite animators on YouTube hard to say your 00:04:52.350 --> 00:04:54.350 algorithm destroyed most of them ooh 00:04:55.080 --> 00:05:01.820 what you didn't seal the animators in YouTube rewind they're all in YouTube rewind hey look guys there's animators 00:05:02.550 --> 00:05:09.050 Just a normal day at the sub Beauty pie is currently. Oh god the end is near the end is near oh 00:05:09.750 --> 00:05:11.750 god damn it!!! 00:05:11.910 --> 00:05:13.260 Okay, guys! 00:05:13.260 --> 00:05:17.089 you guys are talking like it's already over it's not over yet and 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:22.120 we're far from over we have a lot of fighting power left gum buddy mash suit 00:05:22.440 --> 00:05:30.200 come on everybody, lets do it! Lets do it big time everybody! Lets work together, we can do it! We can beat them! 00:05:30.660 --> 00:05:33.440 Only if we work hard and fight together! 00:05:38.790 --> 00:05:41.119 Bald Brad and redhead dudes 00:05:41.910 --> 00:05:44.059 Nice and that's a nice shirt though 00:05:44.729 --> 00:05:47.929 2016 have you ever kissed yourself in the mirror 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:50.720 Jack yes 00:05:51.090 --> 00:05:52.979 shake my head 00:05:52.979 --> 00:05:57.199 2019 well drinking yourself as GPU that's way different 00:05:57.870 --> 00:05:59.870 Don't make me laugh ah 00:06:00.180 --> 00:06:02.180 PewDiePie 00:06:02.180 --> 00:06:04.180 Markiplier 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:15.100 It seems accurate because everyone is saying that me and Marcus the same height which this is ridiculous, 179 that's ridiculous. 00:06:15.100 --> 00:06:16.600 How tall is PewDiePie. 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:22.740 I'm 180 and I'm way taller this makes, No sense. How tall is jacksepticeye. 00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:29.700 Yeah right, Yeah right, who's making this up. 00:06:29.700 --> 00:06:34.740 How tall, tall is oh Brad 00:06:35.020 --> 00:06:39.899 What the hell Brad, well Brad is actually taller than me and I'm confused. 00:06:41.350 --> 00:06:43.300 meme review, yeah its coming definitely. 00:06:43.300 --> 00:06:48.000 screen saver I made for PewDiePie, what that's sick, that's really dope. 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:52.000 hey, what is this real actually they do 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:53.500 control the training page 00:06:53.500 --> 00:06:59.520 they let it run mostly on its own but they will put things up there that are definitely not trendy because they want to 00:06:59.950 --> 00:07:04.110 this isn't actually correct training uses a bunch of cygnus to 00:07:04.960 --> 00:07:11.819 automatically show a list of videos that highlight what's happening on YouTube and in the world there uses a bunch of signals 00:07:12.340 --> 00:07:17.820 what the hell one of those signals must be automatically filled a video 00:07:22.420 --> 00:07:26.429 Why am I laughing it's just sad hey Wow, okay? 00:07:26.430 --> 00:07:30.780 So me left PewDiePie right thank you for a clarifying night 00:07:30.780 --> 00:07:36.330 I had no idea I was like whoa which one is it and his first 00:07:37.060 --> 00:07:43.020 Fanmeet impact Allah 2012 me and my friends came late so we didn't get a signed poster 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:46.920 well you did get an epic brofist 00:07:48.070 --> 00:07:52.320 how tall were you back then what I see everyone's trying to figure out my height there's 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:59.879 No, way Felix is 511 there you don't know that pretty pie breeze this sub right that 10 yeah should I be concerned 00:08:00.910 --> 00:08:02.910 What is wrong with you guys do you not 00:08:02.910 --> 00:08:09.420 have any more interesting hobbies yeah, okay that's good I'll save that for later that goes into my cringe company 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:16.340 for every upload I will make an account and sub to PewDiePie okay well 30,000 steps 00:08:16.979 --> 00:08:24.919 Namaste thank you very much the sub gap is getting close yes it's time to reveal my trump card yes 00:08:25.620 --> 00:08:33.349 finally the trump card cuz I'm all out of those activate my +4 card on PewDiePie please and 4 million subscribers 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:42.979 Don't think that's how it works Jack black on meme review with PewDiePie 00:08:43.019 --> 00:08:48.769 please make it happen Jack Black I need you more than ever there it is 00:08:53.279 --> 00:08:59.599 It's a big difference there has to be a big difference I took a picture with Ben Shapiro 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.289 and told him I liked him on me 00:09:05.130 --> 00:09:11.119 Yeah that's so sweet it looks so happy oh my god 00:09:13.470 --> 00:09:16.820 What is with all the crossovers it's too early for tears? 00:09:19.140 --> 00:09:22.819 Stop trying and stop playing and start subscribing 00:09:23.490 --> 00:09:26.209 stop crying start subscribing 00:09:26.940 --> 00:09:29.539 stop crying start subscribing 00:09:30.300 --> 00:09:31.500 chant with me 00:09:31.500 --> 00:09:32.820 chunka chunka chunka 00:09:32.820 --> 00:09:39.589 joking if he was trolling with the codes at least like I would respect that you know if someone intentionally did a she 00:09:39.930 --> 00:09:45.589 apology and just added a bunch of Amazon gift codes as a meme then yeah I could respect that but 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:51.979 Chinese man killed an Ethan by dog in Hong Kong this morning the old 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:56.539 switcheroo I am so proud of this community guys thank you oh 00:09:58.050 --> 00:10:05.449 Yeah me me after watching Zhu Li ads oh boy oh my god 00:10:07.529 --> 00:10:09.529 Yeah 00:10:11.670 --> 00:10:16.699 It's amazing when Pierce height isn't given in terms of football fields 00:10:17.339 --> 00:10:21.679 Alright then keep your secret I think. I'm like five or six football field 00:10:22.780 --> 00:10:26.519 posing a green screen so Brad can put whatever mean he wants 00:10:27.400 --> 00:10:28.720 okay 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:34.860 ninety-four letters it's the longest word in Swedish let's make Felix pronounce it I never heard about this 00:10:35.530 --> 00:10:39.030 it's more violent actually belongs Queens but 00:10:39.760 --> 00:10:43.950 that it back for the inspection I'll be clear I got into it with Sir Walter Lantz 00:10:44.380 --> 00:10:47.520 yes of course poor going like say gulags Queens 00:10:49.060 --> 00:10:54.779 Swarming sexy blogs Queen Smoot screw that fuck for the expression will be clan that's magazines for the words for about that ends damn 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:58.280 whoa hello there looks down shyly 00:10:58.780 --> 00:11:00.380 who is this? 00:11:00.760 --> 00:11:08.440 Pulls out chest its GG James from history right ok can you start with the asterisk who's that mate septic ER 00:11:08.770 --> 00:11:15.000 Okay, we're done here wait I can fix it subscribes to beautiful I'm listening see there you go 00:11:15.790 --> 00:11:17.790 holy damn 00:11:18.700 --> 00:11:20.700 That is actually sick 00:11:21.730 --> 00:11:25.829 beautify the mean killer spent 40 hours on this my last attempt took 00:11:26.410 --> 00:11:33.360 7.5 well I saw it now unless Brides cuts it out and he's an act but if you - no one will know about 00:11:34.150 --> 00:11:36.150 there's 15 hidden references 00:11:36.370 --> 00:11:38.579 damn that's it me 00:11:39.640 --> 00:11:46.890 399 you got a knuckles I didn't see that that's, so cool okay that's sick thank you very much this is me by 00:11:47.830 --> 00:11:52.379 go to sourish it's been an honor don't stop it ain't over 00:11:54.940 --> 00:12:00.779 t series is hundred connivance fights I'm not saving enough moment gameplay hey hey 00:12:03.370 --> 00:12:06.179 Imagine if you couldn't watch the videos you love 00:12:06.700 --> 00:12:08.999 Imagine if you couldn't watch the videos you love because the platform 00:12:09.070 --> 00:12:15.689 they were on they monetize them and all the creators because we came unmotivated and stopped making the content they were previously paid for 00:12:20.030 --> 00:12:27.970 Yeah yeah too animated who are your favorite enemies 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:34.120 That's great huge hasn't been getting 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:39.849 cocky because he's taller than Jack and Mark let's remind him of that one time he was 00:12:40.310 --> 00:12:45.310 I was slouching okay there's a difference when you sit like this and sit like this 00:12:46.160 --> 00:12:47.510 that's all I got 00:12:47.510 --> 00:12:49.839 thank you guys for watching this episode no way 00:12:50.060 --> 00:12:57.729 YouTube's favorite show hope you guys enjoyed smash like if you did remember to buy the headphones the hat the the shirt the G fuel 00:12:58.130 --> 00:13:00.609 the chair checkup the game and 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:06.420 That's it that's it that's all you got to do that's all I'm asking for what else Jesus 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:11.340 I'm just a I'm just a struggling youtuber, please 00:13:11.760 --> 00:13:12.740 He owns 10 houses. 00:13:13.340 --> 00:13:20.060 You want pyramids we got them, oh you're into castles, huh we got you covered baby you want some bets easy 00:13:22.580 --> 00:13:24.580 We got it all 00:13:25.459 --> 00:13:27.879 this game is still relevant goddammit