WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 HEY, what is happening, whaddup, its ya boi... 00:00:04.660 --> 00:00:05.620 PEWDIEPIE 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:12.860 Big announcement, big announcement, (clapping and exultancy) Let's get some excitement everyone, 00:00:12.920 --> 00:00:14.140 Got a big announcement! 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.020 I'm going Family-Friendly now 00:00:18.130 --> 00:00:20.130 So no more swearing. 00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:22.199 No more sexual jokes. 00:00:23.080 --> 00:00:25.439 And definitely not any hitler jokes, okay? 00:00:26.100 --> 00:00:27.200 Nothing.. 00:00:29.500 --> 00:00:31.680 None of that! *weird screams* 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:34.320 I wish I was joking.. I'm not. *laughs* 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:40.722 It seems that youtube has made some changes about a third of my videos got de-monetized, 00:00:40.722 --> 00:00:42.340 Gonna have to, uh, you know 00:00:42.340 --> 00:00:47.380 Family-Friendly from now on, so I don't go homeless. Okay? I love money too much, 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:51.180 I love money too much, okay. No more swearing 00:00:51.969 --> 00:00:54.689 Family-Friendly Felix as I like to call myself 00:00:55.449 --> 00:00:57.309 Felix the family 00:00:57.309 --> 00:01:02.009 Felix the family that's right from now on we're not calling it Bros. We're calling it 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:06.260 Familyyyyy! what's that? Did I make less money yesterday than I did in 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:13.680 2013? Rucka Rucka Ali did a really good song I can't show it because this video will get de-monetized 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:18.269 But link is in the description. I think you'll enjoy it. It's a legit 00:01:18.270 --> 00:01:25.140 Good song would love to show it, but I caaaan't. Public service announcements, okay. They're made to protect 00:01:25.930 --> 00:01:27.369 families. 00:01:27.369 --> 00:01:29.009 public service announcements 00:01:29.009 --> 00:01:35.489 They're made to make families happy and that's what we do on Family Friendly Felix channel. My family 00:01:35.490 --> 00:01:37.799 how you doin? my family? handshake 00:01:38.590 --> 00:01:43.380 Handshakes as we do in the.. pleased to meet.. we don't do Brofist anymore. We're doing handshakes. 00:01:43.420 --> 00:01:48.149 So we're going to go through some public service announcements for family friendliness 00:01:48.540 --> 00:01:55.280 To protect the family hopefully we can learn something and become more family friendly this one is from America 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:57.660 it's called don't put it in your mouth 00:01:57.660 --> 00:01:59.560 *Laughs* 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:01.560 Family Friendly *sarcastic claps*, it's Family Friendly 00:02:02.880 --> 00:02:05.660 It's seriously bad, okay. Let's say let's see what it says 00:02:06.080 --> 00:02:11.420 Why do you think your mommy or daddy are always telling you don't put that in your mouth? cuz you're a wh**e damn it!! 00:02:11.420 --> 00:02:13.420 God no 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:16.700 Family Friendly Felix.. okay here. We go. 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:17.920 Hi kids 00:02:17.920 --> 00:02:19.840 Why are we on television anyway? 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:24.320 Why do you look like you're about to murder me? Both of you, if I saw you two in an alleyway 00:02:24.329 --> 00:02:25.500 I would.. I would scream 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:31.259 I would scream and I would run for my life.. to tell a little story about why you shouldn't put things into your mouth when 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:32.709 You don't know what they are 00:02:32.709 --> 00:02:34.359 the lip syncing is 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:38.140 Impeccable.. about why you shouldn't put things into your mouth *ma name is Jeff* 00:02:38.220 --> 00:02:41.380 and why you should never take anything a stranger tries to give you 00:02:41.380 --> 00:02:42.060 Why Not ? *Stupidly* 00:02:42.200 --> 00:02:47.820 Never listen to anyone that doesn't blink. Rule number one for Family-Friendly Felix tips 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:50.789 if you don't blink, if they don't blink (he said bling, no?) 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:53.159 You're going to have a problem all right? 00:02:53.160 --> 00:02:59.300 Have you ever made anyone that talks to you like this you may want to run run and hide call aahh *Eyes Dries Out*? 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:05.460 It's somebody else's medicine some bad food or some poison you could get very sick. 00:03:05.460 --> 00:03:07.380 *Alienatic Expression* I don't wanna be sick .. 00:03:07.380 --> 00:03:13.140 kids want to get sick okay when I was a kid. I wanted to get sick [alright] 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:19.300 If my sister was was sick. I would go to her room play video games in there. I'm sick 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:24.749 I get sick from her and then I get [to] stay home in school from school and play video games 00:03:24.750 --> 00:03:30.239 You can't say I don't want to get sick and thinks kids will understand ok I love you 00:03:30.239 --> 00:03:32.239 Can I eat the guitar? No! 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.579 My God *Face Palms* oh my God *Head Ache Expression* 00:03:36.760 --> 00:03:38.540 This is worse than I thought okay well 00:03:38.540 --> 00:03:40.540 *Disappointed In Humanity* *Thinking of Non Curse Word* 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:47.069 She's clearly not paying attention, but you can help me sing a song about eating things that don't belong inside you. Okay. 00:03:47.069 --> 00:03:50.720 I wasn't really hungry anyway. Oh, wait. Maybe a little bit. Okay everybody 00:03:51.940 --> 00:03:57.360 So cringy, it's just so cringy. If you see something that you want to eat, before you do anything 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:03.760 Remember this song: Don't you put it in your mouth. Don't you put it in your mouth.*Spits Piss* Don't you stuff it in your face. 00:04:03.769 --> 00:04:05.540 Don't stuff it in your face. 00:04:05.540 --> 00:04:07.100 Tho it might look good to eat. 00:04:07.100 --> 00:04:09.100 Tho it might look good to eat. 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:11.100 And it might look good to taste 00:04:11.100 --> 00:04:12.540 And it might look good to taste *Stupidly Repeating* 00:04:12.540 --> 00:04:14.500 *CHORUS* You could get sick 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:15.340 *Pewd Laughs* Yukk *Tongues Out* 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:18.080 Real Quick 00:04:18.460 --> 00:04:18.960 Yukk 00:04:18.960 --> 00:04:20.740 Real Sick 00:04:20.780 --> 00:04:22.960 Real ....... *Forgets Lyrics* 00:04:22.960 --> 00:04:24.640 Don't you put it in your mouth 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:25.800 Aen Ae 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:27.800 Tell That to Someone you love *Felix and Puppet with Same Face* 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:29.800 Thats Right ! *Felix Talks Over (Okay)* 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:31.800 if its okay to eat. 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:33.160 if its okay to eat *Felix Expresses his Feeling* 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:34.120 like a muffin or a beet, 00:04:34.200 --> 00:04:37.680 like a muffin or a beet ... *Interrupts* I know I was not supposed to eat it 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:41.400 Remember Boys and girls... oh my God. There's more of them 00:04:41.400 --> 00:04:45.620 *CHORUS* Don't put it in your mouth. 00:04:45.980 --> 00:04:51.820 Hey, what am I doing? I don't even like beets then don't put it in your mouth. Bye 00:04:51.820 --> 00:04:55.659 Bye, everyone remember what you telling me not to eat healthy stuff now 00:04:56.390 --> 00:04:58.390 You're not supposed to eat beetroots 00:04:59.450 --> 00:05:02.439 They're good for you.*Makes Urine Red* They're good for what what is that thing? 00:05:02.440 --> 00:05:03.260 What is that? 00:05:03.260 --> 00:05:09.669 Boys and girls never take anything from a stranger and don't put things in your mouth when you don't know what they are or listen 00:05:09.669 --> 00:05:11.769 to crack cocaine addict [lions] I 00:05:11.769 --> 00:05:13.100 *Aee eeaaahhhe* 00:05:13.100 --> 00:05:18.669 Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth. Hey, Satan should I? 00:05:18.669 --> 00:05:19.910 *Laughs* 00:05:19.910 --> 00:05:21.910 What my God? 00:05:25.190 --> 00:05:30.219 Half of people who try cigarettes in college still smoke four years later 00:05:31.190 --> 00:05:33.579 What's up guys? Hey, come on the cig? 00:05:34.550 --> 00:05:38.470 You're a smoker? No, I never even bought my own pack 00:05:42.080 --> 00:05:44.080 It's a trap 00:05:48.300 --> 00:05:53.210 My God, why why does this exist? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? 00:05:54.150 --> 00:05:56.150 Why why would you do that? 00:05:56.670 --> 00:05:57.900 no, I 00:05:57.900 --> 00:06:00.139 Never even bought my own pack dude 00:06:00.140 --> 00:06:06.319 I I gotta save I mean those are some d*ck sucking lips like Jesus Christ 00:06:06.320 --> 00:06:13.520 I can't make that joke sorry those are some lovemaking lips those are some lovemaking lips. I got hailie 00:06:17.130 --> 00:06:19.130 It's a trap 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:23.080 I only smoke on Saturday. So doesn't even count 00:06:27.080 --> 00:06:31.460 No, why did you say yes to this? No 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:33.920 You're better than that 00:06:34.530 --> 00:06:38.089 I'm not a smoker smoker. I'm gonna do yoga tomorrow 00:06:41.880 --> 00:06:49.460 I didn't it didn't it doesn't stop. It keeps [Processing] keeps going, the memes are 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:55.009 This is cringier than my content I and that's a first 00:06:56.340 --> 00:07:00.049 It tastes like tropical kumquat so can't be bad for me 00:07:05.700 --> 00:07:09.700 Unicorn Ryan no NO 00:07:14.660 --> 00:07:19.300 Now I just feel like smoking, okay? I don't even smoke and I just definitely oh 00:07:21.690 --> 00:07:27.529 Ok let's move on before. I said everyone start smoking okay. It's the only way to do it. Oh God. It's one about trains 00:07:32.570 --> 00:07:34.570 Someones gonna die 00:07:36.630 --> 00:07:43.909 Why is he so happy? now pinback here? He is and listen because I'm going to tell you a story okay all about the railways 00:07:44.780 --> 00:07:47.100 Did you know every single day, 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:51.100 over 18,000 trains use our Railway system. amazing isn't it? 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:57.169 No, I am amazed. I do a great deal of rushing around the country from place to place 00:07:57.169 --> 00:08:01.680 And [I] can't think of a nicer more comfortable way of doing that than in a really good train. 00:08:01.700 --> 00:08:02.580 *Sucks in air* 00:08:02.580 --> 00:08:04.580 Yeah, the hell was that 00:08:07.380 --> 00:08:09.829 What the hell is that? What is that? 00:08:10.470 --> 00:08:15.769 This guy is in love with trains. I think. My story really is about something else 00:08:15.770 --> 00:08:23.630 I knew it your love for trains or rather someone else a lad called robbie (Who robs People). Oh my God a lad call Robbie 00:08:26.190 --> 00:08:28.639 It legit looks like me when I was a kid 00:08:30.290 --> 00:08:33.879 Equally stupid as well. Robbie, I already hate you like at this point 00:08:33.880 --> 00:08:36.249 I just want Robbie to get hit by train to be honest 00:08:37.940 --> 00:08:39.940 What's happening? 00:08:42.410 --> 00:08:44.410 What is going on? 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:48.460 That scream! 00:08:52.850 --> 00:08:59.170 What what is happening? They asked me to bring these back. Oh he won't be wearing those oh 00:09:01.010 --> 00:09:03.640 No its to sad. Oh my God what the hell? 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:11.049 Robbie still keeps his boots. Nobody knows why not even robbie 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:13.960 After all they'll never be any use 00:09:14.300 --> 00:09:18.400 Robbie bless him. Chances are he'll spend the rest of his life 00:09:18.980 --> 00:09:26.680 in his wheelchair. oh my God. Oh my God, okay? Well. I mean, it's a good message. I understand it's a problem 00:09:26.680 --> 00:09:31.720 There's so many railroads and people aren't careful and trains come a lot quicker than you think 00:09:31.910 --> 00:09:39.369 And you don't really hear them as well, so I understand the danger, but just like was this the best way to tell it? 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:41.920 I don't know 00:09:43.620 --> 00:09:44.980 I just love that scream so much 00:09:44.980 --> 00:09:47.440 *scream* 00:09:49.140 --> 00:09:51.320 It's the best scream I ever heard 00:09:51.460 --> 00:09:53.800 Done in a really good train 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:56.100 *scream* 00:09:57.320 --> 00:10:00.480 Oh my God. He's Gonna get electrified 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:01.960 Pass me that piece of wood 00:10:06.180 --> 00:10:07.360 oh dude he's good 00:10:11.820 --> 00:10:16.360 He's gonna get electrified. Dude don't go up there! You gottta ahm ah.. 00:10:19.340 --> 00:10:21.860 ah, No! 00:10:23.540 --> 00:10:25.540 Jimmy! 00:10:25.540 --> 00:10:27.440 Not Jimmy. 00:10:27.440 --> 00:10:33.120 Why is [it] funny? It's not fun. There's nothing funny about it, but it's also hilarious 00:10:34.520 --> 00:10:38.780 Timmy,Timmy! Well you shouldn't have told him to get the frisbee 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:41.620 Family-Friendly Felix well 00:10:41.629 --> 00:10:48.859 Big announcement, big announcement, (clapping and exultancy)! Let's get some excitement everyone. Got a big announcement! 00:10:49.100 --> 00:10:53.220 PEWDIEPIE