WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.980 --> 00:00:04.120 That was close 00:00:06.420 --> 00:00:08.580 (Finally speaking) I can't tell 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:09.560 I don't have to watch Tik Tok (right) 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:11.580 I can just watch DVD screens! (But the sub gab is getting smaller) 00:00:11.580 --> 00:00:13.580 I have an actually working setup now.....so.....that's pretty epic 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.940 Allright, well, I guess 00:00:19.940 --> 00:00:21.020 On episode 500 (confirmed) 00:00:21.020 --> 00:00:23.280 It'll actually hit the corner 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:24.340 Goddamn, that is distracting 00:00:24.340 --> 00:00:24.840 Is it gonna do it? (no) 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:26.840 Al right without further ado 00:00:26.840 --> 00:00:28.560 Let's just jump into it! (finally) 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:29.660 For some reason ("some" reason) Tik Tok 00:00:29.880 --> 00:00:31.720 Is still "very" much a ThInG 00:00:31.720 --> 00:00:33.900 (Vox hand) yes, I'm talking right now 00:00:34.160 --> 00:00:34.720 Shut'ap 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:37.560 No one know why Tik Tok's still a thing (oh really?) 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:38.060 Okay'p 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:41.120 Tik Tok memes just gonna DESTROY humanity 00:00:41.120 --> 00:00:42.120 seventy nine million subscribers! 00:00:42.620 --> 00:00:44.020 Please subscribe as well 00:00:44.700 --> 00:00:45.780 First off I gotta show you guys 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:47.000 I don't remember if I showed it before 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.660 But this is the best Tik Tok ever 00:00:50.060 --> 00:01:05.400 *Hit or Miss Tik Tok plays* 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:05.900 He hit the dab 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.180 It's so accurate I love it it's so good 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:09.560 The 'Hit or Miss' meme 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:11.560 It's what's gonna kill us all 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.560 hiT oR mI$$,i BeT U nEveR 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:15.560 mI$$,hUh !1! g0T A bOifRiEnD 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:17.560 i GaVe hiM g0n0rrhe@ 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:19.980 I bAKEd yOu A piEE 00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:21.980 Oh BOy WHAT fLAVOR??? 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:23.980 pIe PiE pIE 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:25.980 DADDD im hungry 00:01:25.980 --> 00:01:27.980 hi hungry IM dad XD 00:01:27.980 --> 00:01:29.980 why did u make me this way 00:01:32.509 --> 00:01:36.060 really glad that tic TOKs have just become more injured 00:01:36.060 --> 00:01:40.890 I cannot it's so fucking distracting Jesus Christ I need to know like it 00:01:40.890 --> 00:01:44.789 always looks I haven't in my peripheral and it looks like it's gonna hit it hey 00:01:44.789 --> 00:01:49.590 that's it I'm sorry guys this is too much what can I change it to how about I 00:01:49.590 --> 00:01:54.209 put on my own videos in that way I can just copy strike myself 00:01:54.209 --> 00:01:58.280 that'll is that less distracting for you guys 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:09.950 oh I don't even know if that was good or not but that drop though god damn and 00:02:09.950 --> 00:02:17.650 the girl is good how about that teenagers were too much spare time 00:02:17.650 --> 00:02:21.830 fantastic you know I just realize it's January I can put whatever I want in 00:02:21.830 --> 00:02:27.350 this video it doesn't matter well I'm watching a tik tok meme compilation I 00:02:27.350 --> 00:02:31.310 mean you just watching yourself normally I would just meme it and go like oh four 00:02:31.310 --> 00:02:34.640 ad revenue but I mean it's January like why am I here 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:39.110 what is support am i pathetic I got nothing else to do I'm not addicted to 00:02:39.110 --> 00:02:44.239 making shitty YouTube videos all right let's keep jumping into it guys excited 00:02:44.239 --> 00:02:56.720 for the next tik tok where's it gonna be a hit or miss perhaps it's chuckle 00:02:56.720 --> 00:03:10.850 worthy I don't know oh my god was it gonna be chugga-chugga chugga-chugga 00:03:10.850 --> 00:03:15.200 chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:21.440 chugga-chugga whoa big chungus what an epic meme I laugh every time I don't 00:03:21.440 --> 00:03:25.220 understand why it's a meme I still don't get it I don't understand anything why 00:03:25.220 --> 00:03:27.730 am I here 00:03:28.380 --> 00:03:45.660 I love these it reminds me of that a less sketch with a Kassem G where they 00:03:45.660 --> 00:03:49.710 dance they have the dance you've seen that your kids to one okay mg he's old 00:03:49.710 --> 00:04:02.500 school the hit hit send them in 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:09.730 so there's one more thing yes mr. Dempsey seniors here as well 00:04:09.730 --> 00:04:17.019 your father but this office since his stroke he found in this morning himself 00:04:17.019 --> 00:04:22.019 send him in >:( 00:04:34.340 --> 00:04:39.170 first of all I just want to thank all you all right it's funny I want to see 00:04:39.170 --> 00:04:47.570 like a whole movie like this I don't know why it's funny hahahaha and then we 00:04:47.570 --> 00:04:50.510 go back to this congratulations everyone you did it 00:04:50.510 --> 00:04:55.520 can we leave some memes behind in 2018 police I'm begging you this one 00:04:55.520 --> 00:05:00.260 goddammit this is the point oh why don't I just watch this myself oh okay yeah 00:05:00.260 --> 00:05:02.990 you want to sit through these do you know how many bad ones I go through 00:05:02.990 --> 00:05:07.970 humanity bad cringy pathetic ones that I have to sit through trihard wanna be 00:05:07.970 --> 00:05:12.830 funny kids you think I want to be here I don't I'm that desperate stop 00:05:12.830 --> 00:05:18.860 complaining this is me two weeks of watching ninja you have a name your 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:28.160 shirt don't even pretend to me that you're not a ninja face this is me five 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:33.800 weeks on ninja I'm not seeing it up moving guys there's not enough MOVEMENT GUYS 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:40.460 please get it that was my impression ninja this one is great okay whoever 00:05:40.460 --> 00:05:47.900 filmed it I need that church I need that church who filmed that i wanted a legit 00:05:47.900 --> 00:05:55.359 like where is that jesus jesus confirmed with me 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:59.319 everyone on this app is saying that their gamer girls but they're actually 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:03.490 not I am a real gamer girl and I'm just I don't know I don't 00:06:03.490 --> 00:06:12.190 oh wow she is a real gamer girl she's playing on an iPad a mobile game oh you 00:06:12.190 --> 00:06:15.909 know she I knew she wasn't a real gamer girl from this moment I saw that she 00:06:15.909 --> 00:06:20.110 wasn't playing Lords mobile the most epic video game of all time at least 00:06:20.110 --> 00:06:23.110 play mafia city like a real gamer Jesus Christ 00:06:23.110 --> 00:06:34.949 smh all these fake-ass gamer girls don't make me laugh Dora the explora 00:06:38.580 --> 00:06:55.020 Oh whatever okay one day in Norwegian we Norwegian Norwegian Norwegian what is he 00:06:55.020 --> 00:07:03.840 trying to do Norway Norway Norway this is my voice five weeks so Norway I am an 00:07:03.840 --> 00:07:07.920 idiot cuz I'm from Norway I am a fake Swede I 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:12.750 am the bad version of a Swedish person that's right take the al-noor away you 00:07:12.750 --> 00:07:17.580 suck I'm just kidding I'm kidding Norway legit the last conversation I had with 00:07:17.580 --> 00:07:23.880 my granddad on his deathbed he told me was his plan on how we could invade 00:07:23.880 --> 00:07:29.970 Norway so easily you just kept going dad they have no defense and they have all 00:07:29.970 --> 00:07:36.650 the oil just in case anyone is wondering why I hate Norway so much 00:07:36.650 --> 00:07:38.650 uwu ps if 6b is watching gen said hi 00:07:47.450 --> 00:07:53.900 I love these they're so I love i frickin luck come on they're funny 00:07:53.900 --> 00:07:58.130 where's that from by the way wait it's a movie I thought it was like a I thought 00:07:58.130 --> 00:08:06.120 it was like a modern TV show or whatever 00:08:06.370 --> 00:08:19.630 hey this brings holding you meaning to this this is great oh there's more lines 00:08:26.350 --> 00:08:41.210 stop oh god please don't stop Jesus Christ what do you think was gonna 00:08:41.210 --> 00:08:45.230 happen don't turn this into vine is exactly how 00:08:45.230 --> 00:08:49.610 lily ponds was created oh let's do it for the vine guys let's do it for the 00:08:49.610 --> 00:08:53.750 vine they got that little inch of famous that they should not have gotten 00:08:53.750 --> 00:08:59.630 and they just clawed to it like a machine like a monster people need to 00:08:59.630 --> 00:09:05.150 know mate but being real wanting you to stop it stop it tick tock none of this I 00:09:05.150 --> 00:09:06.880 want to be in rewind YOUTUBE 00:09:06.880 --> 00:09:13.810 yes this is what I'm talking about 00:09:18.239 --> 00:09:26.399 has she reacted to this clip like I want them to remake it george w bush be like 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:30.129 no ain't having this none of this it will just get to 00:09:30.129 --> 00:09:33.609 demonetized oh wait--- it's January it doesn't matter press 00:09:33.609 --> 00:09:41.559 play that's right everybody it's January I can say what I want I can say the 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:50.980 n-word I don't want to okay I don't want to I've changed I see this is the 00:09:50.980 --> 00:10:02.709 crossover a little too slow to really keep the same overlap but still it's 00:10:02.709 --> 00:10:25.689 great nevertheless nine-year-olds everybody I don't know if I should be 00:10:25.689 --> 00:10:31.540 prouder this is me one day on JOJO SIWA guys this is me one week on 00:10:31.540 --> 00:10:40.239 JoJo Siwa this is me two weeks on Jo Jo Siwa are that was actually pretty 00:10:40.239 --> 00:10:45.189 accurate that was pretty good how about that Wow well done you get a bonus point 00:10:45.189 --> 00:10:52.889 all right so I'm in cole’s I'm gonna see this just for men all right this 2018 00:10:52.889 --> 00:10:57.399 you know this is a joke now but just give it a couple months they said 00:10:57.399 --> 00:11:03.069 they're gonna have to remove this brand just for people for people what about 00:11:03.069 --> 00:11:08.289 non people loreal men experts so you're saying women can't be experts 00:11:08.289 --> 00:11:16.230 huh SMS L'Oreal check you privilege ***** 00:11:19.379 --> 00:11:24.999 there you go that's the best tick-tock of all time we found it everyone what in 00:11:24.999 --> 00:11:27.660 the actual 00:11:30.060 --> 00:11:43.270 what is that I want it I want it finally he's back making tic toc videos that's 00:11:43.270 --> 00:11:49.840 awesome welcome back laughs look hey guys the 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:53.260 rest of this tik tok is for people who speak Turkish only so if you don't speak 00:11:53.260 --> 00:11:56.940 Turkish you want to understand just keep scrolling 00:11:57.030 --> 00:12:02.830 gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble holy shit 00:12:02.830 --> 00:12:07.330 that's racism and I will not stand here and just listen to this I've said this 00:12:07.330 --> 00:12:10.840 before tik tok is RACISM. WHAT is tik tok and is it safe??? 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:16.090 the answer to that is no it is extremely racism now that it's 00:12:16.090 --> 00:12:29.350 January I can finally call this out okay this is the level right now everyone 00:12:29.350 --> 00:12:34.750 that's great you know it's January who cares it's in 00:12:34.750 --> 00:12:39.100 January you know what I'm gonna say it's freaking January that's right everybody 00:12:39.100 --> 00:12:48.810 it's fookin JANUARY oh my god 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:41.810 all right I'm gonna end it there that's great I hope you guys had fun I had fun 00:13:41.810 --> 00:13:46.670 as well no one asked okay well I don't care shut up thank you guys for watching 00:13:46.670 --> 00:13:51.260 remember to check out represent.com/pewdiepie (pls pewds needs $$) 00:13:51.260 --> 00:13:55.580 we have merch 50% off go get that show your support 00:13:55.580 --> 00:13:57.760 epic staff brofist 00:13:57.760 --> 00:13:59.200 k bye gucci gang