*ASMR video plays*
*twinkle*
*Slurp*
SKRATTA DU
*explosion*
*echoed screaming*
First and foremost
I'm a gamer
Are you going to laugh at the people? (Ska du folket skrattar?)
(I think he says "Vi shurda, vi shurda" but I can't understand him here very well.)
okay first eh clipet
Cool, I've already seen this..excellent
*clap x2*
*Video* Evan and Tim for $50,000
i didn't laugh sh-
*Vid* "...for $50,000
Here's your first subject, go!
People whose last name is Obama.
BIN LADEN
uhhh...
God damn. That one's hard, that one was hard, I liked it.
I love how the guy doesn't even bother trying to answer.
He's like: "Really? Is that what you're saying?"
BIN LADEN
(Swedish laugh)
Look at him!
(clap)
SKRATTA DU
I didn't laugh! I did not laugh!
I did not...
*soviet theme in background*
(singing) somebody once told me
the wooorld is gonna roll me
i ain't the sharpest
tool in the shed
pewds: he's still going strong
(singing along) she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an L on her foooore
pewds: heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd
pewds: *mumbles* ...years start coming
*mumble* ...don't stop coming
*mumble* ...hit the ground running
*more mumbling*
...didn't make sense not to live for fun[a soviet patron listening to the anthem (1945 colourised)]
*video cut off
Beautiful...
when my casket is being sunk,
play this song
and NOT Despacito
*clap*
(sad music) that's right everybody
I made twelve thousand dollars on that video
and they took it
because it was a cover
and not only did they take it
they decided to give me a copyright strike
thank you Sony so
much....I also wanna give a special shoutout
to Youtube who said
We looked into this. Your, uh, partner manager will
be reaching out for more details
the only thing in my inbox, Youtube, is
videos getting claimed by companies abusing
your system (clap)
*small laugh*
"then just make your own original content" (inhumane noise)
don't be ridiculous
Fortnite, the most popular videogame in the world
125 million users worldwide! Wow!
Thanks to the game's popularity, Epic Games are now busy developing their follow-up.
Okay...
They call it SEX.
It's part of standard-
You can create-
okay that's epic
Could SEX be as popular as...
Alright, whatever.. whatever this report is ridiculous.
*smash bros theme*
I'll eat a loooog
We be bluuuue
*slight laughter*
So it was a beeee
and I flee a salamiiiii
Call me papaaaa
Smash like and subscribe for more videos!
Hey, it's Dolan Dark's time to shine
What do you got Dolan? Give us a good meme.
what is he gonna replace it with this time?
*Vid* "...I kept his letters"
Why do you have ads on your videos Dolan? Get out of here.
*emotional guitar music*
you know, that's gay, right? That's actually gay
nothing wrong with it, but that's pretty gay
woooohoo we have diamonds
*singing* we have diamonds, we have diamonds
why is he playing Minecraft. Keemstar: why is everyone saying stop?
Oh meh God stop Keemstar
you're using a stone pickaxe, you can't mine dia-.
Keem: What do you mean stop?
You need an iron pickaxe
Keem: Look at all-
pewds: no, ahaha
Keemstar nooo don't do me like this-
you don't know minecraft?
Keem: WHAT?
everyone knows that! YOU NEED AN IRON PICKAXE
*Keem crying + sad violin music*
Pewds: *cries* Keemstar: Are you guys trolling?
*loud sobs*
I didn't know this was gonna be an episode of
you cry you lose, 'cause I'm crying real tears
and then I hit a dog
I don't believe we've been formally introduced. My name is Ray Johnson and i'm an actor
and this is equals three =3
it's a show i started five years ago
*girls crying in background*
in my college dorm room and this is my last episode
this is so sad, Alexa
DON'T PLAY ANYTHING
she's not even here. I don't even have an alexa here
but it's such a good meme right?
you can just go "Alexa!" all the time it's funnier that way
Chris, could you run and get some milk? And be sure to take it from the back
*start of song "Mine Diamonds"*
(singing)
MIIIIINE DIIIIAMONDS
I'LL MIIIINE IIIIIIT!
SO FAR I'VE GOT
TWOOO-
thank you so much.We found someone who can sing better than me finally. How about that?
(screeching)
probably one of the best episodes of You Laugh You Lose
we had so far. Please go ahead and smash the like
if you disagree for some reason
what is your name
I...
I already
just eh
justa eh
nothing wrong, okay? x2
Nothing wrong
I am not saying it's wrong
but there is too many penises
in the anime disguised as a vagana
and I dont, I'm tired of pretending like i'm okay with it
what is he going to do
oh
oh, oh my gah
It keeps spinnin'!
no! It keeps going
It
oh my gah
he's going back in time.
The universe is moving beyond him
this video has been sponsored by Taco Bell everybody
thank you, you finally
managed to get a sponsor. It's totally real
if you're a journalist and you're eh curious if this is actually
true or not
just go ahead and reach out to Taco Bell and ask em
also we got sponsored by McDonalds
yeahhh boyyyyyyyyyyy
pewds: okay
pewds: alright
pewd: aha
okay
oh my gah
this is
ah look, oh,oh my
look at his face
holy shi-
*explosion*
alright that's something to
that's something to tell the kids about, "what is happening why are
the clips so good this week Felix?"
i don't know they just are
sometimes we're just lucky that way
Phil: I don't wanna work,
I just wanna bang my head with flex tape
*bonk*
okay, this is the most relatable video
I have ever seen in my entire life
Phil Swift
why can't i just bang my head with
shh-ket kape (?)
Swift tape
Flex tape
what is wrong with me? I'm worried, I'm concerned
I can't speak
help me
I hate that, ah, i was about to say it makes me feel like a ninja
but I hate that Ninja ruined
ninjas for me
like I used to think ninjas were cool
and ninjas aren't cool now
I just think a guy trying to appeal to twelve-year-olds
okay alright okay, has Ninja's ever been cool?
It's a feature till it gets patched out
yeah
I'm bugged it's a feature
well I think the servers restarting and you dying would be a feature
(laughs)
seems like a pretty good game what a great feature
Got me good!
okay what do you want I Skratta
I only lose if I Skratta
while there's something i'm not supposed to Skratta at
do you not understand that
important distinction? Is that too hard for you to comprehend?
"I just also feel like yuh know it might think that it might"
"be a good thing if most of us died"
*crowd laughs*
hahahaah
"Ya know what I mean?"
"it would be! (crowd clapping)"
"there's nothing wrong with"
"driving a gas guzzling car there's just too many people doing it"
"so you gotta figure out a way to like thin out the herd"
"and it's too late"
"It's not! These are the hard decisions that are gonna have to be made"
Bill Burr is like one of the few good comedians left
God bless him. Alright guys that was it for this week's
SKRATTA DU
förlorar du
Did you laugh or did you lose?
Leave a like if you lost...and as always
Just lea- smash like. What else do you want from me?
this has been Peeeeewdiepie!
bros
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